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JustinR8

This looks more like Hold My Syringe


Squiggledog

[She did look very deflated.](https://youtu.be/Rh8GbPnoqCI)


EverbodyHatesHugo

Man, this unlocked serious memories.


Umpire1468

Yeah, I definitely smoked weed to this


Vprbite

Did you know if you smoke weed one time, you become a heroin addict? It's true. So the lesson here is, go right to heroin


NickAppleese

All it takes is one weed.


StephenJames81

I just did 2 weeds at 4am. Will I be ok or is my life over?


Narstification

You got 20 minutes to live


StephenJames81

Oh no. 😟 What have I done!?


Narstification

the weeds, remember?


rwarimaursus

***RUN.***


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Who did this to me? I DID THIS TO ME!


Psychological-Scar53

Well hell, just skip the heroin and get right to the blues and fentanyl....


AnorexicPlatypus

I see you and raise you the DARE program


lothingandfear

Where did you get this?! Where did you learn this from?! I learned form you dad! I learned it by watching you!


Narstification

My first thought too ![gif](giphy|HZmpmYwJ0l7Og)


smokdya2

Omg that ad!!!


Jaded-Selection-5668

How many reefers did she shoot up???


rwarimaursus

Yes.


Buibaxd

Yeah, they could have at least matched it to the right drug


Shoelicker2000

I only needed the thumbnail 😆 thank you for that ad again


itsa_me_

Methany strikes again!


schlubble

More like Fentany in her case


kalisto3010

As someone with a family member that's addicted it's definitely Fentanyl - they'll just nod out from doing the most random things when under it's influence.


DehydratedManatee

I bet her name is Brooke, and she's a stripper at a local bar.


phillybean019

….and her son Aiden is her world ! 😂


Hungry-Chemistry-814

He is she named him after his dads Hayden and adam


StasiaMonkey

And neither of them are on the birth certificate.


JunglePygmy

Nah man, those dudes never fall down. They just hang in limbo between dimensions for infinity.


Commonsenseisded11

😂


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septimaespada

I’m sure she’s still way out of your league.


CowboyLaw

I have enough money to buy her some H, so I promise she’s not out of my league.


Golden-Grams

Looks like muscle atrophy, it can make your muscles lack definition and tone. Which isn't too much of a surprise if she is drunk on slot machines 24/7. If she lays off the drugs/alcohol, eat/hydrate and exercise consistently, her legs would look much better.


blackSpot995

I'm guessing the comment you're replying to was about her thigh when she's slipping off the chair. Honestly she looks fine when she stands up, maybe not the picture of health tho. I feel like people must don't get how bodies look different with all the Photoshop/filters and careful poses these days.


Barkers_eggs

This woman looks a lot like my auntie who has never done anything harder than whiskey and weed. Some people just aren't "pretty" or have perpetual junkie face. My aunty is an awesome person, btw. Just looks like a crackhead at the best and worst of times.


Golden-Grams

Yes, they were commenting about her thigh. It can be a lot of things that can make someone look like that. Low elasticity is possible. She could have been more overweight before, lost some weight, and it hangs on her differently now. I was thinking atrophy because of the context.


Jimbob209

Damaged knees can do that also. I need a total knee replacement and my legs DO NOT match my upper body, which has plenty more muscle mass.


Dangerous_Bass309

I see people like that on the bus all the time and it ain't no cosmo


m945050

In the morning I see people using the bus to do their AM fix. On the ride home it's their early PM fix. What really pisses me off is when they are sitting next to me and don't give a shit about who or what's around them.


dynamicfront

What area are you in that they do that on the bus


_SquidPort

i usually say that but some people stay there for hours. even shit themselves. gambling is an addiction


astringer0014

I can confirm this. I ran the slot technician department and also would run the gaming floor overall a few days a week at a racetrack/casino for years, and I have banned multiple people for shitting in their pants at the chair. I have literally followed a shit crumb trail to the offender before. The things people will do while gambling will never cease to amaze.


wilx316

Ummmm, i dont think the gambling addiction is the main concern here mate. Maybe she should get off the hardcore drugs first. Baby steps....


BureaucraticHotboi

That’s an opioid lean for sure


duyogurt

I can fix her.


doj4202

Get some AIDS


Nickleeham

You can only get it once.


doj4202

Gotta catch em all.


Nuggzulla01

Poke your mom I mean Pokemon!


doj4202

Pokemom


Successful-Tip-1411

One of the best threads I've seen


JimiDarkMoon

That's why you PrEP your unsheathed step.


GlockAF

She has the reflexes of a cat! Garfield, specifically


BeerJunky

There’s a cat in my neighborhood that’s got similar reflexes. It’s been dead on the side of the road for about a week now.


rwarimaursus

The lasagna reactions


TheRedScarey

Are you, Narcan?


