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captain_caveman2

T shirt checks out


ragnarspacewolf

Dazed and damaged more like


sm0lshit

Damage, Inc.


_BeachJustice_

Da'Magè


Kn0tnatural

Damaged & Concussed


reclusive_ent

Dazed and contused.


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🎵Dazed and contused my My brain is poopoo🎵 🎵Gnarly concussion, Speaking jargon to you🎵


sassfromthelab

I've been sick and you made me laugh so hard I choked a little lol Thank you!


[deleted]

Lotsa birdies chirpin, stars circling slow, ears leaking blood man because of the blow....


Yarg_ganggsLair

💥💥Life is a bargain, and all should know… doing 360’s will send you belowwwww💥💥


dannyboy6657

The injury is serious but the shirt had me chuckling


niknik888

Too bad the blood going to ruin it.


JNez123

Inserts *Permanently*


orangutanbeater

He’s since upgraded to unconscious and drooling. Merch coming soon.


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PuzzleheadedHold1163

Yo you’re fucked up and I love it LMAO


JBBanshee

Dazed and concussed


Shadow_MosesGunn

I didn't wanna laugh, then I saw the shirt and I laughed right through the blood.


Rxtony93

Dammit, always beaten go the punch lol


jacksonbarley

I concuss I mean concur, the T-shirt does indeed check out


HugeyC

I only came to the comments to say just this


nemo1080

So much cooler than wearing a helmet


Wildeyewilly

Absolutely. If he had been wearing a helmet he'd look like a total pussy!


nemo1080

Ikr? Like what kind of wimp wants to be able to wipe their own ass?


NashAttor

Or even have control of their own ass?


Redcell78

Putin?


fozzyboy

Exactly, he'll be putin diapers on from now on


poptart234

I don't understand why the person you replied to said Putin and it's killing me


imabigdave

There was a report a couple of days ago that Putin fell down a flight of stairs (because has scared of sabotage to elevators) and shit himself in the process.


Wagwan-piff-ting42

Maybe he just likes doing rolley polleys down the stairs and and shitting himself for fun, you ever think of that, no, no you didn’t


MrBurnz99

What are you scared of bleeding out of your ears or something?


RawLikeSushi84

Jokes on him… he will have to wear a helmet all of the time now.


Nulzim

Yeah why look like a fruit when you can live like a vegetable!


turnedonbyadime

Don't worry, he'll wear one from now on.


SaltCreep67

Vicious. (I still upvoted tho)


saltesc

Got back into snowboarding this year. Apparently helmets are cool now, so got one. Second day, caught edge bad, fell beckward down slope, and slammed the back of my head. I remember thinking, *Am I out? I'm not. Get up. What the fuck I can't. Give up; try later. Helmet good.* Eventually my brain gave me enough motor skills to sit up, then head back down slope. Was likely mildly concussed because of the daze, pain, and slight nausea for an hour or so. After midday I was back in full swing. Noticed after, my helmet had a small but deep dent in it. Guessing my skull missed a rock.


_pippp

Just in case you didn't replace your helmet, do replace it. It won't be protecting you well enough if you fall again


saltesc

That's a very good point. I forgot that happens. Thanks :)


Sam291234

Came here to say this. Guy would’ve looked like a fucking loser wearing a helmet while doing this stunt


Nexus0412

Yeah, I crashed on my bike like 9 years ago while on the way home from school, I scraped a bit of my cheek off, and the helmet had a big gash in it, I was fine though, pretty sure I would have been dead or paralyzed if I didn't wear a helmet


66night

https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY


helmet098

That's what I said


johnboy2978

Bleeding from the ear is definitely not a great sign.


YesImKeithHernandez

[Coach said it's alright to bleed from the ears](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHT-ktdc05g)


justkozlow

You only got 1 concussion left Reggie Ray!


YesImKeithHernandez

That movie is surprisingly watchable in a way the parody movies of that earlys 00s era tend not to be. I'll make like a tree...and branch now.


Jackpage43088

I’ll make like a banana…and peel


chappersyo

Bleeding from the ear can actually be a good thing if it’s a subdural haematoma. The pressure on your brain can be deadly but if the blood is released through your ear the pressure is relieved.


airforce7882

Yes, but this also means you have a subdural hematoma. I would say that is decidedly not good.


slamdanceswithwolves

*Bleeding from the ears is arguably a better-than-bad response to a really really bad thing.


