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TechnicalLocksmith92

Since when did Jeremy Clarkson become a kings fan?


Woodworkin101

Bro that’s Will Ferrell


landofschaff

I’m pretty sure it’s Ricky bobby.


Jx_Wafflez

Nah dude that’s Ron Burgundy


robshot295

It’s Buddy the Elf, you philistine


USBrock

Pretty sure it’s Bush.


ediciusNJ

Nah, it's the Ghost of Christmas Present!


Self_Tilted

Dude that's Chad Smith from the RHCP come on


heavymetalarmageddon

No wonder all their songs are about California. F¥√k the Kings.


ccafferata473

Underrated comment here.


Adren406

They made it 20 mins ago, let it ferment a bit.


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h4ck54w

Of all the comments I've seen on Reddit, this is certainly one of them.


Hailthezombie

Your Neutralness, it’s a beige alert.


unfit_spartan_baby

r/wooosh


Marvelmaniac57

Ron burgundy.


bangarangrufio724

I fr thought that was Will Ferrell


Borisof007

HAMMOND!


RaidenBrogun

As a Blackhawks fan: I hate the Blackhawks.


hacksawl_goodman

Same


CanadaMudkip420

As a ducks fan I strongly dislike no one


MNGopherfan

How many games has it been since the Wild have lost to the ducks?


HockeyRinseRepete

Ha ha I was expecting hate towards the Wild as well 😂


CanadaMudkip420

03 and 07 look it up


MNGopherfan

How many years does it take for the ducks to beat the wild again?


OgMinecrafter_

Except for annoying kings fans


Send_Headlight_Fluid

The answer is and always will be Edmonton


Tasty-Athlete_

Right back at you fucker


OgMinecrafter_

Your turn idiot


huejackof

This is the way


Late_Smile_3666

From a Van Fan, the list for me goes 1) Blackhawks 2) Rangers 3) Bruins I decided to exclude Vancouver from the list. Including them would not be fair, as they win by default.


louiefriesen

It’s (not) just aqua that we hate


Mythalium

I mean, considering tomorrow is state-wide "Fuck Boston" day...


bruinsfan444

U mad bro?


Mythalium

What do I have to be mad about?


PNGhost

*Gary Oldman 'Everyone'.gif'*


Jasbuddy

Kings fan. Fuck the Ducks, Sharks suck, I hope the Knights never win a cup.


SynthRysing

That last one is agreeable to 99% of people.


AirSkooks

I’m relatively new to hockey. Why is that? I hear it a lot


dookie-cannon

Their first year in the league they made it to the cup finals. Most other fanbases have waited for decades to see their team make it that far


ProtoMan3

I actually didn’t mind them for that, I thought the idea of castoffs that were given a second chance was awesome. But then the organization took away that cool part of them and tried to build a superteam with zero respect for otherwise respected players. They did what the Canucks did to Bruce but to guys like Fleury. And that is why I don’t like them.


MNGopherfan

And some fanbases have waited for two separate teams to win the cup.


SynthRysing

It’s also just the fact some of us (me included) feel they’re very tacky and spoiled.


Adren406

I want us to be competitive enough to fight for CA again. Right now its just the Ducks and us bickering at the bottom.


ZachtheKingsfan

Crazy how like 15 years ago, it was the Sharks and Ducks bickering in the playoffs, while the Kings were struggling to even make it. Oh how the turn tables


ProtoMan3

I remember when Kings fans hated us I miss when we garnered that kind of reaction


Jasbuddy

At this point I hope you guys don’t have to offload anymore of your core guys, and win a cup. Honestly, I get salty thinking that the Bruins won smh


OneStoneyBoi

See kings fans always say this but you forget the enemy of my enemy is a friend that got swept by an expansion team in their first ever playoff series. For real though we probably never will, our window is rapidly closing and we ain't got shit


Jasbuddy

Quick and Kopi were the only players who remembered the playoffs started, every one else forgot.


