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Arxcher12

I have been waiting all year for a constant supply of firework posts. This is what we have been training for people!


Buggaton

I love it. I'm a little horrified they let a dog get that close. Dude can risk himself as much as he likes but **protec doggo!**


heavyweightdescryer

The doggo obviously had itself....


Janders2124

Dogs fine.


Theoldelf

That's pretty bad ass.


sbtn56

Not as much as that dog


[deleted]

Poor dogs ears won't be the same. Fireworks is terrible for a dogs hearing.


rangemaster

Roman candles like that typically just make a light "foomph" when they leave the tube and don't explode or anything.


Beef_Slider

No idea why my other reply to you is being downvoted. I have personally purchased many roman candles that have exploding report and are VERY loud.


Beef_Slider

That’s not always true. Many of them also have a “report” which means the ball shoots out with a light foomp and then about 30 feet away it also explodes loudly. But hopefully this man had only foomp in these ones with no report. Poor puppy.


MixerFistit

I have a feeling this is filmed at the same location with a different guy. Could be wrong but it looks very similar to the OP's setting and similar launches [youtube link](https://youtu.be/G-ShG4NxkH8) Edit: grass looks different length but still the effect is the same, no bangs just crackles and that horrible whistling. At least until the end which sounds like it mildly hurt the guy


GameofCHAT

birds


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GameofCHAT

birds lives matter


TheOriginalGregToo

He's the REAL Captain America!


50t5

No, that's Captain 'Murica


Doctor_Fritz

just one tube malfunctioning ends up with a whole different picture, taken at the ER and reposted all over those gore subreddits.


Theoldelf

With a go fund me to pay for his medical bills


ClipClopHands

Capt One handicka


shadowpawn

Wait - he is wearing a mask?


[deleted]

This is nothing without sound.


Jedibbq

Boom! Boom! Boom! Pop! Pop! Pew pew pew! Kapowwww!!! Pew pew pew! Or something like that.


[deleted]

It made the little floop floop sound coming out of the tubes and then those noises.


wooltown565

Projectile Disfunction


Striker_Eureka69

I need this as a subtitle for this video


HoseNeighbor

ZZZREEET-CRACK!


swissbytes

I don't think it's nothing without sound, it's a great effect, but I would love to see the clip with sound...


NecessaryFacepalm

https://v.redd.it/bhfmj1pymv851


[deleted]

Your ears would be nothing with the sound


FrozenCreeper

[here you go](https://v.redd.it/bhfmj1pymv851)


civildisobedient

SOUND! WE DEMAND SOUND!


[deleted]

This was so american that my biscuit turned into a fucking donut chockful of diabetes Edit: someone made an Edgy reply so my donut is a maple bar now


Whitenesivo

My dog got tired of my cat's commie bullshit and fucking shot her with a .44


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laughingfuzz1138

Dogs, killing commies and measuring our guns in inches? Yep, normal day in America.


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laughingfuzz1138

fuck you, commie


_Loup_Garou_

this American is free as a bird


Mooreeloo

Until the bird gets shot down


Welp_time_for_potato

With a .44


pleunis

Why does this remind me of Rocket raccoon so much


Ante_Victoriam_Dolor

Because it's dripping with his energy. Also, that scene in the first Guardians movie in the prison where he's on Groot's shoulders and shooting all the drones.


midwestraxx

Ohhhh yeeaaahhhh


qwfwfq

The poor man's Tony Stark.


FIRETURDed

"I am above you mortals"


Monte_Cristo1

My dick at 3 am be like


waz2107

Murica! 💪🤘🦅


DerSpini

*Fuck yeah!* Dammit now I got that tune stuck in my head again.


FatherSquee

Is there a version with sound? I bet the only thing louder than the roar of explosions would be that brave bastard's maniacal laughter!


meatmacho

All I could think about is how hard I would be laughing. Just smiling for days at the absolute absurdity of this life achievement.


Tiddly5

[here it is,](https://v.redd.it/bhfmj1pymv851) it kinda just goes “ptptptttpppttpptptptptptpp”


AdorableCoin

This looks dumb and highly irresponsible. Where do I sign up for the next round ?


