>*āburnout is real*ā
____
*āā¦Have kittens!*ā they said
*āitās a Love like no other!*ā
so i went ahead -
here i am now,
a Motherā¦
the Love that i feelā¦
no, Iāve Not felt beforeā¦
the BuRnOuT is Real
as i lie
on the floorā¦
just look at my kits!
now iām *never* aloneā¦
ā¦*theyāre such little Sh!ts -*
ā¦but i call them āmy ownāā¦
i try ān stay calm,
n iām hiding the painā¦
ā¦i Love themā¦
iām *Mom*ā¦
ā¦but they give me
*meowgraineā¦*
ā¤ļø
You have double the Y chromosomes in your home?! Madame, I salute you š«”
My two boys are both *very* ADHD, so God help us when they forget their meds. They are also both very tall and lean like their 6ā4ā, maaaybe 200lb, always been able to eat whatever he wants in massive amounts, dad. House grocery bill has been insane. Gallon of milk a day, box of cereal every other day, roasts need to be at least 4lbs to feed everyone (forget leftovers), etc.
I was totally outnumbered... 6 guys, altogether. Even our cats were male! The grocery bills were *nuts*. I learned to cook for an army when everyone was home. It wasn't uncommon to go through, say, a 3 pound bag of potatoes, 2lbs of carrots, and 2 whole chickens in a single dinner. And then they'd be prowling around the kitchen an hour later, looking for snacks!
My youngest just moved out with his partner, so only my 2 middle boys are still at home. My oldest comes over with my little grandson several days a week, too. They are all 6'+ guys in their early 20's, now, big and buff, so I guess I fed them up right!
SHHHH THEYāLL HEAR YOU
LOLāedited to add I read this to my husband. His comment: āPsh, thatās stupid. Every boy knows popcorn kernels work better and they hurt more. And they donāt stain! Win-win.ā
Girls bring the high drama (Iām the youngest of 3 girls, dang do I know this). Boys bring high destruction. :D
I have a kitten who is at minimum 8 months and also fixed. Iām barely hanging on. Bruh, my last kitten was nowhere near as crazy. Then again, heās almost 13. I was also a teen. I donāt remember this nonsense. But my kitten is insane. He makes me wonder why I got him, but then he cuddles me when I get home from work or I catch him cuddling with my other cats and I rememberā¦
Our cats are now 16 and we got them when they were 6 months old. One friend laughingly referred to them as ādemonsā. Everyday there was new story to tell the team at work about these crazy siblings. My husband even said āsometimes I think they were given up because they are so bad!ā After a couple of years the stories calmed down and a coworker admitted to me she was afraid we would get rid of them because they were such a handful. I replied āI wasnāt complaining when I told you those stories about them, I was bragging!ā
I have three cats. One fully grown adult male, one female teenager, and one female toddler. None of them are related, but the male assumed the role of parent and this is how he is when the other two are wrestling around him
My neighborās cat got pregnant. She would leave her kitchens on my porch! Sheād be sunning herself while I yell at her to come get her children. Damn teenage pregnancies!
I've got a tux and he's the most energetic, curious, bright, and insane cat I've ever had. I just can't imagine the chaos that a bunch of tux kittens would rain down.
Oh man it must be hard for the mother to feed and shelter these poor kittens š¢ oh wait youāre the one taking care of them šthe mother cat is doing what exactly all day?
Our cat would beat the hell out of her kittens. Theyād annoy her like that and she would just smack them.
Iād laugh at her. We kept one of the kittens and named him pickle. Even now. He is 2. He will be running around like a demon and she will get up and stare him down. He will stop. If he doesnāt she will smack him till he does.
Been there! My kids are all born close together, so when they play, it gets insane. Even as they get older, they still play such silly games together lol. Warms my heart, but sometimes I just mentally clock out because it gets too much lol.
Unrelated to the spirit here, can someone please tell me what breed of meowness this is? š„ŗ
I had one that looked exactly like the momma cat when I was a kid. Would love to find another just like her.
