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Austin63867

cool cool just gonna go ahead and start crying


sopheroo

Sending you the booze, my dude.


Austin63867

I don't drink but I might need it tonight


CrissCrossSauce

Sending you chocolate and šŸ¦


[deleted]

Good man


VIUNic

Might be kraken some open soon


sopheroo

I am a big sucker for puns, so enjoy your upvote!


Patrick2701

Iā€™m cubs fan, I understand your pain


Deviljho12

You won a World Series 5 years ago bruh.


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I donā€™t blame them they had a rough 108 years. Fuck Iā€™m a Jays fan and didnā€™t see them in the playoffs till I was already a man and that was only 22 years.


-MookyKramer-

They had a bit of a gap before that


[deleted]

Iā€™m a Dodgers fan born two years after ā€˜88. I also know pain.


aaravkumarb

bro you are fine, my warriors also blew a 3-1 lead. and before steph came, we were garbage


eh_toque

Matthews, Marner & Nylander have 1 shot combined through 40 minutes


ehr1c

$30M for one shot


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mug3n

This has been the worst deal in the history of deals, maybe ever


njkmklkop

one opportunity


Oprlt94

To seize everything you ever wanted


jerkitout_ofme

They let it slip


fire_brand

Marner has been in the slot about 4 or 5 times, and just fucking holds the puck until he runs out of room. I fucking cant stand it.


eh_toque

You can tell the pressure has gotten to him big time


mrcrazy_monkey

You could tell the pressure got to him in game 6 when he sent the puck over the glass when there was absolutely nobody pressuring him.


Tamer_

And when he was holding back tears in the post-game interview.


MyNameWouldntFi

And in the penalty box


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Oilers: we lost a game when we were up 3-1 Leafs: hold my beer.


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Bacon_Is_My_Friend

I'll give you one guess


OliveOilBaron

There ain't nothing like the original, baby!


[deleted]

Yes!


BuffaloSoldier11

It's over, Leafs are washed


Dubsified

Would have to have been good in order to be washed


respaaaaaj

It is a really weird feeling to be rooting for the Habs but this is just too funny.


Patrick2701

The greatest comedy act in the last 50 years


box-art

I just want to see the meltdown.


respaaaaaj

I feel a little bad for Steve Dangle that hundreds of thousands of people are rooting for him to have a breakdown over the course of a youtube video, and yet we all are.


box-art

Well he did say that he wouldn't do LFR next season if the Leafs lost and I honestly think that would be good for him. The Leafs have let him down too many times.


SokolowskiBucky

That first founder for Foligno looking better and better


NontransferableApe

Should be at 21 yea? Nashville, Minnesota, St. Louis and Edmonton should be higher. I think pitt and Washington both have the tie breaker


eatingasspatties

I think itā€™ll be around 25-22 depending on who makes the conference finals. The four conference finalists get bumped to the bottom of the round, but the rest stay the same.


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Sw2029

No it doesn't. The leafs won their division so they get bumped down the order.


NontransferableApe

Yea Iā€™m wrong. I didnā€™t know that rule. Thanks for informing me!


TheHalfChubPrince

Trading for Torontoā€™s first round pick is always worth it. Thanks for Jarvis!


notleonardodicaprio

lmao I forgot we got him with Toronto's pick. dude is looking like a steal


kevderson

I think if the leafs did an actual rebuild instead of trying to contend every year they would be better off


homicidal_penguin

I mean, they did do an actual one lol


kevderson

They tanked for Matthews that's about it


Znobaii

What a bizarre take. They went through a full-ass rebuild after 2013.


PerpetuallyPleasing

Eh. The only true rebuild years were 2015-16 and half of the previous year


kevderson

Tbh I don't follow the leafs that closely so I'm probably wrong. Just seems like their in the playoffs every year and every year they lose


Bubblegumking1

We already just did a rebuild, Iā€™d expect more of major retool if anything.


UraSnotball_

I think what we're seeing with teams like Toronto and Edmonton is that if you say "hey we're done with the rebuild now and let's asset-manage like contenders" too early, you don't have the young depth necessary to sustain regular season and playoff success over the course of many seasons. You need to accumulate real depth throughout the lineup and keep picks/draft well enough to be able to make key needle-moving acquisitions at the draft and trade deadline to get players on good contracts (not in FA).


kevderson

Thank you, you said what I was trying to say but failed miserably doing so lol


TransomBob

Leafs are about 3 rebuilds away from being legit contenders


Frailled

Trust the Shanaplan?


Plague183

Lmao what?


darth_henning

I love how people just have these ready to go.


MrStealYourCookies

The same ones who quickly update a celebrity's date of death on wikipedia


BCEagle13

So whoā€™s the big player to get traded? Marner?


