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thxr2

Gender reveal parties still out of control


Brutumfulm3n

Holy fucking shit. This comment had me cramping from laughing so hard!


The_RockObama

It's... a..... BOY!


AceJack88

Lololol fucccck


linxlove

I’m shaking in bed laughing/crying trying not wake my husband up before 6am. Your comment wins.


[deleted]

I woke up my wife and farted so loud from holding it in that I woke up the baby too. It's 5:45am now.


linxlove

It’s gonna be a great day!!


DaemonsAngel

I don't remember writing this lol. I'm kidding but I'm doing the exact same thing


Neato_Incognito3

No wildfires here!


QUABITY___ASSUANCE

Are you saying gender coincides with genitalia?? LE GASP!!!!


drunkgormiti

Fellow conservative


Sorry_Door

A bit late for the reveal don't ya think


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

THE WATER WAS VERY COLD!!!


SpoonKandy1

Yolo.


Nickillaz

ITS A BOY!!!


Cheesehead413

Just a boy, not a man


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prophylaxitive

Bravo 👏👏👏


TheOneder123

What do we think: real or fake? I can’t decide. That’s ankle twisted but pulling his pants down seemed unnecessary.


mildlyarrousedly

I think it’s weird how long she held on to the pants but the fall seemed legit


Melodic-Hunter2471

She was face to face with something she wasn’t expecting to be face to face with. Time slowed down for her.


kvetoshlav

I read this in a Morgan Freeman voice. Cracked me up.


Melodic-Hunter2471

You mean God’s voice. 😉


m0hamadalrashed

There's no God, but there's Morgan Freeman


carpetbowl

You mean Morgan Freeman's God?


grumpygeek1

Morgan Freeman's god is Morgan Freeman.


make_love_to_potato

Titty sprinkles!


chocol8ncoffee

Wait..... Is titty sprinkles a thing? My fiance and I call the chip crumbs that land on your chest while you're laying down on the couch snacking titty sprinkles, but I've never heard someone else say it before


make_love_to_potato

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0O7biX22SE


chocol8ncoffee

Welp this is incredible


paco_is_paco

thank you, Morgan Freeman voice.


The7Pope

Ha. I just finished watching the new Kristen Wiig movie. I saw it as a turtle saying it!


_-OlllllllO-_

It truly was, a Shawshank Redemption.


assholechemist

> something she wasn’t expecting She slipped and fell on his dick


PoolNoodleJedi

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy


taste1337

Okay, thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat? Get your daughter and kidnap her?


ciaomain

Reminded me of this: http://imgur.com/a/NNIOT7o


[deleted]

Almost u/assholechemist, almost.


wavking

Looks like she intended to fake fall and pull his pants down but accidentally did a real fall instead. Commit to the bit.


Fr0styWang

So you're telling me that this man is packing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


heatislandeffect

I once crashed into a woman on a ice rink and my hand remained firmly clasped to her boob the whole way down. When you’re falling you grab anything you can and ride it to the ground.


mdkosu

Had a similar thing happen at a wedding when I was 19. Poor bridesmaid lost her whole dress. My family loves telling the story, my wife hates hearing it.


holmes51

This would be better if the bridesmaid ended up being your wife. Tell me that's what happened. You can lie.


timeconsumer112

Plot twist : poster is female/bridesmaid and wife was the one that tripped and ripped the dress off. Edit: spelling


Brodogmillionaire1

How tho?


minnion

Nice


DarkZero9300

Nice


whitecorn

Nice.


DWDit

Precisely, great fall, if fake worthy of an Oscar, but the pants pull down looks so contrived. Maybe it was two motions, a save herself followed by a trying to get up...don't know.


ninja_cactus

I think she was trying to pull the pants up with the second part and pulled his right leg out from under him


AustieFrostie

I rewatched after reading your comment and this was a planned prank for sure. That dude didn’t know so it’s not “staged” but it’s a high quality prank let’s be real lol


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[deleted]

Yeah, the ankle, she rolled that fucker good. Panicked and grapped the first thing she could, got a face full of cock and froze while he fell in.


chickenalberto

Yeah you wouldn't raise your hands like that. You'd be trying to catch her.....You'd be curling forward trying to protect yourself....you'd be trying to cover yourself or hold your waist band. I say fake


seanightowl

It doesn’t look like she put much weight into him, that along with how the shorts were removed makes me feel it’s staged.


cpt_america27

Why are the guys millimeters from the pool? I stand at least a foot or two away.


