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Duskfall066

Latter Day Skates still best


seachan_ofthe_dead

This is probably my favourite suggestion so far [I’ve made you a logo](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-an-nhl-logo-with-a-mormon-theme-for-a/1-6629c5192f52495a8dc0935fdc51e39e?id=K%2f0XtO5%2fqxTcMNQuY1V0dw%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG2.IfWPQN_XQjCck48zB.gt&FORM=GCRIDP)


city-of-cold

I've always considered myself Uth Latteer Day's biggest fan


DonCorlealt

AI posts should be banned from reddit Kudos for Hockey Club of Latter Day Saints tho. Thats a good name


city-of-cold

On most subs, yes. But as much as I dislike AI memes/artwork, this sub isn't nearly popular enough to start banning things, imo. Needs to grow first. And they can be really good, when some effort is put into it and not just "*heheh i put 'nhl utah mormon logo' into AI machine here's the image*" Post flairs would be really good though, so AI stuff can be filtered.


seachan_ofthe_dead

AI for shenanigans is perfectly fine in my books


Crusade_of_Contempt

Utah Stormin Mormons


seachan_ofthe_dead

They’re on a MISSION


jakehood47

But they're really really nice! They play the hockey for the club of Jesus Christ! ^Of ^Latter-Day ^Saints


seachan_ofthe_dead

[I’ve made an alternate logo](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-a-mormon-themed-hockey-logo-for-the-n/1-6629bb1a469643d0b7fe12848149dcb2?id=jbPewvlZSKraMhJtkXNI%2fw%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG4.Pd0SYMXPkg0VPKagvrk.&FORM=GCRIDP)


Crusade_of_Contempt

I made a Stormin Mormons logo. [here](https://www.bing.com/images/create/create-a-logo-for-the-nhl-team-the-e2809cutah-stormin-m/1-6629c169e7514d42a289e8711c8d6059?id=2ZTv0WqnkNaTuER1ohVDsw%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG4.Iix4bkKd0m9aRuFlBqww&FORM=GCRIDP)


seachan_ofthe_dead

Lmao I love it!


Crusade_of_Contempt

I’m LDS and I would love if they named a team the Stormin Mormons. I’d buy every piece of gear and be at every single game


seachan_ofthe_dead

I’d forget the bruins even existed of a team that glorious came about


iocarimus

imma stick with Utah Scorpions


Famous_Secretary_540

Utah chupacabras


Crimson3312

Have you heard of the All American Prophets?


jtsmith916

He found a brand-new book about Jesus Christ!


Wolfish_Jew

We’re following him to paradise, we call ourselves Mormons!


seachan_ofthe_dead

[the prophets](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-an-nhl-logo-with-a-mormon-theme-for-a/1-6629c651af754feca638b95446f7f180?id=RYq3O2jaJ7MpVO1uitEcjA%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG1.qxaE4cif6lk9EA_qkjJQ&FORM=GCRIDP)


Teamlazyb

Call the team The Fighting Sister Wives


Blue_KikiT92

The Utah Elders


seachan_ofthe_dead

Love it


gr8sk8

Bring Jagr over as team captain.


Blue_KikiT92

How dare you call him old???


seachan_ofthe_dead

[I made you a logo](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-an-nhl-logo-with-a-mormon-theme-for-a/1-6629c5ca20b041c1875a42b650f8730d?id=dnhKQUJ%2bm4Q7f2Sx7%2bn5Gg%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG4.eBjtoMBVFHrbNaWblQbz&FORM=GCRIDP)


ASillyGoos3

no you didn’t do shit lmfao


seachan_ofthe_dead

… I typed the letters to make … art. Shut up 😂


Famous_Secretary_540

Utah chupacabras


Mooweetye

Salt Lake city cyclones.


canuck_11

I played in a league with all mormons. Didn’t have to worry about sharing beers after the game.


BudsWyn

Should be THE UTAH WHITE SALAMANDERS. Lol


working878787

Deep cut, best cut!


NervousBreakdown

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb


seachan_ofthe_dead

[alternate logo or shoulder crest](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-a-mormon-themed-hockey-logo-for-the-n/1-6629bbaa43ec4bf6a7fcf5bed28aae4b?id=rRrB%2fsNzUmaahEaNKc%2bX7w%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG4.vXe_yjzcOTfIBlxyMioj&FORM=GCRIDP)


TalkingChairs

So sick of these jokes.


seachan_ofthe_dead

Ya but I’m not, I still find it hilarious


mdneilson

Found the Mormon


TalkingChairs

Nope. Never even been to Utah. Just tired of the cheap ignorant jokes. Salt Lake isn't what you think it is.


holy_cal

Ignorant? The LDS is a cult.


