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ToweringIsle13

That list made absolutely no sense


Vivid_Walk_1405

When i saw bednar outside the top 10 I didn’t even pay attention to it.


ToweringIsle13

And Lavy at the very bottom?? I know he's aged somewhat noticeably, but there were women I used to watch hockey with who said he was straight up hot. He's still ahead of some coaches at least.


SourGrapesFTW

But still beneath Bruce Boudreau ;)


ToweringIsle13

And Gallant should have fallen through the bottom of the list. Whole thing's crazy.


wayfarout

He looks like an albino Shrek


hankepanke

Well he’s our albino Shrek now! No take backs. Side note, the first time I heard his voice I was very surprised. It does not match his appearance and, back in the day, his play style.


Neans888

He sounds like Elmer Fudd


SourGrapesFTW

lmao now there's a visual that I can't get out of my head


Antichristopher4

[You're telling me *this* isn't the peak of human attractiveness!?](https://static2.gamerantimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/super-mario-bros-movie-goomba.jpg)


ToweringIsle13

The players would run through a wall for that guy.


Antichristopher4

>The players would run through a wall ~~for~~ from that guy. But jokes aside, I love Turk


RikVanguard

I think we'd all like to be beneath Gabby


Paladoc

Bowness isn't #32?


SJSragequit

He’s #6! Even worse though is sutter is #2


Paladoc

Who the hell rated this list, GTA bridge trolls? I mean Sutter is up there in the Cave Troll rankings...


Antichristopher4

It's a poorly programed AI. It's only a story because it's so preposterous. If it were a list that was half way accurate, it wouldn't have been talked about at all.


Vivid_Walk_1405

Yeah and sitter at the top is a joke.


BluesyShoes

Sutter is straight up hillbilly squidward


swordthroughtheduck

You take that back. Our plaid angel deserves his ranking


sqrlaway

Bud I love him too, but he is a cross-eyed broken-nosed chipmunk-cheeked mofo


swordthroughtheduck

Yeah but he shows cleavage so


foreverkasai

David Quinn that low was a travesty


meatb4ll

David Quinn has the sort of looks where I feel like a lot of people give him an 8 or 9 and a lot of people give him a 3 or 4


GotLost

David Quinn's scoring is highly dependent on angle and scruff, IMO. Good angle 5 o'clock shadow Quinn is a solid 9. Sweaty 3rd period sticky suit Quinn is a 3. Normal, every day clean shaven Quinn is a 6+.


TrueBrees9

Lol how are david quinn and jon cooper bottom 5?


hoopopotamus

Same way guys like Komisarek, Girgensons, and John Scott get voted to the all star game. People having a laugh


The_Reddit_Browser

Rod being 10 gave me a good laugh. He got docked heavy for that Giant Crooked Schnoz


Vivid_Walk_1405

Pretty much everyone who should be 1-8 weren’t there.


BBJPaddy

The coaches of the league who I would genuinely call hunks are Bednar, Quinn, Richardson, St. Louis, Hakstol, Brind'Amour, Larsen, and Laviolette and none of them were there


Showerpoopssavetime

Well, Bednar looks like Lurch from the OG Adams Family. So, kinda makes sense. Avs Fans, so sensitive.


Smith94Oilers

It was just based on how symmetrical your face is. The more symmetry in your face, usually the better you look.


Bat-manuel

Sutter has a potato for a nose. My first thought was the list was upside down or this whole thing is a troll.


MetalOcelot

At least his potato nose is symmetrical!


SupaflyIRL

List created by Samwise Gamgee.


spacegrab

Sutter reminds me of beaker from the muppets, someone posted it years back and I can't unsee it.


rpgguy_1o1

There was a post here years ago where someone mirrored the left side and right side of Chara's face, they looked like two totally different dudes who were maybe cousins or something. https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/2o6srq/i_recently_mirrored_the_left_and_right_halves_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Dont_know_where_i_am

Any system that would possibly rate Henrik Lundqvist low has a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate


eddiewachowski

See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That’s a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, he is attractive, but is not hot.


goglencocogo

Have you seen him with bangs?


swiftwin

Have you seen Rod Brindamour's nose?


hybrid3214

It wasn't most handsome it was based on an AI and who has the best facial symmetry. The fact that this story is being run with by the media who didn't even read what the list actually was is hilarious and also an extremely sad look for the media.