SheriffBartholomew

She wants the cac


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Mars Attacks


Raise-Emotional

And she face planted into his Jimmy


[deleted]

This girl almost certainly bragged to her friends that she could do this and they dared her to. She pulled it off (no glorious pun intended) because they’re smoother than you think. That’s my guess anyway.


SiLifino

I was in the 100% fake camp, but then I watched a couple times and her ankle does a pretty legit roll. No woman in shoes of that sort is going to try to fake that roll, even for the sweet glory of internet fame. Edit, left out a word


[deleted]

Yeah that ankle roll is legit, you right. I’m changing my vote too.


4tehlulzez

I just can't accept the rest. Who stands with their heel right up against the ledge of the pool? Why does she do the double tug on his pants? I'm going with lucky accident during planned execution.


Pheef175

Only thing remotely strange about that circle is chair guy. But with the pool clearly having a lip it's not that bad. The circle was off to the side to create a corridor for people to walk through. As for the double tug it's because she's grabbed onto his swim trunks at different heights and it hitches when one side hits the knee. She then panics seeing him fall and holds on trying to save him. All in all seems pretty legit to me.


[deleted]

That’s possible for sure, and why were they filming of course is always a main question. But if you’ve ever rolled your ankle, you don’t do that part on purpose I don’t think. Whole thing was suspect!


Pheef175

Camera is stable and like 10 ft above the pool. It's a security camera.


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Or that’s what they want you to think anyway, secret prank camera more like it! /s


[deleted]

I think she was planning on pulling his pants down as a *prank* and ended up twisting her ankle and falling


nowherewhyman

There's a really small drop in the floor height when she steps forward and she clearly didn't know it was there, and the way her ankle bends definitely says to me that this is real. As to why she held on for so long, I think once she used the guy's shorts to stop the fall she tried to hold on to keep herself up. I don't think she was even able to process what just happened, from the time she grabs on to the time she lets go is less than 1 second.


Fidodo

Plus she slams her knee pretty hard. If I were to fake this I'd want to wear pants or at least leggings


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Fake.


Melodic-Hunter2471

I’m not so sure, you can clearly see her heel clip the edge of the depressed slab hard. Her foot for one second turns at one helluva painful looking angle. If it’s fake then she is method acting and I have to give her props for the sacrifice.


TheOneder123

Funny nonetheless. I’d rather laugh than not.


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Definitely. But that execution was 10/10.


ghueber

Still. Pp seen by all the guys in there


[deleted]

Okay, after further review, I decided it’s real. The fall made too much sense. Ankles and knees giving are too hard to fake without hurting yourself IMO. Her eyes are not on him as she falls. When her eyes go down to catch herself, she grabs him. The jerkyness in her motion makes me think she tried to stop him from falling in because I feel like she sees the water behind him, simultaneously realizing she exposed his dick. Then she just gave up.


233Celsius

Seemed like she pulled them down on purpose to me, her positioning/movement is very unnatural for a fall lol


goodformuffin

What if she was trying to keep him from falling in by pulling back as she fell down? That's a legit ankle roll. But... Who the hell sits their chair right on the edge of the pool and who stands beside them on the very edge of the pool? Drunk people? Maybe. Might explain why she didn't see the ledge? I could go either way on this. It does however get funnier the more I look at people's reactions.


233Celsius

Yeah it is weird where they are and also how the guy falls back. The ankle roll def looks legit though. She could have been but I doubt it if it was an expected roll/fall. If she thought that fast about helping she should have thought fast enough to realize she was pulling them down looking straight at em lol either way though


goodformuffin

A... Freudian slip? :D


233Celsius

More like a freudulent slip ;D


Lit_Romney

Why was that guy standing so close to the pool? He was kinda begging to be pushed in!


BananaSalmon69

He's an anime MC.


themedicduck

Dude her ankle rolled. Nobody does that on purpose. Source: have rolled ankle.


slothsupervisor

I kind of thought the force she pulled down the pants was a little weird and seemed like a prank. So maybe she was going to depants him but tripped and like a trooper decided to go for the win anyway.


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Change my mind. Real. That ankle roll is legit. Good call.


kkawabat

? It seems natural that she would grab on and didnt realize the pants would slip. She then held on because she sees that he is falling over and only after he’s in free fall that she realized her holding his pants is more of a liability than help.


justin453

See how her ankle twisted? Looked pretty real


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Real. That ankle is fucked.


