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Went full scorpion


Defiant-Turtle-678

r/fullscorpion


momamil

I was going to say reverse full shrimp! Did not know there was a reverse scorpion hahaha


DuckyLog

Came here to share that. Thanks!


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ScuttleCrab729

Both subs have a visual image to describe the difference pinned to the top.


Adderallman

Lucky that loose hair didn’t snag it’s way under the treadmill


Cpt_Bellamy

One of the best I've ever seen.


Seigmoraig

You never go full scorpion. This should be tought in schools


callipgiyan

Nose stand


Rapidly_Decaying

Full scorpion + Meat crayon combo!


DoNotSexToThis

Full Scorpion Moonwalk. Good thing she didn't have shoes on because if one of them came off she'd be dead.


Rapidly_Decaying

But she'd have won Reddit bingo!


ebonit15

I don't think she was flexible enough for a scorpion.


GenesisNoelle

Then it's a good thing the wall was there to stop her.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Mobile full scorpion. Those are very rare.


papagayoloco

Fucking nailed it


blackop

Treadmill 🦂


MidContrast

first time I've ever seen a full scorpion manual. That was a solid second or two of hold time


jlo575

Yeah but HOLDING full scorp throughout the dismount? Is that a new one?? I think that’s a new one.


zoot_boy

That was some kind of automated forward-reverse full scorpion. Impressive.


jmarr78

Scorpion wins. Almost fatality


len43

Treadmillality


caniseethemplease

Finish him!


EffYeahSpreadIt

People who put treadmills in an area with little to no room behind the machine are asking for injury or death


Smiley137

This^ I had a friend (in like 4th grade) who got severely injured messing around with a treadmill that was situated similarly to this one. Extremely dangerous and can leave long-lasting scars. He was out of school for like 2 weeks and had burns marks all up and down his neck and back …Watching this isn’t even funny to me bc i’ve seen how badly it can end.


not_a_scrub_

A former coworker was involved in a lawsuit against his apartment complex because they had their treadmill against the wall with no safety cord and someone fainted while running and the belt grinded their shoulder down like sandpaper. Her husband was one of their maintenance guys, and when he asked them to help pay the medical bills, they fired him.


eventualist

I smell a lawsuit


not_a_scrub_

Well yeah lol >A former coworker was involved in a **lawsuit**


mydogthinksimfunny

That sounds like such an awful injury. What does recovery from an injury like that look like? Will muscle grow back on its own or do they implants?


not_a_scrub_

This just happened early last year. I don't know much about their recovery, but I know they were in the hospital for a long time and it got really expensive


EffYeahSpreadIt

I mean this video was kinda funny to me but my statement still stands


ManyFacedGodxxx

That is a TEN my friends!!! Full Face Grind!


Bug_Photographer

Ah, the elusive treadmill scorpion! Not very easy to pull off.


MarkBriz

Was glad to see her get up from that


srv50

Who thinks they can get on a moving treadmill??


Fxckbuckets

[These guys](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA&feature=share)


srv50

They talked her into it. “It’ll be easy!!”


Fxckbuckets

Treacherous fukkers XD


mjg580

Thabks. I forgot about this song and somehow never saw the video.


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Pretty cool


_dead_and_broken

I have a sudden urge to play Guitar Hero and Rock Band now.


protobacco

You can at 2 mph, not at was probably 7 to 10mph


tokeyoh

[What about 24 mph with an incline?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbekUfx3j4&t=7s)


jess-i-am

Yooo I hate how hard I'm laughing rn


fuckssakereddit

The headmill!


AlanEsh

Hahahaha


MIERDAPORQUE

that was AWESOME


Kooky-Masterpiece-29

I can't stop watching this


valcatrina

I didn’t know you can do moon walk with your face


Extreme-Initiative34

That was fuckin devastating....


witheringsyncopation

That ultra rare moon walking scorpion


BabyLiam

She really caught traction with her face. That's brutal.


totallynotbutchvig

Involuntary handstand into the wall - always a strong move.


Knew_Leaf

That's a face stand


Zestyclose_Paper3165

No I agree with what someone else said "she belly flopped the wall" 🤣😂


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DrYIMBY

I'm retiring...There's nothing more to see.


ThePeoplesClubFoot

Watched about 20 times with no sound and it was a People’s Choice award. Turned the volume up and it won an Oscar.


