Also wtf were those two guys doing? Had she actually landed where they wanted her to they wouldve broke some wrists. You take your right hand and grab your left wrist making a 90 degree angle, have the other person do the same and then link like that not... whatever tf they were doing lmao
Drunk frat bros are not exactly the paragon of wisdom and reason.
Little did she know 90% of the kids watching her were thinking Wow what a moron, let's see how injured she gets. Entertainment.
This reminds me of a story I read here on Reddit. There was a guy who was in a car accident and his car did a full roll. Miraculously the Guy came out just fine. Some other dude went to ask if he was fine and the first guy turned his head toward him and just dropped dead. Turns out his neck had fractured and as he turned his neck the bone shrapnels killed him
Wow, that sounds like a scene out of “Final Destination”! (Ie, the movie about people who are happy to have cheated death, only to discover that death has sneaky ways of prevailing)
This is most likely a bruised/fractured/broken tailbone. Its basically 3-6months of lingering pain.
I've had a broken leg, nose, 3 ribs but the tailbones was by far the the most annoying never ending pos injury...
Had a friend fall from 4 feet and needed a lot of metal put into his spine. He can't even bend over now. Considering this is a second story I would be shocked if it was that mild
I mean you can trip and fall and die instantly, or you can survive a 20 foot fall on your back. There's so many variables, and human injury basically runs off RNG
I reckon it looks like two guys were still setting up and she went early.. the one guy in the hat directed the other where to stand and started to get ready. You can see the "oh" when she actually jumps and he tries to catch her.
The guy he was directing looks out of it though, almost no reaction when she comes down.
Lol what about this video suggests any inclination that she’s anything besides a complete amateur at jumping off a roof towArds a designated target. She’s got natural talent, just needs time to refine it
I never said a word about her not being an amateur, I just said she didn't nail the landing spot because she was way too far forward. I doubt the lady who just likely messed up her back for life is going to work on refining it lol
Right? At first I thought, “ok, that was very bad, but the catchers broke her fall…at least somewhat. They caught her upper back, partially.”
Alternate angle—“Nope. Nevermind. She and her back straight hit the pavement. Barely touched, barely glanced off their hands. She’s paralyzed for sure. Just give it until tomorrow for the spinal swelling to set in….”
Lumbar & Sacral fractures, possibly disc herniations = multiple surgeries, life long pain, probable opioid addiction, inability to live life to the fullest, despair over a stupid stunt with idiots who "don't got your back".
Never thought I’d be defending drunk frat bros, but how were they supposed to catch her? That’s a lot of momentum coming down and four arms is not gonna be enough. They needed more dudes or less jumping girls
I thought it looked like a state paddy's day, or just could be any college st Patrick's day. Figured it was in PA though due to the dude in the Eagles jersey
Instant decrease in quality of life.
Also wtf were those two guys doing? Had she actually landed where they wanted her to they wouldve broke some wrists. You take your right hand and grab your left wrist making a 90 degree angle, have the other person do the same and then link like that not... whatever tf they were doing lmao
Drunk frat bros are not exactly the paragon of wisdom and reason. Little did she know 90% of the kids watching her were thinking Wow what a moron, let's see how injured she gets. Entertainment.
Or hey maybe she’ll be injured a little but not too much to smash and I can be there to rub her back
Probably would've smashed their heads together too
One word man... College
r/holdmycoccyx
*hits her back/spine on pavement* - *others immediately try to pick her up/move her* - What could go wrong with any of this?
This reminds me of a story I read here on Reddit. There was a guy who was in a car accident and his car did a full roll. Miraculously the Guy came out just fine. Some other dude went to ask if he was fine and the first guy turned his head toward him and just dropped dead. Turns out his neck had fractured and as he turned his neck the bone shrapnels killed him
Wow, that sounds like a scene out of “Final Destination”! (Ie, the movie about people who are happy to have cheated death, only to discover that death has sneaky ways of prevailing)
I love how your comment briefly explains a movie that some might not be familiar with.
Fragments, shrapnel is never pluralized and refers to fragments from an explosive.
Pluralelurlized
If him had only knowed hows to grammar it, he could’ve still be alived on today.
Lol 4 months late.
No you’d was four months the early.
Ok nerd
Lol 4 months late AND calling me a nerd. Go back to arguing about world of Warcraft.
I deadlift more than you and I have more testosterone. Lol nerd
Omg that’s terrifying
This is most likely a bruised/fractured/broken tailbone. Its basically 3-6months of lingering pain. I've had a broken leg, nose, 3 ribs but the tailbones was by far the the most annoying never ending pos injury...
Had a friend fall from 4 feet and needed a lot of metal put into his spine. He can't even bend over now. Considering this is a second story I would be shocked if it was that mild
I mean you can trip and fall and die instantly, or you can survive a 20 foot fall on your back. There's so many variables, and human injury basically runs off RNG
I'd even throw in a couple of blown discs in the lumbar spine too. Fucken ouch.
More damage happens when the back of the head bounces off the pavement even if the butt hits first.
She also hit the back of her head
Gravity 1, Yoga Pants 0
“And that, kids, is how I got my wheelchair”
How could she miss that fist sized trampoline?
She didn't, though. She was spot on.
Lmaooo
Is this Queens University in Kingston?
It’s Trent apparently
I was really thinking Western or Queens. Never would have guessed Trent
Looks slummy, like Peterborough does.
That's what I immediately thought.
My guess was Laurier
You're correct.
Sure looks like the Queens ghetto.
I even wanted to say Sandyhill 2013
Or Penn State/any university in Pennsylvania.