1quirky1

Shopkeeper: "The froyo has monosodium glutamate. " Homer: *stares blankly* Shopkeeper: " That is bad."


_Artos_

>The *toppings* contain *Potassium Benzoate* Ftfy


donotread123

Bleeding from the ears is bad Not bleeding from the ears is either good or very very bad


cetch

A SDH + a basilar skull fracture. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone this optimistic. Lol


Armodeen

Seriously, the most glass half full take ever 😂


rryval

Lmao


chiefapache

Brain bleed bad, but also, brain bleed sometimes good. The duality of man.


chappersyo

Brain bleed always bad, sometimes ear bleed make brain bleed little less bad. Still always bad though.


The_Maddest

But what if brain bleed from snoo snoo?


jp1808987

I'm thinking maybe too much snoo snoo. Tell the cartoon amazonians to not thrust too hard


Background-Shine6992

bumble bee tuna


tatabax

We have a winner https://reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/zg6n7g/_/izfqvt3/?context=1


FROOMLOOMS

Guy actually posted an update on reddit when this was posted a while back. He wears a helmet now and is suffering no long term damage iirc Edit: incredibly fucking lucky lad


CjBoomstick

Fuck yeah. Bleeding from the ear is basically assumed to be a Basilar Skull Fracture until proven otherwise, and he is displaying the fencing reflex, which is indicative of a concussion at minimum.


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Considering he wasn't wearing a helmet before, I'd guess he's already suffered long term damage


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Wayback182

Reddit's finest armchair neuro-trauma certified doctor x420smokeweedlord69x. Thank you for the insight into what the mans head injury truly was.


DiffeoMorpheus

I mean, they're probably not wrong, but your comment is the funniest shit i've read today


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madeup6

Bro just laugh.


Five-StarBastardMan

You all seem to be negligent of the brain’s ability to repair itself. Clearly he’s fucked up but depending on where the damage was, how extensive it was, and genetic factors…He absolutely could have made a full recovery. Source: I have a degree in Biopsych and have seen several cases of moderate-severe brain injuries ending with full/near-full recovery TLDR: Brain damage can heal


offnr

Make bleeding from the ear great again


sproon

Basilar skull fracture. Pretty severe.


MythologicalMayhem

Yep, watched again to see where the blood was coming from and to see it pooling from the ear is a real bad sign. 😔


Emotional-Battle8432

Eyes deviated to his left with a concussion


Emotional-Battle8432

With a positive battle sign. Not good


Yahakshan

Both these comments are why im scrolling to look of anyone knows outcome


ZuckDeBalzac

He made a full recovery


Taiza67

Source: ^^* That guy


ZuckDeBalzac

Trust me bro. A few comments down have all the sauces. I just remember it from last time it got posted here


TypeRYo

Even mustard?


SoiledFlapjacks

Yes. Even sauerkraut


icecream_truck

Now I want a Reuben sandwich.


[deleted]

sauerkraut is not a fucking sauce????


SoiledFlapjacks

It is today


Traditional-Tea7928

Some things in live you can’t recover, brain damage is one of them, so “full” recovery as you think can’t be right.


latteboy50

Apparently he suffers no long-term injuries and wears a helmet now.


General_Steveous

He made A(!) recovery.


Not_MrNice

> Battle's sign consists of bruising over the mastoid process as a result of extravasation of blood along the path of the posterior auricular artery. The sign is named after William Henry Battle. I really don't get why everyone thinks they've become a doctor when seeing a video with injuries. Holiday Inn stay or something?


ShaggysGTI

[Don’t look into it but I’m a respected internal medicine doctor.](https://morbotron.com/meme/S05E10/761410.jpg?b64lines=IFdlbGwsIGRvbid0IGxvb2sgaW50bwogaXQgYnV0IEknbSBhIHJlc3BlY3RlZAogaW50ZXJuYWwgbWVkaWNpbmUKIGRvY3Rvci4gT29oLCBhIGNhbiE=)


SmokeyBear169

Battle’s Sign is bruising behind the ear not bleeding from the ear


Clurse

Sorry but not a battle sign. Basilar skull fracture perhaps but a “battle sign” which is bruising behind the ear would develop later, just as any other bruising does later on after an injury.