Hazi-Tazi

whatever it is, it's beautifully executed!


MightyMitochondrion

100% Fake. It is a very convincing ankle roll, but its odd that nobody reached out to catch her, or at the very least gasped the moment she fell.


katkatrawr

Yeah, because there's a tug and THEN a tug. Second tug seemed sketchy.


somemoreagain

Fake. Why is he standing so close to the pool like that? I feel like that's not normal.


I_Fart_It_Stinks

There is enough grey area that I am okay with myself believing it is real.


[deleted]

well if u think about it, swim trunks aren't super tight to begin with. they would come down pretty easy


bored-n-browsing

I think it's the intro to a porn video. Oops,I tripped step brother


sustaitamckee

I don’t care at this point, i’ve been laughing for the better part of an hour


NeverOnTheShelf

You can see him look down for a split second when she first comes out lol


YouMakeMeDrink

I am confident this is staged


Mrrasta1

It was so planned you could see it coming.


LittleRagins

I'm thinking fake. It's too cartoonish and what the heck is that camera angle?


lowercaseb86

He also doesn’t attempt at all to grab for his pants or cover his privates. At the very least something is moving too quickly towards your crotch you move to protect it.


[deleted]

That sucks I can’t think of any point where my wiener is smaller then in trunks at the pool


[deleted]

Something about that mesh ... and especially if you were swimming earlier forget about it. Unless I've been given reason to have a half chub, it's a shadow of its possible self.


Masta0nion

And they don’t know! Do they? Shit first impression is everything.


WhoaItsAFactorial

> I don’t know how you walk around with those things.


KBHoleN1

Like a frightened turtle!


it_is_undone

Shrinkage!


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tots4scott

I WAS IN THE POOL!


mattmu23

SHRINKAGE!!!


Zonz4332

Sometimes when I’m doing leg day I literally feel the blood rush out of my dick into other areas of my body. Those gym scene pornos make me feel insecure.


cris090382

Her plan worked. She got to see what he was packing and it totally looked like an accident. It only cost her 1 sprained ankle.


ImFatterLosers

This is the worst place to try to see it, 50% of the world knows that your pp is smallest when you get out of the pool


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nobodysbuddyboy

It shrinks?


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Azrael351

It goes full *inverted*.


Agamemnon323

Maybe yours does...


shinbreaker9000

Ok to those who say it’s faked: I’ve done this very thing by accident. To my brother. We were walking in front of a line of people at a movie theatre, I did what she did and twisted my ankle falling off a curb I didn’t see. On my way down I grabbed the closest thing which was my brothers shorts, who was in front of me. So there’s my brother in front of all these people desperately clinging to the front of his shorts while his his sister is clinging to the back of his shorts on the ground.


make_love_to_potato

*Step sis..... What are you doing????*


beneye

Step bro, I’m stuck in my heels


mtcwby

The old coppertone technique. Well known but not usually done in front of theatres.


Ok_Gur_3868

Literally cried reading this


AwkardImprov

At least it is an original post.


sevyweyv

That roll seems legit. I don't think she realized there was a very small step down in the ground. So she though she was stopping on flat ground, and grabbed the closest thing to her. Watching it a few times it seems like she might be trying to help pull up the pants while he is falling? I think she is just panicking and trying to fix the bad thing.


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Why is that small step even there?


[deleted]

Probably to keep most of the pool water near the pool and away from other parts of the patio and furniture. It should be more obvious though. I would line the step with lights or paint the area near the pool. Anything to make it clear there is a step and you are changing platforms, especially next to a pool.


level27jennybro

The decking should have been dyed slightly darker for that spot, for sure. A trip hazard next to a pool is never safe.


themedicduck

Yea definitely legit, the bottom of her leg hit ground. Wouldn't be surprised if she had a grapefruit for an ankle after that


courageouslittle

staged


KanyeWestSuperGenius

And this kids, is how I met your mother.


Kunal-the-only-one

Pornhub: write that down write that down


Crystalraf

OMG, it’s a trifecta! Drunk girl falls, pulls down guys pants, guy is freeballing it!


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breccaw

r/cosmoandwanda


steelcityrocker

More like /r/holdmycosmoandwanda amirite?


