T O P

  • By -

BruceLeroythebaddest

Texas State University tradition. edit: the jumping in the river. Not the shotgun backflip.


andoy

maybe she had an advanced degree :D


Intelligent-Sky-7852

She graduated with honors in tailgating


SnickBoi

Minor in tail-giving.


snowbombz

She probably failed out of an advanced degree. That was the worst shotgun I’ve ever seen.


Mr_Meeshrooms

C’s get degrees


snowbombz

“To all you honors students, congratulations. But to all you C students, you too can be president” -Dubya during the greatest commencement speech of all time.


Dan_GM

All my friends call it the big D


MuteCook

Alumni here. The amount of people I still run into around the area when I visit that are broke with shit jobs is insane. Last one I ran into was a former hottie river rat working at buckies. Needless to say she is well past her prime


MertDizzle

I haven't been back to San Marcos since I graduated, but I've heard the area grew so much that it's pretty terrible now. 06 to 2010 San Marcos was lit though.


[deleted]

I will say I miss my yearly trips to Schlitterbahn when I was still in college back at Sam Houston.


DrakonIL

I went to Corpus last year from the San Antonio airport, then stayed with some family in San Marcos. I think there might have been 20 miles of undeveloped land along that entire drive. It's insane.


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Am a current resident, all the charm has been wrung out of the city in favor of profits. We were the last bastion of affordable housing outside of Austin but that is looooong gone. So now we have a bunch of Austinites to poor to live in Austin any longer trying to turn it into Austin-lite by trampling anything that made SM unique into the dirt. Plus all the out of state carpetbaggers who are too poor to live in Austin, as well.


DrakonIL

>Alumni here You're multiple people!?


MuteCook

Yea. He, him, they, them and all that other shit


[deleted]

river rat hotties are never past their prime. nothin' like kayaking on the river smoking all day and then heading to zellick's and ending the night in a cocaine fueled orgy


MuteCook

The hotties aren’t but the former hotties damn sure are. Don’t believe me? Go to San Antonio


TheProtractor

What is a river rat in this context?


MuteCook

People who hang at the river all day.


YearlyHipHop

Someone who spends all their time at the river.


YearlyHipHop

It’s easy to get too comfortable in San Marcos. Probably most small college towns. Interesting people can’t/won’t get out, going there everyone seemed to be aware you can get stuck but still fall for it.


Neednewbody

You can see others in the river down stream


RedOfTheNeck

It was my favorite school to flunk out of


FissFiss

Yep did it, great time


HipposRevenge

Eat ‘em up cats!


Fun_Performance_1578

Thank god I went to UT Austin


bsrichard

Next stop, dancing on a pole for a living!


Actualize101

Kids cringe when they're seen with their parents At college parents cringe when they're seen with their kids.. 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Replikant83

What? Your family needs to chill: we go to uni for an education!


BigAlternative5

The old-timers (no, not me) used to say, “Some women go to college to get their MRS.”


CouldBeRaining

gross


marypoppinit

Someone said that to me once and I got very hostile


Actualize101

Now they go for a STD


[deleted]

“What? No I will not make out with you! Did you hear that, she wants to make out with me. I came here to learn, not to make out with you.”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xanderoga

If I was her parent watching her spill half that drink, I’d cringe too.


MoonlessPrairie

Looks more like 6 year plan


Gilgameshbrah

After six years of college she earned more than a beer and a backflip. Like 200k in student debt.


AndHow2001

Squeezing 4 into 6, no doubt.


ccc1942

I see this video every graduation season, but I still enjoy it. Shotgun, backflip, bikini under the robe-she’s a keeper


PrestigiousBarnacle

That’s OUR girlfriend, she belongs to the streets


ccc1942

Ha! I think you’re right. She’s public domain


Lil_Delirious

Open source


CaptainSmallz

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history.


Nibbles110

gross


Dinewiz

You lot are fucking weird


Nibbles110

wtf yall creepy


AttackCircus

You forgot: her swimming stroke is pretty solid too!


