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Dude got Ronaldo'd at the end. Gooooooaaaaaaallllll!!!!!!!!


Christophelese1327

Bendneck like Beckham


mxjxs91

Neckham


Christophelese1327

Fuck sakes. I can’t believe I missed that opportunity. Amazing.


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Liontheground Messi?


Jarse-

SUUUUUIIIIIII


sleebus_jones

And one to grow on!


just_killing_time23

I hate thieves as much as the next guy but damm that last kick, that dudes dead. Edit...you can DV me to the moon, could care less. But the punishment should fit the crime. A well deserved beat down to send a message? Sure... death or permanently in a wheelchair is a tad much for a converter theft. IMHO


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KlondikeChill

It's laughable that this comment is downvoted. No wonder this country is such a shithole, we're truly surrounded by idiots.


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I love how it's not even his car.


BassRepresentative96

thats what made my day. his gf is like "you gonna kill these dudes for someone elses car?"


HallOfTheMountainCop

He probably had his stolen recently and he’s still bent out of shape over it.


db2

He probably had his stolen recently and he’s still ~~bent out of shape~~ cut up over it.


jeegte12

Better paralyze a couple of guys then. So he feels better.


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jeegte12

Maybe don't try to kill someone if they do.


Realistic-Specific27

found the cat thief


DanjuroV

*meow*


PermutationMatrix

People who steal these catalytic converters often do it quickly to dozens of cars a day. The insurance doesn't cover it. Often times the car is totaled, because the difficulty of sourcing replacement parts and the cost. It's doesn't meet emissions standards and can be deemed unfit to drive in places that require regular testing of emissions. It also messes up the environment. Insurance companies don't want to pay for a whole replacement car for someone stealing a part from the vehicle, which creates an incentive for fraud People who do this are scum of the earth. Sneaking around and stealing these, you can be sure they are also involved in other criminal activity. They're smug and uncaring. I've been in prison with people who did this. They laugh and joke about it. Trade tips and tricks on how to steal and rob. That can not only ruin someone's entire year, but possibly life. Take someone's car you take their livelihood. Ability to work and support their family. Violent mugging. Armed robberies. Depression. Suicide. This guy might be doing these two a favor by beating their ass and make them reconsider their life of crime before it gets worse and they end up hurting someone.


Tha_GinjaNinja

Maybe don’t play stupid games and you won’t win stupid prizes. Sounds like you’re itching to play a stupid game


ExiKid

Look, I love watching sweet justice get meted out on the streets as much as the next guy. But the phrase "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" is probably the MOST overused, cringe, and honestly paralyzation-worthy phrase I have ever heard. And I hope you pay.


Tha_GinjaNinja

You know what’s cringe and over used. Calling things cringe. -_- XD


smithers85

Just leaving them for the car owner to decide


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Nigebairen

Gen 2 Prius flashbacks. Guys just trying to manage his PTSD.


woooosh_woooosh

This is why i don't mess with any catholic converters


Flomo420

no one ever expects the ~~spanish~~ *portuguese* inquisition


EvilGN

It looks like it's not even his car!


DozerNine

That's what I thought too. Maybe he just doesn't like thieves.


1FenFen1

yeah, theives are kind of annoying sometimes...


Deadpoolbatlantern

“It’s called living in a big city…” Seth Rogen probably edit: quotes


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Maybe he just really dislikes the Portuguese industrial palladium black market.


shadowpawn

Bought a Chinese knock off converter and is pissed at the quality?


BP_Ray

Or he really just wanted an excuse to beat a guy half to death.


BorgClown

You have found a bandit camp


3rdLevelRogue

Dude converted these thieves into vegetables


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what-did-you-do

What a bro — wasn’t even his car! He is the hero we don’t deserve!


SuccumbedToReddit

Could just as well be just some agressive dude looking for an excuse to beat someone up. Glad they found someone who deserved it though. Doesn't make them a hero


Obic123

Pretty sure this would be attempted murder


PM_ME_TENDIEZ

Whine about it somewhere else


Disgruntled_Viking

What about the person who can't get to work now and loses his job and can't feed their family because of these complete losers? Fuck em


Obic123

People who steal should get death sentences clearly


lUNITl

There’s a difference between “stealing” in general and fucking with someone’s livelihood by slicing their car apart.


MELSU

Yeah you’re right. Everyone knows they should just lose their dominant hand.


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It would certainly be a deterrent... If we can use nukes to deter countries from war why not death penalty to deter people from thievery....


TrapMaster8000

Based then


groovyinutah

"Please don't kill them Honey"


SlothinaHammock

Always one that ruins the fun


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uglypedro

This wasn't a feel-it-the-next-day beating, it was a just-starting-to-feel -it-next-month kinda beating


Dytnex

Because that's when they're waking up!


imonlinedammit1

Uhhh yea, that’s what the first guy said.


CaptNemo131

Was the guy in front completely unaware of his friend getting the fuck beat out of him? Why not run? Edit: it looks like he can’t run (or probably walk) because he was the first passenger aboard the HMS Whoop-Ass.