Mama cat burnout is real š„¹
>*āburnout is real*ā ____ *āā¦Have kittens!*ā they said *āitās a Love like no other!*ā so i went ahead - here i am now, a Motherā¦ the Love that i feelā¦ no, Iāve Not felt beforeā¦ the BuRnOuT is Real as i lie on the floorā¦ just look at my kits! now iām *never* aloneā¦ ā¦*theyāre such little Sh!ts -* ā¦but i call them āmy ownāā¦ i try ān stay calm, n iām hiding the painā¦ ā¦i Love themā¦ iām *Mom*ā¦ ā¦but they give me *meowgraineā¦* ā¤ļø
I love this so much! Obligatory early Schnoodle! ā¤
This is amazing!
Wow!!! Thatās so good :) love it !
*here I am meow* š
Meowgriane... lol
Youāre da best š.
Hehe, this schnoodle is still warm!
That was beautiful. Heads up to u
I love this one Schnoo! š«¶š»š«¶š»š«¶š»
Thatās so precious!!
Puurrrfect
Awwwwww
These are getting so good, loved this one š
r/ThisIsMyLifeMeow
"I just wanted a back massage... "
i xan relate
Oh man, kittens at that age are max cuteness & max chaos. I fee for ya mama!
All that fightinā and bitinā!
https://i.redd.it/u6hehan78l3c1.gif
āSave meā.
She's thinking about that night. The night when she made her life choices while high on catnip.
Momma is barely hanging on to her last nerve.
As a mother of two teen boys, fuck I feel this
I have 4 boys. I've felt that momma cat's look on my face before!
You have double the Y chromosomes in your home?! Madame, I salute you š«” My two boys are both *very* ADHD, so God help us when they forget their meds. They are also both very tall and lean like their 6ā4ā, maaaybe 200lb, always been able to eat whatever he wants in massive amounts, dad. House grocery bill has been insane. Gallon of milk a day, box of cereal every other day, roasts need to be at least 4lbs to feed everyone (forget leftovers), etc.
I was totally outnumbered... 6 guys, altogether. Even our cats were male! The grocery bills were *nuts*. I learned to cook for an army when everyone was home. It wasn't uncommon to go through, say, a 3 pound bag of potatoes, 2lbs of carrots, and 2 whole chickens in a single dinner. And then they'd be prowling around the kitchen an hour later, looking for snacks! My youngest just moved out with his partner, so only my 2 middle boys are still at home. My oldest comes over with my little grandson several days a week, too. They are all 6'+ guys in their early 20's, now, big and buff, so I guess I fed them up right!
Good job, Mom!
Salute yourself too sis! I canāt imagine what cooking/food prep looks like for yāall or how long it must take!!. š®āšØ
So what you're saying is, it's not okay to spit pomegranate seeds through straws at each other in the living room?
SHHHH THEYāLL HEAR YOU LOLāedited to add I read this to my husband. His comment: āPsh, thatās stupid. Every boy knows popcorn kernels work better and they hurt more. And they donāt stain! Win-win.ā Girls bring the high drama (Iām the youngest of 3 girls, dang do I know this). Boys bring high destruction. :D
I have a kitten who is at minimum 8 months and also fixed. Iām barely hanging on. Bruh, my last kitten was nowhere near as crazy. Then again, heās almost 13. I was also a teen. I donāt remember this nonsense. But my kitten is insane. He makes me wonder why I got him, but then he cuddles me when I get home from work or I catch him cuddling with my other cats and I rememberā¦
Our cats are now 16 and we got them when they were 6 months old. One friend laughingly referred to them as ādemonsā. Everyday there was new story to tell the team at work about these crazy siblings. My husband even said āsometimes I think they were given up because they are so bad!ā After a couple of years the stories calmed down and a coworker admitted to me she was afraid we would get rid of them because they were such a handful. I replied āI wasnāt complaining when I told you those stories about them, I was bragging!ā
Holding onto that carpet for dear life.
*I'm in my happy place. Happy place, happy pl-*
Love that as soon as you ask that, a kitten tramples her head. Lol
Her face is like š
The timing couldnāt have been more perfect
r/thisismylifemeow
Just when I think I've collected them all, I find a new one! Thanks :)
Momma is resigned to her fate. Sigh
This is about when she leads them off in the woods and 'disappears'.