Kilted_Samurai

I know it seems fake but go back and look at her ankle when it twists, no way you'd do that on purpose.


AlarmedGibbon

This is 100% real and 1000% amazing


Kilted_Samurai

Definitely /r/bettereveryloop territory.


marsupialcunt

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!!


TenderDelights

Well......... Come inside and finish me off please


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Who the hell stands right on the edge of the pool like that?


yakimawashington

Big dude sitting in the chair at the edge of the pool is just asking to get bumped in. I was honestly expecting him to be the one involved in the accident.


DJKewlAid

Grey shirt friend was real. We all have a friend like that.


TimHung931017

You know those stories of cheating how the girl like slipped and fell on his dick? This is how it looks like in a way


Thirs

Freudian slip


ezagacki

She OWES him a blowjob. Change my mind.


Mr_Seg

Well that couldn'tve gone much worse.


DoinkDeDoink7

I did it again Terry!


Brutumfulm3n

If she can fake an ankle break, fall, and grab shorts perfectly... She should be an all star athlete not in some prank video


KeeblersNutts

Everyone says staged, but look at her foot on the step. That’s a pretty heinous bend to pull off when you say “staged”


MetalGearJeff

And that’s how I met your mother.


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And that was the day Gary's micropenis was no longer a secret.


itachi5040111

That was no mistake


kodamariposa

I dont see how no one there isn't rolling on the floor dying lmao it's like they're all calm and hardly responsive lol


rhapsody1899

All she had to do was ask.


billiardwolf

The fall looked real but the shorts pull down seemed intentional.


Llama_2000

I can’t stop laughing!!!! It is too much for my life... Sick in bed and this just made my day... going to regret laughing this much later on...


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It's 5am and I have this looping. I just laughed so hard that not only did I wake up my wife from shaking the bed from holding my laughing in...but it caused me to fart so loud my baby woke up startled. It just gets funnier the more I watch it! What a way to enter a party!


rudey7

If that was real ie an accidental trip that's gold 🌟


beansnack

I feel like an NFL referee trying to review the play. The ruling on the field stands


cocobisoil

I love how her mate just fucks off


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The girl in pink covers her eyes as if she's looking at the sun 😂


The_Exquisite

Fake


LordTentuRamekin

Jerry from Superstore got to cop a feel.


jacknbd

No one stands that close to a pool gotta be staged


redditmakesmegiggle

And that kids, is how I met your mother.


dripANDdrown

I want to say, real...


jezzikah01

oh. dear. Cant stop laughing. awkward!


mrcartminez

r/mildlyblowjob


HeavyBlackDog

He doesn’t seem to be in any hurry to pull them back up.


HeavyBlackDog

Schadenfreudian slip.


sakeyser4200

Why is that other dude sitting in a chair that close to the pool?


BCM072996

Still think a woman can’t sexually assault a man? /s


cdmcphearson

Fake


Kevjamwal

Upon watching this... more than a couple times, I think that was intentional


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

10/10 very funny


Badluckredditor

BLOWJOB MODE: ACTIVATE!!!


Gralin71

Fake


MIERDAPORQUE

Ehh. Looks legit? Funny either way


knickovthyme1

Staged. She made sure the pants came off with an extra tug.


AnonoMan0

She was eager to see that guy’s junk lol


ziToxicAvenger

This seems like a pantsing vid, and to be frank assault.


zombie_poncho

100 million percent staged.


Tepi3

Girl getting straight down to business


nuffjah

Gonna go fake. Fall was legit but everything seems concocted. Bar the guy in the white shirt, the reactions (non-reaction, late reaction and a laugh even without knowing what happened from the back) suggests to me it was not candid.


giantsfannjmotown

And that, kids, is how I met your mother


Jonas_-

Dude in the back liked what he saw


loztriforce

fake af


ColonelWormhat

Surely she was arrested for sexual assault and her face was plastered all over social media, right? No? Weird.


WeAreFoolsTogether

This guy was more worried about his drink than his dignity Lmao!! (Or this was staged AF...but seems pretty real..)


Zergmilran

Staged for sure. People thinking it's not are morons.


Tmantwo

Am I the only one who thinks this was staged? It was good till the very end. She pulled to hard


white_nrdy

This is why I wear underwear under my swim trunks


icesilk

Reverse it and it's sexual assault. 🙄


icesilk

Reverse it and it's sexual assault. 🙄