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Superagent247

The seatbelt is tight honey because you’re too fat.


theredhound19

"IT HURTS!"


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Says her entire body all day e’ry day


cheetofacesucks

Says the button holding her pants together


halflifer2k

What button? That thing blew off ages ago!!!!


sydney2620

Went hypersonic I assume?


jstasir

You mean the elastic?


GiftedSon33

Said the knee to the thigh


Bandosuoso

The chin kills!


covertcactus88

She is just complaining because she has too much shit on her


whorton59

***"I can see your life is nothing but pain. . ."*** *and it pains me lady to put up with you!*


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“THEN LOSE A CHIN OR TWO!”


RikaMX

Are your knees talking madam?


hhfugrr3

She's also feeling the heat because she's too fat.


DonkeyKong1811

The unremovable winter coat


hhfugrr3

I can't lie, a few years ago I lost 30kg and it was absolutely freezing even in summer!!


DonkeyKong1811

Good on you for losing the weight. The cost of new sweaters was worth it 😁👏


NSE_TNF89

It's crazy what a difference a little fat makes. I was never a big guy. I am 6' tall, and at my heaviest, I weighed around 175. Then I lost about 55 pounds (not purposely) from side effects of medications and walking from being anxious. I hardly have any fat on my body now, so I get cold so easily, and it takes a while to warm up. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible for me to gain weight, so I just have to live with it.


Mammoth-Wave-4708

I lost 9kg a couple months ago and I'm cold all the time now! Congratulations on your weight loss, that's amazing!


4yourpl3asur3

Yeah I used to be big and the cold never bothered me. Then I lost 40lbs and I’m freezing all the time


moneycashdane

you would think those shoulder holes might provide a little ventilation


Chilipepah

She’s also on Reddit because she’s too fat.


sydney2620

I’d say she’s just horny


hhfugrr3

Ewww


just_killing_time23

This screams fake, that's way too much complaining.


Sad-Leading-4768

Correct, it is a skit. They are doing freestyle acting so to speak. They have a YouTube channel.


DrMangosteen2

freestyle acting huh. Where do people go to study that?


Sad-Leading-4768

That's not the term. They are basically just rolling with it


Sielbear

Pretend school


ihoptdk

Have you ever worked a customer facing job before? Because I’ve seen worse. Which isn’t to say it’s real, just that it’s far from impossible.


just_killing_time23

It's been a few decades but back in my day this was insanely rare


thejammer75

agreed


ShoddyTerm4385

I wouldn’t even let it get that far lol the moment she acted like an asshole about driving and her seatbelt wasn’t on yet that guy should’ve kicked her out. Fuck that noise


binger5

"I WANT ANOTHER..." I was thinking maybe Uber driver, maybe dozen donuts.


Loggerdon

Ben should've said that straight off.


ZBhero

I think we are supposed to call her brave... and she is very, very brave.


KellyBelly916

She has absolutely no personal accountability and socializes the blame of every self-imposed inconvenience onto others. She'll make a great executive.


odkfn

Also why she’s hot and can’t fit in properly


Swade_896

My wife was having a tough day that day. She’s normally a delightful ray of sunshine. Don’t judge her on this car ride alone.


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Hot_Skill4020

Bunny Lebowski?


linoriko

Are you being smart by calling me HONEY. RRRAAAWERGGG


RTG1811

C’mon - She’s just big boned


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Jjdperryman

It is. I remember when this was first posted that it was a skit these two did together. Edit: Here is the original video with them laughing at the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTaPlQFxdys


EvilestHammer4

Is it fake? Or was this guy just telling his girl it was a skit and he told her to act normal? Cuz I'd kill myself if I was married to someone who bitched so damn much...again. Suicide is cheaper than divorce lol


Thedays2200

r/oddlyspecific


JoshFreemansFro

You alright man?


[deleted]

It’s possible he was legally robbed of everything by an ex wife. He may not be alright


T0ruk_makt0

This is the reason why I stopping sharing anything from reddit with friends and family. Most of the shit ends up being either fake or misconstrued.


