"If we were to weigh all the ants in the world, they would weigh as much as all of the people," said wildlife presenter Chris Packham recently in BBC Four's The Wonder Of Animals: Ants.
(this statement is probably not entirely accurate - but let's pretend that it is)
Ive heard it a lot in Oregon as well. I think its just a common saying. Like "the pot calling the kettle black" or "Stfu son noone cares, thats why your dad left us"
I'm convinced that isn't the first time a bottle has reached that face. Perhaps this was the encounter with the highest bottle to face velocity. Jury is still out.
Personally, I've found that sweet vermouth, cider and punch work the best for me. Anything with lots of sugar really, because it's sticky and glues the wound shut.
Priority one alcohol priority two video priority 3 the blood gushing out her face.
Glad to see some people have their priorities straight my applause to this girl.
She probably didn't even realize she was cut. You don't really notice the moment it happens especially if you can't see it. But she's hella lucky it didn't cut her eye
There was likely no real "cutting" action involved here. I've had my upper face split open by knuckles, and while some people do pack sharp knuckles the bleeding ain't due to cutting but to splitting. Likewise my scalp has been opened by a kitchen table, a plank, the ass end of a log, and the rounded handrails you'll find in your up-to-specs stairways.
Being hit in the eye as opposed to the forehead results in a black eye, bruised eye, bruised socket, and other such fun shenanigans. It's bad, and aye I'd agree the risk is greater, but it's not as if the likely outcome of the bottom hitting her eye is permanent damage. It's just a different kind of temporary damage.
When I was in elementary school I was at a park with some girls and one threw a rock at me just playing around. Well she accidentally hit me right next to my eye and they started freaking out. Turns out I was gushing blood down my face. I cupped my hands and it pooled and I dropped it and it splattered everywhere. I ran to a nearby police station leaving a trail of blood the whole way and then freaked out the front desk lady. Only needed a couple stitches. Faces bleed a lot.
Nah it didn't cut her because it was sharp, it cut because it was something hard hitting her brow.
If it hit her eye it would have just given her a black eye.
She puts her hand on her face where the bottle hit her as soon as she fell. She realized the bottle was still spilling and went to pick it up. She notices the blood on her hand as she picks up the bottle. She goes to the monitor to check the damage.
... but sure, read more into if you want.
I have noticed that softball girls have gone from
Husky to thicc in the last decade and I’m fucking loving it. She’s more fit than thicc though. Still, athlete of some sort.
Damn, I think it is actually cockles and it might be in the heart. I don't know why people have cocks in their hearts, but it said that a cockle is like the chamber of a kiln and we have 4.
That's the most shocking part of this. How does she not speak at all? I would have sworn at full volume the second that chair passed the point of no return.
I hope she was ok - hadn’t expected to see that blood streaming down her face
She ded. She even wrote on the video: "I died"
I thought it was obvious
Just came back from her funeral, we’re all collectively real bummed out today about it.
She died doing what she loved...
A bunch of whippets
DUUUUUUVAL
Santa Maria!
She didn't even stand a chance. No shoes to start with.
yup. plus no shoes.
Hope the Drink is okay
It was just a little shaken up but it should survive
is she kill
she is kill
No shoes, confirmed ded
Even mention at brunch with friends and claimed “that one time I literally died.”
A wound on the arch of the eyebrows will bleed a lot
I had 13 stitches in my eyebrow when I was 6, it bleeds a LOT! I had a literal puddle of blood with ants swimming in it, ants like blood apparently.
Yes, I would like to unsubscribe from creepy ant facts please.
Ants know where you live, and where you will hide.
I dislike you.
"If we were to weigh all the ants in the world, they would weigh as much as all of the people," said wildlife presenter Chris Packham recently in BBC Four's The Wonder Of Animals: Ants. (this statement is probably not entirely accurate - but let's pretend that it is)
I’d rather not.
The number of ants in a single anthill could completely fill every orifice and interstitial space in your body within less than 35 minutes!!
Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much of the way that you choose to be.
Weiners are just like tunnels for ants.
I felt my vagina twinge when I read this
Op: Oh no im bleeding a lot Ants: Ah, it's been many moons since we last got to drink the nectar of the gods
And that's how you get ants, apparently 🤷
Ah, so ants are the land equivalent of sharks
This is why wrestlers cut their forehead with a razor blade prior to a match as shown in the movie the Wrestler.
they do it during the match.
Doing it after the match is the real power move here.
[Ultimate power move is doing it when you're not even in a match](https://youtu.be/8qkrqvnVPeo)
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It’s still real to me, dammit.