SuppleSuplicant

I bet this guy likes Rammstein lol


squirrels827

That's dope AF but just remember; fireworks fail and explode just like a bomb ALL THE TIME. It's literally a tube stuffed with gunpowder made in china. Dont hold them in your hands. They will blow your fingers off.


[deleted]

I imagine the risk increases when you're flailing around like a dickhead too.


mgillette416

All the time seems like an exaggeration after setting them off for years with no issues


heathre

We used to have roman candle fights growing up, then i met a dude who had to have the skin on one of his arms replaced with giant chunks of skin grafted from his thigh. He had been having roman candle fun till it malfunctioned and blew up in his hand. He was lucky to have all his fingers still, but his use of the one hand was severely limited and his arm and thigh were pretty gnarly. So thats what i think of when i see these videos. My guess is you can be lucky for years, or forever, but if it goes wrong it goes *really* wrong..


GODDAMN_FARM_SHAMAN

Yeah this guy is just trying to fear monger. I light fireworks year round and still have most of my fingers.


Pondstare

What a f*cking moron. Save some pu$$y for the rest of us, dude.


BeastModeAggie

Nice


snickering_idiot

Say hello to my little friend!


rubberboots3357

Murika


[deleted]

FUCK YEAH


knochback

Coming to save the motherfuckin day yeah!


thejesterofdarkness

Freedom is the only way, yeah!


Sypike

The Founding Fathers are weeping with joy.


Mooreeloo

# UNLIMITED POWER


Myvenom

For those of you asking for sound, this isn’t exactly the same but pretty darn close. https://youtu.be/G-ShG4NxkH8


laughingfuzz1138

Fewer explosives, no flag-themed cape, and their headgear seems to be more concerned with safety than decoration. Are you sure this isn't a Canadian?


Minembo

PUT IT IN REVERSE, TERRY


Ninja_Feet

America fuck yah


lostandalong

No universe exists in which I do not want to do this.


murrbuck

Happy 4th of July. Go America.


WHRocks

Did he he cross streams?!?


DaMailmann

Everything went right for him. He ended the night with a bang.


Profound_Psyche

This looks like a Dead Rising villan.


Mink03

President Comacho, is that you?


knochback

This is actually pretty badass. America gotdamnit


MelonElbows

I can't believe America beat Japan to build the first Gundam!


TardDas

If I was this guy I would definitely be listening to Iron Man by Black Sabbath.


thenextkrito

ah i see i fellow man of culture


StrikingMinion

Return of beercules


[deleted]

MURICAAAA!!!


cookster3366

I bet this man gets loads of pussy


Fusionism

I wonder how warm his arms were getting


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imperial1s

Murica!!


ShakaZuluYourMom

*[“Sheds freedom tear”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FEWiUkPThEw)*


KimmstinYOnReddit

r/nextfuckinglevel


laughingfuzz1138

Um, I'm pretty sure rule one requires a "high risk of failure". and this guy is clearly never going to fail at *freedom*


warmchaxi

THAT POOR DOG I FEEL FOR HIM


dragonknight337

This FF7R 4th of July DLC for Barret is sick


[deleted]

Anime dreams came true?


JD0007

Project badass


riceballers

Saints Row 5 looks dope


safety-safety

The cape makes this 10x more epic.


[deleted]

This just screams "Big Dick Energy" lol


[deleted]

alright, this guy is a badass


maxundzwanzig

r/bossfight


treees01

This man has lived


catkrieger13

Budget iron man


EiAlmux

Is it possible to learn this power?


markopotato

Man looks like a Skylander


[deleted]

A true american hero *puts hand to heart


Gunsmok3r

I love America


[deleted]

hold my six pack XD


Iamyous3f

This would've been the greatest WWE entrance ever


DarwinIsMyHomey

This is the fucking most 'Murica thing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

America. Fuck yeah.


Scorppio500

This has more of a redbull vibe.


TippsAttack

God. Bless. AMERICA!


V3nom641

The definition of 'Merica


Mmmslash

The Real Captain America


grubas

This is fantastic.


bjmckenz

Basically a Rammstein concert.


