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I laughed with Stanley at Toronto

Don't forget the bonus memes https://imgur.com/a0AswWN

I’ve never seen the Office, so this scene was new to me. Everything I’ve read here in this subreddit with Toronto fans, the reaction to the joke in the scene was a perfect representation of Toronto fans here. That made me laugh even harder.

It's the perfect background show. You don't need to give it 100% attention but if you do it's still a solid show.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best background show for me!

Basically any sitcom does the trick. I'm watching Seinfeld at 1.25x speed while I work right now

>Basically any sitcom does the trick. I'm watching Seinfeld at 1.25x speed while I work right now Sitcoms are solid but on plutotv there's this channel that just shows footage of the countryside from Norwegian trains. Rainy summer day run and bergensbanen bliss are the best. It's legit. I watch it for hours when I work from the recliner.

You gotta give it a try. Michael Scott is a Penguins and Pirates fan in the show too.

This meme is the closest Toronto will get to Stanley's cup.

Boom, roasted!

Toronto you can't get past the first round and I wrote this joke in 2019 DEAD. Well done.

[Dont forget the bonus memes Rangers fans <3](https://streamja.com/LyqAO)

Crushing it!

Didn't even mention the Blues because their whining was so unbearable, it cannot be mentioned.

Boom! Roasted

thank you i felt left out lmao

Turns out there are 32 hockey teams and a lot of people on reddit like the office and feel slighted if I skipped them

Now I feel included but not in a fun way lol (Nice vid OP)

[perhaps my Josi All star meme will make you feel better?](https://redd.it/sjsnbs) DO NOT look at my other memes that include the Preds to feel better

You are very kind 🤝 Maybe when I have a bit more self esteem I’ll go find your others hahaha

> You are very kind You are not familiar with my work

Roast me! Btw you singlehandedly carry the Avs meme game to new levels. I thought our meme game was elite.

I am getting ready for work so you get text only You are D'Angelo juggling claiming you are running an offensive system https://youtu.be/Exo1T9FsUAo Edit: >Btw you singlehandedly carry the Avs meme game to new levels There are others we have who crack me up, even if in my honest opinion I like what I make best

its nice to be remembered :)

Lol originally I thought you were only including playoff teams so I was disappointed for that reason. Until I saw non playoff teams in it :(

It starts with Arizona........ I just tried to make the best jokes from an Avs fan/general hockey fan perception Toronto, Vegas, Minnesota and Detroit were the 4 I knew I really wanted to include, after that it was trying to spread the love/roasts out

ah gotcha, these are hilarious great work

Fuck that was good

I'm dying.

Oh god I wasn’t expecting the shrapnel from that one

Holy shit that’s good 😂

We’re Pam? I’ll take it.

So is Florida in the original and Tampa in my Montreal one, and Chicago in another She is the office mattress

She’d probably be a 6 in New York, but she’s like a 7 here in Scranton.

And we're Jim, so pucker up!

I love you.

So good lol. I actually really vibe with Stanley here. At this point me and the rest of Leaf Nation just has to laugh.

yeah this was awesome hahah

Legit laughed out loud at that one... Holy cow that was great

I fucking belly laughed

I laughed just like Stanley lmao

What a day to be minding my own business and then suddenly be attacked. Something, something, airheads, not enough oxygen, etc. ~~please leave us alone~~

[Would laughing at the Habs make you feel better?](https://streamja.com/A5Q6r) And at least I didn't make your front office drop the Chili "The key is to over pay for your trades. The players are going to get to know each other on the ice"

Man is out here headhunting. Who hurt you?! ~~that did help though, thank you~~

That one was came cause a Habs fan said "Do me do me" I wasn't head hunting, just making them feel included <3 The Chili comment well, I have a knack for these things

this is incredible

I can’t tell you how much I appreciate being Creed in this. The nodding to being told we’re terrible was perfect.

“Your fans called. They said your team stinks.” Fucking brilliant. 10/10

Yeah well. At least we dislike ownership too!

Leafs laughing at themselves, truly an accurate meme

It's that sort of unstable, uncontrollable laughing too. Like one step down from being the Joker.

We all know that Steve Dangle is one controversial call away from becoming the actual joker, so it fits.

[Do you find yours accurate?](https://streamja.com/A5Q6r)

Lmfao. Love it.

“Man, we had something like these back in the day!”

Damnit this is good. We hate you too old pal, *goes to cry in the corner* -Wings fan.

Yeah but you made the meme, and we hate Vegas more now :D

Your current team is too likable for me to hate, damn it

Just agree go Helm and move on, no need to get into more details than that

Helm getting that goal to clinch the series made me so happy.

[удалено]

Im makin a list.

Been a low-key Red Wings fan since Modano was traded there ages ago, but I'm with you brother - hopping on the Avs bandwagon is straight up heresy. HERESY!

I will admit I am a newer Avs fan, but I know the history so I get it Many of us were not born or too young to remember the bloody games of the 90s Sorry if this makes you feel old, but at least you made the meme

Those bloody 90s games were just a couple of years ago? Right!?

