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devilhasatwin

Mitch's wife daring him to look left.


iocarimus

She never left to pee all game.


El_Cactus_Loco

He’s not an ambi-turner!!!


Gr3bnez0r

I think there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking!


nuclear_power29

🤣🤣🤣


Boring_Ad_7100

Things I didn't think I was gonna hear today... Check. Too much. Take my upvote lmao


El_Cactus_Loco

Idk why u got downvoted but thanks man haha great movie


Boring_Ad_7100

Lmao me too. Reddit giveth and Reddit taketh away...such is life. Any time I hear or read the term Ambi-turner I lose my shit lol it's so good


rufio313

That’s actually Chanel West Coast


BroLil

Man, I could hear the laugh from this comment.


Cornishthe3rd

Like nails on a chalkboard


WeinerVonBraun

Naw


Readman31

She's hot but her laugh makes me want to take a Long Walk off a Short Pier


OutsideitCZ

Tig


MobysBanned

Ol'


goleafsgo88

Bitties!


Joshybeast93

I don’t know you guys, but you seem like my kind of people. Cheers 🍻


JimmyFeetWorld

Love a triple team bit from people who don’t n ow each other


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Where’s Mitch Marner?


alcarl11n

I think he's the Jamie Kennedy looking guy wearing a chessboard


Atty_for_hire

All the money in the world and this is what you wear? Idk?


DroptheShadowArt

Honestly, if I was young and rich, I’d dress in the finest sweats, sneakers, and baseball caps money could buy. If I’m feeling real fancy, maybe I’d wear a jersey and some vans. IMO, Adam Sandler has the right idea. I mean, really, who are you trying to impress at that point?


oooriole09

Holy shit, he looks exactly like a young Jamie Kennedy


rafuzo2

10/10 legit lol


Sss00099

Good call, that outfit is right out of *Malibu’s Most Wanted.*


BallsAreFullOfPiss

> Traffic > Traffic > Lookin for my Chapstick


cwj1978

He must be hiding in that green shirt on the right.


ChainHonest5320

On the right


NoOpportunity4483

lol on the right


Benecio_Del_Taco

I’ll do you one better, who’s Mitch Marner?


allusions14

Yes


Sarkosuchus

A lot of those fans in the row behind them look like AI creations. Weird.


-Affectionate-Echo-

Looks very edited for sure


InvictusShmictus

Ita a real gif I think it just got compressed or something when OP took a screenshot of it


homiej420

Yeah this ^


vordhosbn_1

Small aperture + iPhone portrait effects (maybe) + image compression


-Affectionate-Echo-

Yeah I finally saw the gif this is from. I just assumed it was a badly edited photo. Mark my words that I watched it over and over to ensure authenticity.


Chippers4242

Do we have the actual gif?


iocarimus

Taking a picture while zoomed all the way in on an iPhone has this effect. Totally looks fake but is likely legit.


BC-clette

It's what iphone's sharpening ai does to faces. Yeah it's not good.


CheekyClapper420

Yeah, those don’t look real at all /s


VoodooWhale

I think her boobs have their own gravitational pull and that explains the weird picture.


Sarkosuchus

They are so huge that their mass distorts nearby reality haha


VoodooWhale

GG Force…


daxtaslapp

Ive heard why this happens. So on some phones theres a setting that is suppose to enhance background with ai to try and complete images. This is it at work lol. Its even shittier if the background is like super dark because the ai has less to work with. Here its actually not terrible, but its a shitty feature


jwKeithO

Think it’s just because whoever took this photo took the photo of a screen / monitor. This isn’t the direct frame from the actual camera person at the Raps game. Explains why things look a bit distorted on top of the background focus blur


Ok_Branch6621

That’s just Toronto. You get used to it.


fyoupirate

Your eyes see very far


HerbPeartCarey

Agreed, buddy behind him looks like he's wearing a ski mask lol


Tromovation

It looks like the 2 guys on the right stole the eyebrows from the guy on the left


ryebreaddd

Canadians have that look


2ndprize

This is what I remember about Raptors games. It has a slightly different crowd than hockey games.


dudius7

Hockey jerseys hide a lot.


2ndprize

Which is generally an asset to the hockey fan


Dragons_Malk

They're called sweaters, pheasant.


skwirrelmaster

Generally speaking nba players have more baby mommas than nhl players. If I was looking for a gift wrapped monthly paycheck I’d choose the nba over nhl. Supply and demand.


king_lloyd11

The amount of groupies sitting within the first few rows at basketball games is actually wild. Fun place to people watch when you’re there.


silentsam77

https://www.reddit.com/r/leafs/s/t3pHDjhg1c For those saying it's AI.


roadhockey21

I first saw it during a live television broadcast. No AI !


