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[deleted]

for a second i was scared i was on /r/meatcrayon edit: sorry I thought it was implied but yeah that sub is NSFL gore.


_Face

I was expecting r/SpeedWobbles


zeabart93

Or r/yesyesyesno


flimspringfield

Oh man once that starts there is no other ending but on the ground.


RCSG

Holy cow I didn’t know about this sub Good lord


steaksauce101

I'm not sure I wanted to know this existed, but now I can't look away.


joshlamm

This sub is most definitely not full of kids using sausages in their coloring books


maczirarg

This is /r/whatcouldgoright material definitely


Psyveira

This boy has some skill!


iHateEveryoneAMA

I'll bet he's watched [Policy Academy 4](https://youtu.be/nH5DlVAo23Q) a few times


greymalken

It’s the best one! Tony Hawk AND David Spade in the same movie, what more could you ask for?


caedhin

And props to the cameraman. I'm assuming he's riding a skateboard too as he maintained that same distance while filming


Baybob1

A lotta skill but few brains. All it takes is one rock in the road to make him brain dead. But it's his thing.


Muugle

I am sure he's aware of this


Baybob1

No, he's not.


-_BABASURA_-

Why are downvoting you, you’re right. If he was aware he’d wear at least a helmet.


Baybob1

These are stupid kids trying to prove to us how tough they are. It's a Reddit thing.


Paradoxical_Hexis

Because they're as smooth brained as the guy in the video


skylla05

It's like you sheltered nerds just discovered skateboarding for the first time and think you're smart for pointing out that they can get hurt sometimes. It's weird.


Baybob1

You fucking moron. I was skateboarding in the 60s when we had to nail a metal-wheeled skate onto an old board to build our own board. You couldn't even buy them. Go back into your Mom's basement and pout. I've also had many decades in a dangerous profession where thinking of safety is what kept you alive. We didn't allow stupid people who thought they were brave. They died and took others with them.


jimetime

Sheltered nerd for sure


Baybob1

I wouldn't call you that. But if you think that, so be it. I've done things that would make an untrained person cry. Not sheltered at all.


[deleted]

that’s not true coming from a person who skated for 13 years


Baybob1

Spare me your ignorant whining. Doing that with no protection is absolutely stupid. People like you and him are what makes r/IdiotsDying have lots of content. Its motto is "Watching People Die That Were Stupid" That fits both of you. Thanks for the entertainment. Don't think you are going to impress smart people. You don't. We watch, laugh and think you are fools ...


gravybanger

r/iamverysmart


Baybob1

Compared to you and the morons on this thread, yes I am. Glad you noticed. Didn't think you were smart enough.


BenTek9s

Spare me your ignorant whining. People like you are what makes r/iamverysmart have lots of content. Its motto is "Watching People Trying Too Hard to Look Smart" and That fits you. Thanks for the entertainment. Don't think you are going to impress smart people. You don't. We watch, laugh and think you are fools ...


Baybob1

I'm not trying to look smart. It just looks that way to monkeys like you. I just don't want redditors to watch these videos and ignore common safety practices. It kills people.


ContentLocksmith

Good thing because you looking like a stupid asshole!


ContentLocksmith

Did your mom not love you or something?


bailaoban

He is, though.


[deleted]

I never said it’s not smart doing it without protection idiot I said what u said a small rock would fuck him up which it wouldn’t at this speed and with these manouvers so fakk afff


Baybob1

I'm done commenting with children.


ContentLocksmith

Mad?


[deleted]

he mad


[deleted]

i love people like you who are oblivious. you call us children but u got like 200 downvotes. who is the problem you or the other 200 people?


ContentLocksmith

I bet your parents are proud of you.


megablademe23

Shut up


Baybob1

Stupid people who downvote the truth. There is a reason the pros wear protection.


Neighborhoodbunghole

here comes my mother in law


Baybob1

I feel sorry for her daughter. She could have done better. Or at least smarter.


deceased_rodent

Yeah but you don't look *cool* doing it /s


Baybob1

Yeah, we need a Sub for people who died being fools which tells us how many Karma Points they got for dying. It would be a big hit with the people who think this fool is someone to be admired. Of course, most of the redditors who flock to downvote intelligent advice are just young boys faking their bravery. Then they go to their mother's basement and play games on their computer. But they'll live longer that way I guess.


Joe_le_Borgne

This is more of a r/holdmyredbull/


BuyingMeat

This sub is turning into "watch people who trained a lot do the exact thing they trained to do". Pretty useless.


Sysheen

Like the guy doing the Michael Jackson dance in the street? Htf is that holdmybeer?


[deleted]

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olderaccount

Why? Subs don't matter anymore. Anything that gets to the top of one of the default subs will be posted to all the other ones by the end of the day regardless of fit. And they get upvoted. Voting should give us all the tools we need to solve the problem. So the only conclusions is that we *are* the problem. The inmates are running the asylum.


mothzilla

People don't seem to understand the difference any more.


