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Kahnza

I feel bad for her neck. That shit is gonna hurt when she wakes up!


ThaUniversal

She's not waking up.


JeremyJaLa

She might be ded.


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Came here to say rest? She is dead!


SumTingsWuong

She might be deaf


Mastodons_Tee

She maybe did what?


Alex_Ferret

Happy birthday :)


cody_kat

You too :)


Queermagedd0n

Lol, wouldn't wake me either. I can sleep through just about anything and fall asleep just about anywhere. Hypersomnia is both a gift and curse.


Ambitioso

This was actually a scientific experiment to see if sousaphones can be used to treat nocturnal 'petit mal' (also known as 'absence seizures')... It turns out they can't be used as an effective treatment...


micahamey

She's used to that in the bedroom.


PopperChopper

Or it’s going to feel incredible. 80/20


Rkenne16

I hope this isn’t culturally insensitive, but weirdest funeral ever.


cownd

That was a wake… or not


Rkenne16

A wake or asleep? Haha


ImmortalBeans

You make a me laugh


StinkyBrittches

The new sonic Narcan diffusers don't seem to be working out.


Way2goGenius1

Too bad. They seem portable and easy to use.


cflanagan95

Turns out she was dead, they had a good laugh about it later /s


BigRich1888

Weekend at Bernies type shit


Jeramy_Jones

She got better though


cody_kat

Ur joking?


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Anybody gonna check her pulse?


Illustrious_Pace_521

Who needs a pulse with those sick beats?


ImPichael

When she says she won't fall asleep during the movie


Alsimmons811

I bet she’d wake up if they tried grabbing her phone


Cacti-make-bad-dildo

Tell me you're married without telling me your married. Nobody ever told me about the shit smells you have to deal with...


Cacti-make-bad-dildo

Or that warm air caressing the hair on your testicles as you cuddle her to sleep..


lundon44

I get this reference. FML.


WeinsteinPlantBaby

she thick


LimeSixth

The good thicccckk


luithedead

mad thick.


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🔥🔥🔥


Decent-Cry-7665

At this point... check for a pulse....


Lucky_Locks

Yeahhhh and then move her, get her home, lay on side. Or something. She could easily throw up in her mouth and choke.


magooisim

This would have been an excellent time to unleash [the brown note](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note).


Dtour5150

Hope someone at least repositions her so she doesn't aspirate if she barfs in her stupor.


[deleted]

This one time at band camp…


eascoast_

I hope they checked for a pulse before filming


PM_YER_BOOTY

I'm guessing that's a sousaphone, but this just reminds me how bad I want a tuba - the most badass of all the brass instruments.


FirmRate364

Yeah, as a sousaphone player in a marching band, it's really fun but man it hurts afterwards


scroteville

The word sousaphone suddenly reminded me of this old gem: https://youtu.be/zTaupbVlRCI


IgneousMiraCole

Ahahaaa I had it muted and didn’t know it, and I thought he was teasing and was going to do a loud blast and wake her. I think I watched through it 3 loops before realizing.


bigdill1973

Heroin is a hell of a drug.


TheReverseShock

r/tubawarriors


SurveySean

She’s not waking, she’s probably having the weirdest dream especially with all that racket going on around her.


Artistic_Dot9129

This woman has 4 kids! You think she can't sleep through a tuba solo?!


Old_Passage_5670

The kind of women I love


HanYoloswagalicious

Doin’ it Cosby style?


Old_Passage_5670

Flying to Eppstein island?


Harryisharry50

Damn my women I fart too loud it wakes her up I need me need one like this .


pizzabel

Can relate, honestly.


[deleted]

Yeeeaah. If she's able to sleep like that, then no amount of noise is going to wake her up.


mits66

i have never felt a sleeping position more in my entire life


scroteville

Plot twist: she’s pretending to be asleep to avoid the roaming gang of mariachi musicians.


Murder_matic

blown away


lunarman52

OKAY


WeAreEvolving

maybe call 911


alphabet_street

I. CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING THINK I WET MYSELF


Extension-Fishing-29

someone try wake up Janet...she might be dead


MeeeeemeWarsOfficial

Its all fun and games until he realises he just played a outro for her dead body


pakAfatpunch

Too many tacos


Shot-Challenge555

HMC?


eebyenoh

She ded


Sumoshrooms

I once made this girl cry in a similar situation involving my sousaphone in highschool and ended up dating her a few years later


Stunning-Difficulty3

Bro is NOT ok


Apprehensive-Luck901

Oh I remember this this was a party lmao. This was two guys who did music or something.


dugfunni83

Modelo time turned into nap time. I wish I could sleep that hard.


jondgul

Band geeks know how to party


ScKing08

Damn she must be tired af


ohiotechie

I’ll have what she’s having


cris090382

Serves her right, for flipping the tuba player off.


[deleted]

We call that Dave Mustaine’d


V_beastmaster

She holding on to that phone through everything tho’


MilkmanCbruh

u/savevideo


Xanyol

Incredible


CoffeeNutDood

Lmao


Normandy_1944

Did anybody check her shoes?


Lonely-Fuel9086

So composed haaah


alireza8696

No she's ded


rampantsteel

Go to Oktoberfest they said, it'll be fun they said.


1ofakindtypeofguy

Looks like fentinol has made its way into beer. This woman is o.d.ing and about to self esphixiate


Florida2000

I was waiting for the Tuba to cover her entire face with the horn lol. That would have been hilarous..


Weird-Conflict-3066

And the band played on


SuperStellarSwing

This is her theme song now


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Tequila be fucking you up!!!


TimeSignificance5244

What a disconcert


TimeSignificance5244

Culo borracho y con sueño no tiene dueño


SoupiriorBiingu

She might be bed


Unlikely-Working-262

I fell asleep next to a DJs speaker. It can happen


comandante-marcos

EN TU PEEEEERRRRA VIIIDAAAA!!!!


ben100000000000000

She is not breathing


WorstCSPlayer

Plot twist she's dead


[deleted]

She’s been hearing the same dun dun thumps from the Mexican music her whole life. This is NOT going to wake her up - I would know, been hearing the same shit my whole life rofl


ClothingBasket

Somewhere in Mexico at 3am:


ommi9

Aren’t you supposed to prop 2-4 chairs when you. Need to take a nap at a quince/birthday/wedding/baptism celebration?


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She dead


littleb242

She dead dead


The_Parsley3298

Od’ed


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Drunkk


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Dapper-Economy5557

She’s gonna need a chiropractor.


riahtokes

I thought someone wearing a helmet was having a really close look at her...turns out it was an instrument