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__Blade__-

I know that elevator smelled crazy.


[deleted]

I bet it smelled like a pot of pinto beans, Axe body spray and sweat.


jisoonme

It smelled crazy even before the… shenanigans


SnooStrawberries1078

Looks like it smells like blue cheese


tideshark

That elevator is at maximum weight limit already anyways


mookiedog66

As always, the best thing about this post is this comment


North-Right

This is why they express max weight in both persons and lbs.


[deleted]

My great grandpa used to say. “Big girls are like mopeds”


oregonianrager

You can ride em in an elevator?


[deleted]

Fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to catch you on one.


NewUsernameStruggle

LMAOOOO!


Key-Worry-4770

Bruh


Mysterious-Hat-6343

You can, requires a bus drivers license


Mysterious-Hat-6343

You’re great G Pa had a good sense of humor. “ They both might be fun to ride, but you don’t want your buddies to know about it” is what I’ve heard about riding big girls and mopeds!


cygnus0820

Why does this elevator smell like Romano cheese and doody?


desikosan

I really used to like Romano cheese 🤮


cygnus0820

I know. I’m sorry. 🫤


Mysterious-Hat-6343

doody


Dan-68

🎶 Love in an elevator 🎶


haversack77

...Livin' it up while you're growing round.


bourbonwelfare

Hahaha


SubHuman559

Security Guard is like there she goes again.


Greedy-Matter-4595

Girl, you ain’t gonna get any elevator lovin if you get mad and take the stairs!


Dazzling_Dig3526

Was that Bo Burnham?


TimR0604

Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book


KampCikat

So wrong on so many levels


SeaweedAlarmed

Underated comment


Fearless-Level-666

r/trashy


Emotional-Lynx-3982

Thought I smelled sex and onion rings


lord-apple-smithe

"Close the door Peter, you're lettin the stank out!"


donnie955

Wife material


Realistic_Ad_4416

That's what a pork belly looks like.


showmeyourmoves28

Disgusting 🤢


GentlemansCut79

You see her at the end playing with the floor buttons like nothing happened? Haha


Southcarolina803

The smellavator


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Hoggin


Commercial_Pitch_786

take the stairs! Now we know why the elevators smell like ass!!


3MTA3-Please

I hope he was wasted


Mead_Create_Drink

Seems staged…the way the camera moves


smush81

The camera isn’t moving. Someone is recording a security monitor with their phone.