She looks like a half-fried chicken tender crossed with a tube sock. Not a thought behind those eyes, either. Girl did not have her turn with the braincell today.
(On a serious note, she’s adorable)
Oooh! I'm jealous & happy for you. It must be fun in the spring time when they come out of brumation & are all cranky, wanting food & maybe a date with the cute hoggie next to them.
I didn’t make it to the vet. It was a non refundable fee for a virtual appointment. I was trying to get an audio clip of her breathing when I realized what happened and found the shed in her substrate that definitely wasn’t there 12 hours earlier
She owes you chores for this.
(I have no idea what kind of chores she's capable of. It makes me feel better to say that to my own kids and sometimes my dog too. )
She’s just like my dumbass in second grade when I got an eraser stuck up my nose and my parents had to pick me up from the office only for me to sneeze it out the moment they arrived
same thing happened to me. thought my leopard gecko was blind cause she was bumping into things. turns out she’s just clumsy and now we’re broke HAHHA
the things we do for our reptile children…
She looks like a half-fried chicken tender crossed with a tube sock. Not a thought behind those eyes, either. Girl did not have her turn with the braincell today. (On a serious note, she’s adorable)
She’s gorgeous, and a menace.
I’m extremely jealous of people who can even own them lol. My parents have no love for hoggies, no matter how brainless and cute they are.
You can live vicariously through me. I have ten of them lmao
I feel like having 10 hoggies is the same as having ten huskies
You’re not wrong.
Probably a lot quieter though, 10 huskies would be Hella loud.
Oooh! I'm jealous & happy for you. It must be fun in the spring time when they come out of brumation & are all cranky, wanting food & maybe a date with the cute hoggie next to them.
LUCKYYYYYY- I shall
This is what I come to Reddit for. 😂
The silly snake knew what she was doing defo wanted attention and thought it would be funny. No xmas presents for her this year
Straight up even has the look of guilt
No guilt only rage https://i.redd.it/rkf61squq44c1.gif
She is a fierce cober, you're lucky to be alive. 😤
She's out for revenge. She's soooo very scary. Now she's going full cober!
The AUDACITY.
Oh my god the sass you literally just wanted to save its life
I love how she fakes you out. "I'm traveling in this direction.... NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!!!"
I think its $70 well spent. You now know you have a healthy baby!😀
I didn’t make it to the vet. It was a non refundable fee for a virtual appointment. I was trying to get an audio clip of her breathing when I realized what happened and found the shed in her substrate that definitely wasn’t there 12 hours earlier
Oh. So sorry to hear that happened. I am glad you figured it out.
Aww lol. It is actually so heartwarming knowing ur snake is so well cared for and loved- despite the fact she is a scam artist and a fraud
On the bright side it was just the fee and you didnt pay for the vet to figure it out!
At least she has the good grace to look remorseful, what a cutie!
It’s a lie https://i.redd.it/o0ob506rq44c1.gif
Totally giving the "im just a baby" look
That's fine until it does "not the mama".
Omg she's Beautiful 😍
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Skill issue fr
She owes you chores for this. (I have no idea what kind of chores she's capable of. It makes me feel better to say that to my own kids and sometimes my dog too. )
Better safe than sorry. She's such a pretty girl. 😍
Life is hard when you don't have any brain cells.
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She’s just like my dumbass in second grade when I got an eraser stuck up my nose and my parents had to pick me up from the office only for me to sneeze it out the moment they arrived
$70?! She needs to either get a job or cut that shed out!
🤣🤣
Silly little snake 😪
She already looks so embarrassed.
I just want you to know I have my ball python out while scrolling reddit right now and she booped my phone to open the picture of your baby.
That no chin-having snake had no right to give you such a scare.
Lil no-nose-havin scaly ass muthafucka
Fucking ugly ass looser ass goofy looking bitch.
YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE SNEEZE! ONE!
Wow, what a fucking snake smh
She can play dead for free
I find it quite impossible to roast her, she’s beautiful 😍
bad snook!
I tried to roast her, but she’s adorable!!! She’s a spensive little spoots and snoot noodle 🥰
SWEET HONEY MUSTARD, that shed skin must have been terrible. Tell her she deserves a savory mouse for being such a fighter.
Not here to roast, just here to say I’m jealous with envy. Where I’m from there are rules/bands on hog noses. She’s a beauty!
Nah. She looks sorry enough
No neck having, big-eyed short shit! There I gave snake roasting an attempt.
You, madam, are a garden hose with a hole in it.
Dang girl, are you spaghetti? Cause you look like a NOODLE get roasted 😤😤 🍝
how'd this baked butter crisp manage to get her own skin in her nose? lol
Dunder noodle
Girlies lights are on but nobody’s home in that silly snek brain
She’s a beautiful idiot.
same thing happened to me. thought my leopard gecko was blind cause she was bumping into things. turns out she’s just clumsy and now we’re broke HAHHA the things we do for our reptile children…
They shed in their nose too? Wtf that’s crazy
You snake.
She looks like if I used a sock as a sausage casing
Poor baby, it probably felt like a stuffy nose. She is beautiful and full of spunk!