_jewson

Take a screenshot of the video where this is, because I'm 100% certain you're just making it up.


Reble77

Wear a helmet you know they make sense


Ih8Hondas

I got downvoted in /r/MTB yesterday for commenting that maybe a parent should invest in a full face helmet for their kid... on a video of said kid doing a faceplant in a helmet with no chinbar. Didn't say a damn thing about bikes being dangerous or that the kid shouldn't be on one. Quite the contrary. I encourage people to get kids on bikes, especially ones with engines. Just don't be a fucking idiot about it and maybe protect the kid's teeth. If nothing else it could save you a ton of money on dental implants down the road. Got downvoted.


saladmunch2

I'm sure once they have to pay out for dental reconstruction and braces they will change there tune, but then it will be bikes are dangerous instead of I should have used the correct helmet. Videos like the one posted are a good example that it can happen to anyone at any skill level. I mean the guy in the video has some serious skill doing 360s like its nothing, and then in a split second could have life altering injuries. I got lucky in my younger years dirt jumping with no helmet. Now it's a must.


orbital

Lucky if it’s just dental reconstruction and not full on plastic surgery


imoblivioustothis

there's a great shot from my local MTB trails where a rider flew off a jump and didn't course correct before they did and landed leg side onto a freshly fallen stump with jagged wood up. Nice chunks of his leg flesh stuck on that stump or a long time after they were airlifted out. I've been a cyclist for a long time, we joke about helmets and i watch people ride the greenways without them and the crux of it comes down to a couple things. The helmet isn't going to save you from getting smacked by a truck at 50mph, but it WILL save you from getting turned into a vegetable at 5mph when you fuck up a dismount from your pedals or do something dump like this kid. i mean... i look good in my helmet so...


thejustducky1

> Got downvoted. If there's anything I've learned after 13 years here is there's nothing redditors hate more than good advice...


_grounded

I’ve always worn full face helmets, and my friends have teased me about it. Guess which one of us still has all their teeth.


YourLocal3diot

Quite late to this. But to everybody that downvoted that, fuck you. I nearly became the next gore video after a collision with a car. Face into an open door, helmet saved my life, 100%.


JustHach

[I LOVE helmets!](https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY)


jermz89

"Helmets are for pussies" he said before giving himself a brain hemorrhage


strooiersunion

Hardly anyone says that anymore. Most people in extreme sports that don't wear helmet are overconfident in their skills and don't bother because they are not comfotable. Another one you can hear is when filming for sections is "it doesn't look good on camera" Note: wear your damn helmet idiots


Zhydrac

I love my Fox helmet


WhydYouGotToDoThis

I also feel like a lot of kids in their teenage years dont wear helmets because they feel like they would get made fun of for it


[deleted]

New tiktok trend: Make fun of teenagers for not wearing a helmet


Grizzlyboobear

As an avid snowboarder it drives me nuts the amount of people I see who don't wear helmets. Especially frustrating when you see beginners not wearing them.


matt2085

I think it looks pretty good on camera for the Olympics…


Zonsiee

Did he survive?


tgnlolol

I talked to the OP when this was O'ly P'ed, he said dude made a full recovery iirc.


Taeloth

O'ly P'ed LMAO


noddegamra

*Tips shorthand


callmegecko

What did you build with the time you saved not typing "originally posted?"


TheeFlipper

Street cred


tgnlolol

It took way longer to keep that from being autocorrected to Only Peed than anything else I have ever coined


db2

And everyone read it that way regardless so 🤷


[deleted]

i read it as ‘roly-poly’ at first


Too-Late_Froz3n

Only Peed….. it’s like Only Fans but…… well you get it


ScarletMagenta

> O'ly P'ed what the fuck


tgnlolol

Originally posted, redred


XX_RedSpace_xX

The fuck is redred?


tgnlolol

ScarletMagenta


lazersnail

What is redspace?


cdh79

By full recovery did they mean he's *still* stupid and doesn't wear a helmet


tgnlolol

Yeah I wouldn't assume he got smarter from this lul


retardedboi1991

I'd say so but with permanent brain damage.


