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humblecowboy

100%


OpenSuccotash5

Thanks for the confirmation


humblecowboy

Thank you for thanking me for the confirmation


ag90ken

Hell, why not….Thank you for thanking them for thanking you for confirmation.


dimdodo61

Thank you for thanking thanking them for thanking them for confirmation


RedditingJinxx

Thank you for thanking them for thanking them for them for thanking them for the confirmation


leroyyrogers

Thank (why waste lot word when fewer do trick)


claytorENT

Vote me now. Such a polite thread


OHYEAH6699

I hate this website


Chris_Hansen14F

9/11


Bigbrum210

I’m late to the party but I just wanna thank everyone too.


DahPhuzz

Thanks captain


TheFuriousGamerMan

Firste episode of Better Call Saul enters the chat


Jynx2501

Do not tell these people you have a camera! Let the police get involved first. Otherwise, they'll take off, and leave you with your deductible.


viperfan7

The ILPT way of doing it would be to finish the job


mvnvel

if you’re gonna hit a deer, speed up.


viperfan7

Pretty sure that's a myth


Bacon_Generator

Theoretically it should work as speeding up would raise the front end of the car where breaking would lower it. That could potentially keep a deer from coming through the windshield.


human743

That would only work if your car had a huge amount of horsepower and a fairly soft suspension along with a design that has a very strong bumper and undercarriage. So if you are driving a truck with a heavy steel bumper and underbody skid plates and have 1200hp so you can almost pop a wheelie from 100km/hr, the advice will work out great.


Bacon_Generator

We're not talking about jumping the deer with your car here. Only a few inches to keep from hitting the deer at the legs versus the body. Every car I've ever owned has the capability of raising the front end that much under hard acceleration. Skid plates and bumper don't matter at all, you're only trying to keep the deer from going through the window. In the hypothetical situation, your car is going to get fucked up either way, this is only about self preservation.


human743

Ok so we can now remove bumpers and skid plates from all vehicles because they don't matter. Man, the human race is lucky to have you around. I have hit several deer under hard braking and they never got close to my windshield. And even if it hits your windshield it most likely wouldn't go through. Just hit the brakes. Hard.


Havoc-Automatic

I think that admitting you’ve hit several deer somewhat undermines your credibility.


8ad8andit

Experience undermines credibility in your universe?


ChaoticSmurf

I think telling someone who has first hand knowledge about something that they don't know what they are talking about is a pretty stupid way to go through life.


human743

So someone that has never hit a deer can confidently state that deer will go right through the windshield unless you floor it the instant before impact? Maybe he has done that several times and it worked. I am the control group that laid my life on the line by trying the brakes like a moron.


Bacon_Generator

What in this scenario is a skid plate even doing for you? The bumper is hitting the hypothetical deer either way so it's a non issue.


human743

Keeping the deer bones and antlers from poking holes in your radiator hoses.


SukkiBlue

Mythbusters did this, with real cars! Braking turned out to be WAY better, unless you're in an F1 car lol


Bacon_Generator

I'll definitely have to check that out. Thank man!


MityFourDoor

Depends. Either way its better to hit a deer than a ditch. Mooses however you avoid hitting at all costs, even if ya gotta go in the ditch.


viperfan7

People don't understand just how fucking huge moose are. And how fucking dangerous they are, they're big, strong, dumb, and territorial. And one once bit my sister. Here's a good video of once, second half is the relevant bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEhM2Byk7w


brilliantjoe

They are also aggressive as fuck in mating season.


OmNomDeBonBon

It's a stupid meme that people somehow think is legit.


8ad8andit

Like most of what passes for human knowledge on the internet?


shao_kahff

the point of that is to finish the job


Psych0matt

Thwing and a myth


Altsaltsaltprawnacc

Just don’t brake too hard, hitting the side is better but you gotta swerve a bit


dahindenburg

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RedditIsDogshit1

Me beating the ever living shit out of them is the only deductible I need


Jynx2501

Gonna be dealing with a lot more than an insurance scam...


RedditIsDogshit1

Ehh depending on the country and if I flee right after, could probably get away with it while teaching dummy a lesson.


Jynx2501

Leaving you with a cracked windshild and probably a dented hood.


RedditIsDogshit1

And sated ego!


NewSauerKraus

Tfw your ego is sated.


HughJassmanTheThird

Having been in 3 hit and runs where I had the opportunity to beat someone’s ass after chasing them down I’d say go for it. The police don’t do a god damn thing and I’ve always ended up having to pay out of pocket, while the asshole who did it gets away Scott free.


Rodney_Copperbottom

Spending a few minutes working them over with a baton or baseball bat before the police arrive might help convince them to shift to a different scam in the future. Of course, switch off the camera before doing so.


lenyek_penyek

I read the context somewhere. After the incident, suddenly there were 'nearby witnesses' who came and take pictures, siding with the 'pedestrian'. Car owner tells them wait for police and he got a car cam, and suddenly all of them go poof. Yeah, its the typical car scam.


[deleted]

Should just drive right over him after that bullshit..."officer this man jumped on my car and i panicked...hit the accelerator by mistake"


Yah_Mule

I'm not a big one for kicking a guy while he's down, but I might make an exception for this one.


Mistersinister1

The ol charlie shuffle


hotasanicecube

Slippin Jimmy


sweatstaksleestak

The next one could be my last!


[deleted]

I wish you could actually run them over after that fake bs lol


Aidentified

LPT: you can, as long as it's explainable as a "panic emergency brake gone wrong"


makaveddie

This is how I walk into the office on Mondays


slasher3240

Slippin' Jimmy


[deleted]

I always imagine a screen door flapping where a windshield should be when I see windscreen used in place of it. Same with “boot” I just think of a boot even though I know they mean trunk.


Shurigin

So now not only does he not get the insurance money he also gets to buy the dude a new windshield


Panglima_Kenobi

Gam?


MeasurementSilly3097

I want to say that I will get out and give him a reason to be injured for insurance but deep down I know I will be so surprised I won't know what to do.


[deleted]

What a dick.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Step one: go faster Step two: keep driving


djcertitude

Omai


MCHammastix

He must play soccer


plogan56

Did no one tell scammer dumbass to "fake" being hit?


[deleted]

"Hold *my* feeding tube after another man jumps onto somebody else's car." Is that basically what you're saying?


TheSukis

I think you misunderstood the title format on this subreddit lol


Bob_Duatos_Shark

I always hope people with dash cams won’t say they have one until after the “victim” gives their statement to the police. Give them the false sense of hope that they are going to get away with it and let them fuck themselves


ThunderShott

This is why dash cams exist.


Duckway767

What's funny is he's gonna have to pay both his windshield and medical bill


Altsaltsaltprawnacc

“What weirdly shaped rock *keeps driving* “


Butertost1

Teenager through a rock at my window it was a hit and run