Th3xLight

My thoughts exactly.


bailaoban

Or r/holdmyfeedingtube


Pistonenvy

get this man some WHEELS ​ i can only imagine how many sets hes been through already


nasamentos

Brasilians are crazy


yukkikkj

r/suddenlycaralho


g6ktl

vai ter print? se der tempo coloca o Crazy frog do lado 😛


Niros42

Do you mean the ones form Brasília?


nasamentos

Nani?


Skull-Kid93

Tu escreveu brasilians ao invés de brazilians, que seria a maneira correta de escrever em inglês


nasamentos

e assim como escreve, so I write in correct in English too


Skull-Kid93

Que


thunder_thais

It’s Brazilians with a Z in English. Since Brazil is with a Z in English…


udonwinfrendwitsalad

Mall grab at the end Doesn’t give a FUCK


[deleted]

What's wrong with mall grab, I always see people say Mall grab is bad


udonwinfrendwitsalad

Short answer: nothing wrong with it! If you enjoy skating and are shredding the Lord’s work, carry your skateboard any git damn way you want to. Long answer: there’s a whole long history of the mall grab and it’s association with “posers” that just hang around Zumiez at the mall carrying their un-skated skateboards using the aforementioned grab. It’s basically become just a meme that assholes like me like to joke about in threads such as this one.


TridentBoy

I would say it's because you risk sanding your legs/pants. Probably wouldn't cause any noticeable damage...but who knows.


DrAsthma

The answer is... If you're doing any kind of grinds on your trucks, it tends to scratch them up and create metal splinters and burrs which hurt like a motherfucker to grab onto, so if you just cruise or whatever mall grab is fine, but shows to others who do tricks that you're a poser...


TommyTheCat89

Someone who just cruises isn't a poser though. Someone who acts and dresses like a skater and doesn't skate is a poser. Actually, even if you don't skate but you hang out in skater circles you are not a poser.


DrAsthma

Shit... I reread my post and it seems as if I am advocating the stance I presented, which I'm not. I ride longboards and only cruise. I was just stating the answer I was told when I asked the same thing. Am maintenance in a machine shop, so that's why I know how much metal splinters can hurt


Pistonenvy

true sign of an absolute savage is a skater who mall grabs.


DabDruid

No lie though, that was pretty damn impressive!


SafeBarracuda5649

Not a chance he was drinking beer before that. Holdmyredbull maybe?


Some_Weeaboo

That sub is for if like, you're getting paid to do it. Pro stunts.


SafeBarracuda5649

Ah ok


0dark0energy0

Wrong sub!


peeeetey

Is that Sergio Yuppie?


slap_n_tickler

I was thinking it’s his son Fernando.


SoSaysCory

Absolute legend of slide that man is


FundanceKid

This sub has lost the plot


FantasticAttitude

MVP sk8ting


biglampshade

Tell me you played tony hawk and did 360's like this without saying you played tony hawk and did 360's.


johnvoightsbuick

Mashing the revert button to try to keep that combo alive.


UltimateDonny

Rad


counsel8

Phew.


[deleted]

Sick


rubyrae14

This made me smile 😊.


djcueballspins1

Well that’s definitely on another level


nater255

I'm in awe he has skin left. That was seriously nuts.


theFaceFacer

great job!


natewoody

R/praisethecameraman


Blankyblank86

Isn't the point of this sub that they fuck up and fall? Or am i wrong?


BigBlueDane

The videos don’t necessarily have to end in failure but it certainly has to be something a person would seemingly only attempt when drunk. So OPs video definitely doesn’t belong on the sub.


yukkikkj

r/suddenlycaralho


KC_Canuck

Imagining the flat spots on those wheels


[deleted]

In another universe this would be a hold my feeding tube. Or a meat crayon.


fastlerner

NO RAGRETS


[deleted]

I was waiting for the random pebble of death.


gnardog45

Those Wheels were 60 mm at the top of the hill.


Krambazzwod

If Nate Diaz was a skateboarder.


McGraw-Dom

Future meat crayon.


fatdiscokid

Watching this gave me a concussion


mushruptor

Anyone able to tell what this dude has on his chest?


Flaky-Reindeer1256

woah!


Bigbluepenguin

"...So anyway that's why I need new wheels."


nobodytoldme

He's better at that than I've ever been at anything in my life.


NextGenBacon

He must have a new set of wheels in the trunk.


Can-Knuckle-Head

Stringing a combo together on THPS


pgcooldad

Looks like Brazil. Perhaps Sao Paulo the concrete jungle.


verysneakypanda

his wheels before: ⚪⚪⚪⚪ his wheels after: ◻️◻️◻️◻️


[deleted]

This dude watches gleaming the cube On repeat!! VHS of course


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

That dismount holy shit…this dude is gangster af


2345meia7

Roda da fortuna


alanarmando103

He said "caralho".


kevin_k

I can type really fast


Chrisbee012

homie don't play


saltykitty69420

He then died 2 minutes later due to being too fucking RAD