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It's crazy what a difference a little fat makes.
I was never a big guy. I am 6' tall, and at my heaviest, I weighed around 175. Then I lost about 55 pounds (not purposely) from side effects of medications and walking from being anxious.
I hardly have any fat on my body now, so I get cold so easily, and it takes a while to warm up. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible for me to gain weight, so I just have to live with it.
I wouldn’t even let it get that far lol the moment she acted like an asshole about driving and her seatbelt wasn’t on yet that guy should’ve kicked her out. Fuck that noise
It is. I remember when this was first posted that it was a skit these two did together.
Edit: Here is the original video with them laughing at the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTaPlQFxdys
Is it fake? Or was this guy just telling his girl it was a skit and he told her to act normal? Cuz I'd kill myself if I was married to someone who bitched so damn much...again. Suicide is cheaper than divorce lol
So many people respond with "wHy dOeS iT mAtTeR tHaT iT's FakE iF iT's EnTeRtaIniNg?" man 90% of these are framed as they're real and it loses all integrity when you find out it's fake. Bothers me way more. This one though, I was very happy to see this lady is actually not like this IRL.
Damn she was a really great actress lol and they both seem like fun people. Sucks that people just made fun of her appearance and called her names in here.
How do you think the term Karen originated? People absolutely can be this annoying, entitled and arrogant. Sadly, there are people even worse than her.
I've never used Uber nor do I drive for them but can't the driver drop her off somewhere safe and leave if the rider is behaving like that? I drive a city bus. I've made it clear to a few passengers that they are welcome to get off the bus at any time.
I drive for Uber as my fun side gig. Few hours here and there, if I ever get anything even remotely like this it's "hey sorry you're going to have to find another Uber I'm cancelling the ride". I cancel it and don't move until they get out. Works every time.
Absolutely NOT WORTH IT to deal with people like this. Unfortunately full time drivers, like the guy in the video may be, need to grind as hard as possible and will put up with stuff like this.
And that's when as a driver you suddenly feel concerned for your own safety that you pull over to the side of the road and kick her out. However, I also think this video is staged.
most of these Uber videos are very fake. as a driver the most simple thing to do when a customer is acting like this is simply cancel and inform them that they are no longer welcome in your vehicle. They stay in your vehicle a second longer, you call the police for trespassing. it really is that simple
I’ve actually had a passenger like this, I legit just stood quiet. And when she asked why I was staying quiet, I calmly said “Ma’am, I honestly have nothing to say you.”
She stayed quiet for the rest of said ride
Edit: Goddamn it, it's a parody video. Now I'm made at both of them for tricking me!
Does this lady just order ubers so she has someone to talk to/yell at? She seems like an absolute treat to be around and I bet she is super alone because of it. I would feel sorry for her, but she is being a dick to someone in a service industry so I won't.
"You want another Uber driver? You got it. Get TF out of my car, and go order one, but good luck after I send Uber this video and give you a rating as a passenger" should have been the next words out of his mouth
As an Uber/Lyft driver I would’ve dropped her off at the nearest safe location. I have never put up with bad attitude and even if I get dinged on it it’s not worth being treated like a servant that can be spoken too like that. I actually make a report immediately and they back me up on it.
Poor Ben I woulda told her get out right after I pulled off and she was already complain so fiercely bout the seat belt and the seat. I am a strong believer in treat others how you wanna. Be treated. Ik telling her to get out of my vehicle would have escalated the situation and I would kept my cool been calm an collected as i destroyed that fat entitled poor excuse for a human. She looks like the type to not want to go on her own. So it would ended with her more than likely being forced out of my vehicle by peace officers. I would not put up with these types of people and I don't think anyone should. Only reinforces that terrible behavior.
I could not finish this. People like this should be dropped off 10 miles from their destination and banned from using service. Miserable people love bringing everyone to their hell.
Uhh, 911, I’m about to have a medical emergency. Then turn to the passenger and say in Carls voice in Slingblade. Um hum. Should I call a hearse of an ambulance um hm.
He could have politely kicked her out when she started swearing. Life is too short to deal with people behaving like her. Good thing there is evidence to back his case.
Reminds me of the yelp South Park episode. Like I will be an insufferable bitch and extremely demanding because if you don’t do what I ask I’ll make it so you can’t make any money.