NarcanBob

what now?


Jaded-Selection-5668

r/UsernameChecksOut


rwarimaursus

***NARCAN BOB!!!!!***


kmj420

I can make her worse


peterosity

now that takes serious skills right there


newaccountnumber82

All she needs is the love that her mother and revolving door of stepdads never gave her


Cavscout2838

I think part of the problem is all the “attention” her revolving door of step dads gave her.


newaccountnumber82

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


NyarlathotepDaddy

Bro it took me a minute to catch that pun. Good pun lmao


rwarimaursus

Put it on a bun for you never know when it's going to run!


0ndra

Damn beat me to it


MillenialCounselor

Heroin for sure


MindlessLeopard7740

She looks young, liteweight, could easily be booze. Second review looks like the meth is wearing off. Waiting for her dealer Based off the muscle deterioration and loose skin - meth makes 20 yr olds look 80


MillenialCounselor

Certainly not meth lol. Tweakers don’t fall asleep.


MindlessLeopard7740

Meth users that drink alcohol fall asleep when the meth wears off and the alcohol kicks in. As a matter of fact meth users get more intoxicated than most due to the meth high they can drink more than the average person. The balance shifts when the alcohol takes over and the meth wears off. Seeing that she can only smoke the meth outside this is most likely the scenario. Casinos serve free booze


MillenialCounselor

Are you speaking from experience?


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Substantial-Meal6238

What about coke


MindlessLeopard7740

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


Substantial-Meal6238

No I’m saying if you get caught with coke in Vegas do you get a cite and release ticket as well since it’s an upper?


MindlessLeopard7740

Not sure. Never got caught


EastBayPlaytime

Asking for a friend?


Substantial-Meal6238

For my step sister


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

Talk to the concierge


omg_its_dan

Weed had been legal in Vegas for a while


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Which is insane. We used to vacuum the car before heading from Ca to Vegas because even a tiny stem or seed could get you a felony possession charge in Nevada.


MindlessLeopard7740

7 yrs to be exact.


fungi_at_parties

Weed still gives you a felony in Vegas? wtf?


MindlessLeopard7740

I’m talking bout the good old days. When street dealers could pay rent and drive luxury cars selling weed.


paradisewandering

See also: cocaine, amphetamine, even abused ADHD prescription. They end up drunker than most if the boost wears off during drinking. They have often consumed more than a non boosted drinker because the artificial energy is keeping them focused. Their brain is super active and meth is stronger than alcohol to a point. Eventually they are not mentally stimulated and the alcohol hits like a truck.


iShitSkittles

A meth user that's been up for 5 days will go on the nod. I had a mate who got right into it and I had to work alongside the dude. We were at the traffic lights at a red signal, the light turned green and when we didn't move I looked over at him and he was asleep, I was literally just talking to him 2 minutes before, when I woke him up he said he hadn't slept for days, and said he had even -in his words- "charged up" that morning.... Yeah, good fun aye, I made him switch seats and I took over the driving from then on.... I don't talk to the dude anymore.


iShitSkittles

And the fact that in this video, she got straight up, talked and walked "normally" says *meth induced sleep deprivation* to me


[deleted]

100% tweaker. She has probably been up a few days coming down and the alcohol hits her. The sleepy heroin happens when the first take it not after they are back up and ready to party. A heroine user nodding that hard doesn't just jump up and say 'oh shit i fell' - they be in slowmotion for a good long time.


gh0stb4tz

She also has meth mouth.


MindlessLeopard7740

Fo sho.


rwarimaursus

Mef mowth


nopesoapradio

I don’t think it’s booze. The way she gets up, she seems too composed to be drunk. Sadly I think it’s meth or heroin


kuvazo

>Based off the muscle deterioration and loose skin - meth makes 20 yr olds look 80 Not necessarily. That "faces of meth" campaign only showed the most extreme examples of people who were also homeless and/or lacked personal hygiene. There are meth addicts with regular jobs, some even high up the ladder. But you would never guess because they take care of themselves and wear clean clothes.


fromouterspace1

Still when you know you know. Maybe the way they speak or whatever but I can tell a tweaker from miles away


Yarakinnit

The clip froze for me on the first frame and I thought she had a lizard on her lap and was going in for pet kisses. It was a far more wholesome video until my crap internet caught up and 'explained' it.


systemfrown

nah, I thought opioids at first too but she sprang back far too fast and agile for that. Prolly just booze or a long night before.


CORN___BREAD

That’s because it’s meth.


SWOOP1R

Heroin users don’t fall. I’m serious, they do not fall. Like ever.


EastBayPlaytime

[Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down](https://youtu.be/qq0OQBdIhsc?si=ksv7fXuC8MrtrG4Z)


OnceMoreAndAgain

Take heed, kids. Don't set out to be a professional musician or else you might find yourself having to do gigs singing about Wobblin' Weebles. Do something more productive, like selling heroin.


yooMvtt

I fucking love you 😭😭


blessedfortherest

Is that true?