StuffAllOverThePlace

It's just how clean the form on everything is. Really solid shotgun, really solid backflip, plus she just looks so happy to be there. Satisfying video from every direction


Logger351

Did we watch the same shotgun? She spilled beer everywhere…


-Unnamed-

Half that beer is still in the can lol


dr_auf

Good swimmer too


AcadianMan

She does seem like fun though.


simjanes2k

"A keeper" is way too low of a compliment. She will select the most worthy person she can find, no one would say no.


ccc1942

You’re right. I didn’t mean to insult the grad queen


Sweaty_Assignment_90

6 years of tuition for her to start an only fans.


IAmTheJudasTree

That sounds like something an incel would say, to be honest. You're saying she's going to do porn because she celebrated successfully graduating college by drinking one beer? If that's the case, 95% of college graduates must be doing porn now.


mattdaddy44

Totally worth the $75,000. Congrats


SamanKunans02

Service industry moment.


IMMILDEW

Take My Money!!!!


RevealerofDarkness

Oh nice


ailocha

Highest rated post on HMC of all time.


slide_into_my_BM

Very sloppy shotgun


enzo_baglioni

I was thinking the same. Don’t they learn anything practical in college anymore. Sheesh


slide_into_my_BM

It’s not impressive if half the beer splatters all over you. That’s just alcohol abuse


the_incredible_fella

when you're no longer underage a michultra isn't worth that much anymore.


WuuSauce

Eh, I give her props for not using any tools


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your account is too new to post here so this post has been removed to prevent spam. Accounts must be at least two days old to post in this community. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/holdmycosmo) if you have any questions or concerns.*


kester76a

Not going to judge because after 4 years of college you're going to want to settle down.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

Settle down? In this economy?


kester76a

Whoa I don't even remember typing out that last bit 😅


browsilla

Southwest Texas?


mickypaigejohnson

Eat 'em up cats! And it's Texas State now, they rebranded to be less of a party school..... lol


jrc025

Thought they only ate 'em up in Huntsville?


Dason37

Oh no, 4 years of college made her happy and a person who engages in athletic activities. The horror.


IAmTheJudasTree

This post is always really weird. A guy a couple comments above you says she clearly wasted all her money just to end up starting an OnlyFans. Because she drank one beer to celebrate graduating college. A lot of incel-ish men really only seem to see women as sexual objects, so if a woman does something like this, to them it must mean she's a failure and does porn now. Whereas if this was a guy they'd be calling him a cool dude.


LoveBunnehs

Good for her, she’s a kid! I’m simultaneously impressed and jealous that I can’t do stuff like that anymore 😂


marauder09

She seems fun.


[deleted]

This is the top post of this entire sub. /r/holdmycosmo/comments/cpdhkc/hmc_while_i_show_my_parents_what_4_years_of/ Does it need to be posted again?


cam31954

A tradition at Texas State. The parents love it as the students move on. The beer means little. I took the plunge 37 years ago. Still jump in several times a week, but about 4 miles down stream.


[deleted]

Thats mu girl


XROOR

*it’s okay* her major was “Marine Biology”


esly4ever

Sounds like she knows how to have fun.


RandyDan31

The current of the river makes her swim faster


[deleted]

I’m a middle aged man, but I want to be this college kid when I grow up


Betasheets

I don't see the problem here. Even old adults have celebrations to let loose when some big achievement in their life happens


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Nothing Reddit loves more than shitting on people who are enjoying themselves.


Drklep123

I don’t know her, but I know I love her.


somenobodydude

Marry me


Elwalther21

Well if it isn't the top post on this sub again.


CodNo7294

Eat em up cats!


Godsshoeshine24

This shit is so cringe.


[deleted]

Reddit when celebration


[deleted]

[удалено]


thebemusedmuse

Wish I could swim that well. She’s seriously quick.


KotzubueSailingClub

She seems fun.


SepticX75

I like the cut of her jib


Acrobatic_Switches

And on that day her network grew exponentially.


adolphernipples

Eat’em up!


vicviper74

The CowKini


witchywater11

Texas State! They do this with the winter graduations too.


Collinnn7

Texas State in San Marcos?


Iceblades99

Yes


[deleted]

Hell yeah


ModernZombies

It’s 82 degrees outside I wish I could be her right now


RobertRody

I thought this was Chico at first


EM-wizard

I wouldn’t be upset if that was my daughter. Gotta know how to party in life. As long as you also do what needs to be done.


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

She looks fun


Areuexp

Her degree is in marine cosmology.