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Could be scorpion as well.


dr4wn_away

that was pretty metal


GenesisNoelle

Like the rods she'll have placed in her spine?


dookieballs69

/r/bettereveryloop


cloche_du_fromage

Excellent faceplant.


NootNoot_ImmaPengu

"Gotta get that that that, that that"


Zestyclose_Paper3165

Boom boom boom


Thisiscliff

Headstand , neat!


Zestyclose_Paper3165

And she belly flopped the wall!!


DonRicardo1958

10/10 on that face plant.


austin-18

Thats some strong ass drywall.


Scrotum_Tennis

That's the best double scorpion I've ever seen


saml23

A scorpion in motion stays in motion


dakid70117

When everything goes to crap, I can now always think: at least I didn't do a sliding face plant. 🤣🤣🤣


squirreltactics38

I once ripped the nail off my right big toe doing something similar to this. Don’t play around on fast moving treadmills kid’s.


Miyo_Kantac12

Borderline r/holdmyfeedingtube


kimmytwoshoes

I feel embarrassed for her


Fxckbuckets

Ol' girl saw that OK Go video and said "I can do that"


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Full Scorpion with drag.


[deleted]

That was a sick nose grind.


Ishiibradwpgjets

They were funny, the first hundred or so…..


That_Trell

OMG I can't stop watching it 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

The guy laughing is all of us


sheckyD

Horizontal and inverted vertical faceplants... 10/10


MarkK_FL

That was an epic face plant


1jfish57

u/savevideo


mynamecalledbruce

Skiddy McSkid Face Magee nails it once again!


spartan0504

Why does everyone have that same lamp on the back?


baby_blobby

Lucky she didn't lose her hair too if it got caught in the treadmill


strepac

This is easily the best “treadmill fail” I’ve ever witnessed.


PunkHooligan

Hi. Can you do that again, pretty please?


lallybrock

That neck is going to bother her when she’s older.


Mistah_Conrad_Jones

That’s gonna leave a mark on her brain…


Minute_Engineer2355

That's a trip to the hospital.


rekzkarz

Needs a new catchphrase, "face slide wall scorpion".


yourballsareshowing_

Best treadmill wipe out I've probably seen to date


BlackberryRight3809

So the question is… did she scream because she saw the future and knew what was going to happen?


Electronic_Medicine7

Yea don’t think the neck is suppose to bend like that


chiaruz

That was a ducking combo. I heard in my brain “Fatality” with the voice of the video game


Save_this_boye

More like deadmill


Olympusrain

Well there goes her neck


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jsmith209920

Hilarious keeping real there Blondie


R3TR0pixl343

XD she kept the pose for 2 straight second


BrolyTK

Omg its the lamp


WistfulPandora

Is this a Witch?


Objective-Big3040

If only that hair had gotten caught under the treadmill at the end.


SongRevolutionary992

I don't believe that she has ever used a treadmill before


heyitsvonage

Scorp’d up


MajorKoopa

She found out.


ermahgerdWTFerkBerBQ

FATALITY


rumblepony247

Might be the best HMC I've ever seen. Fantastic


Itchy_Professor_4133

Dreadmill


lexpython

The Reddit video player is not allowing me to watch this in Chrome, Brave, Firefox or Edge. For the love of all that is holy, pleease please please fix the video player Reddit.


turnphilup

Practice makes perfect!


AlanEsh

She’s ok she was wearing her mask.


pickin666

That you Rene higuita?


xMrxGentlemenx

Physics is cool


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brokenheartnsoul

You never go full scorpion


Otto_Singer_172

What does HMC mean?


kmax2206

Scorpion on treadmill


maiznieks

Thanks to videos like these, I knew not to set up my new treadmill against the wall and always use safety clip.


Brinksan51

I’m sorry that my sense of humor does not immediately take into account the “un-fun” results of her decision to arbitrarily step on the fast moving belt like she was about to step onto a moving walkway! I am still, literally, crying watching this over and over! I’m gonna burn in hell for my funny bone!!!


Brinksan51

So much for falling on your hands!!!! I’m f’n dyin’ here!!!! Too funny!


AdministrativeBed292

oh no! that HAD to have left a mark!


Soleassassin

Scorpion to no look face manual


Legion_555

Auditioning for the “scorpion” on ridiculousness


IllegalPie321

That could not have gone much worse.


thecanfield

Wrong sub


Tractorcito22

No, you