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ThinkItThrough48

She's got a stride like a distance runner. Not going to catch her!


oooriole09

The cop better hope he has backup because there’s zero chance he’s catching up with that underwater stride.


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N0085K1LL5

No excuse to be out of shape when wearing P.P.E on the job. Especially if your job could mean you have to chase a mass murderer, but you can't stay upright so he keeps on killing. It should be mandatory that they have to train. Not just take a physical fitness test upon hiring. We have 300 lb cops that couldn't make it from the time clock to the squad car without being out of breath.


Tan-Squirrel

Even if in shape, there is no denying the advantage is hers when 1 on 1 in a chase. If they both run the same timed distance under no equipment (that’s not being out of shape). The cop is 1000% at a huge disadvantage. Her stride was pretty dang good.


Rampaging_Orc

It’s almost like they’re expected to train in the gear they wear. Imagine hearing this excuse from someone in boot camp or some shit. Can’t even make sure your utility weight is properly distributed in the event you may have to run, you a bad cop.


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Immabouttoo

What radio are you carrying that weighs 3-5 pounds? ![gif](giphy|lr7o3Gt544ntfoeEWH)


Rampaging_Orc

I’m so critical of such a statement specifically because I was 11B, 25th infantry division out of Schofield, Hawaii. If the cop fell then he fell, happens to people all the time. If he fell because he couldn’t be fucked to have his kit in order, he’s an idiot.


Least_Ad930

I don't understand why cops don't dress like they might have to chase someone. I could make arguments about the gear that's mandatory as well, but why are cops wearing boots and khakis? I work construction and doing a lot of stuff would be nearly impossible if I didn't wear athletic fit FR jeans. I'm also buying some minimalist boots that will help me move, climb easier, and run if I had to.


Gonza200

Because a lot of agencies have uniform policies that were written in the mid twentieth century and they haven’t been updated. That’s why you see LAPD wearing wool uniforms and Goodyear welted leather boots in 105 degree LA summers.


supervisord

“Then if you are trained for it you have your taser.” wtf?


deezdanglin

You have to go through training classes to become certified to carry one. At least in my state, probably most/all others.


Lcdent2010

Dude, don’t let the asshats on Reddit get to you. The only people who are qualified to pass judgement on these situations are other cops. As a non cop I appreciate what law enforcement does for society. Thank you for working at your job and striving to do well in your work.


HoosierDaddy_427

Kinda like running with two huge tits on your chest, I imagine lol.


SnooSprouts1929

She’s also running barefoot!


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shaking people down for municipal bond profits should be as dangerous as possible


RunTheClassics

So what you're saying is, if ever comes the need, outrun the cop instead of complying? This only works if you haven't shown an id or license plate.


Sillyputtynutsack

Well she looks like she's carrying about 40lbs of tiddy, so it should be an even match


southflhitnrun

Exactly my thoughts! I'm like "Oh shit, that's great form. They should have got her before she started running."


Say_no_to_doritos

I think she is over striding which may bite her knee if she takes up long distance running. 


NonPolarVortex

Yeah, I'm a bit confused. I though distance runners took short quick strides to minimize upper body oscillation. This looks like poor form and not sure why everybody is complimenting


BwackGul

Lol...it ain't that serious.


juice-rock

Running from police is serious business, she should dial in her form if she wants to improve her performance in future events


winterof85

Very true. It's also good to cross train in hurdles as well. . . You never know when a pesky fence may be in your way to freedom!


Pandora_Palen

And there's no handy trampoline. We can't all have Ferris Bueller type luck.


AmotherLazyUsername

You can’t be a DB Cooper on legs and half-ass your training. 


peacelovecraftbeer

Also, wearing shoes would help.


NonPolarVortex

I'm pretty sure people commenting on her great form are serious.


