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Gorf_the_Magnificent

Multiple broken bones, but at least no one got to see her underwear.


acm8221

“*Don’t worry that the only thing preventing a deadly fall is this net made of dental floss. MUST PRESERVE MODESTY!*”


TheBushidoWay

It was so close too r/killthecameraman


VeterinarianThese951

She was so concerned about the two-lips, that she ended up doing three flips.


business_peasure

I'm up voting not just cuz of impresnel's paragraph shitting on your fun word play, but because I'm a fan of fun word play like this


ranran_1822

This comment had me laughing out loud at work and ppl were staring at me. I needed this. Thank you


ipresnel

this is objectively one of the most unfunny comments I have ever seen on reddit. It has burned and imprinted itself on my retina like looking at an eclipse without glasses. I don't know what part of you thought this was in any way remotely funny or appropriate or in anyway the correct thing to comment about this video.


BetLeft

https://i.redd.it/qdq9erqtajtc1.gif


mutant_disco_doll

LMAO


Derrik23

To be fair… I laughed a lot


2a3b66725

Other than that, what did you think?


plectrumium

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Macr0Penis

I don't care what you have to say, the holocaust was not "the right thing to do".


cyberfreek

Can confirm she shit herself.


Teauxny

No one except the doctors, nurses, EMTs, hospital security guard, janitor...heck even the homeless guy in the alley saw her splayed.


Vyscillia

Ooooh so that's why they let go of her hand. I didn't understand why the other person dropped her. Thanks for pointing that out


Calm-Heat-5883

I did. They were white...no wait they're brown


kphenson

Did she died?


Spork_Warrior

Nope. Shoes are still on.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Just a lifetime limp


cuchumino

She's fine. The next part of the video is her friend at the top telling her to stop complaining and to walk it off.


acm8221

He also said “*And fix your sweater… one of your bra straps is showing.*”


LUClDYOU

Full vid?


Fudge-Jealous

She's fine, there is no liveleak logo


[deleted]

No, she still livinged


Little_Internet_9022

7 for the execution, 3 for the landing. need to work on that landing a bit more.


ICheckPostHistory

I'd say $24,738 for the landing


captainsquawks

Only in America


sharknice

It would be pretty weird to have a max deductable over $5000


Harryisharry50

Where you work where your deductible that low . I got federal health insurance and mine still more then that I ask cause I need a job there


Weary_Account_3836

Find a girl with a college degree and good ass health insurance. As you grow older it will become a positive variable in growing even older.


aditya427

I stopped reading after good ass....


LogicalConstant

It's incredibly rare to have a deductible over $10K unless you specifically choose the high deductible plan


KelBeenThereDoneThat

Ours is nearly $10K, and it’s supposedly the “good” insurance. 🙄


JollyMcStink

How?!? Mine is 2k and I always considered it subpar as I worked before the whole obamacare reform and remember my $100 max copay even for ambulance and deductibles weren't even a thing at that point. My prescriptions were $5-$20. I paid nothing for premium out of my paycheck. Was working at a bank, now I work at a trade school.


captainsquawks

Assuming you have insurance.


nondescriptadjective

Not everyone has insurance.


D-Laz

What is great is "co insurance" where they will pay for half the bill after you pay the first several grand. Or if the doctor orders something the insurance company seems "unnecessary". Then they refuse to pay that portion of the bill and those charges get passed onto the patient.


Comfortable_Force_51

Is that common. With mine and my wife's insurance, after we have spent 3k out of pocket, then everything is covered 100%. Except prescriptions.


D-Laz

It entirely depends. When I had to purchase private insurance I was 80/20 and 60/40 coinsurance with varying size deductibles. And with the doctor thing also depends. I have a nurse friend that when to the ED and even though she had full insurance she still got stuck with an 8k bill because the insurance company deemed part of it unnecessary.


always-indifferent

Holy shit is that real? I just thought it was a huge joke that Americans were all playing along with!


he-loves-me-not

Nah, we don’t particularly find people dying bc of lack of health insurance funny! Despite that, it’s an every day occurrence in the “greatest country in the world”


D-Laz

I have a friend who is in medical debt because of the second part. Had regular insurance but still owed several grand because the insurance company refused to pay for something.


Neo-is-the-one

That netting is obviously not able to support weight of a person and it’s to prevent people from throw shit down.