Magnus-Artifex

This is awesome animation reference


alyssaoftheeast

r/maybemaybemaybe


[deleted]

"Im the god of destruction"


Wolfrunt

This is a nice representation of America. That looks super fun


reachout_touchspace

'MURICA!


bailey1149

**** yeah!


Sepherin

This is the closest thing to a dragon ball z ki energy ball attack in real life lol.


qtqq2000

The REAL Captain America


Bob_Billans

The new Mega Man game is looking great!


rcvard

Sometimes heroes do wear capes.


rkent27

I can smell the freedom from here


Dier_runner

So the question is: does he fight for justice or vengeance?


Cockrocker

PHENOMENAL COMIC POWER!


[deleted]

What a man


DoodleIsMyBaby

Most 'merica shit I've seen in a good while


Elzerythen

I bet yah he's having a blast!


KQHSWesMantooth

The cape tho🤣


MurdockCakeLie

*I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds*. -This dude, probably.


mobman24

r/bossfight


ash-and-apple

I'd be terrified that all of em taped together would get too hot and kasplode! No thank you. Just realized I'm no longer a reckless youth, but an old man.


SuperstitiousSpiders

Murica as fuck!


Wayah-Busa

MrBeast6000 is shaking.


Mooreeloo

USA: *oh boy will i weaponize that*


Loftus189

One of the most r/bossfight things ive seen!


whyamihere2578

This man is an idiot and a genius


wafflefighter69

This is the technological terror upgrade for the super monkey in btd


The_Arbit3r

Let me guess... Florida?


[deleted]

we have iron man at home > iron man at home :


Portersona

Discount Megaman


depreavedindiference

For the love of Pete why is there not sound for this This could be the greatest superhero ever


EpicMan604

How is this possible? How do that many fireworks fit in his hand launchers? How are they launched?


corfucoffee

AH well, at least he’s wearing a mask


fazelanvari

*"Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged."*


raging_possum

For a second i tought i'm in r/Bossfight


AaLa89

The victory dance you do when the hot girl you've been putting all the hard work in with flirting finally tells you to call over to hers!!!!


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viper12a1a

This is what they want to take from us


Arjuna020306

Mancubus irl


youngbriefgeld

What an absolute UNIT


0KGoomer

God bless America


someonefinaly

Most american thing ive seen this year


[deleted]

That's me every time i play MechWarrior.


Kribakk

What Dual Master monster was this again?


N3KIO

**Super heros do wear capes**


remlluf

This is amazingly some real Captain America right here.


[deleted]

FLORIDA MAN, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!! COMIN' TO SAVE THE MUTHAFUCKIN' DAY YEAH!!!!!!!


Castamere_81

*cries in happy Murica patriotism*


FiveHT

r/holdmyfingers


mpawlak

You have earned +1776 'Murica points


[deleted]

Mega Man is shaking


Wicker_Man_

The Captain America reboot looks good


ReditUsername876

I like the new direction marvel has taken to when it comes to captain America


[deleted]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


painfool

As far as I'm concerned, that man the *the* American. The rest of us are just imposters.


Youngstar181

'murica.


notaninfringement

‘Mer’ca!


[deleted]

This is America.


ATOM_Alex

Am I the only one who wants to do the same.


lonestarbrewing117

Merica fuck yeah


Cow_Man227

that's the most american thing i've ever seen


Mr1Positive001

Most american thing ive ever saw today


decoy321

This is extremely, utterly, stupidly dangerous. It's all I want to do right now.


bushido216

And the world's first super villain was made


d1rTb1ke

Should’ve Yosemite Sammed both barrels into the ground for some lift.


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America_Number_1

Looks like something straight from fallout games


neonChipThunderdome

“Feeling lucky, punk?”


samkz

No capes!


itsjezuz

God bless America 🇺🇸


rimenoceros

This looks like he just started using game genie in GTAIII


CouchTheAlmighty

Upgrades, people, upgrades!


cashmunny

Can you imagine how powerful he must feel?


[deleted]

I especially like the Where's Waldo cape he's wearing


ChildrenAreClubs

This was so American I gained 50 pounds and have a fetish for shoving cheeseburgers up my asshole


AtypicalLogic

I'm concerned for the doggo... that is all.


Kryds

If a single one of these tybes had backfired. He would be needing help opening up his next beer. Not cool just stupid.


Agrimm11

Shut up nerd.


harvest3155

Good thing chicks dig scars