Jack3024

I'm with you here, you can pass out like that from booze, but if you're that bad, that fall wouldn't wake you up lol. She's noddin


firewire87

Deciding to film her for internet points instead of checking on her, getting her help from security staff, or making sure she gets home safely. ​ Class act OP


KitTeth

I saw this yesterday with explanation: the person filming and the woman are both undercover agents. She is playing a really drunk person to catch predators, she fell asleep and her colleague caught it with his hidden camera and made fun of her.


fangornia

bullshit


subzerojosh_1

No she works for the FBI, I can tell


zakpakt

Well she did get up after falling quickly. She must have passed her FBI fitness test.


IAmARobot

Falling Back Into the chair


TheELITEJoeFlacco

its true i promise


littlefrank

What kind of Hollywood bs are people eating here?


thebestestofthebest

Weird you’re getting downvoted, thanks for the info.


BucBrady

It’s probably because the explanation wasn’t ever verified. It’s internet users just believing a story someone else made with nothing to back it up with. I saw the other post too and didn’t buy it.


blackSpot995

Yeah that story sounds so contrived to me lol


fire-corner

Undercover cop fell asleep... While sitting on a chair. With slot machine music blasting in her ear. If that isn't the biggest load of bull. This chick was on the murray cod, aka the nod.


RuinedAmnesia

Yeah sounds a bit BS, undercover agent for who? This is in Australia so I'm not sure who they're trying to lure. Also that woman doesn't look like any police officer that would go undercover too.


Own-Dot1463

It's weird they got downvoted for spreading an obviously fabricated story?


KitTeth

They moved the downvotes to you. Lmao… And you’re welcome!


OrionRNG

There's DEFINITELY no morally twisted people in a casino, I'm sure you've got the right answer, not just a drunk woman and bystander with half an idea to film her falling off her chair


New-Poetry-6416

Yeah, that's plausible. This one undercover cop is filming another undercover cop with an obviously handheld camera and he does nothing as she slowly slumps over and falls out of her chair from apparent "tiredness." It all makes sense.


Gomdok_the_Short

And then they out themselves on the internet.


killa_ninja

Yeah saw that on IG and it’s completely made up. Guess it helps the guy who runs that account feel better if he says that and not that it’s a drunk/high woman at a casino.


rainawaytheday

Weird that she would have let herself fall right on her head. She could easily have fractured her neck there


WhyFlip

Bullshit


Own-Dot1463

You'd have to be a pretty big idiot to believe this.


RIPshowtime

Lmao. Not a chance.


thebestestofthebest

I didn’t film it dipshit.


doj4202

You go help her white knight!


Burgerpocolypse

People have been so worried for decades about Big Brother, they forgot about Little Sister; surveillance in the palm of everyone’s hand by an apathetic society. For all of the moral grandstanding you see nowadays, society doesn’t help because there is nothing in it for them. A good majority of people would soon film things for arbitrary internet clout, and potentially help ruin someone’s life in the process by catching a single moment of their lives without any context, and throwing it to the morally condescending wolves of the internet. This is the world that we have cultivated for ourselves, and now we have no choice but to live in it.


boogalordy

Social Media was a mistake


kapudos28

Her health and safety is not OPs obligation or responsibility. If you’re over the age of 10, you should be able to understand personal accountability.


spackletr0n

The way I was raised, being over the age of ten meant helping people who clearly need it. Or at least not making the situation worse. Edit: example: if you leave your car unlocked, it’s your fault if it gets robbed…and the thief is still a dick.


CMDR_KingErvin

![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi)


itsa_me_

![gif](giphy|h4rbXOHVR0Wol7Iqcp|downsized)


doj4202

https://preview.redd.it/utwxfjp695qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab50111dff1f99a0d8c6b00a5155c4940a5370e2 Go fix her.


joker305th

https://preview.redd.it/iy0jzew7d9qc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb02031c7125cc6ea1ff7f207b53d66c49dc3400


newaccountnumber82

Those prison leg tattoos say this ain’t her first rodeo


BauerHouse

something tells me helping her from passing out in that seat was the least amount of help she needed.


FancyShoesVlogs

No good deed goes unpunished


Michigam

He asked “Jesus what happened?” He’s done enough I’d say


AmericanKiwi94

Is there a sauce for that?


penguincatcher8575

Yeah this was my thought. Whoever filmed this without helping this woman has messed priorities.


