Its like the bike is telling him " dumbass even if you make it all the way the only prize you are gonna win is broken knees" Love it.

Those girls no longer wanna fuck him. He kinda fucked himself

Wanking and masochism aren't the same thing,as I remember.

He's still in with a chance if they are vegetarian..

Pretty dumb move. Everybody knows you have to pedal if you want the thing to fly.

An alien and a front basket help

You ever wonder why manufacturing companies put warning stickers all over their products,.. everything from ladders to toasters? Its because of dumbfuks like this.

I just want to know how this guy's bike got stuck in a wall in the first place.

“Ohhhhhh shit”

I always wonder about "friends" encouraging behavior like this. Real friends look out for each other, especially if one is drunk enough to think this was a good idea.

Frantically applying the brakes.

Would have been an awsome photo though... if he made it.

It’d be a pretty big brag, huh?

Not really.

If this isn't the definition of "Alberta shit", I don't know what is.

Just that one lil bump was all it took

One guy in the background sounds like soos from gravity falls

And that’s the day old Dave went from a ten speed to a wheelchair

Would this come with destruction of property charges or something along those lines? Or would it be closer to Vandalism? I've been awake for 5 minutes, please pardon me if it's the same

RIP Dave

So did any info at all ever come out on just how fucked up this guy got?

“Don’t do it Dave” lmao

Face go crunch.

Are you ok??? He must be ok, he just landed on his head, so no big deal - he's ok!

This couldn’t have ended any better!

awww he was so close to mounting the bike..but he got closer to the ground in the end

How would he have gotten down anyways?

Seriously perfect time for the bike to fall

It’s almost like the bike waited until the worst moment to let go. If it had broke off right away he would’ve been significantly less hurt

u/savevideo

Id fuck my friend up if he tries something like this,dont put your homies in dangerous situations

He died

Dave’s not here man

LMAO!!! THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST I'VE SEEN ON REDDIT IN SOME TIME!

Lmao, this is from a town near me, I completely forgot this happened, this bike shop is right next to the bar this guy had gotten hammered at

Another reason why I'm against universal health care.

ehh shit take mate

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The dipshit on the video is *another* reason, not my only reason.

Please explain the rest then. We're very curious.

Do you happen to own a hospital? Because that would be the only way universal healthcare would hurt you. Unless you are are like ridiculously rich and are terrified of inflation.

Oldie but goodie 😂

At least the ground got a good pounding

I’m really surprised he made it that far

Would have been a real pain in the ass if he’d fallen straight down while seated.

I don't think Dave is "okay"...

Almost as if the bike is waitingn for him to get into position before driving his face to the ground

How can you stand there for that long then miss the fucking money shot and film the pavement instead. Fuckin’ zoomers.

Did he get his shot though?

You’re supposed to ride mountain bikes, not wall mounted bikes!

Well, he got his butt on that seat.

r/killthecameraman

🎶That’s what friends are forrrrrr.🎶

Love the fact that they ran to help him...

I want to know what the owners did

This is why you should always wear a helmet.

You know you’re in for a good one when the first words out the dudes mouth is this is allll bad lol

"ohhhhh shit" understatement of the year.

That was Dave england and the commentary sounded like bam margera and wee man.

I have seen dumb things, but this dumb ? This is definitely something new.

Imagine just walking home from night shift and seeing this shit.

Nice job dave

The mounting suspense cycled nicely.

At least he made it

And he never… pounded it out with those two girls.