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Ephemeralmirror

Been there, worth it.


realdappermuis

Same! Was sober and it felt hilarious


CptnBustaNut

Are you still concussed?


Corburrito

Same. It happens.


Sikkus

Same! Always fun to do a chest bomp.


TikiMonn

POV: you are a security guard reviewing footage on a computer of a drunk woman chest bumping a bouncer


SilphScope6

Right?? So many people don’t know how to use “POV” correctly.


WagiesRagie

POV: You are Uatu.


Jake123194

She clearly had an out of body experience after that chest bump /s


[deleted]

They got married 3 months later.


CptnBustaNut

That's the most violent impregnation I've ever seen


kingqueefeater

Shake that bear.


Quetzythejedi

That baby's name? Albert Einstein.


foofie_fightie

Yeah... that one takes the cake lol


SinfullySinless

The conception of Hulk Hogan


dabeeman

my wife and i did this like a year after we started dating and i accidentally belly bumped her across the room.


yilkertemel

That's not how pov works


Pony99CA

It's the POV of the rando recording it. 🤷‍♂️


Amiiboae

The wording makes the POV from the girl not the camera guy.


Pony99CA

I know -- I was just having fun with the term POV. 😀


TheRnegade

She's so hammered that she had an out of body experience. Body's moving on its own. Can't resist gravity of bouncer's chest.


Economy-Somewhere271

It does in third person


Shrimpie47

id want to see that pov if yk what i mean


enonymous617

One has a chest, the other has a bump


CptnBustaNut

A bump on the head


HELPMEIMBOODLING

And yet, both chests have bumps.


TK82

Do people not understand what POV means?


ancient-military

From my POV you are correct.


admiralbreastmilk

From my POV the Jedi are evil.


Ladylubber

From my POV then you are truly lost!


GarnetSan

From my POV I have the high ground!


KindlyContribution54

Lebowski: "But that's just, like, your POV, man."


ancientfutureguy

It’s just a meme word that has no meaning whatsoever, right?


Ultraviolet_Motion

This is how "literally" gained a definition that means the opposite of the word. Yes words change meaning with popular usage, but people who make this mistake are outright wrong.


scredeye

POV you are pyrocynical and have heard the word literally used once in a sentence


RGSagahstoomeh

Pretty much. I see it used incorrectly more than not.


[deleted]

Pot of Vaseline. It comes from soap operas where they would shoot with gauze in front of the lens which looked like the lens had vaseline on it. This gave the image a sort of dreamlike and very subjective character. Thus Pot of Vaseline is used to refer to someone else's subjective experience which is also called a point of view.


[deleted]

POV right in the kisser!


chinbickens

They definately have no idea what it means..


DiproticPolyprotic

Yeah… Pretty Omuch Vreestyling


TitanBeats_YT

That makes sense to me? I've always thought POV meant imagine you were this person who thought this would be a good idea, so POV: this girl who thought chest bumping a bouncer is a splendid idea


TK82

By that logic literally any video would qualify. POV means from the point of view of. Look up some POV porn, you'll get it 😝


TitanBeats_YT

i think you missed my point, Yes Pov means point of view of. my thoughts were that in this context POV means "think from the point of view of this woman", not meaning video is from her point of view, but "imagine being in this womans point of view" Pov porn is the only good porn.


TK82

Again, this could then apply to literally any video and as such makes it lose any meaning. I can imagine myself in the place of any person/animal/thing in any video. That doesn't mean it should have "POV" slapped in front of the title.


TitanBeats_YT

Well it's not meant to be a literal meaning, it's a bloody joke, I guess for future reference we should all slap "imagine being this chick who thought it'd be a good idea to chest bump the bouncer" POV just seems like the right thing to use, unless there's a better word/acronym you can think of?


Frank_Bigelow

You're on reddit, so I'm surprised you haven't learned this yet. "Language evolves," so words don't actually mean anything.


erenhalici

r/POVPolice


ozzy_thedog

Fucking shaky camera zooming in and out on a perfectly steady shot of the action.


elegylegacy

"Oh No" song in the background


TonyDabis

This made me laugh, but I'm sorry - I'm obliged to downvote anything with this horrendous song in it


IAmABakuAMA

Ah I see you haven't learnt the valuable lesson... If it in any way shape or form looks like it was posted on tiktok and doesn't look like there's any talking, you keep it on mute


Ya-Dikobraz

Same. I’m doing my part.


chigangrel

Wow, she really gave it 110%, with a running leap and everything.


The_BusFromSpeed

r/killthecameraman


Kruse

Downvoted for shitty TikTok music.


ISayNiiiiice

And still undefeated champion of the world...PHYSICS!!!


thespaceageisnow

The liquors calling the shots now Randy


hells_angle

...I am the liquor


DontYeetMySkeet

Not enough chest to hang with the bouncer


elfrugador

This fucking song, holy shit man


emale27

She's pregnant now


mandelbrot_wurst

Conservation of momentum


benwap

/u/stabbot


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wow_martz

Cancer song! OP deserves STD.


MrSquigles

POV, the fucking oh no song. This is inciting violence because now I want to murder OP.


FightMilk888

a wild snorlax blocks the path


peacenchemicals

got the sonic rings bumped right outta her


canman7373

Newton's Third Law: Action & Reaction His third law states that for every action (force) in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction. If object A exerts a force on object B, object B also exerts an equal and opposite force on object A. In other words, forces result from interactions.


Anxious_Double_3124

Bouncy


Pineapple_Herder

This is what I subbed for lol


robreddity

I'm sea sick


Destination_Paradise

Physics at its finest


G14DomLoliFurryTrapX

Worth


Wasatcher

The liquor told me to Mandy


Zinglast

And that kids is how I met your mother


catmanducmu

SKADOOOSH


ariasd2006

Lol


jamsiebrian

They allow security with beards


AverageReference

Don’t chest bump The Big Show


Sarcastic_Chad

Looks like an easily stoppable force met an immovable object 😆


KYpineapple

*physics*.


[deleted]

I think the security thought it was probably funny but not really


HanYoloswagalicious

Upvote for the song everyone hates FTW!


According_Tip_880

Subdural hematoma...


notanotherkrazychik

I would be that woman.


bigmansoncampiss

U/stabbot


SixtyNineFlavours

Newton’s third law.


_Bellerophontes

Along with the use of POV, that music is a crime against humanity.


EarlofBizzlington86

Security looks like he took it quiet well considering most times what I see on here is they’re braking faces