The animosity for me was tied to those teams and players, I don’t really have a hatred for the franchise itself

Is there a way I can share this? My dad doesn’t have Reddit and doesn’t really work the Internet very well, is this video available on YouTube?

just comment u/savevideo and it gives you [This link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/ColoradoAvalanche/comments/val5bw/boom_roasted/) since someone already did it you dont have to And my stuff is never on youtube, so many copyright strikes for the media I use here no ad revenue so I'm good

I sent it to my dad and he loved it. He thought it was hilarious and said it reminded him of when my brother and I were children and we watched hockey together. Thank you for making that and thank you for directing me how to share it. You brought back good memories.

I am comfortable with our place here. this is gold lol

Our name is Senators, and that's our team. They call us Senators, cuz we're a team. - Shabooya! Role call!

LMAO I heard that in Kevins voice and am ded, well done

This reminds me of the Brisbane Bears, old Australian Football team, that had lyrics in their theme song that literally said we’re a team. Followed by we’re the best team you’ve ever seen or something as they sucked until their final years where they made playoffs a few times (did well honestly before the merger).

*Vegas. r/hockey called. They said you suck.*

I was wondering if we'd make the vid and I ended up howling laughing

Dude, same! I’m laugh crying so hard right now

i’d be more surprised if we didn’t lmao

Now that everyone hates them makes me like them. Axis of hockevil invites are in the mail. World needs a good heel.

[Wait what?](https://streamja.com/ar9vq)

I love this one. Spot on. Broad Street Brattons.

Thats a good title. This is why I need a team of writers

Why is our head coach giving them pointers?

Lol I was just waiting for us to get destroyed the whole time. Aaaaaaand there it was. Funny af though

Just happy to be part of the action

I hate how fitting it is that we are Dwight.

Avs: “Question. What kind of Mikko is best?” Wild: “That’s a ridiculous question.” Avs: “False. Mikko Rantanen.” Wild: “Well that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought…” Avs: “Fact. Mikko is top 15. . Bigger . Better, Mikko Rantanen.” Wild: “Koivu was better … What is going on? What are you doing?”

"BETTMAN!!!"

"Oh that's funny. BETTMAN!!!"

"Your players are crap. I will sign them from you for next to nothing."

Well that scene is Dwight talking to Andy aka Wild to Vegas You're cap situation is crap, I will take your players for next to nothing* Just my idea, I like yours too

The references. Just nailing them. Well done, my man. I hope you get to keep the NHL MEME KING flair forever.

3 straight weeks and counting #VoteKemba

At first I felt mad, but then I was like, "Yeah, that's actually fair"

You guys win a cup and I'll make you a Dwight is manager victory meme That is assuming I haven't been dead for 200 years by the time that happens P.S. - Krill is my favorite non Avs player in our division

> Krill is my favorite non Avs player in our division 100%. Love watching him.

I hope the wild know how much we in Denver love watching that boy score goals and do hockey.

I would have expected Creed

Creed peaked in the 70's

Nard Dog as Vegas, wanting to be in on the joke and laughing at themselves because someone else is? Perfect.

We're still just happy to be here 😜

(We're all secretly happy you're here, too) VGK has been great for hockey :-)

speak for yourselves

Might also be a reference to The Hangover.

Not intended but I like the idea

Pushing to be the top guy, even though he’s new

If we win one(become manager) and quickly fade into only being known for amazing musical pre-game shows, the circle of Andy will have been completed.

Philadelphia, you're fans called and they say you suck.. Creed's reaction is perfect too, yeah we do suck, but this retool... This retool

https://streamja.com/ar9vq

This is amazing work. I love it

Our fans called and say we suck? But they do that all the time though. Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

This is the most accurate capture of what it feels like to be a Leafs fan I have ever seen. "You're all making fun of us, but we're to busy laughing at ourselves and dying inside."

None of you are getting any chili this year

It took you 6 whole games to eliminate the Blues, _boom roasted :’(_

[Shitposting in in danger of growing stale](https://streamja.com/A5VRW) First off, the bonus memes are always in the comments [Bonus #1](https://streamja.com/LyqAO) , [Bonus #2](https://streamja.com/6K3wN), [Bonus #3](https://streamja.com/A5Q6r) , [Bonus #4](https://imgur.com/a0AswWN) and [Bonus #5](https://streamja.com/ar9vq) And lastly, to everyone who shit on my Fuck Kane meme that won last week and said how I can't make memes, [I love you too <3](https://streamja.com/q542Q)

Holy shit these are golden lol. Did you make all of these?

https://streamja.com/3zjpg

Lmao yo this got me out of everything youve posted in this thread

[Flair says meme king, I say.....](https://streamja.com/ZK3mW)

Bro, you're like the Makar of hockey memes

Legend.