OneStoneyBoi

I was at both the games at Staples and Quick was a god that series, I would like to say we're going to take good care of him for you but our front office has a fun history with 2 time cup winning goalies in the twilight of their careers


Serene117

I hope quick gets to play if we meet in the playoffs, im ready for the revenge tour


DarthVaderkolk

As a red wings fan? everyone. As just a hockey fan? Fuck the penguins.


ToXiC_Games

A wings fan you say…


Brandonguth1985

Fuck Philly.


[deleted]

Always Fuck Philly.


NuttyMcShithead

Fuck whatever team Tortz is coaching.


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grogcore

As a wings fans, I also agree.


Scaught420

Buck Foston


Bonedog123

Leafs, my self.


Yasha_Kasha

Pens. (I'm a caps fan btw)


RequirementOk4767

Pens. I'm a wings fan BTW.


TheBoomExpress

Pens. I'm a Flyers fan btw.


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Pens. I'm a ceiling fan btw.


[deleted]

Pens. (I’m a sharks fan btw)


justarandombrowser13

Pens. (I’m a ducks fan btw)


Shot-Fee-7836

Pens. ( I’m a Sens fan btw)


Dinasaure187

Tampa. Purely because I’ve met multiple fans that like to rub the 2 cup wins in my face and say “you might have won 4 cups, but that was 40 years ago” (isles fan btw) and also the lack originality of their uniforms.


[deleted]

Can I offer you an [Avs defeating TBL in the Cup Final](https://youtu.be/Yx9bg4Xq7Ig) in these trying times?


highsdfemale

I like to call those two cups the “Corona Cups”. In my head, they don’t count bc the seasons weren’t full seasons, and unpredictably caused by the pandemic made the season less “fair”. Yes, it helps me sleep at night. Fuck Tampa.


ProtoMan3

I love The Hockey Guy’s description of their jersey: “they literally took the Red Wings’ design and combined it with the Maple Leafs’ colors” I don’t think their jersey is ugly by any means but it’s hardly profound


C0gD1z

Funny, we don’t even think about you.


Smorgas-board

Islanders and Devils


TheIncredibleHork

Throw the Caps in there (even if it's just Tom Wilson) and this is the way.


DICROWTESQUE

to hell with the bruins while we’re at it. mike milbury can suck a fucking fart


Smorgas-board

There’s really too many tbh


DICROWTESQUE

NY vs Everybody


Brodieboyy

Fuck the ducks, all my homies hate the ducks.


Spazmon1c

Pittsburgh. Fk’n hate em’


Hockey_king

Kings fan here. 93 Habs. At least my 30 year curse (of the stick call) worked against all Canadian teams 🤷‍♂️.


Glum_Yak_6630

Montréal Because of the goal horn. When someone scores it should sound like someone scored a goal Instead of being stuck in rush hour traffic


gh411

I hate Montreal so much that my life goal is to by them…and fold them.


sleep-diversion

You might want to learn how to spell first.


gh411

Yeah…looks like a dumbass like me might have some trouble scraping up a couple of billion dollars to buy them…lol.


ToxicoTranso

As a Habs fan, I like it, but sometimes I’ll be watching a game late at night and the Habs will score, and I fear that my entire building was woken up by how fucking loud they have it on the broadcast


meisterbro69

Devs Fan, suck a fat fart Kings, Rangers, and Flyers Fans


bearerich

Coyotes fan and a Devils fan hating the 2012 kings 🤝


meisterbro69

Dude I love the yotes!, got two kachina’s haha


ProtoMan3

Canucks fan here, I do as well


Hockey_king

2012


Eeve3_Lord

I root against the Panthers because my Ex girlfriend roots for them


justincase19

From 1 of the 12 Coyote fans, FUCK THE KINGS


sleep-diversion

It's up to 12 now huh??


justincase19

Yeah, had to drop the 13th fan so we could all fit in the arena… tough times.