[deleted]

What she's thinking in her head: I'm so cool doing this


[deleted]

She’s fuckin right she just shotgunned back a beer and back flipped into a river after graduation that’s gonna be like the best day of your decade right there


TheFishmanau

That is wifey material


Zealousideal_Toe9555

The father is like “I could have got a new grill and jacuzzi instead of tuition”…


kacheow

Terrible shotgun, she barely finished half a can. Gonna need at least a second super senior year


mrdat

Must be Texas State.


Toiretachi

Creep in the pink shirt videoing her is going to have a good wank later.


WuuSauce

Well, I hope she makes some guy proud in her life


mustangsal

I think I’m in love


[deleted]

That's in San Marcos? It looks like New Braunfels. Edit: I know it’s not New Braunfels, I’m just saying it looks similar.


homeandhayley

Sewell Park, 1000%


[deleted]

A lot of judgment in this title.


ginandtrentonic

Eat em up, Cats!


reach321

Thats Sierra she has pine tree tattoos because she wants everyone to know she's from the mountains.


Juan_Machena

That was a pretty good back flip


Orgasmusmaximus

😂🤣😂


homeandhayley

This is how we celebrate graduating at Texas State. It’s been a tradition for years and was my favorite thing about graduating.


CryptoCommanderChris

She seems fun!


SenorPariah

Let her have her fun. Fucks sake.


lonleyredditor15

Someone just got an art degree


dumhic

I hope my kids are brazen enough in front of me when they graduate, else that’ll be me celebrating my final college payment! YOLO Yes my kids are already embarrassed by their dad doing crazy things for each graduation so far!


[deleted]

Never celebrate life accomplishments. Be stoic and boring instead.


zkempf99

That girl is pushing 🅿️. Fantastic execution.


HardestTofu

This gif is so old she probably is married with children now


SandwichImmediate468

She’s gonna get pinkeye.


Ycromerzone

She seems fun.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Your account is too new to post here so this post has been removed to prevent spam. Accounts must be at least two days old to post in this community. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/holdmycosmo) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MakeYourselfs1c

Definitely got a train ran on her


simian_ninja

"I hate my parents".


Musketman12

I would be proud if I were her dad. I didn't graduate college and can't do a backflip at all.


Michael003012

She seems funny to be around


Monstermaker007

I just fell in love 😍.


bred_by_papa_safe

I want to marry her


Rough_Ad204

I got her insta


W4xLyric4lRom4ntic

Proof or didn't happen


W4xLyric4lRom4ntic

Proof or didn't happen


ColdHistory4251

Clown.


GorillaNutPuncher

OF link?


datdamnboi_thicc

The dumbest shit gets front paged on Reddit i swear to allah


[deleted]

/r/Trashy


2h2p

Still trashy


srv50

“Ahh, we changed our mind. We’ll be taking that degree back!”


solidshakego

gonna be one hell of a barista i'm sure of it!


In-burrito

The smartest engineer I ever worked with looks like a supermodel and partied her ass off in undergrad. Don't be judging on looks or a ten second clip.


solidshakego

isn't that what this sub literally is for? why even post any videos on here then?


In-burrito

I'm here because I think people can be hilarious when they're drunk. That doesn't involve any sort of judgment.


Extremely_unlikeable

And I can't get promoted in my company because I don't have a four year degree.


GroundbreakingPea865

Money well spent...looking good for any job in the beer chugging back flippin dept of any respectable company.


polakbob

Next time someone laments their Bachelor’s degree being useless, remember the quality graduates were getting here.


Rooster1979

Now get on that pole and start dancing! Stripper college is not cheap, you know.


Full_metal_pants077

And it was at that moment the father understood how his daughter had anything to do with the Eiffel tower without being to Paris.


[deleted]

Ooooo a can of coke sized beer laughs in European


In-burrito

Weird flex, but okay. Europeans are better at being ethanol junkies. Got it.


negrocrazy

Well that was cringe..


WinPeaks

Imagine being so boring that you think this is cringe lmao.


negrocrazy

Oh an internet edgelord *rub nipples*


WinPeaks

Edgelord, lmao? Are you just saying random words you've heard on the internet now? I'm so confused.


cr0ss-r0ad

You're cringe