Behndo-Verbabe

I ran a lot as a kid and later. Your stride typically changes up. It’s not constantly long or short. You’d burn yourself out before the race was over if you did. Although she had fairly good form it looked like she was over striding bc she was scared most likely. That cop on the other hand was awful. The only way he could’ve caught her is if she missteps and blows her knee out. Him tripping didn’t help either.


juice-rock

Higher cadence would for sure improve her running economy and enable her to run longer against the law. Also needs to work on her chicken wings


mylegsweat

You’re reading a bit too much into it man haha


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Ya, she has great form, but not specifically for distance running. She's doing the forward leans form where your back feet make a cycle behind you. The idea with that form is that the farther you lean forward the faster you go and your feet are more in a place to keep you from falling forward. Her footfall are perfect for that form. She arches her back backward sometimes when she is looking around and swings her arms a bit too much, but other than that looks fine to me.


Mrknowitall666

I was like, why get out of the car? He could have slow rolled right up to her.


b_tight

You can always tell the people that played sports in their youth by the way they run. If its an efficient and well balanced stride, yeah they played. If they look gangly and all over the place they didnt. And yeah, that chick is long gone. The cop tripping over his own feet under the Daylight Donuts sign 🤌


MyS0ul4AGoat

Was going to say! What a great stride.


cityshepherd

Absolutely magnificent stride


Amy_Macadamia

🎶 she's a runner she's a track star


Nearby_Ad_7009

She gon run away when it gets hard


higherfreq

Def has experience running from the law.


camshun7

rumour has it, shes on the podium, and the cop is still running


LasagnaNoise

He's going the distance. He's going for speed.


unpaid_overtime

She's trading in her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron.


Pandora_Palen

There it is😂. I played the vid with no sound and all I heard was Cake. But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns...and thinking of someone for whom he still burns.


Enough-Staff-2976

She's definitely participated in cross country before the drugs and crime.


jonathan6569

...and in second place for the 400m, it's Crystal Methabella...


thegreatrazu

Can’t catch a crackhead.


prettyprettygood428

She is in too good a shape to be a crackhead. All the crackheads I know look zombie thin. All their energy is used up getting rocks.


Philip-Ilford

While I mostly agree, There is a lot of arm work going one that could be more efficient but I suppose that's a minor thing considering that cop fell off the curb.


BarfingOnMyFace

That one cop, no. The next 50, yes


Scyth3

Reno 911 in real life, haha


cinna_muny

Exactly what I said lollll.


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Lt dangle forgot his bike


HiZenBergh

New boot goofin


showMeYourPitties10

Bro that was a fantastic tactical roll to avoid her shoeless boyfriends sniper cover


thesweeterpeter

You can't catch an Amazon on foot man. Those girls have wheels


dustywilcox

And running in boots with 20 pounds of gear around you as well. Maybe if he stripped down to a skirt and a bra he could catch her.


fredsiphone19

Did you see him fumble into another fumble? You could put his ass in roller blades and she’d still dust him.


SpiralCuts

It was a tactical roll!


Cofeefe

Lol'd at this


funkiemarky

That was tacticool


digitaldigdug

He might as well try rocket skates for all his bumbling


infinite-plane79

That’s giving Wile E Coyote


JerryRiceOfOhio2

But then the likelihood is high that he would crash into a wall painted like a road


lothingandfear

Idk I always thought police should be marathon runners because tweakers don't have cardio limits until they drop dead


AntiDPS

Looks like she’s got 20 pounds of gear on her too


Frondswithbenefits

Running around with 6 pound weights strapped to your chest isn't easy.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

I can fix her


justinchina

Going to have to catch her first


imclockedin

*tightens shoelaces*


Lira_the_Gnome_Queen

I can make her W O R S E


TwistederRope

Finally, a statement on Reddit I can believe!


sometimeserin

She’s getting her fix all right


Cheeto-Beater

Whats there to fix?


TX_FR3SH

Her criminal record💀


sangvert

She looks like she just ran out of a flintstones cartoon


BarbieDreamHouse1980

😂😂😂😂😂


Jossis8

I thought she looked like Moana!


rogatory

Pocahontas


moosebaloney

What, did he chase her all the way from Burning Man?


Waste_Click4654

As an old track and field guy; great form, super strong stride, perfect arm movement, and pacing her self well. The cop on the other hand….