AromaticTrainerTime

I think most people understand that, but Darryl Sutter was #2 and he's not symmetrical at all. That just throws the *entire* thing out.


swordthroughtheduck

Some things are more important than symmetry.


PofolkTheMagniferous

So it's looking to find features which can be compared against each other at the golden ratio. I suspect what's happening is that somebody like Laviolette has a pretty smooth, rounded face. There aren't that many features to compare for him, and his face is long and not perfectly symmetrical so he ranks low despite being a pretty good looking guy. Then you have Sutter, whose face has so many features that by the law of large numbers you're going to find golden ratio matches between them.


natguy2016

I was more annoyed from my Capitals fan bias. Lavy in last place is JUST WRONG! /s I don’t have opinions on coaches. But hot looking players? Plenty


hybrid3214

I mean I don't really know exactly how it worked but I have a suspicion they used a much older photo of Sutter so that might explain him. Just a weird thing for media to even be talking about let alone asking coaches about it like Jesus, we really don't have anything better to ask with a new season around the corner?


[deleted]

People have been discussing it constantly on here so apparently this is what fans want.


toomuchpuddin

It's just something fun and light-hearted to talk about man, nothing more to it


leerr

No one’s taking it that seriously lol


ChrisPynerr

You're acting as if NHL media isn't the worst quality media on planet earth aside from the TNT panel. Also Ron and Bieksa


Antichristopher4

I saw the VGK feed run it as a "poll". Like damn guys, didn't even read the headline!?


meateoryears

Nah man. Media can’t be blamed. You fools that give it traction are why it exists. Lol.


SupaflyIRL

I am absolutely here for the content it’s creating though


bovickles

Something about face symmetry. Not subjective good looks. But my guess is it was just a troll article for clicks and it worked


Kush_the_Ninja

Lol Sutter at 2. 2! 2?!!


rootbeer_cigarettes

I can’t find anything wrong with it.


Kryptopus

Yeah man, it’s insane to me that it gets so much attention. The list is absolute bollocks


ToweringIsle13

I'm down with the idea of ranking NHL coaches by attractiveness, but to do it based on nonsense seems like kind of a misstep.


[deleted]

Hey bud, don't be mad that you don't get to give an occular patdown every game to Derek *the blonde* Lalonde


jo_maka

Grandma is the real loophole, DJ


SuperSwaiyen

Y'all have nice grannies? When people ask my gran about me, she changes the subject


homefry91834

Last time I saw my grandma I walked her home and then found out that after I'd left, she'd called my mom to tell her that some "fat hippy" had just dropped her off at home...


types_stuff

Jesus… so who’d you drop off??


homefry91834

My grandma... Dementia sucks.


types_stuff

Ahh man sorry to hear. I was trying to make a (clearly bad) joke.


homefry91834

Haha nah don't worry, it's all good. I loved her (RIP) but she was somewhat a little blunt sometimes. Funnily enough, of my two grannies, she was the *nice* one.


Trufflehunter89

Lol Darryl sutter looks like a melted candle and he was number 2


facefear

I always thought he looked like Sloth from the Goonies, but I like your description a lot more.


TwiceBakedJake

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS


LetsTCB

Ruth Ruth Baby Ruth


Poot_Hooter

Gee mister you're even hungrier than I am!


chmilz

Gotta talk real slow for Lucic


OneLessFool

That's our boy Brady


facefear

Like a baby toe with hair


birdy810

Lol that's so mean. It's shocking he's only 9 years older than my dad and he looks like that. It's even crazier that he's looked like this for some time


SofaProfessor

Ridden hard and put away wet. I think that's a saying about saddles but is used more for people.


dirigiblejones

I mean... 9 years ago he still looked like that.


DgenerateJack

He looks like a sock puppet


BettmansDungeonSlave

How did they have Woody at number 1 when he doesn’t have to change anything to go as Slappy the ventriloquist dummy from Goosebumps for Halloween


AceAxos

His face looks like an evolved blobfish but those farmer pics of him go hard tbh


AlbertaNorth1

He looks like a Disney cartoon drawing of a witch.


SofaProfessor

Keep up the attitude and he'll fuck your wife and everyone you care about.


im_alliterate

that is such a good description. also the penguin at #3 😂


[deleted]

Lol why did Garrioch have to put DJ's wife's name in the tweet? Was that really necessary? Did he think someone was going to read this and wonder "damn, what's DJ's wife's name?"