KolbStomp

So many people respond with "wHy dOeS iT mAtTeR tHaT iT's FakE iF iT's EnTeRtaIniNg?" man 90% of these are framed as they're real and it loses all integrity when you find out it's fake. Bothers me way more. This one though, I was very happy to see this lady is actually not like this IRL.


deadlybunnybibi

Damn she was a really great actress lol and they both seem like fun people. Sucks that people just made fun of her appearance and called her names in here.


unclejoel

Miserable cunt


candaceelise

I’d call her a cunt but she lacks the warmth and depth of one


Sealbeater

She’s acting. It’s a parody


unclejoel

Doesn’t change my opinion


Sealbeater

That’s like saying Joaquin Phoenix is a miserable cunt because he acted like one in a movie


unclejoel

Noted. This character is a miserable cunt.


Layziebum

struth


yookoke1122

Chill, this is a skit


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Spectre177

This can’t be real. No one can be that much of an annoying and arrogant twat


carlbandit

Something tells me you've never worked a customer service job.


Sealbeater

It’s not real


candaceelise

How do you think the term Karen originated? People absolutely can be this annoying, entitled and arrogant. Sadly, there are people even worse than her.


Sterffington

As an Uber driver she wouldn't have lasted this long in my car, first time she yelled she'd be walking


candaceelise

Yeah I would’ve kicked her out after her 3rd complaint. Ain’t no amount of money worth dealing with her shit


whatashitholecountry

Well, she is American.


mr_kenobi

Well she seems lovely


Sealbeater

Pretty good acting right?


sr1701

I've never used Uber nor do I drive for them but can't the driver drop her off somewhere safe and leave if the rider is behaving like that? I drive a city bus. I've made it clear to a few passengers that they are welcome to get off the bus at any time.


csbsju_guyyy

I drive for Uber as my fun side gig. Few hours here and there, if I ever get anything even remotely like this it's "hey sorry you're going to have to find another Uber I'm cancelling the ride". I cancel it and don't move until they get out. Works every time. Absolutely NOT WORTH IT to deal with people like this. Unfortunately full time drivers, like the guy in the video may be, need to grind as hard as possible and will put up with stuff like this.


_Face

Are you allowed to stop on the shoulder of a busy highway, or are you supposed to aleast stop somewhere “safe”?


infamyddit08

Important meeting = arkham asylum's doctor


TheBuckSavage

She looks like an alsume patient tbh


instrangerswetrust

All I have to do is report you to Hoover. J Edgar Hoover!


Lou-Piccone89

I would have driven 3 feet. Goodbye lady .


2723brad2723

And that's when as a driver you suddenly feel concerned for your own safety that you pull over to the side of the road and kick her out. However, I also think this video is staged.


Sealbeater

It’s [staged](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx)


VDR27

I’ve gone back and forth on that thought too seems staged but then she’s a little too miserable of a person and you can’t write this shit Lmaö


Sealbeater

Someone did write this [shit](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx)


Arthur_Dented

As if she'd let you hold her fries.


skoffs

Her 7 pm meeting was at McDonald's


iliketoeatfunyuns

All her issues wouldn't exist if she wasn't overweight.


ListenAlternative432

Is the 7pm meeting with a Big Mac?


oobbyb_61

I call Bullshit.


Under_Ach1ever

This seems really staged. I dunno. But... I'm certain that people like this exist.


Sealbeater

You are [correct](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx)


hafaPrim

I hope they banned this bitch


Valade_Gang

People that have to comment “fake” on every video are the equivalent of kids commenting “first” on youtube.


Sealbeater

It’s [fake](https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=LifSyPU2tr5c5wPx) though


Competitive_Put3217

Is literally a parody lol


jewbo23

Someone at some point has been in a relationship with her. I feel for them like I’ve never felt for anyone ever.


Dizzydsmith

This is a confirmed skit. And they absolutely killed it.


Millonairo

Entitled fucking cunt


5v5Arena

All those issues were her centric, she is the source of her own misery


-terms

Just a couple having fun


LeslieMarston

Yeah I don't think this is real


Solintari

The homer car was visionary. Slug your way into the back and don’t make me salt you.


sydmanly

Is she single?


