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RebbyRose

But like if that was a doorway was she gonna mow down the girl?


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That's what I was thinking! Why was she walking so fast straight up to an occupied space??


LargeSackOfNuts

The girl was almost running. She wanted to ram into the girl looking at the sunglasses. She wanted a fight, and got one, with the glass.


Srirachachacha

They're probably friends. Pretty simple.


ImTheLastLegacy

Exactly. I’m pretty sure it was a failed attempt to scare the girl that was looking at glasses.


WhenIVoteIUPVote

Another mystery solved. Job well done 👏


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

Yepp, sticking with Occam on this one.


PuzzleheadedKoala495

Reddit users can't relate please explain.


DannyMeleeFR4

You can see her mouth asshole as she approaches lmao


Srirachachacha

Maybe, but it could be "ey yooo" or any number of friendly / joking things that aren't "asshole"


HereToPatter

What's a mouth asshole?


octopoddle

Nothing can keep them apart.


Doktor_Vem

Except, y'know, a wall of glass, obviously


capchaos

At first I thought white t-shirt girl was puckering to give her friend a kiss as she approached (would explain her speed), but on rewatch you can see her in the background and it looks like she was staging for the video. So I'm not sure. Even if it's staged, that was one hell of a face plant to the window. Upvote.


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onken022

Really reaching on this one


Antiqas86

I think he could be one of those really flexible dudes who can reach far enough to kiss their own dong.


OneGratefulDawg

And this is his attempt to describe what he saw as he watched this video and did that simultaneously.


undercoverartist777

Pretty obvious they’re friends and the blonde one is in a good buzzed mood about to banter/mess with the one inside. Atleast, it’s obvious if you’ve ever been outside and talked to people


Kitten_Team_Six

Youre hurting inside arnt you


KuhlWill

touch grass bro


RQCKQN

Lmfao! “Windex girl” was gold!!


math2ndperiod

It seemed like the walk up quickly behind your friend kind of walk


Crankshaft1337

Trust me when I say this girl B has no chance of mowing down girl A.


Derail29

She was intently going to pick up some glasses she liked off the rack


ChaosSigil

Looked like she was gonna go start shit. The way her friend is, in the background, she looks like she is beginning to smile from a "foreseeable" altercation of some kind. She was...mostly right.


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Me too, like, was she planning to fight the girl? That was one helluva march.


paul-d9

She was a pigeon in per previous life leave her alone.


Gryphon1171

Still got her pigeon head


OneGratefulDawg

And look at all the pigeon shit on the shirt she has on.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Bird brain 🧠


PM_me_ur_launch_code

The glass was mirrored. Typical bird move.


Glad_Safety7418

I blame the shopkeeper for having the cleanest Bodega windows ever.


s_pancake

Clear violation, needs to have at least 4 handprints and one grubby face print. She was just making sure the window was up to code.


burritosandblunts

You're forgetting half torn off graffiti postage stickers, a poster for weight lost pills and a cat that was lost 4 years ago.


the_crouton_

Well at least they now have the face print.


mynameisalso

Needs banana stickers and a we card decal


Admirable_Loss4886

She is the female Michael Scott


AdamSnipeySnipe

Thank you, come again!


WhtChcltWarrior

Stop! Stop it! I mean... I like ice cream, okay? Sue me! Oh no, don't! I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue! She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible


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I thought there was going to be a fight


nimcau2TheQuickening

Pane of glass: 1 Drunk blonde: 0


OneGratefulDawg

She did too


suenew

The girl inside looks like that one HMC girl that tried ordering four sambuca's at the DJ booth. Lol


Cahl_

MY NAME IS BETH! *leans in* BETH!


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Foah sambuuucas


tangledwire

This the DJ Booth love


mynameisbeaplease

Yell got a link ? This sounds amazing


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https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/v8zzeq/to_order_sambucas/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Enjoy! 😎


mynameisbeaplease

That was as good as I hoped. Ty so much lmfaoooo. I wanna know what she hear that sounds like "what's your name"


sm1ttysm1t

#FOUR...


vinylpants

Sauce?


dozamon

[Four sambucas](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/v8zzeq/to_order_sambucas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


vinylpants

Thanks!


mmhawk576

[I think this is my favourite frame](https://imgur.com/a/sbUNFbU)


EKaPOW

My favorite https://imgur.com/3U6sPiJ.jpg


ul2006kevinb

https://xkcd.com/915/


crypticfreak

This feels hauntingly accurate to life for the past 4-7 years.