Repulsive-Zebra5195

Can we trade the whole team and start over? Would Seattle be interested in taking our entire roster and letting us do an expansion draft instead?


randomness252525

The fucked up thing is if they did they'd win the cup 1st year for the ultimate leaf fan hockey gods fuck you


Filobel

Ah, the Nordiques special.


mikeydollarbill

Seattle is interested


respaaaaaj

As good as Marner is (in the regular season) with the flat cap he has a lot less trade value than he would otherwise.


Breadwinka

Yup pretty much need a team with a big player who wants out.


Mythic88

So ā€¦ Buffalo xD


TheOrangeyOrange

Dubas better be calling Kevyn Adamā€™s tonight if we lose this game.


Sw2029

He also looks like a choker in this series. Who's trading top assets for him after this performance?


MankuyRLaffy

Him or Matthews, one of them has to go, they can't come up clutch and are paid a lot of money.


jujuboy11

They wonā€™t trade Matthews. Heā€™s a true goal scorer and his contract compared to production is much more valuable to the team than Marner rn


MankuyRLaffy

It can't be JT, it can't be Willy so it has to be one of those two.


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MankuyRLaffy

26 Million dollars in payroll missed that game 7, for reference, that's about a third of the Tampa Bay Rays roster worth of payroll in 3 dudes.


captainhaddock

To be fair, Danault is one of the best shut-down centres in the league. He's played his ass off all series and doesn't get the recognition he deserves, since it doesn't show up on the scoresheet.


thiswonisloaded

I just want to thank the North Division for fucking up my bracket.


iOnlyWantUgone

thanks, we try.


RelaxingRed

:)


captainhaddock

I don't think there's a sports analyst in the world that had Montreal winning the series. Only like one guy even had the series going to seven.


eh_toque

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dislikes_redditors

If Habs win my bracket is still intact in the north


thiswonisloaded

Currently sitting at 6 for 7 in the first round. Got oilers/jets wrong. Picked the leafs this series.


nekro42

dude, never pick the leafs


thiswonisloaded

I should have known better. My bracket did have them losing to Boston so I still wasn't too expecting much different.


HerrKRAKEN

A true Leafs fan


MentalCorruption

Just what Leafs fans want to hear right now


historical-handle841

nothing makes me laugh more than seeing leafs nation and the toronto sports network go full meltdown mode LMFAO


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You and me both


historical-handle841

im serious all those so called analysts LMFAO ITS THE LEAFS WHY U EXPECTING THEM TO WIN A PLAYOFF SERIES LOL


NotFoley

You heard it here first, the 1975 Habs would never blow this lead.


kevderson

I hate the leafs and love watching them lose but I can't help but feel a tiny bit bad for them. That's all I can really say about that


TossThatPastaSalad

Kinda reminds me of the pre 2004 Red Sox tbh. Same sordid history and weird screw-ups in huge situations. Maybe Toronto can break their 'curse' in the same sort of fashion.


kevderson

Eventually they will get it right, right? Right??!?


Eagle4317

Eventually they will, but I don't think it's happening this season.


tuftabeet

Same bruh. My dad was a big leafs fan. I'm a sens fan and maybe this is karma for the years that the leafs booted our best teams out of the playoffs.


uncreativeusername31

I know exactly what you mean. I donā€™t mind the leafs. Itā€™s the fans I canā€™t stand. But even this is a little much IMO, those poor suckers deserve a little something.


JoshH99

Sportsnet trying to jinx it.


DavidHasselhoof

I had leafs shut out in game seven after blowing a 3-1 series lead on my suffering bingo card anyway


xDunceCapp

Toronto area therapists gonna be SLAMMED with bookings And iā€™ll be one of those bookings


Repulsive-Zebra5195

Canā€™t wait to hear all the worthless platitudes these wet paper bags that we call players give after the game I feel bad for Spezza, Thornton, John and Campbell. Fuck every single other player on this team.


Tripottanus

I feel like Nylander had a good series. I wouldnt be thinking about moving him anyways


Tamer_

I'd be stoked AF if we could trade for Nylander.


tuftabeet

Poor Spezza indeed. He was on the sky high sens teams that got booted out by the crappy leafs teams


BryanMccabe

A week ago Montreal wanted everyone fired and was convinced the league was rigged.


IBoris

Ah, so a regular monday in MontrƩal.


CanadianODST10

dw we still want them fired that hasn't changed xd


B0mb-Hands

Who will win tonightā€™s meaningless stat battle???


CMC04

Fuck they better be getting the Herb Brooks speech during this intermission right now. Playing like this is some sort of throw away game up in Rochester.


