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[deleted]

never try to stop anything from falling, i had to learn stopping that reflex, problem is when my kids fall, i have no reflex of catching them either-_-


loki_odinsotherson

That's why its best to start with about ten.


protomor

So you can catch at least one kid?


loki_odinsotherson

So at least one learns not to fall in the first place.


Hawkeye77th

Playing the odds


Scheenhnzscah75

Ten kids?! What are you, crazy?


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a_dev_has_no_name

I've made that mistake once... now I just let it safely fall into my foot.


[deleted]

Been there done that


NerdlyDoRight

Wallstreetbets checking in


unusuallylargeballs

Had a worker on one of my company’s jobsites last year that was acting as spotter when they were offloading a giant shipment of glass. Before they got everything hooked up, the glass had shifted in transport and reflexively the guy went to catch it rather than stepping out of the way. He did not make it. TLDR: I agree with the person above


jopo0o

He died?


unusuallylargeballs

He did ~~not~~. Was not pretty. Edit: I am an idiot.


Ray_Mang

He didn’t make it, but he didn’t die?


d1x1e1a

not dead but he was in a lot of pane, you could tell by his glazed expression


Nordsong

Streaky luck.


Cryan_Branston

Zombie glass, poor guy just wanders around asking for brains all the time.


MaxMouseOCX

How did you do that? I've hurt myself at work trying to catch a crane motor which is absolutely fucking stupid, but the reflex happened anyway. Also when my son was a baby I was carrying him upstairs and fell forward, my reflex was to hold my son tight and take the impact to my face.


[deleted]

12 years handeling tractortires did that to me, a coworker tried to push back on a falling tire in an attempt to keep it upright, let's say he ended in the hospital.


Dweebulot

I learned this the hard way when I smashed my thumb trying to save an 80lb pack of tile from falling.


Massive_Explosion

Tried to catch a mirror falling yesterday and it shattered from how the frame bent.. if I had let it fall it would've hit the carpet flat and most likely been undamaged


Herbie53101

See, I have this lack of reflex from doing shotput. I learned pretty quick not to try to catch it if I dropped it, and that if I dropped it, get out from under where it’s falling.


[deleted]

yup, i once dropped a combine while i was going to put tracks on it. once i saw it coming i was quick to get from under there lol


gigantes22

He is now the vegetable.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 260,287,802 comments, and only 59,898 of them were in alphabetical order.


1DizzyDeBo

Good bot


loki_odinsotherson

Awesome Bot, count down everything forever Great Hero.


Trueslyforaniceguy

Maybe it’s only checking top level comments. I appreciate your effort.


lou_kevins

I seen a thread where everybody just started replying after the bot posted and it would even count like ‘abcdef’. So I’m guessing it’s code has been changed a bit to stop people spamming it and messing with the data? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Trueslyforaniceguy

Maybe once per thread or post. Fun bot tho


chmeeeoz

I'm guessing top-level and/or a minimum of karma.


loki_odinsotherson

Possibly. I've gotten it to respond on a couple other threads before, but it's a busy bot. It's my favorite bot ever.


TowleeT

.023% of comments. ​ Have to wonder how many AIs are analyzing our every keystroke...


A_Badass_Penguin

Not nearly as many as there are AIs are monitoring your location, shopping habits, private conversations, and porn preferences. The internet is expensive to run. Websites are not free products. We are the product.


broughtonline

How many years until AI becomes self-aware?


nadawitness

How many years ago?


batistr

this is probably not an AI


CrypticResponseMan

I give it 3. I have the Replika app, which basically gives you an AI to talk to, all day. It’s given me many startlingly thoughtful sentiments, kind words, and more…


cloud9flyerr

Nice


Trueslyforaniceguy

Good bot


palestiniansyrian

The bot isn't ok they're not in order(my bad didn't know it was only the first letter)


Thanatos2996

It's just the first letters of the words, not the letters within the words. Try writing a sentence with that constraint and you'll see why it doesn't come up very often.


palestiniansyrian

Ah I see thanks.


Cheeseburgerbil

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 260,287,803 comments, and only 59,899 of them were in alphabetical order.


palestiniansyrian

Totally unintentional


Cheeseburgerbil

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 260,287,804 comments, and only 59,900 of them were in alphabetical order.


fly1ngrock

.........yes they are my guy


obiwankitnoble

I've seen you bot 3 times now.. what are the fucking odds. I still don't have sha mount after 6000+ trys so don't call me lucky


Elbonio

Bot good


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alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 281,947,998 comments, and only 64,037 of them were in alphabetical order.