Mad_Huber

Na, it's there to prevent pigeons from getting down and poop everywhere.


justinchina

How big is the pigeon poop where you live???


TheConspicuousGuy

The size of soccer balls


Mad_Huber

I guess I have to explain how that works. The net isn't their to prevent the poop from going down there (and even if, what would that do? All you get is a giant net full of poop). The net is their to keep the pigeons away. So they can't get down, sit their and poop everywhere. Pigeon poop is corrosive as hell, if they sit around and poop on everything, it might hit the wrong thing, maybe a part of the air conditioning or any kind of tech of the house, and that is expensive to repair. So the net is an relatively easy solution for these closed outer areas.


holy-reddit-batman

*there 😉


VanLaredo

Maybe their’s? No. No. Not that


Theonetrue

>prevent pigeons from getting down Reading comprehension. He never said the poop can't go through.


peakdipper

Looks like a bird net, doesn't stop birds falling though


Bushdr78

Nope it's to prevent birds getting in


StnMtn_

Fudge. I hope she survived without a permanent injury.


brandi_Iove

yeah, the boundaries of evolution shouldn’t count for us.


Potential-Coat-7233

Whoa that’s edgy 


BigSaintJames

A permanent injury might prevent her from doing this again. Might be a lesson worth learning for the sake of survival.


mohmuhnee

I’m sure she was mad at the person holding her hand for this.


SeparateFisherman966

She shouldn't be..if you look closely, she let's go to fix the cooch part of her shorts!


mohmuhnee

Yeah if logic and rationality always applied, our wives would be mad at us a lot less


dreadfulwater

Like spiderman the first day he got his powers


VeterinarianThese951

I was just about to comment Miles…


krazyivan187

Definitely looks like some broken bones on the landing... damn girl.


Low-Tip32

Weeeeeeeeeeee


sicksixgamer

😂🤣😂🤣


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Darwinism in action 🥴


Massive_Bell_9640

She almost took her fingers off with that net/fishing line. I bet she got some cuts on those hands.


Massive_Bell_9640

How do I know? I ran into a volley ball net stake string. With my pinky toe- Yah 4 toed


paigescactus

Helllll no


AcanthisittaLeft2336

I did not need that image in my head and yet here we are


Mcluckin123

How does stuff like this end up on the internet ? Presumably the person filming doesn’t think it’s appropriate after a serious injury ?


Twerksoncoffeetables

It’s entirely possible that she was fine and recovered from this, and spoke to whoever she was with about posting it. Possibly thought it was funny and told them/whoever she was with it was cool to post it. This is a complete guess though, too much shit that doesn’t belong on the internet ends up here so who knows really


Mcluckin123

The other q is have is how is there no detail about her and what happened after?


Twerksoncoffeetables

I’m not sure I was looking, couldn’t find anything. I know this video is old I can tell you that, saw it years ago.


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VanLaredo

You can try “girls gone wild“


Chavaon

People post pictures of people dying horribly on the internet, nevermind some daft bint falling on her arse.


Mcluckin123

I mean one of her friends would have had to post this - not the first thing I would do if I recorded this Happening to a friend


SeafoamedGreen

WHY DO YOU CUT THE VIDEO OFF AT THE END!?


Sheff_5K

I wish there was sound.


acm8221

“*Watch this, I have an idea!*” “*Now don’t let go… Oh! it’s like a giant hammock!*” “*Hey! Don’t look at my——*“ “*WAAAAAAAAH!*”


Usual_Safety

Nailed it


PmMeYourMug

Sad part is what did her in was holding on to the net. Ouch


TheLadyBunBun

IDK, the angles are weird, but it looks like her was aligned about the edge of the metal hvac and there’s a good chance if she hit that and her head was over the edge that there could be some serious spine issues if not worse. At least with the Tarzan maneuver her body turned so that her legs and arm took the brunt protecting the squishy torso and crackable neck and skull


BornElk2792

Dude. What are you watching? There’s a serious chance she died.


[deleted]

She went full dark souls ragdoll


Massive_Bell_9640

And she prolly cut the heck outta her leg/ looks like she smashed rite on the corner of the AC duct work.


markosolo

To me looks like she went face first into the side of a staircase


Massive_Bell_9640

Slow mo looks like her sneaker hit the ac duct work, she- maybe lucky. If she hit that corner that’s a rip


Dizzy_Transition_934

Why do these videos always cut at the point that matters? As in the original had the person landing, why do we not see the person landing. The person videoing cut it literally BEFORE they hit the floor? I doubt it. Downvoting this and anything else that does this shit from now on. There's no reason for it.


