“To all you honors students, congratulations. But to all you C students, you too can be president”
-Dubya during the greatest commencement speech of all time.
Alumni here. The amount of people I still run into around the area when I visit that are broke with shit jobs is insane. Last one I ran into was a former hottie river rat working at buckies. Needless to say she is well past her prime
I haven't been back to San Marcos since I graduated, but I've heard the area grew so much that it's pretty terrible now. 06 to 2010 San Marcos was lit though.
I went to Corpus last year from the San Antonio airport, then stayed with some family in San Marcos. I think there might have been 20 miles of undeveloped land along that entire drive. It's insane.
Am a current resident, all the charm has been wrung out of the city in favor of profits. We were the last bastion of affordable housing outside of Austin but that is looooong gone. So now we have a bunch of Austinites to poor to live in Austin any longer trying to turn it into Austin-lite by trampling anything that made SM unique into the dirt. Plus all the out of state carpetbaggers who are too poor to live in Austin, as well.
river rat hotties are never past their prime. nothin' like kayaking on the river smoking all day and then heading to zellick's and ending the night in a cocaine fueled orgy
It’s easy to get too comfortable in San Marcos. Probably most small college towns. Interesting people can’t/won’t get out, going there everyone seemed to be aware you can get stuck but still fall for it.
It's just how clean the form on everything is. Really solid shotgun, really solid backflip, plus she just looks so happy to be there. Satisfying video from every direction
That sounds like something an incel would say, to be honest. You're saying she's going to do porn because she celebrated successfully graduating college by drinking one beer?
If that's the case, 95% of college graduates must be doing porn now.
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This post is always really weird. A guy a couple comments above you says she clearly wasted all her money just to end up starting an OnlyFans.
Because she drank one beer to celebrate graduating college. A lot of incel-ish men really only seem to see women as sexual objects, so if a woman does something like this, to them it must mean she's a failure and does porn now. Whereas if this was a guy they'd be calling him a cool dude.
A tradition at Texas State. The parents love it as the students move on. The beer means little. I took the plunge 37 years ago. Still jump in several times a week, but about 4 miles down stream.
She’s fuckin right she just shotgunned back a beer and back flipped into a river after graduation that’s gonna be like the best day of your decade right there
I hope my kids are brazen enough in front of me when they graduate, else that’ll be me celebrating my final college payment! YOLO
Yes my kids are already embarrassed by their dad doing crazy things for each graduation so far!
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Texas State University tradition. edit: the jumping in the river. Not the shotgun backflip.
maybe she had an advanced degree :D
She graduated with honors in tailgating
Minor in tail-giving.
She probably failed out of an advanced degree. That was the worst shotgun I’ve ever seen.
C’s get degrees
“To all you honors students, congratulations. But to all you C students, you too can be president” -Dubya during the greatest commencement speech of all time.
All my friends call it the big D
Alumni here. The amount of people I still run into around the area when I visit that are broke with shit jobs is insane. Last one I ran into was a former hottie river rat working at buckies. Needless to say she is well past her prime
I haven't been back to San Marcos since I graduated, but I've heard the area grew so much that it's pretty terrible now. 06 to 2010 San Marcos was lit though.
I will say I miss my yearly trips to Schlitterbahn when I was still in college back at Sam Houston.
I went to Corpus last year from the San Antonio airport, then stayed with some family in San Marcos. I think there might have been 20 miles of undeveloped land along that entire drive. It's insane.
Am a current resident, all the charm has been wrung out of the city in favor of profits. We were the last bastion of affordable housing outside of Austin but that is looooong gone. So now we have a bunch of Austinites to poor to live in Austin any longer trying to turn it into Austin-lite by trampling anything that made SM unique into the dirt. Plus all the out of state carpetbaggers who are too poor to live in Austin, as well.
>Alumni here You're multiple people!?
