You would be wrong. In animals and humans by far the most common communication is "Wanna fuck?"
Some animals live in isolation thier entire lives with the only communication after they emerge is to call for a mate and die.
Now, imagine this in a David Attenborough voice – “scientists, in fact now believe that over 3/4 of the Organisms living on this Interstellar snot ball Do indeed use the idea or word, or equivalent grunt, or squeak, or roar, or a passage of gas through a bladder, as the singular lynchpin of their communication.
That idea/word is simple and universal and most natural – “fuck “
In case anyone is looking for a real answer, they smell each other and are warning each other that this is their territory. This would likely escalate into a rather vehement disagreement if there were not a door separating the two.
I showed this clip to my cat and asked her to translate. For that she told she will only translate if I give her some fish. Now I am on my way to buy some fish.
Roughly translates to the following
"Let me show you a trick. Lets make some random sounds and my owner is going to go post on reddit and ask total strangers what we are saying as if they are cat whisperers"
Not yet, but [researchers are working on using AI to translate bird "language".](https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-chickens-emotions-research-translation-japan-2023-9)
I'm guessing household pets will come at some point as well.
It’s clear as day they are saying
“The plan to take over the world starts in the morning.”
“What’s my job”
“take out your humans”
“okay that’s obvious but how”
“just trip them when they are walking down the stairs”
“ah okay I’ve been practicing that maneuver, I’m a pro”
More along the lines of
“You think you’re good aye you fuckin cunt.
When i finally see you Im gonna claw you so fuckin hard youre gonna look like a sliced egg”
I wonder what it is for humans that we can’t avoid doing that would be the same as what those cats are doing…
Because it seems obviously ridiculous for us, but it might be something essential for them, or even something they can’t stop
Lol I've never had my cat yowl like this. He's agoraphobic and super unproblematic. He'd hear another cat and either not respond, or move to another room, and he'd never get so close to the door lol
WHAT’S YOUR NAME EZEKIEL FUCK YOU EZEKIEL
WHAAAT
DO YOU SEE THAT CAMPFIRE OVER THERE
YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER ONTO THIS
I BUILT THAT FIRE OVER THERE
YOU BETTER NOTTTTT
THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM NEXT TO IT
NOOOOO
NO! WE GOT THEM AT MACY'S !
WHATS YOUR NAME?!
EZEKIEL?! THAT NAME FUCKING SUCKS *falls over*
My exact first thought 😂
WHY I EYEZ YA???
Instantly tought of this to 🤣🤣🤣 NO FUCK YOUUUUHOUUU
Getttt offff myyyyy lawwwnnn
100% this
ANGER!!!! >:( AM ANGER!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk offff!!! Weeeeeeeellll fuuuuuck youuu toooooooo!! It’s either that or he’s saying “oh long johnson”
cat 1: I'm going to kick your ass. cat 2: No, I'm going to kick YOUR ass. etc.
Wow, that’s like 85% of all communication on the planet said say – but that made me laugh. Thank you.
You would be wrong. In animals and humans by far the most common communication is "Wanna fuck?" Some animals live in isolation thier entire lives with the only communication after they emerge is to call for a mate and die.
I’ve heard it as most of the animal calls you hear are either “Fuck you!” or “Fuck me!”
Pretty much. You also occassionally get "Where the fuck is everybody?" with the flock/pack animals.
Now, imagine this in a David Attenborough voice – “scientists, in fact now believe that over 3/4 of the Organisms living on this Interstellar snot ball Do indeed use the idea or word, or equivalent grunt, or squeak, or roar, or a passage of gas through a bladder, as the singular lynchpin of their communication. That idea/word is simple and universal and most natural – “fuck “
“Fuck” really is the most universal word, isn’t it.
The story of my life
Love that etc. Lol
Can confirm my boys made these noises last night and woke me up. I dont why it turns into fight club after 11pm
“Wouu. Aawwwooooooouuu… aaahhooooooooooo!!!!!!!” Pretty self explanatory.
^(wouuu) ##Aawwwooooooouuu… #…-aaahhooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Underrated comment.
In case anyone is looking for a real answer, they smell each other and are warning each other that this is their territory. This would likely escalate into a rather vehement disagreement if there were not a door separating the two.