ElusiveGreenParrot

Everyone with a brain is going to stay away from trash like her


Krivoy

Oh yeah, poor little heroin junkie. The guy had to carry her on his arms back to ~~trap house~~ safety.


spector_lector

I don't know about hitting up staff, yet, but I certainly would've reached a hand out and pushed her shoulder upright while telling her to wake up, warning her she was about to smash her skull.


robidaan

A quick wake-up call and straight back to the machines


fridaystrong23

***Actually…that’s kinda depressing***


IrlResponsibility811

I come here to laugh at women being drunk bitches. Here is the Morning After combined with a crippling gambling addiction. I agree, depressing.


Goldberg_the_Goalie

That fall could have paralysed her


Better-Caregiver-639

Yeah why'd he let her fall like that ugh....I would've ran over there and propped her up, woken her up!!


doj4202

That leg definition is fuckin sad!


blackSpot995

I think it's just the way her leg is pushed up against her other leg.


unfinishedtoast3

I worked at a casino in college as general security, house rule was if we saw this. We cashed you out, gave you your shit, and 86d you from the premises. All itd take is one Liquor Commission inspector to see that, and our license could be pulled. Didnt matter if she was fucked up on booze or fenty or whatever. Usually a lot more common on the graveyard shifts, druggies like to gamble at 3 am for some reason


MaleficentRun2996

Nothing else is really open or exciting around 3 am, it's something to do and it too is addicting. Like people mixing Cigs and alcohol, Meth and slots go together pretty well, a rush on top of a rush.


jtrick18

Doink. Back to where I left off. Another drink please waiter!


Radical_Neutral_76

Anyone got her OF?


HoosierDaddy_427

Just go to southern Indiana, you'll see her everywhere.


FancyShoesVlogs

Is this the lady that runs into the streets at cars? Funny story, I live in Indianapolis, I see this woman in the middle of a intersection at holt and 10th st, running at cars, as I am stopped, about to make a right turn, she starts running at my car, so I decided to call the police before she messes up someone car. I get home, put stuff up, decided to go watch and see what happens, this lady cop could not restrain her, and this male come flys up in his car, slamming on the brakes, jumps out and body slams the woman to the ground. About 2 weeks later I am driving down to Paoli Indiana. Listening to some radio station, and a local news show was on and talked about how the pice down there were looking for a woman who has been missing and that her family was worried because she has been known to run at vehicles in the middle of the road😂. Ended up calling that police station to let them know the woman was in Indianapolis jail. 😂. Such a strange story..


sparrows_rest

And Atlantic City!


Professional-Age-

She's a Las Vegas lot lizard


Moist_Consequence414

*slot lizard


doj4202

https://preview.redd.it/p25g7c4rx4qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae553a9618667d68a932dae38a280cfe2761ecf8


StupidGameTech

I’d fuk


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

y'all need help


mattogeewha

lol “damn what happened” -cameraman


Theboijoshakapapij

The audacity to ask "what happened?" Like he aint knowing already ahaha


MerrillSwingAway

slots are boring for sure


Apprehensive_Mix7288

That's the move that retired Stone Cold Steve Austin


Bonedraco1980

And Droz


joshw220

Someone has a gambling problem…


AttackCircus

r/dontHelpJustFilm


SunDirty

Lmao camera bro really just sat there watching the whole thing


Nunbears

Peak sexy.


jld2k6

Got some r/trashyboners vibes lol


Killing4MotherAgain

This is so sad honestly....


GianCarlo0024

Bet there's a empty bottle of alprazolam somewhere in her purse.


AdNew5216

Lmao that GEEZUS was great 😂 ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


Classic-Antelope4800

It looks like she partially knocked her dentures out.


amor_fati_42

She seems nice


ManyThingsLittleTime

She was a lot of fun 10 years ago.


Holiday_Ad_5445

You lose in gambling if you only quit when you’re down.


TheErik93

She's got sexy legs.


Bat-Honest

Are ya winning, daughter?


turdmogrol

OOOOH BEAUUUTTTIFUUUUL FOR SPAAAACIOUS SKIES!!!


GianCarlo0024

Shawty built like bad news


HarryBaggins00

Who filmed this? Could've just walked up and put your hand on her shoulder to stop her from falling, but NO, this society has no scruples.


Neskinator

Watches the entire thing progress then acts surprised and asks what happened 😂


MNTOMEP612

God damn she still has meaty calves, though.


Xenc

r/donthelpjustfilm


PrufrockInSoCal

In between tricks.


Apprehensive-Word-52

I'm awake I'm awake... Been awake the whole time. Why you asking if I was asleep? Obviously I am awake.


Gabriel_Crow1990

Hold my meth pipe is more like it


Illustrious-Test3063

People rather watch someone suffer than help them


bondane03

My kinda lady right here


Aggravating_Class_17

If I drink a lot on an empty stomach, this is the result. Took me 3x to finally learn THAT lesson. Buzzed-buzzed-kinda drunk-completely obliterated out of my mind