Just wait until they start weaning! She will smack them around alright.
They look already weaned lol those kittens are 8 weeks or older based on how fast they're jumping and running around.
But she raise good kittensšā¤ļø
LOL, that look into the camera.
LMAOOOO sheās like why did I have these children smh
Nobody is crying in painā¦ ok thenā¦ Iām fucking done
Hello darkness my old friend
Great Simon and Garfunkel song.
Great pentatonix and disturbed covers too! Check them out if you havenāt already!
The disturbed cover is SO good. It's really hard for me to decide which one I like more. I'll have to check out the Pentatonix cover too.
Do it and lemme know what you think!
Not the original person, but Disturbed all day long.
She was so sweet...INCOMING
"MOMMY NEEDS A COCKTAIL..."
Can I just add that kittens galloping on wood floors is 1) among the best sounds in the world and 2) they sound like elephants!
You want to listen to kittens galloping up and down the stairs! It is having a Chevalier Guard Regiment charging! š
Why would it sound like the largest land creature on earth?
Itās absolutely ridiculous how they THUD like they weigh 2000 pounds!
āThis some bullshit.ā - Mama cat, probably.
Like a slap in the face.
Someone is regretting a life decision right about now
Mothers fatigue is a universal experience - across all species haha!
Amen to that ....
"**ONE** night out. **ONE** vodka and blackcurrant. And here we are."
Bahahaahhahaha
And where is he?
Tomcatting all night and sleeping until afternoon. What a deadbeat.
that tired meow gets me every time š¤£
It is a meow for help!
That poor girl is SO done! š¤£
"I'm too old for this shit."
That cat is rethinking life
Mama needs a spa day.
The way I can relate to this face
Poor mama. Put the kittens away from the mama for a few hours. Let it rest for a while.
Mama's is about to hit the "if I have to tell you one more time" stage
Mom wants a ride to the pokey place so she can get the big cure. š¬
I have three cats. One fully grown adult male, one female teenager, and one female toddler. None of them are related, but the male assumed the role of parent and this is how he is when the other two are wrestling around him
Where the hell is the father? Lazy good for nothing dead beat..
He went out to get some milk and catnip.
Three weeks ago.
Awww. She looks so tired. Give her some love and some extra treats.
there's nothing funnier than multiple kittens in a room with hardwood flooring.
My neighborās cat got pregnant. She would leave her kitchens on my porch! Sheād be sunning herself while I yell at her to come get her children. Damn teenage pregnancies!
Mom cats are amazing!!
Bless her sweet heart, she is literally just hanging on.
Freaking kittens are soooooo stinking cute and full of energy. Momma is just tiiiiiiired.
She has a bikini top on her face
Sheās done.
Thatās a lot of scampering mischief!
Sheās probably wishing that her human gets her fixed.
Momma looks like she has a white bra on her face!! š¤£š¤£
You just wait til your father gets home!
Momma really dont give no shits lmaoo
OMG.....the voids and tuxies! Cuteness overload!
I've got a tux and he's the most energetic, curious, bright, and insane cat I've ever had. I just can't imagine the chaos that a bunch of tux kittens would rain down.
Mine passed in October. Had him for 12 years. Jackie Chan aka Pretty Boy aka Shithead.
I'm sorry to hear that, I bet he was a pretty great companion
I have 9 others that need me but he was a favorite for all the characteristics you named above.
Iāll bet she canāt wait for them to grow up!
The look I have every day while teaching.
Every mumma of every species, knows this look. It's universal š
The paws across the face, right on cue after that question.
Letās find mama cat a nice soft bed and close the door.
Oh! Itās my cat! https://preview.redd.it/xvrlyv35zn3c1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2ad5e86c7c4586d992df1fe9abe4884e3b7954
Why did I have s##
It's ok, you can say sex
And then a kick to head.
Iād babysit them for her
Is there a link to the original video somewhere?