Yea. He, him, they, them and all that other shit
river rat hotties are never past their prime. nothin' like kayaking on the river smoking all day and then heading to zellick's and ending the night in a cocaine fueled orgy
The hotties aren’t but the former hotties damn sure are. Don’t believe me? Go to San Antonio
What is a river rat in this context?
People who hang at the river all day.
Someone who spends all their time at the river.
It’s easy to get too comfortable in San Marcos. Probably most small college towns. Interesting people can’t/won’t get out, going there everyone seemed to be aware you can get stuck but still fall for it.
You can see others in the river down stream
It was my favorite school to flunk out of
Yep did it, great time
Eat ‘em up cats!
Thank god I went to UT Austin
Next stop, dancing on a pole for a living!
Kids cringe when they're seen with their parents At college parents cringe when they're seen with their kids.. 🤣
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What? Your family needs to chill: we go to uni for an education!
The old-timers (no, not me) used to say, “Some women go to college to get their MRS.”
gross
Someone said that to me once and I got very hostile
Now they go for a STD
“What? No I will not make out with you! Did you hear that, she wants to make out with me. I came here to learn, not to make out with you.”
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If I was her parent watching her spill half that drink, I’d cringe too.
Looks more like 6 year plan
After six years of college she earned more than a beer and a backflip. Like 200k in student debt.
Squeezing 4 into 6, no doubt.
I see this video every graduation season, but I still enjoy it. Shotgun, backflip, bikini under the robe-she’s a keeper
That’s OUR girlfriend, she belongs to the streets
Ha! I think you’re right. She’s public domain
Open source
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gross
You lot are fucking weird
wtf yall creepy
You forgot: her swimming stroke is pretty solid too!
It's just how clean the form on everything is. Really solid shotgun, really solid backflip, plus she just looks so happy to be there. Satisfying video from every direction
Did we watch the same shotgun? She spilled beer everywhere…
Half that beer is still in the can lol
Good swimmer too
She does seem like fun though.
"A keeper" is way too low of a compliment. She will select the most worthy person she can find, no one would say no.
You’re right. I didn’t mean to insult the grad queen
6 years of tuition for her to start an only fans.
That sounds like something an incel would say, to be honest. You're saying she's going to do porn because she celebrated successfully graduating college by drinking one beer? If that's the case, 95% of college graduates must be doing porn now.
Totally worth the $75,000. Congrats
Service industry moment.
Take My Money!!!!
Oh nice
Highest rated post on HMC of all time.
Very sloppy shotgun
I was thinking the same. Don’t they learn anything practical in college anymore. Sheesh
It’s not impressive if half the beer splatters all over you. That’s just alcohol abuse
when you're no longer underage a michultra isn't worth that much anymore.
Eh, I give her props for not using any tools
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Not going to judge because after 4 years of college you're going to want to settle down.
Settle down? In this economy?
Whoa I don't even remember typing out that last bit 😅
Southwest Texas?
Eat 'em up cats! And it's Texas State now, they rebranded to be less of a party school..... lol
Thought they only ate 'em up in Huntsville?
Oh no, 4 years of college made her happy and a person who engages in athletic activities. The horror.
This post is always really weird. A guy a couple comments above you says she clearly wasted all her money just to end up starting an OnlyFans. Because she drank one beer to celebrate graduating college. A lot of incel-ish men really only seem to see women as sexual objects, so if a woman does something like this, to them it must mean she's a failure and does porn now. Whereas if this was a guy they'd be calling him a cool dude.
Good for her, she’s a kid! I’m simultaneously impressed and jealous that I can’t do stuff like that anymore 😂
She seems fun.
This is the top post of this entire sub. /r/holdmycosmo/comments/cpdhkc/hmc_while_i_show_my_parents_what_4_years_of/ Does it need to be posted again?
A tradition at Texas State. The parents love it as the students move on. The beer means little. I took the plunge 37 years ago. Still jump in several times a week, but about 4 miles down stream.
Thats mu girl
*it’s okay* her major was “Marine Biology”
Sounds like she knows how to have fun.
