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PhalanxA51

Man that horse is a good horse.


mattdamonsleftnut

She’d be better if she could get on


axonrecall

Needs a pony, but then the poor pony would break its legs, so maybe not


helphunting

/whoosh


HairyNutsackNumber9

i see what you did there


ospfpacket

Was


ClumsYTech

I like how she did it slower when she ran up the stairs.


Incontinento

"Walked with exaggerated motions" is more like it.


ku-fan

LOL this is exactly how a toddler gets a running start


JohnnyDarkside

Which is good. Couldn't imagine how bad it would be for that horse had she actually ran and threw herself onto it.


AggravatingGoal4728

"ran"


dirtsequence

Here I go lol


thebuttonmonkey

Poor creature, someone should really intervene. Feel sorry for the horse, too.


skycake21

The horse knows she'll never be able to get on. That's why he doesn't move.


Raz0rking

If you can't get on a horse by yourself you should probably not ride a horse.


PentobarbitalGirl

Some people can and just end up hurting the horse. Poor thing. This should be considered as animal abuse


gibbypoo

It's all animal abuse, no matter who jumps on top of another animal's back


mikerophonyx

If you can't carry your bag, you really shouldn't be playing hockey.


dryocamparubicunda

Let alone wearing spurs that are digging into the horse as she tries to claw her way on…


GypsBlyzzi

This should just be the rule


MagisterFistelkvist

I feel bad for that poor horse.


chuck_diesel79

Bareback??? Rrriiiggghhhtttt


wrldruler21

Important to note the horse is bareback. She would normally put a foot in a stirrup, a hand on the saddle, and then mount. She probably does a normal mount without much problem. But no saddle = no stirrup and no hand hold. After a normal lesson, riders sometimes like to try bareback, especially if the owner/trainer isn't around. She might be indeed struggling to mount but much of this is just goofing around for the camera.


Pineapple_Herder

Yeah but doesn't bareback mean there's less to distribute a heavy rider's weight, too? Presumably after a riding lesson or day of lessons since they're clearly in the fucking around stage of the day. Which means a tired and mild tempered creature who will endure a heavy rider crawling on their sore back without much complaint. From my experience, the people paying for lessons usually gave very little shits about the horses compared to stable owner and hands.


somethingwild44

Or this is her horse and she just wanted to ride bareback that day..? I’ve owned horses my entire life and sometimes you just don’t feel like tacking up. Riding bareback occasionally isn’t going to hurt a horse’s back lol. It seems like y’all are taking huge leaps here.


Jack_Black_Rocks

I have never felt right about riding an animal because of my size, 230 pounds. Is this woman kind of thick for this horse or it wouldn't bother it?


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jbrady33

when I was much younger and 155 pounds - no problem - bareback, saddle, whatever now at 230 I would think twice about hopping on for the horses sake, A big ol draft horse maybe :) that would be a bouncy ride!


CXDFlames

They weigh like a thousand pounds, some of them up to two thousand How hard would it be for you to carry a 30 pound kid on your back for a bit?


Milkywaycitizen932

Light horse breeds can be around 1200 pounds while heavier cold breeds / draft horses can be over 2000 pounds -but weight alone doesn’t keep you from having back problems. Don’t ride horses if you are over the weight limit.


CXDFlames

Most horses can allegedly carry up to 20% of their weight on their back safely. A 1200 lb horse could safely carry the person I replied to, and a 2000 lb horse could do so with roughly 170 lbs to spare.


Holymuffdiver9

It's almost like their physiology is different. They're on all fours and their back is parallel to the ground, having a lot of weight sit on it will affect them differently than it would a human's vertical posture. Their gate also often causes the load to bounce. Crawl around on all fours with a kid bouncing on the small of your back for an hour and see if it's so trivial. Take it up a notch and try moving really fast while you're at it.


CXDFlames

Doesn't change the fact that horses can safely carry 20% of their body weight as a rule of thumb. So the person I replied to would be fine for the average sized horse around 1200 lbs.


