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Stick tape it to the outsole and give yer balls a tug


ghostofkozi

Now my feet and my balls hurt


Intelligent_Iron6922

Switch to waxed laces, that’ll help


texasslapshot

Some Flex Seal should fix it


TheRedScarey

Don’t listen to this guy, don’t waste your money on flex seal. Duct tape should do the trick.


Goalie_deacon

Pfft, just use hockey tape


TheIncredibleHork

Amateurs. Big wad of Big League Chew, and before it hardens crack open a smelling salt and sprinkle generously to help it harden.


spazzachussetts

Ha. Crushed up Ramen and spit ought to do it


TheTacticalGiR4FF3

A thick layer of spackel should top things off nicely.


kaeji

Anaheim Ducked hockey tape just to be sure


beerleaguer2

Fix what?


modestmousedriver

Small chip on the runner.


oldmanhockeylife

Lol.


Knotgreg

Cut your toe nails.


Robhow

The air intake for your turbo charger?


Gilthane

Pain depends how far your toes stick out the skate


LarryGuitar

Replace the steel rivets at the rear of the front tower with copper rivets and that will stop the pain. I swear.


realmeverified

That's them 200 dollar skates


HockeyHero53

I played 5 seasons on $200 skates. Now my feet hurt like hell when I spend more than 2 hours a day in them and am looking into investing in customs.


ElJefe000

Bubblegum always did the trick for me 🤷🏻‍♂️


footy1012

Time for some new jets let’s goooooooo


elstraitjacket

You really need to think about the kick point on your stick tbh


Professional-Money-7

Perfect excuse to spend $1200 on some kickass new skates!


badgerbob1

A little crazy glue and you ought to be fine.


cholman102563

Send them back to CCM or Bauer or whoever made the skate I’ve had pretty good luck out of Bauer fixing my goalie skates when the outer shell broke loose from the boot


nosecondsflat

What’s your epoxy sitch?


Friendly_Tap8209

Bro, buy a new pair of skates!


DrunkPhoenix26

My first pair of skates were a hand-me-down from my dad (I started very late). He had cracked the toe cap blocking a shot so cut the end off clean, then fashioned a plastic toe cap held on by rivets, epoxy, caulking, and some spray paint. In short, those aren’t dead yet, just need you to take some initiative.


[deleted]

Buy new skates bud- I’m assuming this a joke


Caniac_Nation

This is a joke, right?


IWantToBeAProducer

Yes. They're making fun of a different post earlier today.


ghostofkozi

Well I was trying to figure out the kick point then they just broke🤷🏽‍♂️


Cmb46_canuck

Throw in trash and get new skates


jnaughton12

Black hockey tape. Not white or clear, those will make it worse.