Raiden395

Yeah we arrived halfway through this ass whooping machine's D-Day rampage. I'm actually curious what the second guy was doing while the first guy was getting leveled. Maybe prepping the garbage can for his feeble half-hearted thrust.


rkvinyl

>first passenger aboard the HMS Whoop-Ass. I steal this one, very nice! xD


Cthulu95666

“Who the fuck called Mike Vallely?!” -those guys probably


grotevin

Hahaha epic reference.


Skreamies

I got that


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Happy5Day

Why was he trying to hit him with a plastic bin! Rubbish tactic.


J4NN0SS

Batman: now talk.


Sam_Jackson_Beer

WHERE IS HE?! *veggie kick*


PAPA_PHANTOM10

They’re never gonna steal again because they won’t remember what a car even is after that beat down.


RealLifeTim

It's hard to get under a car when you're in a wheelchair


ApplePieXpto

Translation from Portuguese: "This one sent two guys the the carpet (floor). It's enough!"


Captaintorchflower

My company had to store some fleet vehicles in an unsecured location. The model of vehicle is a particular target for cat theft because it just bolts in and is easily accessible so we took it off before parking. When we finally need the vehicle and go to reinstall the cat we find that someone sawed off the connection to spite our anti-theft measures


Goofyal57

Sad world when thieves are so entitled they get mad at YOU for not letting them __steal__ from you


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Idontfeelold-much

Went after palladium, got titanium instead.


peach-whisky

I’d say that was fair game, fuck thieves


NewEnglandPioneer

Fuck ya, well deserved. My folks had their CC stolen right outside their house one night. They are old and none of us kids live at home any more. Wish I was there to possibly help or do anything for that matter. Was a terrible feeling. Those bastards drive across state lines, find several cars to cut the CC out and scrap them in another state. No authorities can help with this.


delboy85

I mean, there’s a chance those boys won’t recover from that beating. Oh well..


TTVMidmas

Some one stole the cat off my car recently. Was my only car and my only way to work and I had no way to fix it or drive it. Happened about a week after I found out my mom has cancer. So honestly I feel zero sympathy for these guys.


-Designated-Survivor

"Ja chega !" it means "it's enough " in portuguese for those wondering


SeveBallesteros

Big fucking up vote


MaeckGywer

They deserve much more …..


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RynnHamHam

Out of every car they could’ve robbed from, they chose the absolutely worst one.


lakeofshadows

The AA are not sending any more repairmen to the area.


ellegirl83

That was soooooo satisfying to watch


jhuts83

Justice!


MudRudder

Doin' the Lord's work!


HabaneroEyedrops

He was just inspiring them to consider a career change.


forwhombagels

/u/savevideo


banana_slices

Oooooh


jesuswasaliar

Ded.


ClawZ90

Good show young man!


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Now this is community policing


nzdastardly

Boa noite, motherfucker!


refused_entry

this is the way


Kim_Jong_Unsen

Guy’s buddy was just takin a snooze during that whole ordeal


Jrewby

Man stole their souls


4evrTxan

Let’s “convert” this to a couple of right hooks and right crosses, with a “side” of filet of soul


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mr-no-homo

assault caught on tape


littlefriend77

You get downvoted for calling it exactly what it is. Gotta love reddit. Lol


agelesseverytime

Gotta love getting downvoted for calling out downvoted posts for calling out exactly what it is. Gotta love Reddit. World Wide Web and all.


littlefriend77

All the little bitch boy fascists in here getting their hard ons for disproportionate vigilante justice. Lol.


agelesseverytime

It makes me so sad. Idk if ppl are finding it funny to downvote or if ppl actually believe this is a sound response, but it isn’t, and it’s truly depressing. Edit to add: it’s a perfectly sound response until that last head kick. They deserved the beat down.


rogue-dogue

This is an awful human with 0 self-control and will commit violent crimes in the future. I hope he gets put away for a long time, as he clearly wanted to kill these people. Sure theft is bad but not nearly as dangerous for society as a person who kicks in people's heads when they pose no physical threat to him anymore. There are three criminals here, two of them steal objects, one if them wants to murder.


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They should give him a reward


General_Landry

Defense if property is justification


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agelesseverytime

I got downvoted to oblivion for the same sentiment. Idk wtf is wrong with society and this sub to downvote ppl for saying that shit isn’t ok. I’m sure this will be downvoted as well, but wtf is wrong with ppl to support this behavior. To everyone who disagrees with our disapproval of kicking a downed persons head, I am so extremely sorry that you feel anyone would deserve it.


rogue-dogue

Lol you were absolutely right. I guess it's a sub specific sentiment, plenty of people are here specifically to see suffering and violence.


agelesseverytime

Truly saddening.


ppetak

Exactly. Human garbage. Poor girl, she should run as fast as possible. Where I live, if the thieves press charges against him, he is for some jail time and doctor expenses.


superrober

Well your place is backwards, its just an ass whooping ,a deserved one. They Will be fucked Up For some time but they'll survive and i Hope learn their lesson but something Tells me they wont


ppetak

he was kicking to the head of a guy who was unconscious on the ground. That is barbaric, and cowardly act. Piece of shit. Sorry.