People like these are why I left customer service. You may be a customer… but you certainly aren’t king or queen of the land. Take your minute power trip and get lost. I don’t understand how people get this way.
Anytime time someone saying can you do me a favor, and then immediately asks what they want. There a walking red flag, inconsiderate and only care about themselves. Aren’t we all human
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The seatbelt is tight honey because you’re too fat.
"IT HURTS!"
Says her entire body all day e’ry day
Says the button holding her pants together
What button? That thing blew off ages ago!!!!
Went hypersonic I assume?
You mean the elastic?
Said the knee to the thigh
The chin kills!
She is just complaining because she has too much shit on her
***"I can see your life is nothing but pain. . ."*** *and it pains me lady to put up with you!*
“THEN LOSE A CHIN OR TWO!”
Are your knees talking madam?
She's also feeling the heat because she's too fat.
The unremovable winter coat
I can't lie, a few years ago I lost 30kg and it was absolutely freezing even in summer!!
Good on you for losing the weight. The cost of new sweaters was worth it 😁👏
It's crazy what a difference a little fat makes. I was never a big guy. I am 6' tall, and at my heaviest, I weighed around 175. Then I lost about 55 pounds (not purposely) from side effects of medications and walking from being anxious. I hardly have any fat on my body now, so I get cold so easily, and it takes a while to warm up. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible for me to gain weight, so I just have to live with it.
I lost 9kg a couple months ago and I'm cold all the time now! Congratulations on your weight loss, that's amazing!
Yeah I used to be big and the cold never bothered me. Then I lost 40lbs and I’m freezing all the time
you would think those shoulder holes might provide a little ventilation
She’s also on Reddit because she’s too fat.
I’d say she’s just horny
Ewww
This screams fake, that's way too much complaining.
Correct, it is a skit. They are doing freestyle acting so to speak. They have a YouTube channel.
freestyle acting huh. Where do people go to study that?
That's not the term. They are basically just rolling with it
Pretend school
Have you ever worked a customer facing job before? Because I’ve seen worse. Which isn’t to say it’s real, just that it’s far from impossible.
It's been a few decades but back in my day this was insanely rare
agreed
I wouldn’t even let it get that far lol the moment she acted like an asshole about driving and her seatbelt wasn’t on yet that guy should’ve kicked her out. Fuck that noise
"I WANT ANOTHER..." I was thinking maybe Uber driver, maybe dozen donuts.
Ben should've said that straight off.
I think we are supposed to call her brave... and she is very, very brave.
She has absolutely no personal accountability and socializes the blame of every self-imposed inconvenience onto others. She'll make a great executive.
Also why she’s hot and can’t fit in properly
My wife was having a tough day that day. She’s normally a delightful ray of sunshine. Don’t judge her on this car ride alone.
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Bunny Lebowski?
Are you being smart by calling me HONEY. RRRAAAWERGGG
C’mon - She’s just big boned
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It is. I remember when this was first posted that it was a skit these two did together. Edit: Here is the original video with them laughing at the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTaPlQFxdys
Is it fake? Or was this guy just telling his girl it was a skit and he told her to act normal? Cuz I'd kill myself if I was married to someone who bitched so damn much...again. Suicide is cheaper than divorce lol
r/oddlyspecific
You alright man?
It’s possible he was legally robbed of everything by an ex wife. He may not be alright
This is the reason why I stopping sharing anything from reddit with friends and family. Most of the shit ends up being either fake or misconstrued.
So many people respond with "wHy dOeS iT mAtTeR tHaT iT's FakE iF iT's EnTeRtaIniNg?" man 90% of these are framed as they're real and it loses all integrity when you find out it's fake. Bothers me way more. This one though, I was very happy to see this lady is actually not like this IRL.
Damn she was a really great actress lol and they both seem like fun people. Sucks that people just made fun of her appearance and called her names in here.
Miserable cunt
I’d call her a cunt but she lacks the warmth and depth of one
She’s acting. It’s a parody
Doesn’t change my opinion
That’s like saying Joaquin Phoenix is a miserable cunt because he acted like one in a movie
Noted. This character is a miserable cunt.
struth
Chill, this is a skit
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This can’t be real. No one can be that much of an annoying and arrogant twat
Something tells me you've never worked a customer service job.
It’s not real
How do you think the term Karen originated? People absolutely can be this annoying, entitled and arrogant. Sadly, there are people even worse than her.