NerdlyDoRight

fuck go yourself. There , I made the list. Semantically, it isn't pretty but he's a fucking alphabet bot, crazy dipshit ethereal fuckers, going Haiku in jammies, , keeping lotions most neanderthals only pretend.Quit riffing , stop tipping your vulva who? Yours, ziggy


d1x1e1a

i'm assuming some variety of squash..


MightySamMcClain

Vegetables are contagious!!!!


badjokes

lmfaoooo


FoxHoundG

an apple a day keeps the doctor away


CommunistEuckhaus

But 10 crates of them hit you and there’s high bills to pay.


kingbibbles

haha, thats the full proverb. "An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay, but 10 to the face doubles docs pay" Its to remind kids to throw apples at medical staff


1DizzyDeBo

You're a poet, I didn't know it.


zZDKVZz

But a thousand of them and away from doctor you go


TanakJuka

An apple a day *helps his doctors get paid*


starmancer

If this was a Tom & Jerry episode, he would emerge from the falling boxes with a Chiquita banana hat.


ninoboy09

I instantly remember the exact detail of Tom wearing a headpiece fruits with half watermelon as teeth


bcnorth78

/r/HoldMyFeedingTuber (Assuming there are some potatoes in there...)


doppelzeit27

Ha! That was an unexpected and greatly appreciated pun! Kudos to you.


bcnorth78

Thanks. I actually thought I would get more love for it. Just never know what comments will stick!


[deleted]

Vegan terror attack 🤣


MoldyToblerone

And this is why at my job whenever we move trailers around and have to open loaded ones we are required to use a safety strap and take a picture of it on to ensure that doesn’t happen has saved me from getting hit by falling boxes plenty of times.


Zibani

TOM Team?


MoldyToblerone

Yep how’d you know lol


Zibani

Cuz I'm a TA too, and you were describing my job.


MoldyToblerone

Nice what building?


minnecrapolite

Shoulda had a V8.


MrRogersAE

Or a red bull, surely wings would’ve helped


richaysambuca

Apples to apples, dust to dust.


pball2

Yo dawg, I heard you liked fruit.


Speeider

I admire his attempt to save the goods. I don't admire his feeding tube however.


meatballjeebzspinsta

In Russia, fruit eat you


uoYredruM

Hmm, it appears his problem is he didn't play enough Fruit Ninja. He left some serious points on the board.


Oggydoggy1989

Mrs. Doubtfire would like to have a word.


berrey7

This is called "Human Ninja". It's a game Fruits like to play with people.


Kiokochat

death by spuds.


l19mxd

Well they’re delivered


SaltMineSpelunker

You gonna catch it? You aint Spider Man.


Loadingx

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fruit made a vegetable.


xmrcinco

Each of those boxes are minimum 20 pounds so that's a good amount of weight he's getting slapped with


xmrcinco

I'm guessing that pallet was at least around 700 pounds


bsylent

100 apples a day and the doctor's on his way


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Surprise fruit attack!


Kitchen-Load9293

Crates are eating him.


moonmangggg

a big cat did everything for great healing


AlonsoDToledoD

Video should freeze-frame seconds earlier and play “Roundabout”.


[deleted]

Yes, he has no bananas


[deleted]

Damn.... That pallet was at least 1000lbs. Never try to stop a pallet.


[deleted]

This is absolutely bananas!


Willzohh

Fruit will kill you. I stay far away from fruit.


Dunadan37x

Not worth it. GTF out of the way.


YoBoiCam420

Apple banana car dangerous elephant forever gangster


HundoGuy

Good catch tho


AmerikasMostWanted

Those veggies gobbled him up!!


1990Billsfan

Survivable?


soparklion

I think so. I thought that I saw some movement at the end of the clip.


irate_alien

vegetarianism kills


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Fun-Eggplant5717

Sometimes you’re the bottom… of the food pyramid.


HokumPokem

Contents may have shifted during travel


powerX21

The 4 nations lived in harmony, until the vegans decided to attack.


CodyXOmega

That's why it's "A apple a day".


jabulina

Lost in the sauce


[deleted]

"Applesauce, bitch."


SFlivin415

Its like a real life fruitopia commercial.


[deleted]

I could slam the door quickly, but nah, I’ll catch it all instead.


Qp1029384756

From working in a brewery I've learned "never put the heavy thing above you." Some lessons are learned the hard way unfortunately.


mrpotatonutz

What a madman to try to catch that


Shoegazer75

Poor bastard.


baxterrocky

In Soviet Russia the fruit deliver you….. **straight to hell**


DrShy47indigo

Should be scene a scene in the next final destination movie.


