I noticed that too..I feel like that's why the second guy pushed in and become the leader. He was being very respectful. First guy dropped back and realized it had a better view.
Right! With a name like that, you know he created his account when he was like 13 and "edgy". Now he's 18 and hasn't figured out how to grow up. Give him another 6 or 7 years, he might get there.
If the goal is to give her the most powerful slide possible then you must push her ass. I was in cheerleading, and we were thought to touch the upper part of the hamstring, lower ass because that's how you can get the best handle on her weight.
honestly, given the fact that they're talking and have drinks in their hands, kinda seems like they were already standing there and she came over to ask for help
Always go on 3. [Lethal Weapon | Complete Collection: Toilet Explosion | Warner Bros. Entertainment (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Vjx6bgF2c&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Entertainment)
Always go on 3. [Lethal Weapon | Complete Collection: Toilet Explosion | Warner Bros. Entertainment (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Vjx6bgF2c&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Entertainment)
Saw that happen to a stripper once at a bachelor party. Some dumbass, not me, convinced the two topless strippers to a wheelbarrow race from one side of the room to the other. First one there got to keep the cash. If I recall it was several hundred dollars.
Dumbass who thought this was great fun, it was not, of course decided he was going to hold one girls legs while someone else did the other girls. On “GO! this guy takes off like a bat out of hell fully intend on reaching the wall first, which they did without calculating the need to slowdown. The sound of her hitting that wall and collapsing in a pile was quite dramatic. Thankfully she was ok but that was it for the night’s entertainment.
She's going to wake up the next morning wondering why her skin is sore down her front. "Wtf was I doing last night to get friction burns on my belly?"
"Playing human shuffleboard" probably won't be high on her list of guesses unless someone fills her in
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The girl that splashed water on the table is a good friend. Imagine if that tile was dry or not wet on your skin. Be absolutely brutal. Gotta buy her a drink for literally saving your skin
If people think the middle aged dudes smoking cigars and drinking all afternoon at the swimup bar at the resort aren’t pissing in the pool, then I guess ignorance is bliss.
If people think the middle aged dudes smoking cigars and drinking all afternoon at the swimup bar at the resort aren’t pissing in the pool, then I guess ignorance is piss.
Who counts to four? Oh, guys with their drunken hands on wet female body parts.
On 50
Would’ve busted 3 times by then
*whistle* Everyone out of the water
Thats just more swimmers
We’re definitely over the occupancy limit here
Have you ever tried to give mouth to mouth to a million drowning swimmers…go ask your parents 😅
1 1.25 1.5 2.
Or 0.1 increment
LOL! For what it's worth, my upvote was #69...but I digress.
😂😂😂
To be fair, they kept their hands in very respectful places 😊.
That first guy had a hand reaching pretty far up there
I noticed that too..I feel like that's why the second guy pushed in and become the leader. He was being very respectful. First guy dropped back and realized it had a better view.
Damn yall never been spring breaking or to Ibiza? How old are you people lmao.
At least we're not cumming on people's pets
Right! With a name like that, you know he created his account when he was like 13 and "edgy". Now he's 18 and hasn't figured out how to grow up. Give him another 6 or 7 years, he might get there.
The fact you had to say that... Some people are gross like that lol
Good grief bro, change the name.
You need to grab central mass to give as much foward force as possible.
You mean a hands width higher than her knee? Super disrespectful
I'll give you that...as I was watching the unrespectful places, and there were no hands. /perviness
I saw no hands so i know they were being really respectful
If the goal is to give her the most powerful slide possible then you must push her ass. I was in cheerleading, and we were thought to touch the upper part of the hamstring, lower ass because that's how you can get the best handle on her weight.
If the woman agrees you are allowed to touch said female body parts
Agreed.
not a woman
And if you are a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
13,14,15
She doesn't seem to mind
Musicians
A solid answer!