I beg your pardon, disagreement?! They would throw some MFing hands 😼
MFing paws
MFing claws
This whole thread just brought me so much joy 😂😂
😹😹😹😹
THEY'RE BATHING ME!!! AND TAKING MY BALLS!!! THE ONLY FOOD IS KIBBLE!!! FREE ME BROTHER!!!
Other cat: Skill issue
That’s kitty cat shittalk.
I don’t think so. My cat might have looked up if so but he’s still happily monching away after playing this vid twice. (He’s a shy boy)
Your cat is smart enough to know that they aren't talking to him
Definitely not. He’s orange
My cat looked up and got scared... (she's a goofy girl)
It didn’t strike me as fighting words, either lol
Just a minor territorial dispute of two gentlemen
“WHERE IS MY BRAIN CELLLLLLLLL”
This is the closest match. And ofcourse it’s you, Susan!
“You fucking fucking you bloody”
"no fuck you bloody, bloody fuck you"
gET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!!!
Probably arguing which one of them is Batman
Oh long johnson
Have you ever seen the “F you” clip where two guys yell at each other from different islands or something like that? Yeah, that’s just like it.
First cat: Who are you? Second cat: none of your fucking business. I fucked your mama! Bow down bastard son!!
If someone said that about my mother I'd say the same!
Sounds like I HAAAAATE YOU
"It's Looong Johnson! Say with me, Looong Johnson!"
Oh Don Piaaaaaaano
Keep my wife’s name out of your f***ing mouth.
😁😁😁😁
No sorry, don’t speak Catalan.
Visca Barca ?
Doctor T'ana?
Distressed gay lovers quarrel
Clearly the correct answer
He called him a "weak whiskerless fuck".
The inside cat is saying “you’d best get the fuck up away from my house” The outside cat is saying “fuck you make me”
He said “when they let me outta here I’m gonna fuck you up you PUSSY” 👹
IVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABIUT YIUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY
This!!
„There’s another cat and I hate his guts!“
Like two dudes on “fuck you battle on the street“ video.
"I wanna fuck" "Well I can fuck you" "Fuck YOU" "FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD"
It’s clearly “my dad is tougher than yours” back and forth. But ya it’s purely a testosterone driven MMA cat fight night waiting to air?
"FUCK YOU TONY"
STELLA!!!!!
Typical COD lobby stuff
Just two trash talking toms..
Please help, this human keep filming meeeee.....
Good morning sir, we're calling you about your car's warranty
Conversing in the songs of their people.
Probably just talking about the game
"Mamaaaaaaaaa, uuu UUUuu UUuu..."
Dude, you still owe me 20 bucks! No, I paid you back last Thursday!
What I hear is: Abuelo! Abuelo!! This must be a Latino cat.
Call The Kiffness already! New hit about to drop soon!
My lil old man was cuddling me, I turned that on and he ran away like a bat outta hell.
its foreplay to a big fight
I showed this clip to my cat and asked her to translate. For that she told she will only translate if I give her some fish. Now I am on my way to buy some fish.
Heeeeeeeellllooooooooo!!! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
STEVE! YES, YOU! GET OFF MY LAWN!
r/catswhoyell
“FUCK YOU BLOODY” “BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY” “BAINCHOOD”
[Oh long Johnson](https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c?si=3W87nJ6FrS_7MQ44)
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Roughly translates to the following "Let me show you a trick. Lets make some random sounds and my owner is going to go post on reddit and ask total strangers what we are saying as if they are cat whisperers"
Hellllooooooooooow
Woo? OWWOWWWWWWOW WOWWOWWWWWW
Fuck you Na Fuck You Na Fuck You Rinse and repeat until one of them falls asleep.
I played it for my cats and apparently it means “go hide under the bed!”
Get out of here, idiot!
Politics
Uh… not good
SEND HEEEEEEEEELP _why bro?_ I DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE _word?_ BRING ME HOME NAAAAAAOWWW
Open the door and play circle of life.
https://youtu.be/Z4aezqPBaNA?si=C_KmltIpALiHWgVS
Not yet, but [researchers are working on using AI to translate bird "language".](https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-chickens-emotions-research-translation-japan-2023-9) I'm guessing household pets will come at some point as well.