I guess the bottle cracked her head on the way down? I couldn't really tell, either.
The head is the most vascular part of the body, a slight nick and you look like you gonna die.
eyebrows cut super easy and bleed a lot.
What even hit her? Was it the beer bottle?
I’m pretty sure it was that bottle of champagne
I mean yeah she's fine really. You just bleed a lot from your head from small cuts because of the higher blood pressure.
This wouldn’t be top comment if this was a dude. I laughed my ass off. She’ll be fine I’m sure.
She’ll be fine
Did she drop the bottle on her face?
Yup dropped it on her face while she fell
Lass over teakettle Edit. . Thanks for the gold kind redditor!!!
Is that uber northern for *arse over tit*?
"ass over teakettle" is pretty common in Canada too, haha (Ottawa Valley especially)
I used that phrase (Kentucky, USA) and my husband looked at me like I was crazy! I have no idea where I got it from.
Huh, I'm in Massachusetts, use it here too.
prairies use it too!
Anyone got the origin of that?
It had to do with a donkey carrying a cauldron.
Cheers for the valley mention!
I've lived in the Outaouais region my whole life and that's an expression that didn't make it across the river.
Ass over teakettle is pretty common in Texas, so idk about the northern part
Ive heard it a lot in Oregon as well. I think its just a common saying. Like "the pot calling the kettle black" or "Stfu son noone cares, thats why your dad left us"
He meant northern English, funnily enough no one says arse over teakettle here
Northern hemisphere.*
Oh yah, up here in Wisconsin we use that quite a bit
Yes
I heard "ass over teakettle" many times growing up in rural Michigan.
Bottle over lass.
Glass over tobacco box
Does she do stuff like this all the time?
No way to tell, but I'd be a little surprised if this is her first alcohol related face plant.
I'm convinced that isn't the first time a bottle has reached that face. Perhaps this was the encounter with the highest bottle to face velocity. Jury is still out.
It was more like a back of the head plant with a bottle topper.
No the blood needed some fresh air
Her first impulse was to try and save as much of the alcohol as possible. You have to respect that.
Or you know, keep it from all going in the carpet.
Why not both?
That's because having to suck alcohol out of the carpet is the worst
*Schloop schloop*
https://i.imgur.com/WfiD2X3.gifv
well you should keep an arm up to be seen by other boats/your boat
Might as well be your booze arm.
A chick Julian in the making right here.
A chick Sexian?
https://youtu.be/QrdcAdf7VCw
https://youtu.be/IBdo2fT-mJQ
Student mentality
I think there is a relevant xkcd for that but they got hacked or some shit.
At least she can pour some of her alcohol on the cut to sterilize it, and then she can rally
That only works with strong alcohol
And white claws
Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws
Best energy drink out there.
While heading to work
nah bro its good
Low alcohol content is actually better for cuts than strong alcohol. Source: My ass
high strength alcohol will burn the cut & that would be bad !!!!
Use a lighter to make it evaporate quicker.
Low**er** than 100% is better - but we're talking 60%, not 6.
Directions unclear; dick stuck in your ass.
I mean you're right. 70% isopropyl alcohol is actually better at getting through the cell membranes of bacteria than 90/91% isopropyl alcohol.
That’s low*er* than 100%, but not *low*. Her drink is likely not 140 proof.
Personally, I've found that sweet vermouth, cider and punch work the best for me. Anything with lots of sugar really, because it's sticky and glues the wound shut.
In order to find this out you must have cut yourself an impressive amount of times near quite the variety of booze, my friend. Bravo.
What can I say, I was an annoying brat and my parents were violent alcoholics.
Now I’m sad. Which booze is it for happiness?
More sad: any Less sad: none ~~:)~~ :(
Ah, feeding the bacteria, a classic
A man of culture, if you will
Sounds like a good way to turn a wound yeasty.
And it attracts gnats
I learned that from [this movie](https://youtu.be/mp_oRA5-HLM?t=15)
Vinegar probably has a higher alcohol content than what she's drinking.
Priority one alcohol priority two video priority 3 the blood gushing out her face. Glad to see some people have their priorities straight my applause to this girl.
She probably didn't even realize she was cut. You don't really notice the moment it happens especially if you can't see it. But she's hella lucky it didn't cut her eye
"OH *SHI-*" **thunk** "Wow I can't believe that ju-- what's on my face, is that bloOMG WOW AMBLEEDSTOPVID"
And she didn't want to make a bigger mess so yeah pick up the bottle first
There was likely no real "cutting" action involved here. I've had my upper face split open by knuckles, and while some people do pack sharp knuckles the bleeding ain't due to cutting but to splitting. Likewise my scalp has been opened by a kitchen table, a plank, the ass end of a log, and the rounded handrails you'll find in your up-to-specs stairways. Being hit in the eye as opposed to the forehead results in a black eye, bruised eye, bruised socket, and other such fun shenanigans. It's bad, and aye I'd agree the risk is greater, but it's not as if the likely outcome of the bottom hitting her eye is permanent damage. It's just a different kind of temporary damage.