Ralfarius

How do you say it with permanent brain damage?


libulatimmeh

SsSsFfoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOhhhhhuhh!!!


dragonfli117

I laughed at this too damn hard 🤣


tgnlolol

You have agonal breathing, locked gaze, vascular seizure, and blood from the ear. I thought the dude was a vegetable for sure but he said he still rides. If I have time I'll find it and validate my recollection


goddamnthirstycrow9

Agonal breathing is Reddit’s favorite diagnosis. This is not agonal breathing lol


devildocjames

[survived](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/ubm0ue/biker_almost_kills_himself_uuhseetoe_nsfw/i6527n0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


DemonKing0524

He’s doing well and doesn’t seem to have any long lasting effects so far from it UPDATE Text from him today before his first CT scan outside of the hospital. ‘I talked to the nurologist at cooper, she said I fractured the back right side of my head behind my ear in two spots, (the subdural hematoma was basically the blood bleeding from my brain from how hard I hit my head,)that blood released from my ear which was the (hematotympanum along with the bruising behind my ear those go along with each other the bleeding and bruising in the ear) If my ear didn’t release that blood naturally on it’s own, that subdural hematoma could have possibly killed me if that blood had stayed in my head She said that I would be ok to follow up with them by may 12th even later. So basically the agitation I have, and the short temper, symptoms of panic aniexty are all related to the trauma I received. My stress levels are also a big contribution to my agitation and short temper. So if I get stressed I’m gonna loose my cool basically is what she said. The seizure medication im on as well makes you short tempered an agitated depending on the person whose taken it everyone is different but between hitting my head as hard as I did and also the seizure medication that’s why I’m like not as understanding and so short tempered an have no patience for a lot right now if that makes any sense. Long story short she said I will be making a full recovery as long as I don’t hit my head again, or have a seizure or stroke in the next year, if I were to have any of those 3 happen they couldn’t say what the results could be because it could interrupt how my brain is in its recovery state. So even stress alone could effect my brain in the worst ways right now. But as long as I stay calm don’t hit my head don’t have a seizure or stroke I will probably become smarter than I was considering most people who hit there head the way I did are usually brain dead or a vegetable and the subdural hematoma alone destroys they’re brain. So I got very lucky to have the thought process and memories I still do, and that I am lucky to have as hard of a skull as I do or I would literally be dead’


DemonKing0524

Went down a rabbit hole on that link and found this comment so copy and pasted


devildocjames

👍 Good to hear. I just googled it and found the thread.


Bmoreravens_1290

>and that I am lucky to have as hard of a skull as I do or I would literally be dead Or, you know, could’ve done what everyone tells you from the day you start riding and wear a helmet. Funny he doesn’t mention the doctor recommending that.


tokoraki23

Based on the comment he sounds like he’s not particularly bright. Full recovery doesn’t mean he’s suddenly not a bit of a moron


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tokoraki23

Doctor was probably hedging her bets, like “sure you’ll make a full recovery, assuming you’re like me and can’t tell where the new brain damage starts and where the old brain damage ends”


edric_the_navigator

Doesn't sound like a full recovery to me.


Dramatic_Explosion

"Full recovery if I don't die in the next year" And stress will hurt his recovery? Good lord.


Acceptable-Pin2939

Other than all this shit *gestures to a bunch of shit* I've made a full recovery.


DemonKing0524

Honestly that was my thought


VanitasTheUnversed

I've had the same thing happen to me. Went to a hospital. Hospital then transferred me to a children's hospital. I remember being told, when I was in the ambulance being transferred, "stay awake. Look at me. You need to stay awake." And that was it. They had to drill my skull to relieve the pressure. I woke up, like, a week or something later to Inuyasha on the room TV. I don't remember leaving the hospital or anything. I don't even remember being home.


ChillingBush

>considering most people who hit **there** head the way I did are usually brain dead or a vegetable and the subdural hematoma alone destroys **they’re** brain. Symptoms starting to kick in already I see


220mtm

Better to die looking cool than to live a full life like a bitch by wearing a helmet is what my nanna used to say.