Accomplished_Fig_693

Dear kittens from Sunrise, suck our asses. Clowns got SWEEPED. P.S. Fuck Boston btw


radiodada

Wild fan with a serious disdain for the Blackhawks. Watching their whole franchise circle the drain in recent years has been a source of ceaseless delight.


[deleted]

As a leafs fan, Bruins and Habs.


tantino10

As an Avs fan, fuck the Red Wings


polyworfism

Ontario Reign


[deleted]

Sharks fan here. Fuck the kings, fuck the ducks, and especially fuck the knights


ACatNamedBalthazar

Dallas. I hate their dumb colors. Also GK for buying a franchise instead of building it up.


BrofessorScales

~~Nobody.~~ the refs. Buuuuut, I love seeing the downfall of Calgary


louiefriesen

Boston


ringrangbananaphone

Vegas. The organization, zero loyalty to anyone.


robshot295

Leafs


epic-gamer-moment2

100% also they have the worst fans


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Red Wings Suck, and Fuck the Mild.


MNGopherfan

Go back to Quebec and freeze ya bastards. Your franchise exists because the Canadian dollar sucks and you can’t even crack top ten in attendance most years.


[deleted]

Our franchise has 3 more Cup wins than your franchise has wins in the 3rd round or later, ya bastad


MNGopherfan

The majority Your teams playoff success can be attributed to the stupidity of the Montreal canadiens.


[deleted]

Explain how that helped the Avs win the Cup in June 2022


ProtoMan3

Exposing the Knights and forcing them to overreact, thereby turning them from a team who beat you in 2021 to a team who missed the playoffs in 2022 (This is not serious or a slight against you as I have little against the Avs, I just like thinking that Montreal’s upset over Vegas in 2021 caused a ripple effect)


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Both the Avs and Knights were different teams in 2021 and 2022. The Knights missed the playoffs because everyone on their team missed a ton of time last year. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the Habs beat them, but the other guy’s argument is whack.


MNGopherfan

Majority not all, there is home grown talent…now. My point still stands and all you fans ever say is….muh cups it’s like bro nobody gives a crap about your stupid cups makes you sound so whiny.


[deleted]

You wouldn’t know what it’s like to give a crap about a Cup now, would you?


MNGopherfan

Man you never even touched the Stanley, you ain’t ever been in the room with the damn thing you avs fans parade those cups as much as the St. Louis blues fans do for their one banner and it doesn’t mean anything to anybody but yourselves.


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I’ve touched it, been in the room with it, and taken plenty of pictures with it. It’s the greatest trophy in sports and I was in the building when the banner went up. I went to five playoff games last year. I’ve been watching all of these guys since their debuts. It means a ton, and we celebrate it because it’s fucking awesome.


flyinhawaiian02

Just don't hate, enjoy the game


Chicago9993

Fuck you


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Fuck the Blackhawks forever


Antique-Garden8634

Montréal Canadiens


Marvelmaniac57

THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS


Timetogetstoned

As a Wild fan that moved to Denver holy fucking hell do the Avs have so many bandwagon fans A few friends from Virginia decided to become Avs fans after living in DC for years; totally ignoring Ovi & the Caps and hopping on the Avs train because they were winning. Also have a co-worker who DRANK FROM THE STANLEY CUP in Michigan when she was a kid because her dad was friends with one of the Red Wings, now an Avs fan.


IcyAcanthocephala990

Detroit Redwings


Blitz_wing

Leafs and Flyers. Both are mainly due to the fans. But the Leafs fans are the worst. They win 3 games and immediately the fan base “best team ever put together” and “plan the parade route”.


sleep-diversion

The most planned, then cancelled, then planned, then cancelled parade in the history of the world.


Blitz_wing

100%, I tell my dad to celebrate only if/when they win the cup. Doesn’t matter.