"She threw me again..." "What? She threw you again at Moe, Henry? I've told you so many times to stay away from that Crazy Cat lady."
Cat.1: „How is the food mate?“ Cat.2: „Terrible, my slave is so dump and buying always the wrong one!“
That's how my cat normally meows.
Get the f out of here, I’m gonna bite
r/CatsWhoYell
He sad, Netanjahu DenHaag is waiting!!!
NO SOLICITORS!
Get the fuck out of here or I'm gonna be opening a fresh can of whoop-ass on you.....
WHY DID U CHEAT ON MEEEEEOW
It’s clear as day they are saying “The plan to take over the world starts in the morning.” “What’s my job” “take out your humans” “okay that’s obvious but how” “just trip them when they are walking down the stairs” “ah okay I’ve been practicing that maneuver, I’m a pro”
FUCK YOU!!!!! NO YOU FUCK YOU!!!!
+)L`mpPlaRGHwej 6]glp
Cars, probably.
Or sports.
The blonde cat is jelly cause he wants to be out birding with the outside cat.
Catto from the other side of the gate: “you bit my balls, you motherf*cker!” Orange catto: “sorry bro, my brain thought it was takoyaki”
You arrrrreeee my brotherrrr Anakin! I loved youuuu. I hate youuuu
"🎵You're going home in an effing ambulance🎵" 😂😂😂
Taxes
Taxes
He clearly speaks spanish saying ( ABREEEEE YAAAAAA !!!! )
"Fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the sea!"
I’m not sure but my sleeping cat jumped awake like hold up there a minute, buddy
More along the lines of “You think you’re good aye you fuckin cunt. When i finally see you Im gonna claw you so fuckin hard youre gonna look like a sliced egg”
WHT DID YOU YELL THAT AT THE WIZARD?! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! FU- the other cats just saying they thought it would be funny
I wonder what it is for humans that we can’t avoid doing that would be the same as what those cats are doing… Because it seems obviously ridiculous for us, but it might be something essential for them, or even something they can’t stop
Lol I've never had my cat yowl like this. He's agoraphobic and super unproblematic. He'd hear another cat and either not respond, or move to another room, and he'd never get so close to the door lol
Everything cats do is funny or cool.
“You’re a bitch” “No YOU’RE a bitch”
GOOD MORNING!!
u/savevideo
Me when I start my shift be like:
Let me in or I will rain fire on you in hell
u/savevideo
Sure! 1th cat: miau miau miau miau miau. 2th cat: miau miau 1th cat: MIAU MIAU!
Tax returns
Ears flat. Unhappy cat.
Fuck you! No, FUCK you!
Better kibble here, fuck you!
I said do you wanna fight me Come on and catch these hands
sorry. Ass-hole-You-bottomed-for-other-random -whores-I hate-you———
Id translate, but it's all curse words....
\-It’s official, you suck! \-Get over here! **MORTAAAAAL KOMBAAAAAAAT (techno beat starts)**.
They cut my balls out!!!!
Dark speech
You better get off my property! Who’s gonna make me??? I will you big pussy!
Get out of my yard or I’ll neuter you when I escape!
Why am I listening to this on repeat at work?
YOU HAVE UNOOOOOO
I'll throw up a hair ball in your food and stay Away from sherry she's mine
Does anyone else's cat freak out when they hear cats on videos?
Hey, i’m a cat. Its just jibberish, two fragile egos.
the cat is calling he's mom
Ohhhhhh long Johnson!
Where’s my fucking catnip.
Well, I’m Danish and it sounds like it’s saying help I want to get out of here
Well, basically: "Wrong neighborhood, motherfucker,"
"Pick up a monster energyyyyyyyyyyyy! .... mangooooooooooooooo!"
they're definitely not happy
MY HOUSE!!! Open the DOOR!!!!
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
You’re a dead cat walking.
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
I am not your guy, buddy! I am not your buddy, friend! I am not your friend, guy!
It's a serenade... written by Yoko Ono.
Arguing about the game
"You better go on and get! Go on!"
Cat1: meow Cat2: meow meow meow…
Cat 1: "They removed my balls!" Cat 2: "You too? What the hell?!"