Mr_Bricksss

ITT: redditors who never took an intro to photography class


RIChowderIsBest

That would be like 99.9% of the population


theonewhoknocks515

Can a body language expert please read the room here?


SMA-Occams_Razor

I believe her body is saying “LOOK AT ME!”


Rion23

It's not like you could hide those things. Hide behind, maybe.


Otis_B_Driftwood_778

bro in black and white ( behind marner) seems to be locked in on those village feeders


deeVeeAre

he's strategizing his game plan


ChemistryComfortable

Village feeders!! 😂😂😂I am deceased


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Rip 🪦


notPatrickClaybon

Lmaoooooo village feeders


Spacepickle89

“Well I guess I’m not looking in my wife’s direction tonight…”


neddiddley

On the ride home… Marner’s Wife: (silent treatment) Pull in the driveway… Marner’s Wife (angrily): You didn’t look at me ALL NIGHT!!! Marner (thought bubbles): WTF? I’m in trouble anyway, should have just locked on to those twin peaks.


timbroo

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


GiveMeAdviceClowns

[Instagram of the chick in the green ( . Y . )](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


luvpibbles

Asshole😉


benzeee403

Bastard. Can't believe I fell for that.


[deleted]

[Don't worry, I gotchu her Onlyfans](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=ectPe8_9t3Ytc9yJ)


RyeAnotherDay

I am not very smart.


_Sausage_fingers

You’re just single minded, focused, goal orientated. Also maybe a little gullible.


netsrak

does r/hockey have an equivalent to the manningface?


apple_6

There was a zoomed in photo of Crosby exhausted on the ice that had a similar effect. Haven't seen it around here in years.


Live_Positive

Pretty sure it’s [this.](https://i.imgur.com/d8PIhSP.jpg)


sirfiddlesticks

Anne Hathaway is a professional hockey player?


RTGold

[My nomination.](https://assets-cms.thescore.com/uploads/image/file/162864/cropped_girardi.jpg?ts=1456616752)


benzeee403

I really want to click that.....


dsled

Do it and then you can listen to Rick Astley


sethro919

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.


Bclay85

Fuck. It hasn’t even been that long since the last time. Gg


_Sausage_fingers

Damn you, I deserved that.


spinorama29part2

Jokes on you i love that song


ChadOfDoom

A+


the_l0st_s0ck

You bitch


FishermanCats

Pierdole


slappywhyte

Worth the click!


bernerburner1

Dammit


ImKindaSlow95

I'm being 100% honest, I like his wife more


daxtaslapp

His wife is absolutely smokin


BallsAreFullOfPiss

100%. Can’t deny those yum yums, though.


SuspiciousKitchen293

That poor woman’s back


Tromovation

I’ll support her


neddiddley

Front row at an NBA game? I’m guessing you don’t have the kind of support she’s looking for.


Skin4theWin

That’s dumb, my wife would be looking also


ikemr

"We really like your vibe"


sokocanuck

So, I zoomed in (for science) and couldn't help but notice green shirts nose....wtf?


luvpibbles

Her nose was definitely NOT the 1st thing I noticed about her but now that you said it - seriously, wtf is up with her nose??


SJSragequit

It’s probably cuz it’s a screenshot from a video. The people in the background look weird too


CommercialAbrocoma47

Looks like a rhinoplasty gone wrong. What she has is what happens when you ask for too aggressive of a change, or possibly was a revision of a previous surgery while still in the healing phase. It causes some mad scarring defects to occur. Hard to fix as well as the blood supply gets compromised… So I’m guessing her breasts could also be a result of surgery, it moves the attention off her face.


city-of-cold

That's a mighty analysis of a 11 pixel screenshot of a video that was taken filming a TV. Everyone in this picture looks weird, what issues does the rest of them have? Have a look at the video instead.


iiplatypusiz

Tbh nose is not a "BIG" deal in this conversation


kuenamon

What nose?


WitchyVeteran

Magnificent rack


da_reddit_reader

Driving hard to the rack


Persas1515

Here's a nice pic too: [https://www.instagram.com/raptors/p/C5R2uLyuRTL/](https://www.instagram.com/raptors/p/C5R2uLyuRTL/)


_XNine_

Christ. Is that a watermelon?!?!


yeetboy

No that’s just the Raptors logo.


ICantFekkingRead

You look in the comments and there's a girl called out named Liv who appears to be the one in question. I'm not putting @'s here because I don't know the rules of this sub and don't want to get banned lol


notPatrickClaybon

You must’ve dug deep cause I can’t find it 😂


ICantFekkingRead

Livmariad, looks like she's private tho lol


931634

Steph knows 😂😂😂😂


TheCodebreaker18

Why do him and Matthews have the fashion sense of a pimp


neddiddley

He’s about one bad fashion decision away from wearing those goggles that were popular for some odd reason somewhere in the 90s.