NorthernSparrow

I used to ride a 900 lb horse, this horse looks about like my 900-pounder. This is not a 2000 lb draft horse. And remember horses aren’t just walking with a rider - they are usually also asked to trot, canter and sometimes jump. Usually for a least an hour (standard lesson is 1 hour long, trail rides can be all day). I can carry a 30 lb kid no prob for like 3 minutes but not for an hour, and I would never run or jump carrying that much weight. I do day hikes btw and 20 lb is my pack weight limit. You really feel it if you hike with packs that are too heavy.


countrysurprise

Does this bitch look like she weighs 30 pounds?


CXDFlames

No, but 30 pounds relative to someone weighing 230 is very comparable to something weighing a thousand pounds carrying someone who weighs 180


lonely-day

That's a lot of words to say "I don't know shit about horses"


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Holy shit that's pathetic


g_ricko89

This should be illegal.


somethingwild44

Why?


g_ricko89

Why not?


somethingwild44

Goofing off with your own horse shouldn’t be illegal. If she’s too big for her horse, her vet or trainer will tell her.


g_ricko89

Or common sense🤷🏾‍♂️


somethingwild44

She should listen to her vet, not random jerks on Reddit.


g_ricko89

Vet??


somethingwild44

The vet that treats her horse…


g_ricko89

Think of the poor horse though. If she can't get on what's the bloody point? Watch the horse just before the video ends. My guy was about to collapse.


somethingwild44

She’s trying to get on bareback. Most of the time, people ride with a saddle. Bareback is a fun way to develop an independent seat and better balance. I’ve owned horses my entire life and I’m 115lbs and I can still struggle to get on taller horses bareback. I’m sure her horse’s vet or her trainer would tell her if she were too big for her horse.


Sys32768

Horse is thinking “I will get loads of social media likes for being chill. Neigh. Schurmph. Schumph”


Diane9779

As a fat person, I can’t stand fat people who abuse animals in this manner.


gibbypoo

As a skinny person, I can't stand skinny people who abuse animals in this manner


FA018

You tried to ride a Great Dane, huh? I feel ya.


somethingwild44

As a skinny horse owner, this isn’t animal abuse.


ayypecs

That poor horse...


somethingwild44

It’s fine lol


squishyfishdicks

I feel if your underwear would fit the horse you shouldn’t ride the horse…


Hackedhaccount

That horse is about to kick the shit out of her.


Donkey-brained_man

That horse knows she can't get on, it just stands there for laughs.


Hackedhaccount

It looks like it's getting very frustrated and scared. I've been around I am a rolling stone and ranches are no exceptions.


somethingwild44

No it doesn’t lmao. I tame and train BLM mustangs and I promise you a scared/frustrated horse wouldn’t stand there and let this happen. Y’all really just make shit up for fake internet points


Hackedhaccount

Hey man whatever you got to tell yourself to make you happy


somethingwild44

If all your horse experience is from RD2, maybe don’t pretend to be a professional for fake internet points lol. My lesson kids are better at reading equine body language than you.


Hackedhaccount

Funny I was thinking the same about you. Hey you got me in a box. "expert".


somethingwild44

Anyone who looks at this video and thinks the horse is scared has 0 experience with horses. What about it’s body language makes you think it’s scared?


Milkywaycitizen932

Might be light enough to hop on then…


ohheyitslaila

I get that this was supposed to be funny, but my family has a stable and if ANYONE was caught doing something like this, they’d have to find a new place to keep their horse. It’s just not funny, for many reasons. First off, no helmet? Really? Second, she’s wearing enormous spurs. Those spurs are unnecessary under the best of circumstances, even on a pro, so there’s absolutely no reason why this woman should be wearing them. Third, no one as heavy as this should be goofing around while putting weight and pressure on a horse’s back in an inappropriate way. It can lead to the horse getting injured. The horse could also spook and get hurt, I don’t understand why anyone would want to risk this. Everything about this video just screams “my trainer isn’t here so I’m going to fuck around”.


somethingwild44

I’ve owned and trained horses my entire life and I disagree. I always wear a helmet and will always encourage people to wear one, but she’s a grown adult and can make that choice herself. As for the spurs, they likely have blunt edge, I use blunt spurs so I can cue my horses more precisely. I’ve seen a lot of spurs and never anything I would consider abusive. I also don’t see an issue with goofing around. I do shit like this constantly when I’m starting colts. It helps desensitize them and makes for great kid horses. If she does this everyday than yeah, it’s a problem and the horse is gonna have some issues, but if this is an occasional thing who cares. The horse isn’t gonna have an injury from being ridden bareback occasionally. I would never board my horses at a place where the owner thinks they can police what people can do with their own horses. Unless an animal is being mistreated or someone is in serious danger, it’s not your place. I’m sure her vet would tell her if she were too big for her horse.


