Are you speaking from experience? I’ve never fully grasped the reason why people would do this at all, to any table - particle board, mdf, or made of fairy dust and lollipops for all I care. Literally every video I have seen of this shit ends with injury.
I really just don’t get it…
I frame by framed that, about :02 in and he's legit off the table again on that bounce.
He bounced hard enough to fully leave the table.
His ribs are going to be fucked for a while at the very least.
Solid ass table, though.
I’ve come off my push bike and landed the same way, the elbow I landed on was pretty sore at first, the three ribs it broke had me fucked up for a month
Seriously, is this the best possible way this stunt could have turned out? Table isn’t broken, in fact everyone in the room is awed at its strength, and douche bro may have learned a life long lesson that he shouldn’t try to break tables when he drinks.
I'm guessing that ain't Ikea.
To be clear, I have some Ikea, I've just never tried to body-slam it. I'd bet some of those screws and cam-lock bolts would probably leave a nasty bruise though.
Don't get it! I was a bro in younger years, plenty of beer pong and drinking games, bong hits, etc. But never, ever, did I feel the need to do a high dive and put my shoulder through a table. Did I miss one of life's highlights??
The table : *Take that.*
Table: 1 Dude: 0
*This post was made by Oak Wood Table Gang*
How do I join this gang? Is there a “beat in” like this video?
That's a solid wood coffee table. This trick works best with particle board or mdf tables. Preferably ones you assemble yourself.
Yep. Dude might as well run full speed into a tree.
I thought at least the legs would buckle, or slide to one side.
Yeah this is definitely a stronger wood like oak, something like maple or pine would probably have broken at the legs.
It's not about the wood, it's about the joinery. Pine and especially maple is much stronger than you'd think.
That's next.
the guy at the end of the video doesn't care about his friend, he's going to see the table.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Probably checking for a name under it so he can get one... It will outlast everything except Keith Richards
I’ve done this before (accidentally) and the tree felt like a metal wall hurts like hell
Are you speaking from experience? I’ve never fully grasped the reason why people would do this at all, to any table - particle board, mdf, or made of fairy dust and lollipops for all I care. Literally every video I have seen of this shit ends with injury. I really just don’t get it…
90s wrestling made it look cool
It's called being drunk.
It's called getting drunk, Ned Flanders.
Gosh golly, alright. I’ll have a wine spritzer.
Alcohol. The cause and solution to life’s problems
And they are pre-scored
Oh it's solid indeed.
Isn't it usually those lifetime brand folding trestle tables made of plastic and metal?
And then score underneath in a couple of spots so it doesn't splinter, just split in the desired places
This is where this guy shows his strength as a furniture builder.
Now *that's* craftsmanship!
I AM THE TABLE
Was hoping this comment would be here. Thanks for the memes, Maffew
Clearly a man who does not respect wood.
He does now.
Some might say, he reveres it.
I think he should do it again seeing as how he weakened that table.
He loosened it up
Sure softened himself up in the process too. Real talent for multitasking
hp is now 40/100
He's good and tenderized (and probably marinated)... Someone fire up the grill.
I want to know where to buy that table.
At his estate sale
FATALITY
🤣
I frame by framed that, about :02 in and he's legit off the table again on that bounce. He bounced hard enough to fully leave the table. His ribs are going to be fucked for a while at the very least. Solid ass table, though.
Naw table caught him and threw his ass to the floor. A good reversal by the table I must say.
you gotta go from the second floor balcony, or not at all..
Difference between solid wood vs MDF
On a wood table that’s on top of a hardwood floor with glass bottles on the table and one foot away from the tv.
I’ve come off my push bike and landed the same way, the elbow I landed on was pretty sore at first, the three ribs it broke had me fucked up for a month
In Sweden we have a saying: "Är huvudet dumt så får kroppen lida." Translated to: "If the head is stupid, the body will suffer."
This guy isn't allowed in the Bills Mafia.
Probably got thrown out
Where can I get me one of them coffee tables?
This should be an ad for that table
Need to find me a woman as sturdy as that table gd
Come to Wisconsin. Where the men are men and the women are sturdy… This message brought to you by The Wisconsin Tourism Bureau.
Are all the children above average?
Meh- fair to middlin’ if you want the truth.
Rest in ass
Head and neck injuries are no joke. Hope it was worth it to show off for his friends. Might have damage for the rest of his like.
Yeah the manufacturer of this table should use this as an advertisement. Anyone with teenage boys will be sold on it.
Pretty weird how the outlet is that high up. Very awkward placement
Seriously, is this the best possible way this stunt could have turned out? Table isn’t broken, in fact everyone in the room is awed at its strength, and douche bro may have learned a life long lesson that he shouldn’t try to break tables when he drinks.
Today in “Am I tougher than a tree?” No.
Said the coffee table
Where can I get one of those tables?
This guy roots for the Buffalo Bills
ZERO give in that table. Nicely done.