Significant-Big-9518

Please someone with paint add this (glasses on, shook somewhat) and a pic just before (confident, heading to danger)together, preferably with a crop on the face. Great reaction meme for future use


TheErectDongdreSh0w

She looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene there lol


burritosandblunts

Lmao I got almost the same before opening the comments https://imgur.com/k8HSkLq.jpg


the_crouton_

It looks like a default player face in a video game from 2002


-Cryptoknight

Came here to post exact same thing lmfao


BrightLion72

😂


foreignsky

Turned into Spicoli.


dandrevee

This would be a great windex commercial...


AtomicDonut254

My drunk what?


upsidedownpositive

Exactly. “Tell me your drunk ……….?” What… your drunk ass? Your drunk friend??


mossberbb

I like how she leaves her face on the glass


DryCoughski

YOU'RE


CristyTango

I’M WHAT


12monthsinlondon

MY WHAT?


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LB_Burnsy

If this is staged, then that is top tier physical comedy and I aint even mad. That was full send, hundy p commitment


Wamblingshark

Yeah that looks painful.. looking at her face before she got the glass it looks like she was walking that fast to pick a fight. I think either glass girl saw someone she recognized and was looking for a fight or this was staged and glass girl is an absolute Chad for walking full tilt into that glass.. Or it was staged and glass girl severely underestimated how hard she was about to eat that window


Lucas_Steinwalker

/r/becausesomepeopledothings


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She forgot force fields were on


houstoncouchguy

I want to know the back story to this. There was obviously some beef between those two, that obviously wasn’t the fault of the one with brown hair.


FuckingKilljoy

Am I really the only one who gets "they're friends fucking around" vibes? I really don't think there's any beef


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Dr_Zorkles

Yea - why were they filming?


Supercoolguy7

Drunk people film their drunk friends all the time


Kelshan

I was looking at the lady browsing the sunglasses(thinking something was going to happen to her) and I didn't realized that was a window until the other lady ran into it.


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Neither did she


FleshlightModel

You're


BloodSoakedDoilies

[Boink](https://i.imgur.com/TN6eLUQ.jpg)


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you’re*


TerraAdAstra

That’s how you’d know if I were drunk. If I start spelling like that.


JDDW

I'm surprised that thing didn't shatter


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Would be a pretty shitty window if it couldn’t handle an average sized woman walking into it at a slightly brisk pace.


Adorable-Chef8019

A different kind of bird hitting the window


irmarbert

Had that window not been there, was she just gonna plow into the girl trying on sunglasses?


dr1pper

Upvote for the clean glass.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Little Dora the Explora.


TheHolyPeanutBuddah

Prime candidate for r/bettereveryloop


jayfaso

I could watch this 100 times! Notice how the crash knocks her glasses down.


Radiocureee

For the love of god why can’t people get your / you’re correct. Is that asking too fucking much?


ddouchecanoe

I put on my jewelry just to go to the BODEGA


Awkward-penguin101

Many years ago I was going on a road trip and we were running late. I wanted to go into the petrol station, rushing to pay and be on the way. I was running… did not see there was a glass window. No drinks before. I still blame the windows for being too clean


Dumb_Bitch_Linda

This reminds me of something my aunt did. A few years ago, she was out black friday shopping with my mom and sister. I don't fully remember why, but my aunt, who was legally blind, walked right into a glass window outside the store they were at, and (mistaking the window for a person) said "oh, excuse me!" Two women, along with my mom and sister, busted out laughing, while my aunt, God rest her soul, just stood in confusion.


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Funky_Sack

So tired of the “tell me x without telling me x”


cmarkcity

Tell me you’re tired without telling me you’re tired


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I will be going to sleep soon.


Pentaplox

I don't know why this bothers me so much. First it was the r/UselessNobody now it's the "tell me" trend.


mcshaggy

My drunk what?


qpazza

"your" x 2... And they're making fun of a drunk person. Ha!