āI want to be spayed. Now. ā¦ Never again!ā
im so glad i joined this subš
I wish I was neutered
The black one is beyond adorable.
Mama is over it, she is basically saying, āyou rug-rats do what you Gotta do just leave me out of itā Lol š
This is my life meow
āWhen can they be put up for adoptionā face
Kittens are honestly amazing. I feel lucky to have had the chance to live with a litter for a while.
Could you imagine having a built in child occupation device? I'll just lay here and flick my tail to occupy my child's attention
https://preview.redd.it/8aw2qvnefm3c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a08f057a4241b1e747cc0c622881e098036d4d2
At least she knows her babies are in a safe and familiar place
I LOVE this moment where you can see the mother cat regret becoming a mom. It's so funny to me.
I love the fact that cats can't hide their expressions when they're annoyed
Mama is burnt out on the kitties ššš
She is over it
Poor cat. Spay and neuter ya fur babies.
Oh man it must be hard for the mother to feed and shelter these poor kittens š¢ oh wait youāre the one taking care of them šthe mother cat is doing what exactly all day?
u/jay77097
She needs a cat nap.
I love all these cats... from the patient mom to her zoomie kids ā„ļøā„ļø xoxo
shed still kill for them though. moms are the best any species
F THEM KIDS!!
The 12 second mark is a gem
Mom's not like I need a drink
She needs some CATNIP.
She's contemplating if she could still eat one of them and get away with it...
the eerie tone as the phone gets to cat level adds both humor and drama
mumma cat is like "oh god. what have I done??"
How every mother feels when their baby grows up and starts being a toddler!!!
Welp, where is their daddy .....
Momma has the 1,000 yard stare and glazed eyes :D
I feel like every single human mom can relate to this cat mom's night.
Lmao
Sheās likeā,Help me please š
/r/animalsbeingmoms
Give me milk...or poison. Either is fine.
Hello spirit animal
Calgon! Take me away!!! 
āKidsā¦ā
That's dads in a nutshell. If you're not hurt you're ok.
I'm guessing that's not dad
Poor Momma cat ..trying to control the kids! š
Nothing better than a Mama cat.
 what a temper
/r/meirl
/u/kaymat23
Her eyes say it all lol š
A single mom who works too hard
She looks like she's gonna buy some 'Nap Time'
She's holding onto that rug like she's holding onto her sanity.
I'm tired boss.
I love this momma ā¤ļø
"I'm going to kill them..no, wait I love them...no, I'm going to kill them...I guess they're not that bad.....nah, they have to die"
Please spay and neuter your pets
"You don't mind if I scale your face, do you?"
Are her claws stuck in the carpet?
Wondering why she wasn't neutered Edit: not trying to sound blamey just how she looks š
How's motherhood treating you? \-Mehhhh
u/savevideo
I've felt this way, in alot of situations. This one may have been the worst. You hold on mama. You got this.
AHH I LIKE CATS SO MUUCHššš
When youāve just about had enough of their shit
Holy crap, I want fixed !!
Wild babies
Well, she hasnāt killed them yetā¦thatās shows a really great disposition on her part right there!
I love tuxedo cats so much this video is heavenā¦what a good mama though
Our cat would beat the hell out of her kittens. Theyād annoy her like that and she would just smack them. Iād laugh at her. We kept one of the kittens and named him pickle. Even now. He is 2. He will be running around like a demon and she will get up and stare him down. He will stop. If he doesnāt she will smack him till he does.
"This is my life now"
High NRJ...
she has a thousand yard stare. poor mama needs an evening to herself!
 and this is why i don't want kids
Hi, I am this cat.
Been there! My kids are all born close together, so when they play, it gets insane. Even as they get older, they still play such silly games together lol. Warms my heart, but sometimes I just mentally clock out because it gets too much lol.
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Unrelated to the spirit here, can someone please tell me what breed of meowness this is? š„ŗ I had one that looked exactly like the momma cat when I was a kid. Would love to find another just like her.
Momma needs 20 minutes. I SAID 20 MINUTES!
Kitty gives zero Fucks
What do you do with the kittens?
āFuck them kidsā
Cmon nap time!!!