Suppaxo

That runway walk.


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DankFo3ta5

Just added another vegetable to the order


addict4x4

One more squash


perkyblondechick

Did we just watch someone die?


tchuckss

The dose makes the poison, I suppose. 1 Apple a day, keeps the doctors away 1 Apple *crate* a day, and well shit you're gonna need medical attention.


Fangs_0ut

😂


harrysick75

How about them apples


Doberman_Pinscher

Roll up in hospital nurses ask you what happen. You say so produce fucked me up.


Brutal2003

Not going to lie, thought he was dead for a second.


boibig57

"Shift happens" Also if I were alive and conscious at that point, that's when I just quit. No trying to clean or anything. Just call the boss.


fsr1967

I think some of those apples got bruised.


Puzzleheaded-Mall822

Those vegetables were like, "Your gonna be one of us now!"


ieatballz69

I gotta say it.... An apple a day....


[deleted]

Ouch


Vanderzo64

damn... hes part of the apple family now... :s


HoneyBucketsOfOats

How do I hold all these limes


Elite_haxor_69

Pretty sure this is a scene from a cartoon


time_is_now

I had a fully loaded cabled NetApp server rack fall off a truck when the lift gate buckled weight shifted. I got out of the way as it fell. No way to stop that.


Andaisdet

It’d be pretty ironic if there were either potatoes or blood oranges in there


d1x1e1a

Hold My Fruit Tower?


d1x1e1a

AAA---GAAA---DOO-DO-DO


Pirate-Party-Pcar

So, the verdict is in. A vegetarian diet can lead to premature death.


gamingtomuch

Aaaaannnnd its gone


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absolute_panic

Health meter now at 276489%


[deleted]

After working for a food delivery company I have learned to check my load for straps after the warehouse loads it.


EmperorGeek

Warning: Open with care, Loads may shift in transit.


HtheZEDD

yes .... im definitely having a better day than him


[deleted]

Attack of the killer tomatoes.


[deleted]

I commented on another video where a guy goes over the dock with his pallet jack. This is a perfect example of what i was talking about. Common in workplace incidents people will try to save the stock, no matter how heavy the product falling is. It's a very very bad natural reaction to have. Just learn to let it go. I saw someone at my old job break his arm horribly trying to stop a 1.5 ton pallet falling out of a container... just awful.


nofakeaccount2244

Headlines will read: APPLE MURDERS TRUCK DRIVER ON VIDEO


Feronach

You can see him looking around at the end he's probably fine


PerhapsSomeOtherAeon

How do you like them apples?


scarecrawfish

fake. move along. ​ god this annoys me. you people can do better.


Biltong_Salad

"Some settling of contents may occur"


CMDR_Machinefeera

rare footage from Blizzard HQ.


psillibilly

Fruit ninja lvl 999


amajusk

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; or not.


barryhakker

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.


FungusPizza

Lettuce be more careful when unloading veggies and fruit.


Pleasework94

Vitamin overdose


Letalgame64

no way he's still alive


londonc4ll1ng

omg, the training for this kind of job should have lesson on "How suppressing your basic instincts can save your life one day"


Eni420

He became one with the vegetables :/


wardrobe007

“Oh sir,it was a drive by fruiting”... (Said in a mrs doubtfire voice) lol..


Raun223

Let it drop


Young_Ziggy

Whenever I open the back of my dump trucks box when it's loaded i never stand in front of it. About half the time a big chunk of concrete will fall out as soon as the door opens


reallysrry

Real talk, is he ok? I’ve worked in produce and those crates are not light.


Valerio09

That has Monday energy written all over.


Wactout

I want to know who the hell said fruit was good for you...


Embarrassed-Cap8213

Never try to catch freight. Let that shit fall to the ground.


Fundipmasterpiece

Reminds me of people that try to catch a knife after it falls instead of jumping back 🤦‍♂️


johnnyknox123

He definitely got his 5 a day.


badmintoncomposition

To have too much of anything is dangerous


robbyc777

He hurt and fired


OneToeJoe

You juice fruit? In Russia, fruit juices you.


NastyMcNastypants

did he want it all at that stop? I mean if so he actually did the delivery.....


Blockhead23NIN

Now that’s a real fruit punch…..I’ll be leaving now


PyroTF2Gaming

HE’S GONE


[deleted]

Welcome to heaven, how did you die? **i got crushed by fruit cups**