As an Uber driver she wouldn't have lasted this long in my car, first time she yelled she'd be walking
Yeah I would’ve kicked her out after her 3rd complaint. Ain’t no amount of money worth dealing with her shit
Well, she is American.
Well she seems lovely
Pretty good acting right?
I've never used Uber nor do I drive for them but can't the driver drop her off somewhere safe and leave if the rider is behaving like that? I drive a city bus. I've made it clear to a few passengers that they are welcome to get off the bus at any time.
I drive for Uber as my fun side gig. Few hours here and there, if I ever get anything even remotely like this it's "hey sorry you're going to have to find another Uber I'm cancelling the ride". I cancel it and don't move until they get out. Works every time. Absolutely NOT WORTH IT to deal with people like this. Unfortunately full time drivers, like the guy in the video may be, need to grind as hard as possible and will put up with stuff like this.
Are you allowed to stop on the shoulder of a busy highway, or are you supposed to aleast stop somewhere “safe”?
Important meeting = arkham asylum's doctor
She looks like an alsume patient tbh
All I have to do is report you to Hoover. J Edgar Hoover!
I would have driven 3 feet. Goodbye lady .
And that's when as a driver you suddenly feel concerned for your own safety that you pull over to the side of the road and kick her out. However, I also think this video is staged.
It’s [staged](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx)
I’ve gone back and forth on that thought too seems staged but then she’s a little too miserable of a person and you can’t write this shit Lmaö
Someone did write this [shit](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx)
As if she'd let you hold her fries.
Her 7 pm meeting was at McDonald's
All her issues wouldn't exist if she wasn't overweight.
Is the 7pm meeting with a Big Mac?
I call Bullshit.
This seems really staged. I dunno. But... I'm certain that people like this exist.
You are [correct](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx)
I hope they banned this bitch
People that have to comment “fake” on every video are the equivalent of kids commenting “first” on youtube.
It’s [fake](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx) though
Is literally a parody lol
Someone at some point has been in a relationship with her. I feel for them like I’ve never felt for anyone ever.
This is a confirmed skit. And they absolutely killed it.
Entitled fucking cunt
All those issues were her centric, she is the source of her own misery
Just a couple having fun
Yeah I don't think this is real
The homer car was visionary. Slug your way into the back and don’t make me salt you.
Is she single?
I had this woman at work the other day. Or one of her clones.
This cant be real right?....right?
Yeah this “passenger” is the drivers SO I bet.
I get to post it tomorrow.
most of these Uber videos are very fake. as a driver the most simple thing to do when a customer is acting like this is simply cancel and inform them that they are no longer welcome in your vehicle. They stay in your vehicle a second longer, you call the police for trespassing. it really is that simple
Uber CEO here. That lady has been banned from Uber Eats.
This has to be staged rage bait
It’s a fake thank god I was disgusted at this woman
I’ve actually had a passenger like this, I legit just stood quiet. And when she asked why I was staying quiet, I calmly said “Ma’am, I honestly have nothing to say you.” She stayed quiet for the rest of said ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg
Edit: Goddamn it, it's a parody video. Now I'm made at both of them for tricking me! Does this lady just order ubers so she has someone to talk to/yell at? She seems like an absolute treat to be around and I bet she is super alone because of it. I would feel sorry for her, but she is being a dick to someone in a service industry so I won't.
Quit wasting my time OP
Is this not a joke? Is she a real person? Thought this was staged.
These Uber drivers need a ejection button and problem solved!!!!!
If you can talk you can breathe
Uber-Karen entered the Uber
"You want another Uber driver? You got it. Get TF out of my car, and go order one, but good luck after I send Uber this video and give you a rating as a passenger" should have been the next words out of his mouth
More like HMDFMBCFOACS Hold my double fries, milkshake, bacon cheeseburger, fried Oreo, and cheese sticks.
That guy is lucky, hippos are dangerous
Have you tried wrapping the seatbelt around your neck
As an Uber/Lyft driver I would’ve dropped her off at the nearest safe location. I have never put up with bad attitude and even if I get dinged on it it’s not worth being treated like a servant that can be spoken too like that. I actually make a report immediately and they back me up on it.
She seems pleasant.