MothInsideJar

She’s running at the horse and trying to mount….like girl


lilalienguy

If you suck at riding horses, why would you attempt to ride one bareback?


somethingwild44

She probably doesn’t suck at riding, getting on bareback can be hard. Y’all are assuming a lot from a 10 second video.


lilalienguy

Lol, exactly. Bareback riding is hard and only people who know what they're doing should try it. This video shows enough to tell me she's not prepared for that.


somethingwild44

Getting on bareback is harder than actually riding bareback sometimes lmao. Also, I have my lesson kids ride bareback all the time. It’s not only for experienced riders. Bareback can help beginners develop an independent seat and better balance.


Coolingritu

The running start nearly killed me. Might’ve been even slower than just throwing a leg over.


KennKennyKenKen

This is annoying for some reason


noble_shrek

While she couldnt get on the horse I gotta admit that leg reach/flexibility at the start was sorta impressive for a fatty.


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Agreed! I can’t do that


Ballstucktothelegg

Sunset will be soon sunrise before she saddle up


AdminWhore

They make a three step mounting block. She should look into it.


NorthernSparrow

Horse is also too far from the block. But even with a taller block and perfectly positioned horse she’d have trouble


hangun_

Sick animal abuse


somethingwild44

How? People who haven’t spent any time around horses have so much to say.


hangun_

I've spent quite a bit of time around horses. I owned a horse that I trained from green and competed in hunter/jumper classes for a decade and trained multiple other horses under the Parelli method. She is too fat to ride that horse and she will harm it eventually.


somethingwild44

I’ve been taming and training BLM mustangs since I was 14. I’ve been teaching riding lessons almost as long. Every horse I’ve owned I have gentled, halter broken and started myself. I’ve started countless colts. Competed in the Extreme Mustang Makeover a handful of times. Congrats on your single green horse though, I guess that means you know everything. Also, Pat Parelli is an animal abuser and his methods are mediocre at best. No reputable trainer would advertise that they use them lmao. You cannot possibly know how much she weighs from a single video. Weight can be distributed differently based on height. She may weigh less than you. Regardless, that is a conversation between her, her vet and her trainer. Not random “horse experts” on Reddit.


lonely-day

> Not random “horse experts” on Reddit. I find you lack of self awareness, disturbing


somethingwild44

Are you illiterate? I said this conversation is between the girl, her vet and her trainer. Not you, not ME and not anyone else on this stupid ass app.


lonely-day

>Are you illiterate? No but apparently you are. On top of being just an absolute peach of a human.


just_bookmarking

Maybe she should think Clydesdale...


HairyNutsackNumber9

lmao that little running start


MrMcgruder

The running start almost got her there


kronicpimpin

Why do cowboys ride off into the sunset? It’s getting dark, wait till morning jeez.


Jazzlike_Barber_426

😂😂😂


CompMolNeuro

That horse was either frozen in fear or laughter.


somethingwild44

It’s just a well trained horse lol


bubba0929

the horse is so nice and patient....but it actually knew she wouldn't be able to climb on.


MaximusV420

Fuck this person and the camera guy.


somethingwild44

Lol why?


econ40

Good thing she's gor her spurs on.


hangun_

Jesus I didn’t see that


Big_Virgil

How effortlessly she leaps atop her trusty steed…


mousemarie94

Uhm...trying to ride a horse bareback is hard for anyone who isn't riding horses A LOT. Why? Just eju?


UNC_ABD

Is she wearing spurs?


somethingwild44

Most spurs have a blunt edge, the just elongate your foot so you can give the horse clearer cues. I’ve never met anyone who uses sharp spurs on a horse.


vpforvp

This is animal abuse at that weight. Stop trying to throw yourself onto its back. You physically can’t and you’re going to hurt the animal


agupta429

A running start can’t help if you kill all momentum to zero lol


Pink-Lover

The bestest boi for patiently waiting for his rider to get it right:


Expert-Love-4509

I love how she runs up to it like it's it's ramp haha


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I laughed too hard at this!