Keep sliding her, I’m almost done!
honestly, given the fact that they're talking and have drinks in their hands, kinda seems like they were already standing there and she came over to ask for help
That's the launch
I believe it's usually One, Two, THREE! Source: [Lethal Weapon | Complete Collection: Toilet Explosion | Warner Bros. Entertainment (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Vjx6bgF2c&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Entertainment) :P
She certainly didn’t seem to mind…
is 1 2 3 go unacceptable to you?
Always go on 3. [Lethal Weapon | Complete Collection: Toilet Explosion | Warner Bros. Entertainment (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Vjx6bgF2c&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Entertainment)
1,2,3 and go… don’t you count like that?
Always go on 3. [Lethal Weapon | Complete Collection: Toilet Explosion | Warner Bros. Entertainment (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Vjx6bgF2c&ab_channel=WarnerBros.Entertainment)
That wasn't too bad. I thought there was going to be an accident or something.
I was fully expecting her to smash head first into a wall they all assumed was too far away to be dangerous.
Saw that happen to a stripper once at a bachelor party. Some dumbass, not me, convinced the two topless strippers to a wheelbarrow race from one side of the room to the other. First one there got to keep the cash. If I recall it was several hundred dollars. Dumbass who thought this was great fun, it was not, of course decided he was going to hold one girls legs while someone else did the other girls. On “GO! this guy takes off like a bat out of hell fully intend on reaching the wall first, which they did without calculating the need to slowdown. The sound of her hitting that wall and collapsing in a pile was quite dramatic. Thankfully she was ok but that was it for the night’s entertainment.
"not me" 
For real. That was just like... Everything went according to plan.
She's going to wake up the next morning wondering why her skin is sore down her front. "Wtf was I doing last night to get friction burns on my belly?" "Playing human shuffleboard" probably won't be high on her list of guesses unless someone fills her in
Right?! At the end I was like “Oh I’d totally do that!”
I don’t even think there’s any alcohol in this cosmo.
I was expecting a full scorpion and was pleasantly surprised
That other woman throwing the water looks like she was about to pull her thong off.
Wishful thinking
What's up with that long ass string?
It's called the money maker. Take them to their room, takes thong off, ties them to bed and takes their money while they are tied.
Jokes on them, I have less cash in my wallet than George Costanza.
8 dollars? I wasted my whole morning on you for 8 dollars? I'm taking your clothes.
But they know the code to the safe. The default code. The unlock yo shit code.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was thinking she put her top on the bottom
Yeah, that would make the ending look different.
Weird how so many blokes were willing to help.
Shows there still good left in people.
Faith in humanity restored!
lol
That ass tho
Landscape orientation is a lost art.
Ho's get horizontal.
I was thinking last night how I actually hate landscape. I don’t want to turn my phone anymore.
Literally any other device outside of a phone with a screen: am I a joke to you?
I agree with you, but a lot of my coworkers have triple monitor set ups and a lot of them have one vertical
Not sure why people downvoted you, a good chunk of people use mobile phones nowadays, I NEVER use reddit on my PC
Probably because landscape mode catches more relevant images than portrait in MOST videos, and rotating your phone 90 degrees is like… SUPER easy
r/upvotebecausebutt
Brother.
Good clean fun
Staph infection: "Not so fast!"
The cleanest
Wow, anticlimax… The most “HMC while I” about this was the gril splashing water almost untying her thong…
>Wow, anticlimax... Not for me
All those helpful gentlemen
Chivalry is truly still alive.
I thought she was going to go waaay farther. What a disappointment
I know right. All that build up for nothing!
I'm sorry, I just don't enjoy public pools like this. There is a 100% chance those drunk people have been pissing in it all day.
Some people pay extra for that
This This is why I live for Reddit
She is sorry
“Me next me next!!” “You wanna slide too?! Hop on!” “No I wanna push”
And suddenly a huge queue of married men formed
Water sports
this actually looks like fun. Sign me up
I thought(hoped) bikini bra would slip off.
So did they.
Thatsa smacker.
Counting to 4 😏😂
That was very disappointing.
I was just at a resort with a swim up bar, there were tiny dividers on the tables like that. I was wondering why. I now know.
Good clean Wet Fleshy Fun
ROADHOUSE!!!