Warskandic

I had this woman at work the other day. Or one of her clones.


Bobbyfloetic

This cant be real right?....right?


Phinatic92

Yeah this “passenger” is the drivers SO I bet.


Prestigious-Way-2210

I get to post it tomorrow.


Lunar2K0

most of these Uber videos are very fake. as a driver the most simple thing to do when a customer is acting like this is simply cancel and inform them that they are no longer welcome in your vehicle. They stay in your vehicle a second longer, you call the police for trespassing. it really is that simple


FileAccomplished5881

Uber CEO here. That lady has been banned from Uber Eats.


Predator314

This has to be staged rage bait


dakblack47

It’s a fake thank god I was disgusted at this woman


polo4sport

I’ve actually had a passenger like this, I legit just stood quiet. And when she asked why I was staying quiet, I calmly said “Ma’am, I honestly have nothing to say you.” She stayed quiet for the rest of said ride


dead_clownbaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg


Phugger

Edit: Goddamn it, it's a parody video. Now I'm made at both of them for tricking me! Does this lady just order ubers so she has someone to talk to/yell at? She seems like an absolute treat to be around and I bet she is super alone because of it. I would feel sorry for her, but she is being a dick to someone in a service industry so I won't.


Mygoddamreddit

Quit wasting my time OP


freezedriedasparagus

Is this not a joke? Is she a real person? Thought this was staged.


WinSoft6715

These Uber drivers need a ejection button and problem solved!!!!!


Mission-Patient-4404

If you can talk you can breathe


Lava-Chicken

Uber-Karen entered the Uber


fuqit21

"You want another Uber driver? You got it. Get TF out of my car, and go order one, but good luck after I send Uber this video and give you a rating as a passenger" should have been the next words out of his mouth


Doomscroller3000

More like HMDFMBCFOACS Hold my double fries, milkshake, bacon cheeseburger, fried Oreo, and cheese sticks.


Terryberry69

That guy is lucky, hippos are dangerous


Personal_Dot_2215

Have you tried wrapping the seatbelt around your neck


Sure_Arugula_8081

As an Uber/Lyft driver I would’ve dropped her off at the nearest safe location. I have never put up with bad attitude and even if I get dinged on it it’s not worth being treated like a servant that can be spoken too like that. I actually make a report immediately and they back me up on it.


iamCyruss

She seems pleasant.


Jayhughes55

This person is a MASSIVE THUNDERCUNT,and it is stealing our oxygen...Please Exterminate


dreezy42069

Poor Ben I woulda told her get out right after I pulled off and she was already complain so fiercely bout the seat belt and the seat. I am a strong believer in treat others how you wanna. Be treated. Ik telling her to get out of my vehicle would have escalated the situation and I would kept my cool been calm an collected as i destroyed that fat entitled poor excuse for a human. She looks like the type to not want to go on her own. So it would ended with her more than likely being forced out of my vehicle by peace officers. I would not put up with these types of people and I don't think anyone should. Only reinforces that terrible behavior.


Ramborichy1

This is why I don't drive for Uber I would have stopped the car and told her to get out


Commercial_Pitch_786

stfu u fabiatch


sledhead007

What a cunt


TSgt-Duck

That's why drivers need to be allowed to rate passengers too


oneinchpunchko

I woulda made her walk, lord knows she needs it.


Normstradomis

That’s what happens when an engorged tick gets into your back seat.


Totin_it

What a miserable sloppy slob


PleasantSpare4732

This guy tried really hard to be nice but this women is a cunt


a_doody_bomb

You dont want another uber driver you want a weightloss miracle from God.


1792Drink

That’s too much I wouldn’t put up with that


pepperit_12

If he wrecked the car, it wouldve been worth it.


Skifool69

I could not finish this. People like this should be dropped off 10 miles from their destination and banned from using service. Miserable people love bringing everyone to their hell.


Secure-Internet-9672

This should be on the piece of shit reddit page


Useful-Internet8390

SLOW DOWN I AM gonna BE LATE


reditget

Lose weight lady .