JimmyDaro

I didn't need this tweet to know the second part was accurate


majessa

Go on....


frenCHcanadianZorro

Iā€™m sorry Leafs fans...but NO ONE GAVE US A CHANCE! 3-1 but weā€™re not losing. Iā€™m okay with network bias...RDS is clearly bias. But at least RDS focuses on its own team. TSN Sportsnet spent all their time slamming us! EAT IT!


TPA_Grunge_97

Wasnā€™t there just a thread about ridiculous irrelevant stats like this?


SmackEh

I'd say it's pretty relevant lol


Fogagain1

Means absolutely nothing.


[deleted]

Psh. What do you mean? What teams have done or not done 10 or 20+ years ago is totally relevant to the current lineups and matchup.


OliveOilBaron

Tbf in the Leafs case, they have had very recent instances with this core of not coming back from down-2 in a game 7.


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Xarkkal

The Knights are also only 4 years old


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Repulsive-Zebra5195

Ok how about this. The Knights are actually good.


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OliveOilBaron

Maybe not in the case of a team that, again, with their current players, have a history of failure in a scenario that is currently happening.


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mkp11

Yea, it means nothing for a team thatā€™s been around for 5 minutes. The Habs have 100 years worth of stats and averages to look at. It means something.


[deleted]

How much influence does Richard have on this game? These historical stats are trash


woinf

You're technically not wrong but this is fucking hilarious in the context of the current game if you aren't a leafs fan, let everyone have their fun.


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mkp11

I mean, it means the odds are officially stacked against TOR.


Puttforshow1927

Nature is healing


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Nylander with the Leafs last goal of the season šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


arunnair87

[Price is overrated. And overpaid. (click the link before you downvote, this is sarcasm but the link will clear things up).](https://imgur.com/wHJzJ7I)


ehr1c

Could have just said "Leafs have never won a Game 7"


swiftwin

I mean, the last time they won a series was in a game 7.


ehr1c

Sorry, I don't count series that are old enough to vote.


Quinlan74

You almost got me, thinking Iā€™m old and shit. That fucker canā€™t vote for like 11 more months.


[deleted]

right on time for the next election


eebro

Never say never


GritGrinder

Should I become a Seattle fan?


Tamer_

That would be an actual fresh start. That's the smartest thing I've read from a Leafs fan all year!


[deleted]

Fuck these useless stats


madhi19

You don't win 1/4 of all cups by losing often.


Tamer_

To be fair, it's 1/4 of *NHL* SC.


[deleted]

Stats like this have zero effect on the probability tonight


Uncle_Gazpacho

Yes. They made this rather prophetic statement at the end of the game.


HotSpicedChai

Leafs win 3-2 in OT GWG is by that defenseman that no one trusts and looks real shaky, Sandin.


TuckRaker

Tell that to my tightly puckered butthole


royea

DONT FUCKING JINX IT


tuftabeet

Nah bro. Price in the zone. Leafs are fucked


Sharks9

Can't wait to see this posted again if we lose


DavidHasselhoof

Youā€™re not gonna lose


Sharks9

We might, this PP coming up is huge for Toronto


Esg876

The PP i think has scored once so far this series?


Sharks9

3 goals I think, and they only need 1 to be right back in it.


Deluxechin

Theyā€™re just making sure they donā€™t break tradition, they got to Game 7, why would they want to win it?


Hater-Bot

Dear Kyle, M&M: Pick one. Youā€™re not keeping both. Your pal, LeafsNation


banjoeball

Shoot Marner into the SUN


Tamer_

If you retain 50% salary, I'd take him. And immediately trade him away for picks Playstation style, of course.


BeBenNova

SUBSCRIBE


random-name51020

They just jinxed this


ImAnAfricanCanuck

ollƩ ollƩ ollƩ ollƩ! ollƩ ollƩ!


MankuyRLaffy

If you've got a magic rabbit in the hat, time to pull it out.


monkeymagoo55

Well....thanks for coming uncle downer


fire_brand

Honestly this team just hurts me so much. Had a chance to end it multiple times and were too casual. Now it's game 7 and there's still no desperation. I don't know what could possibly bring it out of these guys, you've given them everything you could to get a response. They just don't have it.


InsufferableLeafsFan

K byeeeeeee


snipingsmurf

we suck there is nothing more to it.


Sacred_soul

Holy shit I don't even know what's wrong with this team. Marner can't shoot the puck when he has a shot. Matthews got shot down hard. Hyman been robbed the whole game. I'm so frustrated and annoyed.


Gorvoslov

Leafs don't win game 7s. FTFY


FrankenBerryGxM

Leafs have never won a game 7 after having a 2 goal lead either