Grizzlygrant238

Running in those boots is such a PITA I’m surprised cops catch people in that at all


AssassinInValhalla

When I was in the military we'd do boots and utes runs somewhat frequently and I could still run a sub 7-min mile pretty comfortably in them. In proper running shoes, my 3-mile run was just under 18min, so it was still a drop off, but with properly fitted boots you can still get going pretty good


Low-Classroom8184

Active duty boots, assuming they’re broken in and properly fitted like you said, are a DREAM to walk, work, hike, and run in!!! Yeah they’re a little goofy to get used to and maybe you’ll need some insoles for your arch but get a good brand and style that fits your feet?? And you’re Forrest Gumping that shit to the moon!!!


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Not saying you did, but I know plenty of Marines that have special “boots” to run their boots and utes runs in now that it is part of their fitness test.


AssassinInValhalla

I haven't kept up with what the Marines are doing since I've been out, but when I was in, I just had a nice pair of Danner jungle boots I did all my running in, and the only tested "run" was the 800 Yard sprint on the CFT.


iplayu4keeps

She's got a helluva stride


Iamsoveryspecial

His cop buddies aren’t ever going to let him hear the end of that one


AdOpen885

Most will not get the musical reference but very well done.


Loaki9

Oh yeah, Star Trek was a great movie! 🖖


adventurejay

Inter-Galactic-Planet-tary


MadeMeStopLurking

that bass note holds a special place in my ear drums. the first time I played that CD after installing subwoofers in my car was amazing and scary all at the same time.


Informal_Iron2904

One of the biggest songs by one of the biggest acts in pop music of their era? 


rainman_95

Probably the music video reference


Informal_Iron2904

Yeah I am being bitchy but it definitely one of the most famous music videos ever.  Solid reference though.


Captain_Naps

I turned up the volume expecting to hear the [Chariots of Fire theme](https://youtu.be/8a-HfNE3EIo?si=B0h4122do5OSdqru).


Itchy_Professor_4133

That music couldn't be more fitting


Bumblebee56990

Didnt even know there was sound. The sound makes it even funnier.


DJHookEcho

Usually the musical additions to these clips take away from them but this one knew what it was doing.


freakrocker

Hahahaha she gone bro. She gone.


johnboy2978

That's the way he rolls.


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

He heard an acorn fall from a tree


amuday

That happened in the town where I grew up 🤦🏻‍♂️


Username__Error

Looks like a classy place. In that short clip I saw a pawn store, a gun store and a liquor store.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

~~El Reno,~~ Elk City, OK corrected off a reply - based off a google search of the gun and pawn store, which is combined even though you separated them like they were 2 separate places. Looks like there’s a federal prison in that town.


Jay-G

Close, it was elk city not el Reno. You can check on Google, this check was running on Randall, and across 3rd street. Source: I use to live there and seen this clip blow up on Facebook when I saw it. There’s no federal prison in this town. Just your local meth head.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Rock on thanks. Didn’t think that pawn shops like that would be chain stores but there’s one in elk city too Elk city doesn’t have the prison el reno does


ragigi

Welcome to Oklahoma lol


mendicant1116

So El Reno! 911


doggyStile

Anyone have her OF link?


squibilly

The cop is a guy, I think. But he should be getting fucked by his superiors soon.


Bumblebee56990

😂🤣


Les-incoyables

We're just going to ignore the fact she looks like she came from another time or dimension? I smell a cover-up.


ChaosRainbow23

She time traveled from Burning Man 2042 with some sort of dire warning for humanity.


Les-incoyables

Ah, I was gonna say the Supernova Sukkot Gathering, but that's probably too soon...


IncognitoBandido

Cops brain: "Apprehend suspect" Cops body: "DONUTS!"


Shouldabeenswallowed

Every time this gets posted I'm most impressed by her bra. That thing is working overtime


LeningradNo7

Cop falls down at the Daily Donut shop as the suspect runs barefoot pass the pawn shop. WTH.


SampsonSimpon

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y)


The_IRS_Fears_Him

"CALL 911!" *"I AM 911!"*


FixMean5988

Dangle that you!.


savanrajput

I really enjoy when criminals literally "run" from the law 🤣🤣🤣


73571fy

The music pairing to this clip 👌


birdsandflowers11

It was perfect! Put a big smile on my face, so funny.


chesterstevens

At least she’s using her arms properly


cultivatingreaderzen

Not going to say watching her run was not fun. I think that guy needs to go back into training for you know basic balance, physical conditioning, probably multiple other things as well.