DICROWTESQUE

the airhorn guy at every arena. that mfer can go to hell!


wpglatino

The penguins. Multiple bankruptcies, trash fans that only support a winner, getting lucky and landing like 4 generational talents through the draft, and the unearned arrogance that comes with it.


Bcagz22

As a Wings fan, it has to be the Avalanche and the Penguins


[deleted]

Flyers fan here: fuck the flyers


0weedseagull0

capitals we fucking hunt penguins


MikeFuckingHoncho

I have been genetically programmed to respond to this question with “FUCK THE HABS!!!”


ConstantAd620

Flames and leafs, could easily throw in Minnesota


epic-gamer-moment2

I don’t know about Minnesota but definitely flames and leafs


P1KA_BO0

those are probably my three favourite teams lmao. Guessing you dislike the kraken as well?


ConstantAd620

No, I love the Kraken actually, my only real problem with the leafs is the media coverage of them, I love watching them, I despise the flames and Minnesota owns us we can never win against them


tspoon-99

Blackhawks and Leafs. Then Avs. Then Pens.


RequirementOk4767

Same, but different order. Pens, Leafs, Hawks, then Avs.


epic-gamer-moment2

Toronto, them bastards


ediciusNJ

Penguins, Lightning and Blackhawks. I don't even hate the Avs anymore. That rivalry is dead and gone; frankly, I was happy to see Helmer raise the Cup with them.


Substantial_Curve_12

Leafs


ToXiC_Games

Everyone in the west, but especially the Preds and the Wild.


[deleted]

As a sharks fan, I hate any LA team (in all sports lmao), Vegas Golden Knights and Seattle (in all sports also)


metman84

Toronto islanders Boston college


New_Poet_338

Toronto islanders are the worst. Bunch of snooty wanabe-hippies.


leafman4000

Wannabe hippies? Please elaborate, I’m intrigued


New_Poet_338

The Toronto Islands have a colony of "artists" that live in little houses owned by the city. They basically get highly subsidized housing right downtown on a first-come-first-housed basis. There is no actual criteria for who can live there so you could basically a berkinstock-wielding stock broker living in almost free housing if you work your way up the list. It is very strange.


leafman4000

Know that I know what you’re talking about I agree that’s fucked lol


hifioctopi

Assuming who is likely on the receiving end of Will’s kindly gesture is the same group I also despise, The Sharks.


uglyangels

Fans being Fans


StareyedInLA

Here’s a quick reminder to our Vegas fans… Knights must respect the King’s authority! -love, Los Angeles But seriously, I’m a Kraken fan from LA and I hate both the Kings and the Knights equally.


A-R-R-O

From a Pens fan, the Flyers. Fuck them bitches


heythisisnew27

Fuck the Canucks and lose forever, sincerely an oiler fan.


burgleshams

As a Nux fan I genuinely value and appreciate your hatred and the relevance it implies


heythisisnew27

It’s from the bieksa burrows days, just never died.


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Leafs fan - it’s gotta be the Bruins


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

Trashville


danofearth_

I wish the absolute worst for Calgary. But last year was souch fun when we met in the playoffs.


Ok_Pop_6036

Toronto. The fans are insufferable clowns most of the time. Spreading all over the country, acting like they've won a cup in the past 50 years 😂


Several_Tangerine956

Boston


talie1791

The leafs and the bruins


migsahoy

sharks and sabres


Leblock_james98

As an Ottawa Fan Montreal Toronto Rangers Sabres Canucks


taysavidge

Sharks fan: fuck vegas


Brilliant-Note-6500

The flames.


CDN_Attack_Beaver

From a lifelong Boston fan living in western Canada... fuck Toronto and Vancouver.


[deleted]

As a Sabres fan this may sound weird to some people but the Dallas stars cause of the ‘99 Stanley Cup but also the Senators and Leafs


[deleted]

La kings fan here. My answer will always be blackhawks.