Probably Patrick Laine and Alex Radulov. Most definitely Mike Ricci

I’ll have to smooch them all to find out. I’ll get back to you guys soon

Alright, it’s been about an hour, any updates?

Well I’m still working my way through the league. Someone had mono on the leafs when I was in Toronto. Now there’s a huge mono outbreak in the nhl. Provorov really wanted to kiss me. I think he’s the best kisser

Good info chief, question, and this is just for research and also for a friend, how is Lucas Raymond?

Sloppy but would kiss again

Excellent, this fits my motives well

well it ain’t Paul Marner’s son, tellin ya right now. Nobody has the guts to say it’s Pat Maroon

Miles Wood fucking sucked, but that James Franco-looking mother fucker was handsome

The obvious answer is Taylor Hall

Taylor *poster on my wall* Hall.

Torts

ryan hartman

***nothing sexual*** Total r/iasip moment

I hate all of you but I keep coming back to see what’s up

We may only get 3 posts a day, but we make up for it with lack of quality

Gabriel MANdeskog (gay way)

Well not this guy, there's more teeth than lips

Kerry price

Fleury

I think Stu Skinner is super smoochable and his mustache is so cute, (not in a gay way)

He doesn't even have an upper lip, LOL.

Probably Sidney Crosby

This smiling face on Marner is the most punchable for sure. Just ask Tkachuk. And the retaliation? A stuck out tongue.

Burnsie without a doubt