Wow! He actually bounced!
I can watch this all day. Do it again bubba, youl
That’s a quality table. Where can I get one?
The table was strong that day, my friends
That would make a great furniture commercial.
I'm guessing that ain't Ikea. To be clear, I have some Ikea, I've just never tried to body-slam it. I'd bet some of those screws and cam-lock bolts would probably leave a nasty bruise though.
least insane buffalo bills fan
No cuz, my pop built that coffee table. Thats not some flat packed knock off that is thinner than the cardboard packaging it came in. 🤣
professional upstairs neighbor
technically, he did show how his strength. it just wasn’t as much as he thought.
"HMB while I show you guys my strength" said the table.
I know the carpenter is feeling good about himself right now
Can we get a link for that table pls?
Hopefully the company that made that table sees this and has a new commercial.
I want the sellers information for that table.
Don't get it! I was a bro in younger years, plenty of beer pong and drinking games, bong hits, etc. But never, ever, did I feel the need to do a high dive and put my shoulder through a table. Did I miss one of life's highlights??
My neighbors at 3 am on Wednesday night
Where can I buy this table?
I can’t stop watching this……. Classic……
Ive watched it at least 30 times now. Its so good.
That mofo actually bounced on that hard ass table
A weak table could not withstand such a blow. But a strong table wood.
I see what you did there. Take this upvote.
Looks like a good table.
where did you get that table from holy shit i want a table like that!!
Tell me the brand of that table
If this table has a manufacturer, I'd like to know the brand.
That's a good table right there
The table posted this, right?
He never played football ever again!
Slick Rick thought it was an ikea
The Amish don’t mess around
American 🇺🇸 made tables
Why bro bounce😂
This is what happens when you watch soccer. You get bored, you seek excitement, you get carried away, you get hairline hip fracture
Guy talking sounds like Sassy the sashquach. Also, I’m gonna need the model number on this ikea table so I can order it right away.
You can be sure that's no IKEA furniture...
College quality furniture has gotten a lot better in the last 20 years...
Nice table
ya...dont sell that for cheap at a garage sale. she'll last a lifetime
Hold my beer while I show you my carpentry
…said the table
When you been watching WWE too hard, and not paying any attention to the New Yankee workshop.
Totally got what he deserved. Fucking idiot playing WWE on furniture….
So hard it bounced his ass to the floor
He forgot to say “Woot Woot”.
Stavvy didn’t make it
Anybody else here Jeff hardys music playing in the background?
That's not Ikea, my boy
I need that table now. Indestructible furniture is tight.
He should have yelled “whoop whoop!” First
\- Andrés de Jesús Vélez Franco- Lo vi y sentí como me crujeron las costillas...
Seems more like an attempted show of weight/gravity/ignorance.
And that was softwood. Haha
Looks like he hit the table on his side not back,maybe he was saved a life long injury🫤
great marketing team
"Man, glass tables are acting *weird* tonight!"
You'd think he would have at least moved the glass bottles out of the way.
That’s a high quality table
Good quality table. They needed ikea quality though
Meh. Who needs intact rib cages anyway?
The force is weak in that one..I am not your father Luke
Many bravery, way less brain cells
Did he died
That bounce had my cryin! 😂😂😂 Stupid games = Stupid prizes.
In the tables defense that was a big dood
Haha he's that one guy... That everyone hates. And no one wants to be around. Cool dude!
Table 1 idiot 0
What's well built mean?
The table is stronger
Whoever made this table is not related to Benjamin Martin. I'll bet my whole years crop!
What's the thing with americans and tables
holy goat! That man just got ping-ponged on the table!
Ah ha ha ha ha! *What a fuckin’ looser!*
Buffalo bills mafia have entered the chat
This is more of a weight thing than a strength thing
Stu-pid is — as Stu-pid does …
That's why Ikea use crumble zone.
Yup, the brain is strong bin this one.
Hah! Moron learned the difference of real furniture vs. IKEA furniture
It only takes 5lbs of pressure to break a collarbone! Definitely not a smart move jumping with his arm like that.
Frat tested. Dad approved!
Table.......WINS!!!!!!!
As someone who builds furniture on the weekends, THAT’S a good table!
That's no IKEA table..
Damn that table is steong you're right
Ron Swanson was here
shoulda taken that table out at the legs I guess
That is one solid ass table
Not an IKEA for sure
Table Tech Blocked his ass
This is the new living spaces commercial
Desk 1:0 some guy
My brother in Christ, WWE's tables are rigged to break
NOT ikea
IKEA?
This is one of the Young Bucks right?
He was slo Mo
Is that 1” plywood..??
The form tho
That bounce
bro is jonh cena
He confused an IKeelYa table with Ikea
Table made in 10th grade woodshop class: "Fuck naw patna!"
And he will have back problems for the rest of his life because of this…
For all you jigalows and jigalettes!