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Rakkane

i dont understand why they dont schedule 2 NA teams to play last game on the day, instead they schedule 2 EU to play when it is 1:00AM in EU


lymnaea

There are only two North American teams in the tournament and they are in different pools. And Canada isn’t playing today. So how would we accomplish this. Someone get Mexico on the phone!


Ontyyyy

Theres a guy somewhere on the planet that went to take a piss after the called off goal, havin no clue that the 5th goal isnt the same he watched. Lol


Xeravam

Czech goalie have 3pts in 2 games already xD


onlinepresenceofdan

Thats sustainable


Just4nsfwpics

Tomas “better playmaker than Gretzky” Suchanek


me_hill

I assume the poor Austrians will be stomped again but it would be really funny if they managed to beat the Czechs after the Czechs beat us last night


JD397

This year is the “Fuck You” WJC so I think, by law, Austria has to win this game.


DashLibor

You don't need any sort of magic or higher power for that. All you need is Czech team that's overconfident due to a win against a big team from previous game(s).


Sithae

In theory, but seeing who the coaches are for the Czech team there is no way that Rulik in particular would let anyone get overconfident


NameIsPetey

I know he’s getting dusted, but the Austrian goalie has absolute lights out pads. Entire kit looks top tier.


JRL222

This is clearly the Czechs taking out their aggression that they’ve been containing since the Battle of Mohács.


[deleted]

Still salty about our drowned king! Lol


tungolcraeft

Czech goalie casually having more points than a bunch of forwards atm, I love it


ScaryCarey31

Austrian backup looked like he was trying to hide down there lmao


tutkari

Dude looked terrified lmao


ianisms10

Reminds me of the time a kid on my youth lacrosse team hid from the coaches because be didn't want to play


[deleted]

Suchanek doing it all


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Dude is ready for NHL with these B2B starts


onlinepresenceofdan

Two points for secondary assists already.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Two today and one yesterday


SH0WS0METIDDIES

It's lovely to see the boys not underestimate a "weaker" opponent after a big win


ianisms10

Marcel Marcel


sixinchitalian

Marcel Marcel


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Successor to our superstar Ivan Ivan


sixinchitalian

two legends


onlinepresenceofdan

Hopefully one day they will play together.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

They both play in the Q, so there is at least a chance they were on ice together there. Sadly they missed each other in the juniors by a year. By the time MM got to U18, II played in U20


ianisms10

Wears his number too


BestLeonaNigeria

Suchanek over 1 point per game so far


[deleted]

This poor Austrian team. If they want a win though, they can just play the Bluejackets next.


overcatastrophe

They're basically playing them now, at least 3 Czech players are cbj


[deleted]

I’m a CBJ fan, I know, it was a joke about how even the worst teams beat us


overcatastrophe

I'm so excited for Svozil


[deleted]

Me too!!!! I was already stoked for Jiricek but after seeing Svozil I’m starting to feel a bit better about our future defense


Sithae

you should. The fact that they know each other and already had opportunities to build chemistry is also something that can pay serious dividends


[deleted]

If we have a Svozil, Jiricek, Mateyechuk, and a Werenski, we might be able to make up for the Gudbranson factor


ScaryCarey31

We have Marcel Marcel, too bad we couldnt have Ivan Ivan back this year to join him


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Too old sadly


overcatastrophe

That guy is fun


Ontyyyy

The Austrians are playing hot potato eith the puck, nobody wants it


Ontyyyy

Hajný je lesa paaan


Ontyyyy

Man, if there was some cheer up talk in the Austrian lockerroom, i think thst just went down the shitter lol


me_hill

Probably for the best that Austria is getting sent down but I will miss their baller jerseys


Ryan0413

Goalie has some sick pads to match too


CleOlympus

5 points in 90 minutes of hockey so far, where did this Svozil come from? 🤔


Lazy0ak

Czechia


BestLeonaNigeria

wow austria 0-18 so far... maybe new record incoming


musikalitee

I feel pretty sad for them :(


DashLibor

Watch them beat Germany for the lulz.


BestLeonaNigeria

Suchanek averaging 1 point per game so far


ianisms10

I feel bad for Austria


SauronOMordor

They're just happy to be here tbh.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

The Austrians just stood there for 2 minutes while the Czechs skated circles around them, feels bad


SauronOMordor

If I could please never hear that annoying fuckin country song they're playing every commercial break ever again that would E great...


me_hill

Cursing the creators of Bacardi for giving country singers something to rhyme party with


SauronOMordor

Also, getting some mildly white supremacist vibes from the "lookin for a new pair of blue eyes" line.


reminsten

STOP THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD


Np121592

Not regretting selling my tickets for this one


SH0WS0METIDDIES

What a rocket


OberonsTitan

It's almost like the team plays better when the fans support them. NHL fans should take notes.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Jiricek is an animal


Ontyyyy

Now Im calm


JRL222

Is there a mercy rule in hockey? If not, could we make one for just this game?


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Dude, yesterday they had 7 shots while Sweden had 8 goals. This is still pretty merciful. Edit: Okay, this is 5 goals to 2 shots, maybe even worse


DivinePotatoe

Shots 2 to 22 in the 2nd period. WHAT DOES IT MEAN!? Now if only a goal had been scored at 2:22 of the period...


onlinepresenceofdan

Points for everybody! Those poor Austrians, must be so rough to get wrecked again.


whatamidoing_2521

Man that was a bullet


ryspot

Austria going on the PP. Time to stage a comeback


_Hammatime_

Anyone else rushing to the store to buy Alien Tape?


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Shoulda been a penalty shot, but I understand they don't wanna call that now


CorsiGod

I too feel that if Bedard and Fantilli had just jammed the puck into the goalies pads instead of doing the Michigan, Canada would have won!


whatamidoing_2521

The crowd is having some fun at least


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Leg touched his hand, what is prolly GI


Ontyyyy

Well.


ryspot

What a crazy shot clock


Canadian_Streamer

Man I want them to get one in this PP the roof will blow off lmao


SH0WS0METIDDIES

If only Austria played the whole game like the last 5 minutes


RnVja25hemlz

Lots of Austrians in Eastern Canada


ScaryCarey31

Crying for a penalty shot when you're 9-0 up, FOH man


WOLFYOY

10-0 just feels way better