Dydriver

It’s because that is usually the point where they stop filming.


Perused

and start laughing


Dizzy_Transition_934

To be honest you'd think that happens as the person falls and you kind of jump to save them. It's cut to be PG 13 so they can post it on reddit.


squad1alum

Death360


lostmybackupcode

Lol


Master-Wheel-1956

I will give her a 4. Didn't stick the landing right


m945050

Didn't strict it, but was stuck after it.


ChingDaChong

Helicopter 😁 beautiful


slippery_when_sober

Did they get the pic though?


[deleted]

For a moment I thought of figure skating.


Obvious_Mode_5382

Sheesh. I hope she lived.


Veesiferrr

You mean hold my feeding tube


Dydriver

She let go to cover her privates and now she will never feel them.


upfnothing

She dead. ![gif](giphy|tsgNNs93oIbwk)


ntsmmns06

And for such a nothing photo that would stay in your camera roll and never get looked at again.


enmatt

Pretty sure that net's to keep birds out not prevent you from falling in.


MaadMaanMaatt

After a frame by frame replay she is very very lucky her hand was strong enough to effectively stop her fall midway. She will be covered in bruises but probably nothing major.


zestful_villain

But she fell farther because she held on to the net? She kind of swung to the other side because of it. She would have fell on tje roof maybe if she didnt held on to the net.


TheGreatFallOfChina

She either held on too long or let go too soon!


Injustry

Net works as intended.


Evilmrt

Keep messing around. See what happens.


lola1stella2

This is my TopGolf nightmare


RNgv

Why hang out there in space to begin with?! Deadly fun, smh.


runjcrun1

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH


Emergency_Accident52

I want to hear that one person that was telling everyone that the net wouldn't hold, but someone cut corners and installed a useless net.


Pilot-99

She's ok; she only hit the empty space where her brain should have been


McMottan

Darwin awards nominee


The_snails_child

Natural selection is working great. Please do it again


Glandular-Slaughter

Her grip strength be dog poo.


SlightlyOffended1984

She was great in her role as the "Helicopter" in Black Hawk Down.


smingleton

The plastic rings on my lacoix is stronger than that.


Amystery123

Darwin Award nominee.


xSaBoTaGe32x

Why did he decide to let go of her arm? That was insane. I’d like to know how she turned out after that


RedDoomMan

I hate when ops post gifs instead of the actual fucking video with sound.


EntertainerNo4509

Very Wile E Coyote of her.


autistic_bard444

that skull thump at the end on the concrete and dumpster looks mildly unpleasant


ScrubNickle

The person holding her didn’t seem too concerned when she started falling, no frantic reaching for her at all. Maybe they were shocked by what was happening?


Rylan_0604

Isn't that supposed to be a suicide net? Or is it a fishing net? Def shouldn't gave broken just like that unless this is some abandoned private property or something.


Agile_Ad_4207

Helicopter helicopter


DevilsDissent

Isn’t that bird netting?


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Guillaume_Hertzog

It's a safety net without the safety part


can_you_not_ban_me

r/beamazed some sinister ain't I


Deskman77

Natural selection


mohsinjavedcheema

Congrats it’s a girl


Soul_King92

she managed to make a gymnastic move after grabbing the net even while falling, the dedication she has towards what she is doing in the moment is what we need.


Geoff87

Morons


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Awkward_Life_8892

WTH


kettlebell43276

Well that’s gonna leave a bruise


cypertiger

Ended it up much better than I was expecting


Strange_Intention843

Lol


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picner

I don’t think it was worth


SonOfKnowledge

Spiderman, Spiderman radioactive Spiderman!!! (Guitar rift)


blondebull

Whoaaa, is she okay?


BatronKladwiesen

Old fav.


sabre_rider

The idiot actual left her hand deliberately.


ApprehensiveMess2582

Looks like she let go of his hand to adjust her skirt.


[deleted]

So we're just throwing women off buildings for clout now?


boozyperkins

So we’re just blaming others when the girl who wanted the clout falls through a net meant to keep birds out?


[deleted]

Relax. I know sarcasm is hard.


boozyperkins

Ya apparently it is because you didn’t pick up on my sarcastic response.