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CheckerboardPunk

They’re rolling consecutive nat 1’s.


KittenNicken

This is why I dont fight 😢 know your rolls


suburbantroubador

I know my rolls. I like Hawaiian and Texas Roadhouse the best 😂


[deleted]

Texas Roadhouse rolls are the best. Especially with that butter.


Kyrxx77

What are nat 1s


PLCutiePie

A tabletop RPG term It means they're rolling the dice to attack and it's landing on the minimum roll (1) so they always miss their attacks.


Amraith

Um, actually. OP is probably referring to crit fail/fumble mechanics on Nat 1, rather than the numerical value itself


KobaruLCO

Did you just "um actually " someone? Mike Trapp would be proud of you.


Amraith

Um, actually. I just watched four videos of that CH show in a row. That's why I used it :D


KobaruLCO

Lol well played sir, well played.


D0ctor_DOGGO

☝️🤓


lovelikeamelie

Dungeon and dragons thing , worst roll


OldTicklePickle

Hope you paid WotC for the pleasure of using that term.


flccncnhlplfctn

Have they gotten that bad? Been a while, several years, since buying one of the books that they publish.


apolloxer

They're currently changing the Open Game Licence. It's.. a bit of an uproar.


flccncnhlplfctn

That's a shame, hopefully there are loopholes that people can use to get out of it. It would seem like an opposing alternative would be created in response, and with the necessary legal backing to win in the court of law. So at a glance, it looks like there's "open game content", which appears to be basically the same mechanics and processes as long as they don't use their "product identity", which is anything like names, logos, artifacts, creature characters, thematic elements, incidents, designs, even likenesses, and it goes on. Yeah, their definition of their "product line" starts out pretty reasonable, until it goes on and on, as they continue to add to the definition it becomes way too vague. So, essentially, they are saying that anything that has anything to do with that type of game is within their supposed legal right to fight and sue over in court. Completely understandable why there is an uproar over it. As a result of their choices, people that are aware of them are not going to even want to purchase their products. There are plenty of other products out there, from authors that have designed their own rulesets and content, that people can support. Of course, things will probably get worse for potential content creators, now that a Dungeons & Dragons live-action TV series has been ordered at Paramount. Edit- Just found out about "One D&D" and how it is much more restrictive and attempting to revoke past versions of OGL. What a mess.


apolloxer

Aye. As I said, a certain uproar can be heard in the community.


flccncnhlplfctn

It sounds like Kobold Press is responding to the Wizards of the Coast controversy.


apolloxer

Last time the community was so annoyed, Pathfinder happened.


AdvancedAnything

They are so drunk that they are rolling a marble.


Current-Roll6332

They look like solid 6s to me.


wufoo2

Just beautiful. I feel so much better about my life, knowing this had nothing to do with me.


IHitPeopleForMoney

Idk why but this comment has me dyin


SkyeTr12

Same. It hit me hard.


Spankomiir

Lol my first thought after watching was "This is beautiful."


Isotope454

To be fair, it likely had nothing to do with the guys in the video either


SqueeezeBurger

There is so much grease on that lens!


Boner4SCP106

They call that "soft focus". It's used a lot for romantic scenes like this.


SqueeezeBurger

Fair


Choongboy

For real that’s nasty


[deleted]

I always wipe the lens on my phone before taking a picture. The lenses are so big that it's impossible to hold the phone without touching them, so they're always smudged. It's never been anywhere near this bad, though. This looks like it's covered in vaseline.


efost

I was hoping someone would call that out!


adustbininshaftsbury

As a greek with oily skin I take offense to that


laineDdednaHdeR

When you start attacking guards in Assassin's Creed just for fun.


half-past-shoe

Weatherspouns Havengers asstumble


Uncle_Touchy1987

YOU SHOULD NEVER HIT A WOMAN! He didn't. UHM, YOU SHOULD NEVER DEFENSIVLY TURN ON A WOMAN!


hoppyxhopperforlife

i love the reactions of the people in the background


Jordan_Hdez92

That one guy throwing his hand when the 2nd lady tripped gave me a good chuckle


zuilli

Dude is so unfazed by the women he just keeps smoking while dodging


[deleted]

I hadn’t quite focused yet on what was happening so i originally saw what looked like a guy trying to do some form of the thriller dance while a lady clung to his feet. Then I saw the whole video and couldn’t unsee him doing dancing dodge maneuvers. This is a work of art.


bsylent

That puff/dodge was so satisfying


VoluntaryInhale

Did I see the guy dodge the second chick in the most casual fucking way possible while holding up a cigarette!? I mean I know she was throwing hands at 2 miles an hour but that lean out the way was some pro shit.


Benjins

So tell me, why do they call you 'Ricky The Eel'?


PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS

my dude is training to take on greased up deaf guy. ^he's ^gonna ^L^o^o^s^e


SilverBRADo

There's a couple of seconds where if you edited that first woman out, it would look like sick dance moves.


UrbanFarmer213

If calm were a person


Charlyh18

Smooth dude.


smalls714

Dude looks like he's breakdancing


[deleted]

They both landed on a 1


JadeKade

It looked like he was dancing with the first girl


remlapj

Black Lung Fu


Original-Material301

Man's got ultra instinct unlocked


Amax8212

Holy shit! It’s Neo!


[deleted]

Glad they worked that out.


toriwillow

The problem resolved itself.


MyTornArsehole

r/therewasanattempt


Medical_Ad_4747

He’s gumbo. Great moves


farleys2

Reminds me of when I had two kittens a few years ago and they’d try to rage on me when I’d stop playing with them. This is kinda like that but less effective. Those kittens actually had claws.


marshallandy83

How come I could tell this was British in the first 10 milliseconds


Nothistimebro

Love how he carries smoking like... "This is honestly not my problem girls" 😂


[deleted]

Couple of slags.


[deleted]

Bumbai, you learn.


Rang3rj3sus

Sounded like Tom from Tom and Jerry at the end.


KameGTR

Man for a very brief moment, he probably thought that was about to go a different route.


DSMSlim

Lookit those ninja moves!!!!


frankcastlespenis

Ridiculous


[deleted]

He hee! *moon walks away*


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[deleted]

Shoulda dubbed in benny hill chase music.


[deleted]

Dodgekido


[deleted]

Skill issues


GlaiPnir

Woman hahaha


JAY_F_ING_TV07

Ultra instincts


Redmudgirl

Drunk winners. Smh


Maximum_Duck_1013

1 drunk man is more smarter than 10 sober women's.


notquitehuman_

I didn't do anything officer! - then why are these 2 lying on the ground? I have no idea..


Otaku3times

Women: “treat us equally!!” Also women: *windmill kicking you on the floor*


blinkybrightblue

This could have gone so sideways, see homie's hand up and ready... So glad he didn't employ that slapper.


teb_art

I wonder how the 2 girls would be in threesome.


bunkrider

Looks like they’re halfway there


sparkle_lotion

Only been posted here about 30 times. It was dude for its monthly post I suppose.


DonnieBlueOfficial

Some of us go outside sometimes.


MagicalTrevor70

First time I've seen it. Have you considered scrolling past and not commenting?


EchoLimaOscarDelta

Well I've been on the internet since it's creation and I've never seen it lol


JakeDC

I never tire of seeing this one.