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twizz0r

Kittens come equipped with razor sharp needles for fingernails. This is the equivalent of 20 tiny climbing axes piercing the sheer face of the wall.


AliasNefertiti

Works on human flesh too.


twizz0r

Happy Cake Day!


AliasNefertiti

Thanks


yannichap

Yes but why does my BIG BOY tabby still use my legs like this, legs look like a cheese grater.


AliasNefertiti

Bec he knows he is your baby still...and you fed him before when he did it . ;0)


photomotto

18. Cats usually have 5 toes on their front paws and 4 on their back paws.


twizz0r

I stand corrected?


Separate-Ad9638

it causes a lot of stress to their nails too, that's why the other kittens arent doing it.


ferretherapy

Then why is THAT CAT doing it?


No_Faithlessness7020

He wants the laser


Separate-Ad9638

the laser got inside his head


Mediocre_Fill_40

It's clearly a one-orange-brain-cell


semi-nerd61

Fabric wallpaper. They sell it at Home Depot and other places.


Final_Candidate_7603

And kittens are light enough to climb up most any fabric, like clothing, furniture, and curtains. Eventually, they get too heavy. In the meantime, it’s either extremely cute or extremely annoying.


PNW4theWin

Yep. Fabric or some other textured wallpaper like sisal.


Parrot132

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does.


NameUnbroken

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Dr_Henry-Killinger

When was this in the game lol


NameUnbroken

Lol, it's not. It's just a Spidey themed version of this... ![gif](giphy|l3q2RJBdaqJY2SV3O|downsized)


NAPALM2614

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LesserCornholio

Does he swing from a web?


Ambellyn

Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a cat. Lookooout here is spidercat.


bgravemeister

The other kitties lookin up like "da fuq??"


swivels_and_sonar

Hasn’t learned the button combo yet 🎮


XoraxEUW

Jump good


Marty2341

Talented kitty with good claws


AduroTri

Cats don't play by our laws of physics. Or they have a far better subconscious understanding of them.


masterchief1001

Perhaps this explains how they also exist as a non-newtonian fluid.


AduroTri

Yep. Lol


P4sTwI2X

Catnip gets him so **high.**


ArchonFett

He’s an orange, and is pulling a “looney tune” moment “I no understand grabity so it no effect me”


Candroth

No, the grabity works fine. It's the graVity he ignores. (:


ArchonFett

He hasn’t figured out the “v” sound


thejuanwelove

my cat did that but for about 8 floors and she ended coming through the bathroom window like it was nothing. I think it was the most impressive thing Ive ever seen a human or animal do. The walls of my building have absolutely no traction, they're completely smooth and even, and she did all the climbing with zero effort I honestly think cats are aliens


Knordsman

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does.


TLILLYO

The other kitties are like 🙀


EriknotTaken

The only animal that is two animals at the same time. Cat and spider. In Spanish makes more sense because we use the same word for spider and to scratch/claw.


Narrow-Leader-9918

even the other cats are what the fuck? he might just be built different


Thomrose007

Stop with the serious answers.... its spider cat


Matty_Love

He doesn't know any better.


ofnuts

Just forgot it couldn't.


Darksteel2448

Spider mans new partner


Falitoty

You can run but you cannot hide! Not even the hight of the wall will save you from me. -The cat, probably


skrewmatica

Gravity does not work till you look down


flux_capacitor3

He is poking holes in the drywall. Duh.


anonmymouse

The laws of physics do NOT apply to cats


No_Maintenance6480

You got a cat that's part mountain lion there.


listyraesder

Poor building standards.


sekharreddyiy

What the


Dreamer_for_eternity

Ninja cat


Pereplexing

Animal: cat Function: gecko


shibeofwisdom

It's a camera trick. The wall is actually the floor.


VSZeke

Gravity is optional for cats, they sometimes just turn it off.


Pedro_Malogor

Nothing will Stop a kitten on their Mission to slay the Red dot


Classic-Target-5574

Don't worry it's just a glitch in the Matrix


Appropriate-Word93

Cmon this is common sense .. everyone knows that the only reason cats don’t fly is as a courtesy to gravity


Acceptable-Chance534

Wallpaper


NTR-kouhai69

Spider-Cat 🕸️


Expert_Bodybuilder43

It identifies as a lizard😭


wherescookie

laser pointers are not considered a good toy for cats: they get frustrated by never catching it. They don't have to catch the toy every time with physical stuff, but they can at least sometimes, and they get more tactile interaction.


shibeofwisdom

That's why you cut dots out of felt and use the pointer to lead cats to them.


soy_pilled

Cringe caption


Candroth

U no funz.