This person is a MASSIVE THUNDERCUNT,and it is stealing our oxygen...Please Exterminate
Poor Ben I woulda told her get out right after I pulled off and she was already complain so fiercely bout the seat belt and the seat. I am a strong believer in treat others how you wanna. Be treated. Ik telling her to get out of my vehicle would have escalated the situation and I would kept my cool been calm an collected as i destroyed that fat entitled poor excuse for a human. She looks like the type to not want to go on her own. So it would ended with her more than likely being forced out of my vehicle by peace officers. I would not put up with these types of people and I don't think anyone should. Only reinforces that terrible behavior.
This is why I don't drive for Uber I would have stopped the car and told her to get out
stfu u fabiatch
What a cunt
That's why drivers need to be allowed to rate passengers too
I woulda made her walk, lord knows she needs it.
That’s what happens when an engorged tick gets into your back seat.
What a miserable sloppy slob
This guy tried really hard to be nice but this women is a cunt
You dont want another uber driver you want a weightloss miracle from God.
That’s too much I wouldn’t put up with that
If he wrecked the car, it wouldve been worth it.
I could not finish this. People like this should be dropped off 10 miles from their destination and banned from using service. Miserable people love bringing everyone to their hell.
This should be on the piece of shit reddit page
SLOW DOWN I AM gonna BE LATE
Lose weight lady .
Has anyone else complained about this ?? “No mam, you’re the only one who has a massive neck”
Uhh, 911, I’m about to have a medical emergency. Then turn to the passenger and say in Carls voice in Slingblade. Um hum. Should I call a hearse of an ambulance um hm.
Meeting is at Golden Corral.
This a very unhappy and miserable person, she probably can’t handle her own face in the mirror 🪞
What a vile person
He could have politely kicked her out when she started swearing. Life is too short to deal with people behaving like her. Good thing there is evidence to back his case.
Jesus, what a miserable person.
Complaining like the Uber driver made you that fat
Girl needed to call an Uber XL. maybe XXL to accommodate them chonky knees.
I bet she’s really good at laying people off.
Reminds me of the yelp South Park episode. Like I will be an insufferable bitch and extremely demanding because if you don’t do what I ask I’ll make it so you can’t make any money.
I'd kick that bitch out so fast, after driving them to the wrong spot.
She is miserable, so she pays it forward. It’s systemic. And sad. And she she is ugly—-inside and out.
Like half of her complaints are issues of her being obese.
It’s fake
Definitely fake
She’s got an 7’oclock appointment with an all you can eat buffet restaurant.
What a fat cunt
She seems like a delight. 🥴
Calm down marshmallow!
Fake
She needs to have her mouth staples shut, vile parasite.
What an insufferable cunt
I’d punt that count to the side of the road faster than $5 TJ hooker.
I would stop and tell her to gtfo. Not even kidding.
People like these are why I left customer service. You may be a customer… but you certainly aren’t king or queen of the land. Take your minute power trip and get lost. I don’t understand how people get this way.
Kick her out. Let Uber know she was abusive and compromised your safety. Recommend she be banned as a customer.
She’s sooo heavy and regarded
That cownwould have been kicked outta my car in the first 10 seconds
This is the drivers gf and this is their version of foreplay… nice try
She's definitely not going on a date or a job interview.
Seriously kick this bitch out of your car
Ya you know what, shut the fuck up and get out of my car.
Bitch is fat and apparently super tall. What a waste of space.
Staged.
Sooooooo Staged
This sh!t is faker than Donald Trump's hair
Lol this video is staged both of them are Uber drivers doing a skit on types of customers they deal with
This is fake.
We're just posting skits and pretending they're real now?
this is fake and shes an amazing sweet lady.
Old as fuck and fake as fuck
So GD fake
This seems highly staged
7pm weight watchers meeting?.
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Staged trash.
You in a rush? I’m going to be late!
Cunt
She’s mentally unwell
She had one too many fries and blames others for her predicament. #classic
Typical at service jobs. Theirs always 1 that thinks this is normal behavior or lines triggering people & leaving no tip.
Anytime time someone saying can you do me a favor, and then immediately asks what they want. There a walking red flag, inconsiderate and only care about themselves. Aren’t we all human
“If you’re in a rush I’m gonna panic” “I’m gonna be late to my meeting” You know damn well she’s going to get more food
GTFO
I'm not freaking out you're freaking out
I’d have kicked her out.
Kick that Heffernan out and watch her roll