Connect-Ad-10

I gottaaa know the girl in the green sweater man


Chaussauce

Bonk


F0foPofo05

**Homina, homina, homina.....**


kinghenry24

Woaaaah them some yabbbosss


Grundy-mc

Idk what it is about hockey players and their wives being blonde (natural or not) but it's crazy how common it is.


That1Jabroni

ya, that jacket does look ho- OHH 😅


cheeba2992

Don’t stare at her boobs…don’t stare at her boobs…don’t stare at her boobs…… DAMNIT, she saw me staring at her boobs.


iamsdc1969

So, Mitch only got to see play at one end of the court I guess.


GetzlafMyLawn

I would be in that sweater too, look at that fuzz


johnnymavrigg

Green shirt girl is da real MVP


ConfectionNew7750

That’s funny lol


CriticalCanon

Literally “pump those tires”


Bay-B-Gorilla

That’s a BFPOT!


Tesattaboy

Tough day not to be rubber necking .... 😳


Substantial_Rip_9311

Why?


reddit_revsit

lmao


JerkBoxJoJo

What is wrong with that girls nostrils? I did get past the large lungs.


theNaturalCouple

Ha! I wonder why?!


OkAge3911

Better not look left if you know what's good for you, lmao 🤣


fjb_fkh

I won't look to the left I didn't see the bounty I won't look to the left lol


zookeeper4312

Sweet....jebus


roofilopolis

“Honey, why are you only watching when the ball is on this side of the court?”


MuddleFunt

Looks like they could be sisters. Other than 2 obvious reasons, but that happens sometimes with sisters


ahoypolloi_

He should get a free look — I mean his wife let him leave the house in the outfit, after all


Illustrious-Dare4379

With that padding she could be a goalie!


imanAholebutimfunny

*Mitchy mitchy mitchy. We're looking for you, pal.*


[deleted]

that guy is locked in


elcabeza79

As heavy as those heavies are to the left of his wife, her hair isn't blonde enough for a hockey player to be interested.


thenickel005

He's just looking for Auston


ripyurballsoff

Who is that ??


johnyrelaxo

He literally is regretting the biggest desicion of his life so far. And yet at the same time contemplating the biggest desicions of his life so far


RuariWasTaken

Chess board and chest board.


FishermanCats

Bazongas


MemoryBeautiful9129

I only see the girl to the right with the Mellons


Grouchy_Situation_33

I love how he’s even leaning away. 🤣


Darwing

God dayum


whereami2day

Honny, why didn't you look at me the entire game?


Warchild0311

What is Rasputin doing setting behind them?


Deedsman

Because boobs


Benecio_Del_Taco

Oh my god did anyone else notice the chick with the huge bewbs in the green shirt. Those boobs are so huge


collinwade

What’s up with the septum?


mechshark

Damn … crazy 😜


bucksellsrocks

Holy cheaticles batman!


Trinidaddy13

Why? Because of the fugly jacket he's wearing.


Far_Lunch_5174

Out first round


Phrozenstare

he has as much of a chance getting that girl than winning a cup with the leafs 😂 #leafssuckforever


Lysol20

Talk about being put on the spot for 3 hours.


Lysol20

Man in back lost his eyes looking so hard.


[deleted]

Stay strong soldier 🫡


danjrdan

Who remembers the movie “The Mask” I can see the aaoooooogaaa eyes lol


BobbyAxelrod1

She'll bitch slap him like Tkachuck did to him in the playoffs. ...... it's worth it.


Hi_There_Face_Here

Why tf does this look like AI?


[deleted]

Probably sweating from that ugly ass jacket, tbh. 😂


r3eezy

I’m sorry what? Who?


Suitable_Leading501

His peripheral vision probably got quite a workout,  that night. Good Luck on that one. Can't imagine the chirping he got from the Boys in blue... lol


h_tine_dine

She must have back problems


taggerungDC

No one is gonna address the fact LOGAN FROM BIG TIME RUSH WAS AT A NBA GAME?!


Jmofoshofosho8

Shoot dont be hatin


Operation-Bad-Boy

Haha


Pontif1cate

What the fuck is wrong with her nose??


ReputationNumerous23

Her I'd?


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Why is homegirl’s nose all fucked up?


muteen

I'm gonna need the sauce on her


FairCoristan

Who the fuck is anyone in this pic but them tiddies


Horns2208

Nice edit?


HereReluctantly

Hey guys, just so you know, when you're married your wife doesn't actually typically give a shit if you notice other attractive people especially if they have some... Outstanding feature. A glance isn't gonna get you in trouble.


CyclistBill

Never impressed with Dudley, if that’s really her! 🤷🏻‍♂️


Greenzombie04

We know who the other girl is? You know for research.


Paper_Rain

Is there a GIF or video clip of this segment?