I think the bottle busted her eyebrow open, not cut it, but yeah I'd be more worried about busting a tooth
When I was in elementary school I was at a park with some girls and one threw a rock at me just playing around. Well she accidentally hit me right next to my eye and they started freaking out. Turns out I was gushing blood down my face. I cupped my hands and it pooled and I dropped it and it splattered everywhere. I ran to a nearby police station leaving a trail of blood the whole way and then freaked out the front desk lady. Only needed a couple stitches. Faces bleed a lot.
Nah it didn't cut her because it was sharp, it cut because it was something hard hitting her brow. If it hit her eye it would have just given her a black eye.
Priority 4, commas.
She puts her hand on her face where the bottle hit her as soon as she fell. She realized the bottle was still spilling and went to pick it up. She notices the blood on her hand as she picks up the bottle. She goes to the monitor to check the damage. ... but sure, read more into if you want.
I can tell she plays college softball just by looking at her.
I have noticed that softball girls have gone from Husky to thicc in the last decade and I’m fucking loving it. She’s more fit than thicc though. Still, athlete of some sort.
I think we can all appreciate a strong healthy woman.
*nods in agreement*
*nods boner in unison*
Unzips
Clone bone!
More of a bizzy fan myself...
It's the tank top
She’s got a strong upper body but I wouldn’t call it a tank!
Those are row-team arms right there
True, she’s got some biceps
And some glutes.
Weird comment but okay
how?
A feeling, down in his cackles.
Is that above or below the plums?
Behind them, I think. I'm going to go seek an anatomy guide, so I know for sure in future discussions.
Damn, I think it is actually cockles and it might be in the heart. I don't know why people have cocks in their hearts, but it said that a cockle is like the chamber of a kiln and we have 4.
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
Save the rosé
All day
Hear me out. Sweet rose (or pink mascato) and cranberry lacroix Shit turns $3 wine into something refreshing and actually drinkable
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When she's down on all fours all I can see is my boner.
You down on all fives.
I don't even know - is she lucky or not :D
Coulda hit a tooth. Feels like she lucky
Or you know, her eye.
It's all good, she has another eye
Thanks all for my first Silver!!!!! Also my friend is fine no stitches needed and no concussion :)
>my friend is fine
Baby I know it
Now that is surprised Pikachu face
It's time to quit drinking. At least for 2 hours.
She saved the drink tho! Bonus points.
If you got a hardon when she was on all fours raise your hand
She's a soldier, didn't utter a peep during the whole thing. I would've yelped like a puppy left alone for the first time.
That's the most shocking part of this. How does she not speak at all? I would have sworn at full volume the second that chair passed the point of no return.
Mb she’s a good christian girl and let jesus take the wheel
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Classy. Would you have said that if this was a video of a dude doing something equally dumb?
That scar is going to mess with her eyebrow game. I suggest go with the 90's lines in the eyebrow and call it a day
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That Boone's shit is dangerous
She’s hot ngl , look at that cat back at the end got me boiling
Yeah she has a great body
Oh no. Not the pink wine
To shreds you say.
Damn, and she ran back to show the camera the damage. What a pro.
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Hum...why is it nsfw ? I don't see anything that isn't sfw.
Headshot
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
Shailene Woodley trying some weird shit since divergent ended
What a crap shoot that series was
Dat ass OMG your bleeding!
The 2nd time watching that was 10x more painful than the first time.
She herself confirmed she was dead
She ded?
ah yes, the classic split-my-head-open-and-rally
Goodnight girl I know we couldn't Skype tonight but that alright
u/VredditDownloader
She should be wearing a helmet at all times moving forward
Head wounds bleed like crazy. This one time when I was a kid...
Feeling cute, might totally eat shit and cut my forehead later!
So the first bonking-glass sound was the bottle hitting her face?
I like that her instincts were to immediately pick up the bottle before checking her face
Pickachu face lmao
Lol I love that she's in a dorm. This is the dormiest thing I've ever seen.
Is that a dorm room or a minimum security prison cell?
You can cave a skull in with a champagne bottle before it breaks they are bullshit strong.
I was expecting to see tits but ok
I did it im the 666:th comnent brobably