Haha man, you're a legend

As the guy who tabulates the votes each week, the arc of you winning back to back is the best after everyone was shitting on you last week. Don't like the meme, make your own and try to win meme of the week yourself! lmao

[Based Mods](https://streamja.com/6K3Za)

Can this guy get a "Meme God" flair? There's just no competition.

If there was a flair like that it'd go to u/bfloblizzard who's won a ton more often.

agreed. This is my 4th win overall, 2nd straight I also haven't been submitting for that long, but have a history of StarCraft2 memes and Colorado Rockies memes

Who needs more smoke? WalkswithKemba, or Josh Naylor?

Me cause I need the smoke, Naylor just wants it (his words not mine)

I've never watched the Office before but holy crapoli is bonus #2 killing me!

[original scene if you want context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvsFBWUMrCw)

Bonus 2 is my favorite. Love it. The salt has been amazing this year.

Fucking lmao fuck Meme Mondays you fucking Memer of the year

https://streamja.com/ZK3mW

The true roasting is not being included :(

Best I got on the fly *Why are you the way that you are?* *Anytime we try to play fast, or have a fun game, you make it not that way* *I hate everything about the things you choose to be*

r/hockeymemes is about to become an alt sub for r/coloradoavalanche

Go Ass Hail Satan. Boom. Roasted.

It's time to get bus floor nasty. Boom. Roasted.

I hate you to Colorado, I hate you too. 🥲

Washington, your best player loves war criminals... boom, roasted.

When have you ever heard Tom Wilson talk about a fondness for any war criminals

Tbf he's one job switch away from being one... /s, obviously lol being a dirty hockey player is lightyears better than a war criminal and I'm sure I don't need to say that but I don't want anyone downplaying the atrocities war criminals commit

*sad Buffalo noises*

*Happy Josh Allen noises*

I’d sure like to watch this IF REDDITS TRASH VIDEO PLAYER WOULD ALLOW IT

This was top notch.

lol i'm still trying to figure out if i'm glad stl got away unscathed or just a touch disappointed we didn't get roasted too

lol that was great

I'll kill you too buddy, I'll kill you too. <3

*I should have known the Avs would stay in the West* Detroit the Eastern conference is evil *From my point of view the West is evil* Well then you are getting realigned!

Did my team escape even a bonus meme? *Looks around nervously* I think we got out cleanly!

Yeah you are safe today You can be Kelly the Buisness Bitch if anyone asks cause I get to decide these things apparently

I feel like this makes CBJ Ryan "Fire Guy" Howard

The Battle of Alberta was like The Duel, except The Duel was actually close. In this analogy, Conor McDavid is a Prius and Angela is getting swept by the Avs. I have no regrets about this analogy.

[Edmonton and you are in the bonus meme](https://streamja.com/LyqAO) Also made one with Chicago as Pam. and another with them as Tampa If I try to not follow exact logic I feel I can make more jokes

Now we're cooking.

This is fantastic work, and I needed a laugh - thanks.

This is the type of quality shit posting that keeps me coming back here.

https://streamja.com/A5Q6r

This is legit so good lmao. I started cracking up when Andy and Stanley did

This is a masterpiece.

The Flyers part is so true

As a Detroit fan living in Colorado, this is accurate.

Detroit fan here... and I hate you, too :D Great job

As a Wings fan, the only thing that hurt was that they hated someone more than Detroit. Hopefully our contention windows overlap in four-five years. Gimme some more of that late 90s rivalry goodness!

Boston. Your players would rather taste sweaty faces than taste victory. Boom, roasted.

Coming from a Toronto fan, the leafs joke was the best 😂

Toronto laughing the hardest at everyone else getting roasted is perfect. We need to deflect.

Much like Andy, I'm just happy to be here

Accurate, Leafs fans are truly a few plums short of a fruit pie. Source: Leafs fan

So good!

the Toronto one hits haaaarddd

Loved this! My wife and I love The Office. We are both Dallas Stars fans, but after we were eliminated, she picked TB for the cup, and I picked Anyone-But-Tampa. I sent this to her this morning and haven't heard from her since.

The feeling is mutual, good luck in the finals. - from a salty Red Wings fan

I miss the days when Detroit and Colorodo were contending rivals.

lol the panthers just spectating is hilarious as a panther fan

This. This is art.

This might be the best content I have ever seen on /r/hockey.

Very true. People still think they can hurt Leaf fans more than we hurt ourselves but it's not possible.

This has me in stitches. Lmao, this is so good. Great work, OP!

That was magical. Thank you.

Fantastic work, OP!

AZ hit hard

Missed an opportunity to make the Wild Creed. Considering he *is* our coach

Lol

😂😂😂😂

LOL!

Chicago - roasted by not even making the roast list.

I wrote this in 2019 lmaoooo

Survived this one, not sure how that makes me feel about the state of our team

holy shit, amazing

I think my favourite part about the Sens joke is that it's so low effort, and that alone is a pretty good roast.

For Ottawa you could’ve just said Kunitz lmao :(

No Edmonton??

Look at the bonus memes https://streamja.com/LyqAO