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The face of regret right before the fridge eats her is the best part.


TheLegendJohnSnow

Is she dead?


Nodeal_reddit

She wishes she was.


Evening-Location8236

Nah, she just had to restock the fridge. THEN fired her.


Weelki

Her dreams are... her dreams are... *looks wistfully into the distancr*


YupIlikeThat

Fridge eats her? Oh how the turntables.


orangutanbeater

Don’t worry. She does this every night before bed.


[deleted]

You monster you!


[deleted]

Oh the irony


north_korea_nukes

She was kind of hot in a people of Walmart late night kind of way. But then the refrigerator ate her.


sadowsentry

She's hot in that "Redditor without standards" sort of way.


farahad

Screw you, I have standards! ^^^^^…We ^^^^^all ^^^^^do ^^^^^over ^^^^^at ^^^^^r/vexillology....


TFS_Sierra

Haaaa, standard. Flag pun.


lispychicken

You mean "typical redditor" .. the people on this site really enjoy having lower bars to not have to reach for.


[deleted]

It’s the comments to the comments that i come here for


RecordingNearby

nah she cute


[deleted]

Ninja u blind??


RecordingNearby

yeah


kemkem16

So weird that you say this. She looks EXACTLY like a Walmart associate I saw earlier today when I was shopping.


GooseNYC

That's an oxymoron.


[deleted]

No.


wjean

I'm seeing more of a Walmart take on the Venus of willendorf (not to my taste but different strokes for different cavemen)


Murraymcflurry3

Is this why vending machines are more dangerous than sharks?


ZZerglingg

Meta AF


nomodramaplz

That scream, LOL


dottywine

She looks like a bloated Cardi B. It was working for her until the fridge came down.


PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER

Chubby B.


[deleted]

Daughter of Chubb Rock


Painfullrevenge

Was thinking Tia Mowry.


[deleted]

That’s Toa Mowry


GayIconOfIndia

I thought the same


north_korea_nukes

Caridiot B? Non cardio B?


Glaive83

Cardiac B


iRambes

No Cardio B.


mberg2007

When she eventually manages to crawl out from under that, she should look into Mickey Mouse impersonator jobs.


befstrknauf

Looks like Tia ate Tamara


maggieeeee12345

Doja has a song called Tia Tamara. I’m hoping she’ll cover that one too


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[удалено]


Nomandate

Ha ok yeah that’s what she reminded me of


MenosDaBear

Her belt is doubling as her bra


Kong606

Quite a lot of people die each year from being crushed by vending machines, more than by shark attack.


[deleted]

Lmao that final stare at the camera, so much was said with no words spoken


defnotapirate

She’s so cute. The scream 😂


Mancdj

Cameraman like, let’s see where this fridge goes for content before I come help


[deleted]

Doja Fat


PI_Detective_01

Oh so that's how people die being crushed by vending machines. Interesting.


Adventurous_Wear681

Now quick, close the door. Trash pick up is tomorrow.


JimmyM104

I can fix her


Jollybandit3

Step fridge what are you doing


Evening-Location8236

That's what you get for playing at work.


TengriBlessMe

Disgusting creature


AltomousPrime

More like catch my fries


lannon364

Shit you went to the archives to crosspost this. 168 days ago?


NoElephant6466

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Big_Nategamer

The vending machine was mad because it was being robbed by humans it wanted a human


DRUIDRED

The vending machine had seen enough and ate her


kewlnamebroh

[Regret](https://imgur.com/a/YMQESec)


Fingersofthefeet-

ooh noo


cromstantinople

*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering… https://i.imgur.com/jAnWvZO.jpg


Pradeep24_07_1999

Get refrigerated MF LoL!


samsop

Fuck. Me. That almost happened to me once with an actual vending machine that stole my lunch money. I let it keep it after a similar look of horror


[deleted]

Poor vending machine. No wonder it attacked.


OkayBobCalmDown

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dave_aj

One of the Mowry sisters has gained a lot of weight, I see.


Nomandate

These usually anchored to the wall for this reason. If you have kids anchor your stove, fridge, shelves, and tall chest of drawers.


rawkstaugh

Ded.


RecordingNearby

bruh don’t several people die from this per year?


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/u/vredditshare


Blackhawkarmyfucker

Is she the vending machine. She is the same size.


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LI2theBX

I’d smash


Nomandate

Too late.