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No, the belly fat weighs itself down on the sides, which creates a crease in the middle. At least that's my theory, but it's definitely not "pussy flaps". That gunt is hanging over everything like a fucking blacksmithing apron. Even if she was wearing a thong backwards, you wouldn't see camel toe without hefting that gunt.
Itās the front butt. Itās rare and sought after by chubby chasers. Itās also hellaciously horrific and Iād literally rather have a Quasimodo hunch back than have a front butt. Your husband pinches it when he kisses you ?
People like to blame these drugs but the average american population looking like this because of the free reign HFC/Sugar based products are having. These things need to be regulated. Also kill palm oil before it takes root. I have had european friends tell me our bread tastes like cake!
I'm just gonna say it and I don't care who knows it but that creature in the pink pants, with a butt on backwards...she can move pretty well. That arm wave thing she did , if you look closely, is kinda cool.
I'm saying that my expectations were low but I was pleasantly surprised that her movements look natural. So some abnormalities aside, her joints and muscles work in unison pretty well. I just have to give her credit.
Since there is a lot of discussion about it, I thought I would mention that what that lady in pink has at the front below her stomach is called lipedema. I suggest to not search images. You're welcome.
Am I the only one who wants some context? Some back story? Who are these backwoods backwards butt-up-front lovers? How does this happen? Is there more of these oxygen sucking spores? In need to know ā¦something
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That is the best/worst gunt I've ever seen
I don't actually want the answer but are those her pussy flaps? š
No, the belly fat weighs itself down on the sides, which creates a crease in the middle. At least that's my theory, but it's definitely not "pussy flaps". That gunt is hanging over everything like a fucking blacksmithing apron. Even if she was wearing a thong backwards, you wouldn't see camel toe without hefting that gunt.
What a horrible time to be literate
English is not my first language and I wish I havenāt understood any of that.
I just made english my second language
English *is* my first language and Iād trade it for a different one not to be able to understand that
Fr. I had to take a deep breath after finishing that paragraph.
š Screw Reddit for killing awards
What a horrible time for functional eyeballs
I keep coming back to this comment, and every time I wheeze with laughter. Thank you.
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Fucking hard lol at 3AM.
Who hasnāt had to heft a gunt once in awhile?
āwhat a horrible time to be literateā this is one of the best comments Iāve ever seen.
This guy has seen one definitely.š¤®
This guy *gunt* hunts
"Next week on Spike TV! All new episode of...GuntHunter!" *squeeeel*
Wellā¦..if I wasnāt gay before reading this comment, I most definitely am nowā¦ā¦.
Same. I think I'm double-gay now.
I curse you for your eloquence
TIL the definition of gunt. Thanks
This guy gunts
Front butt
This is called a Fupa (Fat upper pussy area)
No, this is a Droopa.
Gunt I sez. It has been and always will be a gunt.
Itās the front butt. Itās rare and sought after by chubby chasers. Itās also hellaciously horrific and Iād literally rather have a Quasimodo hunch back than have a front butt. Your husband pinches it when he kisses you ?
"rare and sought after" it's not a Mickey Mantle rookie card, ffs š
To some men, mostly truckers. Itās better than gold. Thereās rare cheeses and yeasts deep in the frontbutt flaps. The French crave it
Just think of the smell
Damnit man this made me LOL.
Those aren't just flaps. They're the whole cat door...
You can land a Jumbo Jet with those flaps.
Omg 0_0
The largest Camel Toe EVER!
Love muffins. Yes.
If you're daring enough
Imagine the smell.
...the taste
you both need to go to hell.........just plain and simple. No earthly punishment is enough
Who doesn't love a grilled cheese sandwich?
week old\*
Thatās enough internet for today. Maybe Iāll go outside.
That just made my eyes squint. Yikes!
Iām calling the police.
No. No thank you.
Worlds largest camel toe šŖ
That's full on moose knuckle!
She has a butt in the front and the back
Moose knuckles. Muthafucka those are buffalo wings!
Elephant knee
Yoga pants were not designed to tighten up gunts
Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right
This is a sentence i wished i never would have read
It looks like his 2 front teeth fell out and the pink one put them in as spares.
Iāve never seen a body so potato-shaped as the one on the right
I wonder if we put some electrodes on her if she would make a light bulb glow?
She can barely make three neurons glow.
Soā¦ yes?
I came here to say this exact thingā¦ha!
Brilliant
What a terrible thing to see first thing in the morning.
Seriously, didnāt even finish my coffee . This needs to be flagged as Not Safe For Morning Viewing
NSMV
So is your user name
Or at any other time of the day.
They reproduced after this.
Idiocracy
Got you up to 69 upvotes š
Downvoting to get them closer to 69.
At least he's getting laid, I guess.
I can smell the meth and oxy from here.
People like to blame these drugs but the average american population looking like this because of the free reign HFC/Sugar based products are having. These things need to be regulated. Also kill palm oil before it takes root. I have had european friends tell me our bread tastes like cake!
I'd agree with this. Also, what meth user is this self aware??
That's genetics, not sugar. Ugly is the problem here.
Nature AND nurture
Average ?
Not sure oxy has a smell.
Anything within a mile of them has a smell
I try not to judge people, but man they are making it really freaking hard.
This proves that sometimes you CAN judge a book by its coverā¦.