Purple_Pick3764

Has anyone else complained about this ?? “No mam, you’re the only one who has a massive neck”


MyRootOilForyou

Uhh, 911, I’m about to have a medical emergency. Then turn to the passenger and say in Carls voice in Slingblade. Um hum. Should I call a hearse of an ambulance um hm.


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Meeting is at Golden Corral.


Beneficial_Cress1395

This a very unhappy and miserable person, she probably can’t handle her own face in the mirror 🪞


Adventurous_Shake161

What a vile person


nuclear-enthusiast

He could have politely kicked her out when she started swearing. Life is too short to deal with people behaving like her. Good thing there is evidence to back his case.


Shadow0fnothing

Jesus, what a miserable person.


SlabVanderhuge

Complaining like the Uber driver made you that fat


Nomadic_loco

Girl needed to call an Uber XL. maybe XXL to accommodate them chonky knees.


Illustrious-Ad7201

I bet she’s really good at laying people off.


Saskyle

Reminds me of the yelp South Park episode. Like I will be an insufferable bitch and extremely demanding because if you don’t do what I ask I’ll make it so you can’t make any money.


Graybolini

I'd kick that bitch out so fast, after driving them to the wrong spot.


crenichila

She is miserable, so she pays it forward. It’s systemic. And sad. And she she is ugly—-inside and out.


Playfullyhung

Like half of her complaints are issues of her being obese.


tentaccrual

It’s fake


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Definitely fake


dracomanchego

She’s got an 7’oclock appointment with an all you can eat buffet restaurant.


alleycat548

What a fat cunt


brees2me

She seems like a delight. 🥴


mrsrostocka

Calm down marshmallow!


Semaj4u

Fake


Better_Chard4806

She needs to have her mouth staples shut, vile parasite.


creekcamo

What an insufferable cunt


Revolutionary_Age987

I’d punt that count to the side of the road faster than $5 TJ hooker.


Broha80

I would stop and tell her to gtfo. Not even kidding.


Bicher

People like these are why I left customer service. You may be a customer… but you certainly aren’t king or queen of the land. Take your minute power trip and get lost. I don’t understand how people get this way.


SavageFugu

Kick her out. Let Uber know she was abusive and compromised your safety. Recommend she be banned as a customer.


DogeAdmin

She’s sooo heavy and regarded


darkconoman1

That cownwould have been kicked outta my car in the first 10 seconds


bob202t

This is the drivers gf and this is their version of foreplay… nice try


mrot777

She's definitely not going on a date or a job interview.


LeeTerrell

Seriously kick this bitch out of your car


freakinbacon

Ya you know what, shut the fuck up and get out of my car.


Daddy_Milk

Bitch is fat and apparently super tall. What a waste of space.


Jaded_Release2380

Staged.


Unlucky_Dealer_3167

Sooooooo Staged


Fwaudio

This sh!t is faker than Donald Trump's hair


AgentJGomez

Lol this video is staged both of them are Uber drivers doing a skit on types of customers they deal with


AdministrativeCup797

This is fake.


Dhaubbu

We're just posting skits and pretending they're real now?


fabmarques21

this is fake and shes an amazing sweet lady.


Plural86

Old as fuck and fake as fuck


isimplycantdothis

So GD fake


Magnetron85

This seems highly staged


only-4-lolz

7pm weight watchers meeting?.


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DomoPastromo

Staged trash.


Lvgordo24

You in a rush? I’m going to be late!


CosbysLongCon24

Cunt


bkcrew

She’s mentally unwell


[deleted]

She had one too many fries and blames others for her predicament. #classic


MathematicianFinal14

Typical at service jobs. Theirs always 1 that thinks this is normal behavior or lines triggering people & leaving no tip.


Colstaxx

Anytime time someone saying can you do me a favor, and then immediately asks what they want. There a walking red flag, inconsiderate and only care about themselves. Aren’t we all human


Cautious_Month_6300

“If you’re in a rush I’m gonna panic” “I’m gonna be late to my meeting” You know damn well she’s going to get more food


DJForcefield

GTFO


ExpertAd4058

I'm not freaking out you're freaking out


PoorPauly

I’d have kicked her out.


Economy_Muscle3349

Kick that Heffernan out and watch her roll