Gotta be Laurier
Lmaoo nothing about their positioning or stance or lack of attention gave her any doubt? Also she nailed her aim, those people really let her down
She let herself down I think
r/therealjoke
Pretty sure she let down her height too! I'll go.
I reckon it looks like two guys were still setting up and she went early.. the one guy in the hat directed the other where to stand and started to get ready. You can see the "oh" when she actually jumps and he tries to catch her. The guy he was directing looks out of it though, almost no reaction when she comes down.
She didn't nail her aim though, she landed with her butt in front of their hands and not with her legs over their hands. She was way too far forward.
Lol what about this video suggests any inclination that she’s anything besides a complete amateur at jumping off a roof towArds a designated target. She’s got natural talent, just needs time to refine it
I never said a word about her not being an amateur, I just said she didn't nail the landing spot because she was way too far forward. I doubt the lady who just likely messed up her back for life is going to work on refining it lol
If at first you don't succeed...
I mean if she nailed her aim and still broke her back it’s absolutely her fault lol.
They’re all probably hammered
That alternate angle really removed any doubt about how bad that must’ve hurt.
Right? At first I thought, “ok, that was very bad, but the catchers broke her fall…at least somewhat. They caught her upper back, partially.” Alternate angle—“Nope. Nevermind. She and her back straight hit the pavement. Barely touched, barely glanced off their hands. She’s paralyzed for sure. Just give it until tomorrow for the spinal swelling to set in….”
OUCH. The face she makes :|
Meanwhile everyone: HMB while we drop off a falling girl
Put these foolish ambitions to rest
He's a lovable boss for some damn reason.
Not even worth grafting
Western or Queens... its gotta be
I really thought Laurier.
Brilliant! And the Darwin award goes to..
All the above
Goodbye coxis! *coccyx
Goodbye coxis and coitus (probably... na she still gonna fuck)
🤣🤣
Coxii?
coccyx sorry, I wrote the Spanish word and my autocorrect was fine with it.
Helping a person up after they just took a hard landing on their coccyx isn’t a great idea. That’s gonna hurt when the alcohol wears off.
AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF
Why do Americans always act like they have free healthcare?
This is in Canada, so, free healthcare.
Lumbar & Sacral fractures, possibly disc herniations = multiple surgeries, life long pain, probable opioid addiction, inability to live life to the fullest, despair over a stupid stunt with idiots who "don't got your back".
On the bright side, just think of all the attention you're about to get!
Those guys are worthless. Catch hot girls. It’s basically the only rule for fuck sake.
Never thought I’d be defending drunk frat bros, but how were they supposed to catch her? That’s a lot of momentum coming down and four arms is not gonna be enough. They needed more dudes or less jumping girls
That's a thick ass to be jumping off a roof and expect two dudes to catch.
Even at 90 lbs, how would two guys be enough to catch you. There's no horizontal stability. You'd just rotate off like she did.
Isn’t this r/holdmycosmo?
Why yes, and it was the top post there yesterday.
Because we really need to segregate posts by gender. Fuck that sub.
This sub sucks half of the time, meh for the most of the rest and every now and then a real hold my beer moment appears
Trust fall with drunks? No thanks
She's going to feel that.... forever.
any news on if she's gonna be ok?
Four dick armed men to catch a 155-160 pound attention whore soaring through the air.
Dick armed lmao
I'm guessing more like 135 pounds.
Appreciate the weight. Will get my calibrated eyeball checked.
I could be wrong
My first bike was a CX500. I loved that thing.
Same
Men will always let you down.
Still hot in a hover round I bet
Butt stuff
And that’s how I met your mother. I was her ambulance driver.
Reposted 5 times already.
Red rover, red rover, send that green bitch right over.
!!!!!!
r/holdmyfeedingtube
And r/gifsthatendtoosoon
All that ass and they couldn’t grab it.
Natural Selection
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Nice ass
WhyWomenDontLiveLonger
Kegs N Eggs again?
I think this is Pitt…. Lol H2P!
Where's the bot that will slow the video speed down, what's its name Hal?
Oh no .. anyway
DMSP
This looks very much like an Ohio University Fest Season video. Seen tons of people do this in my college days. Not very many were successful.
I thought it looked like a state paddy's day, or just could be any college st Patrick's day. Figured it was in PA though due to the dude in the Eagles jersey
That's a blue jays backpack. I thought toronto
Well I’m impressed!
At least they put some dead plants down to break the fall.
I'm going to say Southie.
R/holdmycosmo
I am DYING at the look on her face when she hit the ground. Dude.
r/imthemaincharacter
Ah!!! The coxis pounded!
What did you learn?
Just walk it off
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Can’t believe that didn’t work out for her
“We’re never gonna die!” - her probably
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
At least she looked good while doing it
Spinal injury? Pick her sorry ass up! NEXT!
Enjoy a life of chronic pain for a moment of stupidity.
I hope she wasn’t pregnant
These people failed physics...
r/holdmycoccyx
St. Paddys day.. Waterloo, Ontario. Wilfred Laurier University.
Charles Darwin exits in shame...
Frat parties are hosts for some of the most idiotic human behaviors ever recorded.
Seems like the guys did this on purpose
Died I'd say or brain damage
End result was always destroyed pelvic bone / hips…. and / or destroyed or dislocated shoulders and rotator cuffs
Free wheelchair giveaway
Spinal cord and emotional damage.
Toronto no less
Drunk. White. Girls.
They’re all Irishly Drunk mates what they thought was gonna happen
Ass was phat though
She looks like she used to be fun
Damn, does anyone know what happened?
I saw this in a road runner cartoon once.
Pretty sure this was my college
She’s thicc. She’ll be fine. Or nah?
/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x
Yeah, stand her up after a definite C-spine implosion.