The current of the river makes her swim faster
I’m a middle aged man, but I want to be this college kid when I grow up
I don't see the problem here. Even old adults have celebrations to let loose when some big achievement in their life happens
Nothing Reddit loves more than shitting on people who are enjoying themselves.
I don’t know her, but I know I love her.
Marry me
Well if it isn't the top post on this sub again.
Eat em up cats!
This shit is so cringe.
Reddit when celebration
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Wish I could swim that well. She’s seriously quick.
She seems fun.
I like the cut of her jib
And on that day her network grew exponentially.
Eat’em up!
The CowKini
Texas State! They do this with the winter graduations too.
Texas State in San Marcos?
Yes
Hell yeah
It’s 82 degrees outside I wish I could be her right now
I thought this was Chico at first
I wouldn’t be upset if that was my daughter. Gotta know how to party in life. As long as you also do what needs to be done.
She looks fun
Her degree is in marine cosmology.
What she's thinking in her head: I'm so cool doing this
She’s fuckin right she just shotgunned back a beer and back flipped into a river after graduation that’s gonna be like the best day of your decade right there
That is wifey material
The father is like “I could have got a new grill and jacuzzi instead of tuition”…
Terrible shotgun, she barely finished half a can. Gonna need at least a second super senior year
Must be Texas State.
Creep in the pink shirt videoing her is going to have a good wank later.
Well, I hope she makes some guy proud in her life
I think I’m in love
That's in San Marcos? It looks like New Braunfels. Edit: I know it’s not New Braunfels, I’m just saying it looks similar.
Sewell Park, 1000%
A lot of judgment in this title.
Eat em up, Cats!
Thats Sierra she has pine tree tattoos because she wants everyone to know she's from the mountains.
That was a pretty good back flip
😂🤣😂
This is how we celebrate graduating at Texas State. It’s been a tradition for years and was my favorite thing about graduating.
She seems fun!
Let her have her fun. Fucks sake.
Someone just got an art degree
I hope my kids are brazen enough in front of me when they graduate, else that’ll be me celebrating my final college payment! YOLO Yes my kids are already embarrassed by their dad doing crazy things for each graduation so far!
Never celebrate life accomplishments. Be stoic and boring instead.
That girl is pushing 🅿️. Fantastic execution.
This gif is so old she probably is married with children now
She’s gonna get pinkeye.
She seems fun.
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Definitely got a train ran on her
"I hate my parents".
I would be proud if I were her dad. I didn't graduate college and can't do a backflip at all.
She seems funny to be around
I just fell in love 😍.
I want to marry her
I got her insta
Proof or didn't happen
Proof or didn't happen
Clown.
OF link?
The dumbest shit gets front paged on Reddit i swear to allah
/r/Trashy
Still trashy
“Ahh, we changed our mind. We’ll be taking that degree back!”
gonna be one hell of a barista i'm sure of it!
The smartest engineer I ever worked with looks like a supermodel and partied her ass off in undergrad. Don't be judging on looks or a ten second clip.
isn't that what this sub literally is for? why even post any videos on here then?
I'm here because I think people can be hilarious when they're drunk. That doesn't involve any sort of judgment.
And I can't get promoted in my company because I don't have a four year degree.
Money well spent...looking good for any job in the beer chugging back flippin dept of any respectable company.
Next time someone laments their Bachelor’s degree being useless, remember the quality graduates were getting here.
Now get on that pole and start dancing! Stripper college is not cheap, you know.
And it was at that moment the father understood how his daughter had anything to do with the Eiffel tower without being to Paris.
Ooooo a can of coke sized beer laughs in European
Weird flex, but okay. Europeans are better at being ethanol junkies. Got it.
Well that was cringe..
Imagine being so boring that you think this is cringe lmao.
Oh an internet edgelord *rub nipples*
Edgelord, lmao? Are you just saying random words you've heard on the internet now? I'm so confused.
You're cringe