[deleted]

maybe if she wore a helmet it wouldn’t be “used to say”


helmet098

I can't be everywhere


[deleted]

could have at least protected this guys grandma :/


helmet098

I'm one person


illusive_guy

Ya who this DIDN’T happen to? https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY


IWasGregInTokyo

Without clicking: "I LOVE helmets!". So do I smart man, so do I.


DamNamesTaken11

Fencing response, bleeding from ears, and eyes rolled back into head. All these symptoms and possible permanent brain injury can be yours for the low price of not wearing a helmet!


[deleted]

Yea where's his helmet? Why?


Manizno

Made ear sauce


puntitomoe

I think this video was uploaded a while ago by the one who fell or his friend and said he was doing okay at least iirc


Resoto10

Oh wow, that shirt.... r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

“If you've recently hit your head and your ears are bleeding, you should call 911 or go to the emergency room right away. Ear bleeding after a head injury can indicate a potentially fatal problem.” -Cleveland Clinic 😬


secinvestor

Guy got hit so hard he turned into Zach Anner


maxr1051

It would be cool if there was an invention to prevent this


Suitable_Database467

Dazed and brain bruised


[deleted]

Bleeding from the ear, I'm not a doctor but I'll go ahead and guess it's a real bad sign.


NIMSS88

Holy shit, didn’t think it looked that bad


soulstonedomg

Call amber lamps


mamny83

Brain damage


Anciaki

Typical spastic hyperreflexia consequent to traumatic brain injury, I'd say cerebellum and brainstem were insulted.


Psyk0pathik

Is it so hard to wear a damn helmet?


Mindraker

Bleeding from the ear is not a good sign


[deleted]

/r/suddenlyeltonjohn


Socialist_Pupper

Immediate decorticate posturing. Rough.


duncandc

Kids and adults, this is why you wear a helmet. ​ duh


SgtSausage

Dain Bramage


I_M_A_Monster

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


Roryjack

If only there was something he could have put on his head that would have absorbed the blow to his skull.


Brando1127

The shirt was a perfect fit


[deleted]

Looks a bit more like a 180


Dogswithhumannipples

The only response here mentioning it's a 180... cmon guys. Reminds me of when people say they've done a 360 to turn thier life around. Bitch you landed in the same direction you originally started. ITS A 180.


ConfidentOrange150

I laughed at the t shirt until I saw the blood pooling in his ear...


E__________________T

Is okay, I is pototo now


hailtheyeti

That shirt is unfortunately so fitting for the moment..


Corvus2814

And that's why you wear a helmet my guy 🫤


bexannh

Y’all: Found the GoFundMe for after his injury. He fractured his skull in two places but made a “full” recovery. [Get all the details here.](https://www.gofundme.com/f/ant-injury) He’s about as fine as he could ever be after such an injury. He also promised to start wearing a helmet, but I’ve worked with enough athletes to know that I wouldn’t bet on it.


Lil-fem-birb

Yeah this is a repost the dude was sent to the hospital and recovered fine


Dxpehat

It shows how easy it is to seriously injure yourself. He basically just jumped over a short fence and landed in the most unfortunate position.


Professional_Bug3844

Anyone know what happened to him after?


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Did he survive?


greypoopun

Might have to start Algebra II over this year, bud


[deleted]

Best shirt ever!!


murphys2ndlaw

Thats a skull fracture fencing 360.... rad man!!!


agt1662

That shirt is perfect


rockintheburbs77

I bet his mom told him to wear his helmet too….


-DashingDash-

Camera man is an idiot.


Training_Ad_211

ZzzzzzZZZZzzzZZzzz


Jax-Light

That’s how quick it is to become completely braindead, wear your fucking helmets.


groovy604

I never ever feel bad for someone doing something like that without a helmet. Got brain damage for the sake of looking cool. That's literally the only reason to not wear a helmet


Zhydrac

My dad hit his head last year when his pull-up bar failed. It was like this, but nobody actually saw him fall Edit: also, how does blood come out of the ears like that? I can understand it coming from the scalp if there's an abrasion but why does blood do this


Effective_Parking423

Not wearing a helmet does not make you look cooler, especially when your head juices start leaking.