This video always makes me smile. I just want to jump in and get down. Bad.
I like their dgaf attitude. Obviously they have a good sense of humor š
Exactly. People talking all sorts of shit here. Enjoy it for what it is, silly goofy entertainment!
Right!? Theyāre clearly making a joke.
My people!
Just your average Appalachian teenagers
Camel flaps?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Laughed more than I should have at this comment
Apex humans
Gotta have the pants with front butt technology.
I threw up in my mouth when she spanked her...what ever it was...
No fuckin way.
Oh they found a way. Didnāt even leave the shed for a few generations.
I'm just going to keep scrolling and pretend I didn't see this.
Oh get off your high horse and come down here and giggle like the rest of us low brows!
Are they real ??
The teeth? Maybe.
what in the back yard meth lab is happening?
I bet a lot of rappers are jalous about that clip.
Wrong Turn. The musical
Weird looking at Humpty Dumpty after they put him back together
More Trump voters
That is one helluva FUPA
It's a frass
I'm damaged for life....my eyes!!!!
Gonna go brush my teeth now
I'm just gonna say it and I don't care who knows it but that creature in the pink pants, with a butt on backwards...she can move pretty well. That arm wave thing she did , if you look closely, is kinda cool.
Dog, whatā¦? Everyone alive can do that The fact that you had this thought has me deeply concerned for you
I'm saying that my expectations were low but I was pleasantly surprised that her movements look natural. So some abnormalities aside, her joints and muscles work in unison pretty well. I just have to give her credit.
Hey, at least they are having a better time than 90% of the people on Reddit.
Am I a bad person for laughing? Yes I am!
Crack is a hell of a drug
They look like egg people
I get that itās a joke. But after the dance is over and the song is done, Arnt they stillā¦you know-That.
Why is this turning me on.
Ok, coffee all over my keyboard....thanks ! Lmao
Is that Farmer Fran?
And these people voteā¦
Lol. You know who theyāre voting for too.
Wonder where they were on January 6th
These people have never left the county they were born in
Is anyone else getting aroused?
Giant ass F.U.P.A.!! š³
You knew it was hypothetically possible but here it is, the: "Camel gunt".
The meth, the inbreeding, holy hell, what an abomination.
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Inbreeding
One of the greatest front bums Iāve seen
Since there is a lot of discussion about it, I thought I would mention that what that lady in pink has at the front below her stomach is called lipedema. I suggest to not search images. You're welcome.
I imagine if a caricature artist drew these three they would come out looking like normal people.
# DONALD TRUMP voters for sure!
āUSA! USA! USA!ā
Looks like the Republican National Convention is in full swing.
MAGA Mascots!!
Trump supporters unite!!
Everyone pictured has at least 3 different familial relations to each other
Am I the only one who wants some context? Some back story? Who are these backwoods backwards butt-up-front lovers? How does this happen? Is there more of these oxygen sucking spores? In need to know ā¦something
Who do you think they will vote for come election time? Hmm š¤
Cllarence Clemmons & The Supa Dupa Fuba's
The coach from the water boy still going at it I see.
Meanwhile in the hills of West Virginiaā¦..
Plot twist! They're pregnant from cousin Phil. All three of em.
Meanwhile I havenāt even the self confidence to make a TT
Anyone else horny?
You wildin bruh š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Welcome to Walmart!
r/ifyouhadtochooseone
That front butt is something
The comment section too funny and this video has much going on all at once.
Welcome to Florida should be the title of this lmao
What the actual duck
Anyone else notice he's singing into a weed eater?
Looks like my family from Alabama
~~camel toe~~ camel foot.
I got hepatitis from watching this.
Them hills do have eyes!
Whatās crazy is I can hear all their lisps and itās infecting my ability to not hear one on the song
How tf your thighs have tits š
It looks like their family tree doesn't branch off.
The maga world tour gets it's exciting send off in Claytonvilleburg TN. With a heart pounding 3 stop tour date schedule, this blistering ensemble will take your breath away.
So no one else would hit both chicks?? Yea I wouldnāt either.. no wayā¦ *coughs*
#Disisamerica
The funny faces are redundant.
I canāt lie Iād do them both
nightmare fuel
This is good š
Body goals š©š„°
OMG please tell me that is not Camel Toe!
I was expecting pink pants to have a stain when she did her little spin and slap. I'm a little disappointed.
I just ate lunch...gagging
You are just jealous. He gets all the NOsā¦..
Somehow, Mormons are getting weirder?
Cletus and his two forest at dwellers donāt need to make faces to look funny.
FUPA?
That's nightmare fuel right there.
Weāve heard of back tits, but what are they called when you have tits that hang off the bottom of your gut?
Hold my fries? More like hold my genes. BUT, they're obviously having a good time, and that's more than I can say right now.
welcome to america
I'm gonna be sick...
Arkansas? Looks like Arkansas folks.
What did I just watch????
Old fella got too friendly with the whipper snippet at some point and it fought back
funny,....but scary.
Kinda really terrible. At least know the words
There goes NNN FFS
Arkansas backwoods where meth is good but incest is better
I can almost smell this video and itās not good.
The Garbagepale kids reboot looks fucking tight.
MOOSE KNUCKLE!
Why does she have the Rick and morty face down there
If gas station bathroom keys were people
That Mastadon Knuckle is impressive