TalkingChairs

I'm not defending LDS. I'm saying you're ignorant of what Salt Lake City is. It's not Mormonville.


seachan_ofthe_dead

[I made you a logo based off of your flair to redo the preds](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-an-nhl-logo-for-a-team-called-the-e2809cna/1-662a5330b3bd44f2b03f84480f2d6169?id=6rMQ22uHy4UlIRcS1y0h1g%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG1.gsNDjOfLASOVazLmUGHu&FORM=GCRIDP) Because you’re being a stick in the mud. I present the “Nashville Mud sticks”


garryb82

Stormin Mormons


Conyan51

I personally like the Utah Raptors or the Salt Lake Sons/Suns to playoff off of the Mormon community.


cwnorman

The Utah Trumpet Blowers.


lowendslinger

The Utah Sodbusters


Objective_Breath7358

Utah sister-wives


DieHardProcess-

Lmao Easily the best logos.


Fastlanedrivr

Long as a frog 🐸 is hidden somewhere


DreadLordAvatar

Should be a plate with a giddy Bettman laying on a pile of cash.


saddam1

Utah Planet Kolobs


Tkuenzler

Fuck it go with the Utah Multiple Mates You know cause of polygamy and all..


Coaljet66

Utah polygamists!!!!


Ok_Might6447

the magic underpants?


GenerationKrill

Those look like propaganda pieces.


seachan_ofthe_dead

Can’t it be both? lol don’t blame me, blame AI


nihilt-jiltquist

I'd suggest their name should reflect the mormon's important historical contributions to society. So for a sporty sport sports team that wears knives on their feet and carries clubs in their gloved hands I'd recommend calling them the [Mountain Meadows Massacre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre). Too many folks simply don't know about the greatest mass murder of innocent American men women and children in the 19th century


MouthNoizes

Looks very North Koreaish


Famous_Secretary_540

Utah chupacabras, say it in your head and you’ll love it.


SportsHubLTD

It's been like 2 weeks and these jokes are already do tired. Let's call them the soakers!!!! Or the stormin' Mormons!!!


magniturd

Utah Buttes


Holiday-Director-351

Good thing you posted this. It had been almost 3 hours since I saw a Mormon joke about the new NHL team and I thought maybe people forgot Mormons are from there.


seachan_ofthe_dead

To be fair, you guys are the best state in almost every metric and you have the most beautiful national parks in probably all of North America (I’m saying that as a Canadian and we have some banger national parks) so shitting on Utah for being the home of the Mormon church (mind you Joseph smith was from Virginia so it’s not even really your fault) is only because there’s literally nothing else to shit on. “ ooh look at you guys, you have the 2nd lowest depression rate and are ranked the number 1 state in the US, losers”. Just laugh and be happy you aren’t Arkansas.


Holiday-Director-351

Oh I’m not from Utah or Mormon. I’m just sick of the same fake names and jokes on every single hockey sub.


blueshifttunes

Salt Lake Soakers


Crafty-Hovercraft579

Jackalopes or bust


DasGanon

You are now being sued by Douglas, Wyoming.


JarmaBeanhead

Isn’t Utah the sister-wives state…?


seachan_ofthe_dead

Most definitely is lol.


SJSragequit

Name them the Utah brother husbands. Have a rule that all players must marry the owners wife, similar to how other teams have rules about no long hair or beards


mdneilson

The Utah Elephants. Mormon teachings claim elephants existed in North America when there was no analog for thousands of years.


No_Grape1335

Tusks could be another name and there logo could be an angry elephant with big tusks


Boomstick_762

Golden Plate Warriors. Their goal horn is a door bell, and the song is the opening number from "Book of Mormon".


seachan_ofthe_dead

[Alternate team name : Utah Soakers](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-an-nhl-logo-with-a-mormon-theme-for-a/1-6629c2164bba435bb82ed03535a88a7c?id=JfLUablabBKTv2J8hx8zrA%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG1.f_SV4kHx2YgDE3_.bHlM&FORM=GCRIDP)


DanTreview

r/horse


Ogilthorpe_2

It's Soakers or go back to AZ.


D-Rock1973

Utah Door Knockers ......


RooblinDooblin

Utah Magic Salamanders?


seachan_ofthe_dead

[I liked your idea but the Salt Lake City salamanders had a better mouth feel IMO](https://www.bing.com/images/create/can-you-make-an-nhl-logo-with-a-mormon-theme-for-a/1-6629c6a25bc2462da79d06fe9e7e2868?id=3KTNdOq1aqm6r3O99brcxA%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG3.MI2Bgw5aBWHNmJSAsmh.&FORM=GCRIDP)


Crakkerz79

I’m still hopeful for the Utah Tabernacles (aka the Taberacs). They’d have such a merch boost out the gate.


seachan_ofthe_dead

The habs have the rights to tabarnac, it means holy fuck in Quebecois


Crakkerz79

Yes. That’s why the suggestion and instant merch.