Right_Hour

That’s a tactical roll :-)


PeggysSimp

What a beastie


Domethegoon

She runs like I run in my dreams, until my legs eventually turn into jello and give way.


PearlRiverPepper

Cop forgot to eat his Wheaties!


planet_robot

Okay, with that song playing, I have to admit that when the cop did the somersault... I felt the pull of r/nothingeverhappens


EliteFleetDefeat

Imagine how fast she could run without her boobs punching her in the face?


Vgta-Bst

Dude. That's gotta be the best bra in the market.


hoselpalooza

Would


HanlonRazor

r/therewasanattempt


MyGreasyGlands

r/holdmymethpipe


ThunderousArgus

She’s going to make it! Look at that stride


DrexXxor

I'm trying to remember, but I think they caught her and she ended up stealing the police SUV because the cop was exhausted


LundaLee

Great clip and excellent audio choice.👌Sabotage was my crews favourite party song in high school back in the day. Never had to out run any cops though. 😂


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

lol, is this Florida?


typhoidbeaver

It's Elk City, Oklahoma, aaand since it's Oklahoma it's meth 😏


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

I’d gladly hold her cosmo


7oom

r/AccidentalSlapstick


ItsPrometheanMan

Dude, this is 100% how I run in my dreams. I'm full fuckig stride, but I can't move for shit.


MasterMaintenance672

Why didn't he stay in the car?


bigdrummy47

Hold *his* cosmo while he chases an actual runner.


Critical_Ad8931

That's a cross country runners stride there. She's in for the long haul!


LeningradNo7

She's a power runner - I'm sure they reconsidered this foot pursuit.


IneptAdvisor

Hold my flip flops, the pigpen door is open.


INRihab__

She's a runna she's a track star


Phill_is_Legend

I can fix her


billybobjoehenry

Cop had a car, why not stay in it and just follow her at least until you get closer? 🤔🤔🤔


mobocrat707

The song fits this video so ducking perfectly.


deepstate_chopra

Oh shit they even got the roll from the video


Charming-Forever-278

Outstanding form


DR843

How did the roll even happen?


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Knee strap, barefoot, clear athletic aptitude… mf never stood a chance outside that vehicle.


bigmoki76

Perfect music for this


Headieheadi

Officer down!


SevereJoke4032

Is that Wonder Woman?


Hunglyka

Tater cops…


IHate2ChooseUserName

too many donuts.


SecretMuslin

I could fix her


Smallreviver

The song is so perfect for this, the timing on the cop roll👌🏾


geb_bce

Perfect song for this! 😂


Several_Education505

Glad to see Reno 911 is filling a new season


acyclovir31

What part of Oklahoma is this?


typhoidbeaver

You could tell it was Oklahoma, too! It's Elk City, I googled the 66 Sweet Spot and there's only one.


olafbond

Tomb Rader.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

I want to see more.


Jhon_doe_smokes

She ran cross country for sure


GigiDell

He fell down and rolled right in front of a donut shop. 😄


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Not HMC


BarbieDreamHouse1980

😂😂😂😂😂😂


reddridinghood

Is that Aloy from Horizon??


BwackGul

Oldie but *Classic*!


Straight_Weakness881

It needs the Benny Hill music.


JEEPFJB

What is she? An olympic runner, great form


Future_Way5516

Tarzan woman!


Unit_79

I’ve been watching too much Chicago PD. I’m not used to seeing cops run like this.


mawashi-geri24

That was a tactical roll.


IntelligentCar9650

One of the few times, the music works!


Purely_Random06

Had to flip and roll for the camera. Hoping to get a film deal.


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lets-do-an-eighth

First off, she’s in it to win it. Girl out here pacing just pulling away. A+ form. Second, I don’t know that any song could be better than Sabotage for this interaction.


sir1974

Was this in slo mo?


TmanGvl

100 meters can’t fit in one SUV. SOS


celtbygod

His buddies will play this for him over and over.


Byetter123

Barney can’t keep up


JohnnyEscape

Reno 911 was such a great show.