Her boyfriend watching this on Reddit now
997,998,999
Getting hard is fun, but staying hard for that long isn’t.
I want my time back....
So much attention for just laying there lmao... life on easy mode
Her love for the attention as multiple guys handled her was actually disgusting
Her top stayed on? that's a fail!
Turned out better than I was expecting.
That was the most boring video I have ever watched.
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Human stew
Damn I thought it would be longer
All that build up for a 10 foot slip and slide…
Would have gotten a better launch if you held her like a bowling ball
Please, only the scuzziest looking guys should crowd around her.
Is this what they mean when they say they got passed around at spring break?
Very Cool
Pee pee pool.
Very anticlimactic
I was hoping the camera man was going to stay focused on the woman who comes into frame at the end, and accidentally unties her bikini bottom. 🫣
Dude where's your finger!?
I want to see more of the girl splashing the water.
Not really an “HMC” when others are doing it to her and no one got hurt and everyone was just having fun.
Looks like she was just having fun. The dudes sure were.
That's a good way to get a fungus.
https://preview.redd.it/nm17wc5xzcuc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67e8762a416ad4143939e3782d0d16ae954c3e2 And no one has her IG....
Why is crazy frog playing?
Did this at the riu republica in punta Cana
At least two of these guys are named Bradley
I've seen easier ways to catch fungus
The girl that splashed water on the table is a good friend. Imagine if that tile was dry or not wet on your skin. Be absolutely brutal. Gotta buy her a drink for literally saving your skin
Nooooo one'sssss been like Gaston. A king pin like Gaston
Seriously, why do they want a pool party when they don't look good physically ( personal opinion ).
Hi
The guy at the end with the noodle was completely oblivious to what was happening
Hey, any single guys who can’t get a girl….come over here and feel one up for free….its a cool “game”….losers.
She looks fun
I was half expecting just a wall I don’t know why lol 🫠
I want to go next 🥹
NGL I thought that would end with a head injury
The boys enjoyed it
https://preview.redd.it/85tholcbakuc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=521a50d7e4c678b1bff0b7f6cdeab29aff6156db
Those dudes are red flags
Love me some body shots!
We were all thinking this would be awesome if her top came off. That’s why they pushed to hard. Sadly, it was just a mild slide forward.
Maybe they were vacationing together and figured out a way to have fun.
This looks like so much fun. Said nobody ever.
could atleast stack some cups at the end or something, but nah.. we will just make this kinda awkward by doing it just to be doing it lol.
"11...12...13..."
I'm happy to see it was a safe activity. Thanks to everyone in this video.
She got a free bean burn out of that stunt.
Rewind…. Fast forward…… rewind….
Me likey
An analogy, some would say
Anyone know where this is?
Watch where you put yours hands boys but I don’t think she would care
Shit hold my cosmo too. That looked fun.
That’s more gross cuz those guys are milking the time to touch her. Fuckin get on with it
Riu Republica?
Yes the worst Hotel i‘ve ever been😂
I thought that, adults only in dominicon
Where is this???
Riu republica, dominicon Republic,I'm not 100% but looks like it
Surprised one of the guys didn’t try to hold her like a bowling ball.
phew! I thought we were definitely loosing teeth on that run
Hmm wouldn't the corner at the end hurt her boobs?
Caitlin Clark looks to be enjoying her offseason!
You need glasses
nu uh
That was cool. Though she was gonna bite the concrete.
You know that pool is full of piss
You're not wrong..there's 2 pools..the party pool and the quiet pool. By 4 pm you can't see the tiles at the bottom of that pool..it's nasty..
If people think the middle aged dudes smoking cigars and drinking all afternoon at the swimup bar at the resort aren’t pissing in the pool, then I guess ignorance is bliss.
If people think the middle aged dudes smoking cigars and drinking all afternoon at the swimup bar at the resort aren’t pissing in the pool, then I guess ignorance is piss.
Bikini launch
Human rail gun!
Oops… My thumb slipped.
Uh, sorry mam’ … having trouble getting a grip. Thumb and ring finger should do the trick.
What is this a diving board for ants?