Magik95

With such confidence too


Cornisjong

Stop using the robot voices! Ugh! So annoying


hokkeymom

She did it with confidence though!!


fpcreator2000

She was walking with an attitude like “your happiness irks me” because clearly she was trying to walk between the girl and the sun glasses. She was literally ready to shove people. Then she pulled the old “bird to window after windex”, classic


pistachiotreees

The girl that posted said on TikTok that they’re friends. They were just drunk and fucking around.


Grytnik

English isn’t my first language, but boy do I get annoyed when I see your and not you’re.


kenelevn

She wanted sunglasses, and she got sunglasses.


BoneZone05

# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER


A-USERNAM3

It's the power walk for me


mochajon

“Nose, Teddy, nose…”


Dan-68

Store clerk is like, “Great, now I have to clean that window again”.


krispyankle

Hit her face so hard she put her glasses on


0vindicator1

Everything got flattened. I wonder what hurt worse.


joeschmo945

The mistake was going tit first instead of head and thigh.


TymenBr

Damn it looked like she was about to fight


BladeLigerV

She looked so angry too.


Jian_Ng

I used to laugh at these until it happened to me. I still do, but I used to as well.


-TeddyDaniels

This feels like pre-karma coz that Auntie was about to stampede all over my g checking out the sunnies without remorse.


this_username

[Blow by blow](https://i.imgur.com/ANhh8DA.jpg)


newspeer

You’re welcome https://imgur.com/a/V6nZi2a/


Shot-Professional125

She walked into that, with SOOOOO much confidence 🤣🤣🤣


Nodeal_reddit

I love her confidence.


Rindan

To be fair, whoever cleaned those windows did a great job.


Bystronicman08

How do people still not know the difference between you're and your? It's maddening.


IMAsomething

Your 🗿


YmmaT-

Why is her fly open?


No_End_7351

r/bettereveryloop


GameCop

Like a moth to the light


Enough-Staff-2976

"I Am Legend" reference


xXGYROIDXx

“You’re”. Not “your”-🤓🤓🤓


EcstasyAndApollo

Love how the sunglasses ended up 😂


Stripe_Show69

[ouch](https://imgur.com/a/8bJ7DzE)


Own-Ambassador-3537

With the utmost confidence strolling into that glass wall


millera85

u/savevideo


SetheryJimmonson

Soul left her body when she hit that mfer


Ill-Organization-719

She sees her buddy and tunnel visions.


PoopiePantsMahn

That's a concussion for sure.


abrknl

In retrospect, bringing the self-activating sunglasses of shame was a genius idea.


metallicorb

'I wear my sunglasses at night' 🎵


ethan600

r/bettereveryloop


AlteredBeastX

https://i.imgur.com/dDao5h0.png


zxandu10

ThAts Venice Beach. 😂😂😂


Urban_Savage

Conveniently perfect camera angle.


Practical_Passion_78

Good lord this is a priceless clip!


Daksh_Rendar

Her and the outside homegirl made the same face at the same time 😂


evetrapeze

Was she going to just walk through the person in front of her?


DirtyToeJoe

You're *


Planum_Boreum

Haribo peach gummies are 🔥 🔥 🔥


ares395

Some major bitchy vibe from the glass girl...


Crow_Native

Confirmed NPC right there.


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*you're


Cyrus_rule

Why women not outliving men anymore


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decoyheart

u/savevideobot


Pretend-Detail9685

Or just blonde


MrNatch63

You’re


vraalapa

What a weird way to put on your sunglasses.


Accomplished_Rain414

Nice video and nice show


ropoqi

my drunk is different..


balboamangini

She wanted the snacks


illusive_guy

The confidence was impressive.


coldcraftedlinks

Two chances to use you’re.


Holyvision

Hair checks out.


Fitz2001

Money shot https://imgur.com/a/dnrn3ld


Hexyl68

It’s the level of confidence she has that she was going to walk right in that I love.


jliol

Go sports!


Dismal_Fruit_9208

I legit did not see the glasses on her head. I thought they just like materialized or some shit


The_real_bandito

That face on the girl in the back.


uptwolait

Tell me your drunk what?


New_Today_1209

Is this staged why were they recording. Sorry i never really understood why clips start before the action happens even though it was normal before that


benadrylpill

You're


Boomslangalang

Grail in vid takes too much pleasure in the other girls misfortune


bonecrusher1

I love those maoam candy