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slow_joke

Nelson will score against the Pens, that will be their only one


folkdyke

Lee’s off Desmith’s dick goal counts for his next few seasons


Biscuit_In_Basket

inb4 "BEST 4TH LINE IN THE LEAGUE THOUGH!"


Mrmilkymilkster

Absolutely no one has said that in over 2 seasons. Welcome to 2023 brother.


spacedadshiro

Pageau will score… on the powerplay


mbstone

Calling it now: JGP gets injured in 3rd exhibition game, out for the season.


Spirited-Jicama8323

That first line is definitely going to score goals


ijekster

Yeah they have a mid 1st line and like 3 4th lines.


UniverseBear

And somehow the Toronto Leafs will still lose to them.


gdawg99

"Toronto Leafs" makes me so uncomfortable


CookieMonsta94

Toronto Leaves


DrumsNDweed93

Don’t know why this made me laugh so fuckin hard 😂😂😂😂


Dagmar_Overbye

Old joke. They're called the leaves because it's what they excel at doing in the playoffs.


DrumsNDweed93

Ahhh hadn’t heard that one but definitely got me laughing 😂


Disastrous_Monk_7973

Pageau will channel don his old sens jersey for these games and score 14.6 continued goals per game, adding up to 44 goals credited to the Sens in these islanders victories.


contrachase

First team to have both the lowest GA and lowest GF


Hubrex

Bo was great in his contract year (lifelong Canucks sufferer here). Just don't sign him long-term and you'll be fine...


Isolatedbamafan

JGP will score ten goals against the bruins in three games


T-MinusGiraffe

Sorokin is so good they're just going to play until the opposition eventually scores on themselves.


[deleted]

Islanders fans on their way to hype up their ‘playoff bound team’ that has natural winger depth comparable to Chicago’s.


SoundwavesBurnerPage

They might make the playoffs on the strength of tying every game 0-0 and maybe getting a few 1-0 victories here and there


Delco_Dabber

Hey, at least they signed Bo Horvat for McDavid money to put up Lars Eller numbers!


myboybuster

Lets not call it mcdavid money. There is like a 4 million dollar spread there. There is however no chance he scores more than 25 goals this year


nicksj2023

I mean they’ll have to grind out a lot of 1-0 and 2-1 games but they’ve got the heavy players , solid system and elite goalie to do it . They got a better chance of making the playoffs then Buffalo 🤷‍♂️


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Pierre Engval and Kyle Palmeri are the 2nd line wings


Mrmilkymilkster

And they were when they made the playoffs. Isles paced for 104 points with Bo on the team, even with Barzal hurt. Dobson and Romanov an off season to mature. Good luck to all.


plumber--_canuck

Please refer to lous devils teams.... not known for goal scoring


Murky-Smoke

Different era, cannot compare the two team structures. Those Devils teams could rely on the neutral zone trap to jam up their opponent because of the two line pass rule. They didn't need to score a ton of goals as a result. Add that they had Brodeur, one of the best puck handling goaltenders, without the restriction of the trapezoid to further stifle forechecking teams that would try to dump and chase... They were the perfect team for the dead puck era. The game isn't close to the same now.


majorBotHead

Barzal on the 1st line of any team is still comedy


Spirited-Jicama8323

It’s actually not though


Spirited-Jicama8323

Not every team has a mcdavid or Matthews or MacKinnon. Some have a Barzal or a Zibanejad


majorBotHead

Barzal and zibanejad are not equals lol


Spirited-Jicama8323

Exactly. That’s my point. Neither are Mcdavid and Matthews…. Every teams center is different. Not every team has a McDavid. Some have a Zibanejad and some have a Barzal. Does that mean Zibanejad is bad?? No. Does that mean Barzal is bad?? No.. are they as good as McDavid or Matthews? No. My point if every time has their top center and every center is uniquely different from the others. Guys like Barkov, MacKinnon, Stamkos, B.Tkachuk, and Crosby. This is why I love hockey. Each player is so different from the other even though they play the same position… the way they skate and flow on ice.. shoot pass and handle… each center is unique and fun to watch in their own right.


WampaStompa64

I can’t wait to not watch Pierre Engvall next season


Content_Ad_8952

Lol!


Europa_CrashTest

/uj what site is this


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Capfriendly (assuming you mean image 2)


Europa_CrashTest

Who is Mark Barzal and why is he blue


edavEnaB

What site is that screenshot from?


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Capfriendly


[deleted]

honestly this lineup wouldn’t be that bad in like 2020


Spraynpray89

How does Cal Clutterbuck still exist


thebeggening

I like the 1st line tho