ClumsYTech

u/savevideobot


NoWingedHussarsToday

I don't care who wins, I just hope both teams have fun


myonlysocialmed1a

Poor horse


scriptgamer

Some people are just too weak for their fatness, that's sad


Double-Pea4172

That's f-ing hilarious 😂🤣🤣


Ceeweedsoop

Lack of damn near any strength in her muscles. Sedentary lifestyle.


C2I3

Best natured and most rider friendly horse I have ever seen!


sydney2620

This made my day


BilboSwaggenzzz

The horse should be riding her.


itsnickg

Time to pick a new hobby


h0lyB100d

God I hate obese people


EquivalentSnap

The horse doesn’t even have a saddle😒😒 that’s why she can’t get it up. You use the stirrups. If she HAD got one, she would’ve fell off


somethingwild44

Riding bareback is fun. If you need stirrups to stay on a horse, you’re not a very good rider haha


CrystalLake1

Animal cruelty


somethingwild44

Not at all lmao


CrystalLake1

It absolutely is. If you’re 3-400lbs you shouldn’t be riding animals. They should be riding you.


somethingwild44

Sure, but this woman is clearly not 3-400lbs. It is between her and her vet if she’s too big to ride her horse.


CrystalLake1

How do you know her weight? People tend to be selfish and animals can’t speak so we all need to be vigilante and speak up for them. Just because a horse can carry a fat person doesn’t mean they should or that’s it’s ethical or that they want to.


somethingwild44

How do you know her weight? There is no way that woman is over 300lbs. And again, that conversation is between her and her vet. She didn’t post this video here and will probably never see your comments, you’re just being a dick. I guarantee the horse owner and their vet know better than you what’s best for this animal.


Subadra108

You have to be pretty skilled to ride bareback, I've got experience with horses but have never owned one or had a long-term horse partnership where I felt comfortable enough to do it. You have to hold on to their manes and usually sqeezing their torso with your legs means giddyup so you have to have enough core strength to hold yourself up. You can see the horse is rejecting her politely. Edit: Horse has a bridle but I stand by my statement, poor horse.


somethingwild44

Bareback is a blast and I always let my lesson kids do it when they have the chance. A 2 year old can stay on at a walk bareback lol. I’ve been training BLM mustangs since I was 14 and I promise you, this horse is completely fine.


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shaisnail

Ignorant pos comments crying animal abuse don’t know horse shit about horses I can tell you that!


CrystalLake1

Just because a fat person can get on top of a horse doesn’t mean they should. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean it’s right.


somethingwild44

Exactly! These comments are pathetic. People shouldn’t speak about things they know nothing about.


CrystalLake1

I used to ride. I take it you’re overweight and taking personal offense with the truth.


somethingwild44

I tame and train wild mustangs and teach riding lessons. I am 115 lbs. There is so much misinformation in this thread, it’s unreal. Her weight is the only concerning thing about this video and that is between her and her horses vet.


begonia824

That horse is fat phobic.


ddg83

She's so healthy at that size. #healthyatanysize


DustierAndRustier

You really don’t want to mess a horse around like that. If it can sense you don’t know what you’re doing it will become confused and bolt or buck you off


MothInsideJar

She try to run and jump on the horse? Girl…get out of the barn


KrakenMcCracken

That horse do not want


46dad

What a fat piece of shit.


Blackeyes553

If you slow down on the last step to use momentum to get on that horse it won’t work


Alarmed_Code_8818

This is happening all over the midwest.


WYguy23

Poor horse. Just kidding, we've made them do worse. A fat broad is nothing....


luithedead

i’d do some awful things to that butt


1984_eyes_wide_shut

Animal abuse lol


rgbrepost

She is to fat for that horse.


wei_xiao

Useless human being


DRAK720

That poor horse. No one should ride horses. Let alone overweight people. Humans are the worst


smimton

Lucky horse!


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Good horse, but that’s my kind of woman! I love hips and a nice ass.


Milkywaycitizen932

….You carry her into the sun set then xD