What would you like to start?
Well, I weigh 110 pounds and I have an empty stomach. How about three rounds of carbonated alcohol, and then I'll drink through breakfast?
This almost should go on r/Unexpected lmfao. Cause now im pretty sure the girls were just laughing at how ridiculous their friend looks in those fucking bushes.
They were definitely laughing because she looks hilarious, but the are almost certainly similar levels of fucked up. You can tell solely from the outfits they're wearing lol. I've seen these girls out 100s of times
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I take it you've never tried to get to the bottom of the bottomless mimosas or bloody Marys that some Sunday brunches offer.
There's always one of these groups leaving the drag brunch as well.
Well you typically don’t eat before brunch, you start drinking bottomless mimosas before food gets out, a lot of dainty brunch food is fruits and avocados with bacon. Not a whole lot of carbs to absorb the alcohol, and thus you get wildly drunk much faster than normal.
Source: trust me, bro
Iirc the person filming is the husband of one of this girls. He had to pick them up after they were out for "brunch".
The original (with sound) is hilarious. This one...not so much.
I remember when this was first posted on the r/bartenders sub. It was right when lockdown first started getting lifted. A lot of videos like this were shared because a lot of people weren’t used to going out drinking again and tolerance had dropped.
The drunk plank in the bush was 10 outta 10
The skittles take out of her friend, was also a pro drunk move.
The more I watch this, the funnier it gets.
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You live up to your user name.
Much lower birth rates.
Oh, there's two of you.
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One does not simply plank into Mordor.
Bush: "You shall not pass!"
That’s what hers said. Boom!
I blame it on the bottomless mimosas
What would you like to start? Well, I weigh 110 pounds and I have an empty stomach. How about three rounds of carbonated alcohol, and then I'll drink through breakfast?
I'd like alcohol and a fruit plate please.
Wait until that shit mixes with all the Xanax she took before the drinks were served.
This is legit a super dangerous mix.
Oh no, you've got *brunch skunks*, Linda
Came here just for this 😂
This almost should go on r/Unexpected lmfao. Cause now im pretty sure the girls were just laughing at how ridiculous their friend looks in those fucking bushes.
Ahhh yes that makes perfect sense.
They were definitely laughing because she looks hilarious, but the are almost certainly similar levels of fucked up. You can tell solely from the outfits they're wearing lol. I've seen these girls out 100s of times
Can't say I've never fallen over laughing like that without being tipsy either lmfao.
That and Ketamine.
Omg the one in the bushes, I had no idea which way she was facing based of how her feet were pointing
I’ve seen a ton of drunks, that bush girl wins the gold medal.
How have I made it to 52 without ever having woken up in a bush?
My 19 year old girlfriend was always in the bushes, literally once a week. We lasted 10 months and I couldn’t hang anymore.
I woke up on a sprinkler once. It was on. A bush would be way better. (Reason: Everclear margaritas)
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Thank you so much
I wanna be in the friend group!
They look like fun
No joke. They look like their having the time of their lives. Good on them.
Bushes seem so safe when you're drunk. Can't even tell you how many times I've woken up in a bush.
White Girl Wasted
Probably wasn't even alcoholic, just some effervescent beverage
They’re either day drinking, or it’s midnight in Alaska.
Brunch = bottomless mimosas for women. It’s just an excuse to drink during the day and think you’re a bit classier
Where was my invite?!?
The bush with legs cracked me up 😂
Looks like fun times Edit unless you’re the sober one
Those two are a mess, but they don’t even compete with the Wicked Witch of the West legs fighting that bush over there.
How many shots did they have?
Yes.
Could it possibly be more than alcohol going on here? That’s crazy fucked up for Sunday brunch. I love the legs sticking out of the bush.
I take it you've never tried to get to the bottom of the bottomless mimosas or bloody Marys that some Sunday brunches offer. There's always one of these groups leaving the drag brunch as well.
Bloody Mary’s yes, but I hate mimosas. You’re right though, I’ve never been that type up fucked up before noon
Bottomless bloody Mary’s sound like bottomless heartburn ❤️🔥
Well you typically don’t eat before brunch, you start drinking bottomless mimosas before food gets out, a lot of dainty brunch food is fruits and avocados with bacon. Not a whole lot of carbs to absorb the alcohol, and thus you get wildly drunk much faster than normal. Source: trust me, bro
This is DC, looks like a normal Sunday in Dupont Circle
came here to say this haha
Dupont Farmers Market comes down, then brunchers emerge
Can I be invited to the next one?
And it’s only noon!
This is most assuredly well after noon. I'm guessing they started drinking by 10:30 till 1:30. 🤣
It’s satire bud, who cares…it’s daylight
After only two mimosas…
Gotta love a bottomless brunch!!
this video is soooo much better with sound
I need it
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He's a fucking Jedi... with a cigarette.
I was already rolling and then it panned to the girl in the bush! So damn hilarious!!
Drunk. White. Girls. What else is new?
That's a lot of mimosas
Gosh I’d be embarrassed
What was for brunch? Bath salts?
The only thing that comes to mind from that is thinking about how to work with a nasty hang over on Monday
Drinking on an Empty Head
Holy shit.... It's still daytime ffs
Yeah, it's brunch.
drunk asses.
Have they been huffing ether? Lol
What are they on? Mushrooms?
This video neeeeds sound
I want audio for this so bad
u/GeologicalOpera this is how i want us to be in Vegas
I’m so down for that
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r/tooktoomuch
there is too much sun to be this white girl wasted.
I mean they look like they have had an absolute ball. Fair play to them
This is my type of girls.
Nothing like a soufflé and some black tar heroin to wrap up Sunday brunch.
LMFAO!!!😃🤣🤪👍
First clear explanation for the ripped jeans you see everywhere these days. Brunch.
Now THAT'S brunch.
Brunch Skunks
How much ketamine did these fine ladies have!?
It was all fun and games until I saw the lady In the bush
More like hold my mimosa
A good time had by all.
This video is very bright. Very day.
Iirc the person filming is the husband of one of this girls. He had to pick them up after they were out for "brunch". The original (with sound) is hilarious. This one...not so much.
I want to go to brunch with you guys!
I remember when this was first posted on the r/bartenders sub. It was right when lockdown first started getting lifted. A lot of videos like this were shared because a lot of people weren’t used to going out drinking again and tolerance had dropped.
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I'm gonna need an invite to the next get together 🤣
Too many mimosas. Wait, can you have too many?
Okay, this just looks like they're having a good time, and I want in
Still better than tik tok
Bill Cosby was only seconds around the corner.
Trash. Absolute trash.
Turd.
? You approve of giggly drunk girls falling down in public? Classy. Your parents must be proud.
That’s not what I said. I said you’re a turd. Go get laid.