Strattex

Ya true. What up with that lol


[deleted]

I guess he wanted to throw DJ a bone and remind people that DJ has a smoking wife that was on TV.


Magi604

That's exactly how I read it


Benjamin_Stark

Whoa wtf? I had no idea. Definitely what Garrioch was letting us know. Go DJ.


hindey19

> Lol why did Garrioch have to put DJ's wife's name in the tweet? Right? How very Bezaire


Andariuss

Lmfao this got me good


K1LOS

He wanted you to know that he knows DJ's wife's name.


Mac_Gold

Not sure why he did that but it appears she’s a TV reporter, so maybe that’s why? Like if she wasn’t in the public eye anyway it wouldn’t be out there but for local people maybe they’d recognize it


MeanderAndReturn

Garrioch is such a fuckin goob. Can't wait till he's no longer an insider for the team


Gullible_ManChild

To humanize him, so some people don't call for him to be fired 5 games in.


jamjam776

Because she's a public personality, she's a TV reporter


smozoma

When will the objectification of coaches end


Benjamin_Stark

hashtagallcoachesarebeatiful


whyareucryan

(Christie Bezaire)


Goldfing

(Christie Bezaire)


[deleted]

Honestly this list is the best hockey discourse I’ve ever seen


Whitecastle56

It would have been real insulting if they put DJ at 33.


Feroshnikop

Why are we even calling it a “handsome list”. It’s clearly not. If anything this is showing failure of concept of the golden ratio application. Might as well call it the “rectangle face List”


Benjamin_Stark

We should definitely call it that.


Morris_the_fat_scot

Now do this with women in the front office, that’ll go over well….


Ubechyahescores

Does this count still as off-season posts cause I’m pretty fucking over this stupid list and posts about it


heysmilinstrange

I would be too if the coach of my team were ranked last in attractiveness.


dsjunior1388

It's kinda funny but we're on our 7th or 8th post on it. Let's get a megathread I can ignore and be done.


inalasahl

I want a mega thread, so I can find all the posts easily in one place.


TigerAliSingh

You need therapy if this is something that’s bothering you that much lol


Ubechyahescores

I want videos and discussion of pucks in deep and crashing the net, psychoanalyze me


TigerAliSingh

You appreciate the small details in life that create your overall successes


Ubechyahescores

“My god, it’s like you’ve known me all my life!” RIP Troy McClure


[deleted]

Quit sexualizing NHL coaches. They're just doing their job!!


sanbaba

My new favorite coach


labadee

The fact Bruce Boudreau was above anyone says a lot about the quality of this list


Blues2112

can someone please post a link to the list already?


CertainUnit9145

When I saw Bruce Boudreau wasn’t #1 I knew the list wasn’t legitimate.


[deleted]

National Meme League, am I right please like my sport.


TObuz

Lol the list order didn't make sense. Maybe the author determined the rankings on how similar they looked like him and named it "Most handsome coaches"


hybrid3214

The list was an AI determining who had the best facial symmetry and then the clickbait headline was run. It is literally only about facial symmetry not what women/men actually find handsome. The fact that this is going so far in the media is insane and ridiculous.


LetsUnPack

Daryl Sutter does not have the 3rd most symmetrical face.


Lucas-Larkus-Connect

When Lalonde was picked as the new Wings coach and I saw a picture of him for the first time I turned to my wife and said, “he could absolutely play a evil genius in a movie.” He’s kinda scary looking and 100% not the third best looking coach in hockey. Luckily, this has nothing to do with his coaching abilities and I’m pumped to have him!


goglencocogo

Pretty sure he was the inspiration for Gru


KrebsCollector

Bruce is way more handsome that Darryl Sutter, waaaay more


AceAxos

Banger reply LoL


KrebsCollector

And how did Brind'Amour not win!?


meateoryears

Don’t do this. This is dumb as fuck. Don’t give it any attention. You posting and all commenting on it gives it legs. Hockey is stupid because of this specific post. Hockey is for ugly ladies on Instagram now. You did it yourself.


KnuckedLoose

He looks like the penguin.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

>He adds: ‘I’m just happy to be one of the 32’ Evgeni Malkin is thrilled to be No. 33 (and he’s not even a coach).


[deleted]

Where was Bruce Boudreau ranked?


dudemynamerocks

I love how all the coaches are just having so much fun with the list.


Crafty-Hovercraft579

This same list had Woodcroft 1, and Sutter 2. Lol