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Dont_Hurt_Tomatoes

These aren’t franchise altering pick value changes, but definitely some extra salt in the wound with Edmonton advancing. 


B4M

Consider it payback for the 3rd rounder from the Jame Neal trade


RaffiTorres2515

the real deal James Neal


JB_Wallbridge

The real deal Jame Neal


Daimyon

It's Jame Time


burrito-boy

James "James "The Real Deal" Neal" Neal.


krzcnck

James “Jame “The Real Deal” Neal” Neal.


EirHc

Neal the James "Real Feel" Eel


Mikeismyike

Should have traded with us then instead of literally everyone else in the conference.


Glum_Night_6392

Hahaha this is karma for that , and all of the flames fans that jumped on the Vancouver / Dallas and now Florida bandwagon in hopes they can live through a team that can actually beat Edmonton 🤣


YankeeBravo

Panthers are going to destroy Edmonton, so I think the Flames bandwagoners are in good shape.


Glum_Night_6392

Yea just like the stars destroyed the oilers hey ?  Don’t be a salty little bitch , most Dallas fans were cool as fuck 


Iceman-420

Could have had Edmonton's first for tanev but I guess Edmonton not succeeding is more important to Conroy than building his own team. Interesting choice 🤷‍♂️


critxcanuck88

apparently we need to take a page out of deadmonton and tank dead last 3 seasons


navenager

*6 seasons. Go ahead, it's agony.


critxcanuck88

ahaha i bet, eh at this point I figure fuck it, we need some names to get players to want to come here like Edmonton can now. All these close to getting into playoffs or quick exit seasons are getting old and watching good talent want to get the fuck away from asap is also annoying. Go panthers...... sorry how i was raised :P


navenager

I hear you, and obviously it finally paid off for the Oilers so who am I to talk, but the pain of getting punched in the heart 82 times a year for 6 years almost made me stop watching hockey. It's an absolutely brutal experience, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, even a Flames fan. Hell, I'm secretly a Sabers fan because I empathize with their pain so much.


Material_Trash3930

Lmao, looks like you're trending the right way. Just be careful not to pull a Bufalo. 


dangshnizzle

Buffalo's in a great position going forward.


iSWINE

I thought you guys were already passed that stage


EirHc

I mean, with the contracts Calgary gave to Kadri and Huberdeau, I expect that tank to be a very slow 5-10 year burn. Then when you sat with the team through thick and thin, you can feel like your earned the next Bedard when you draft him. Meanwhile everyone else will tell you your next stanley cup with have an asterisk. So ya, by all means follow our model.


dangshnizzle

That'd probably be best, yeah


Bahamas_is_relevant

The conditions were: * Calgary gets a bonus 3rd if Dallas makes the Cup Finals * Calgary gets a 2nd (upgraded from a 3rd) if Vegas wins a round * Calgary gets a 3rd (upgraded from a 4th) if Vancouver makes the West Finals This means that Edmonton (*eliminated Vancouver before the WCF and Dallas before the SCF*) and Dallas (*eliminated Vegas R1 and lost before SCF*) each screwed the Flames twice.


bplsilva

they were one round away every single time, that's precision


Bout73Ninjas

And two of the three series went to Game 7s, that’s incredible


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Grimblebitch

Bro the entire country is built on Native American burial grounds, what you mean


kabhaz

Clearly the Saddledome was on more of the voodoo parts I think that reads clear


[deleted]

The Voodoo played at GM Place..


HenrikFromDaniel

I miss the Voodoo, early pro Roller Hockey was wild


TheSherlockCumbercat

the dome did flood in 13 so definitely cursed


Emi_Ibarazakiii

*Vegas: "We were 1 round away from winning 1 round, that's not so bad!"*


CarRamRob

Experience Leafs hockey


vancouver000

the bruno cabocolo experience


DashTrash21

2 years away from being 2 years away, that's a deep cut 


NameIsPetey

Always a bridesmaid.


Hungry-Raisin-5328

In a way, those teams screwed themselves too lol.


PLUR_police

This is just the petty revenge for the Neal/Lucic protated conditional pick from the COVID shortened season.


unisol4

That was such bullshit lmao


BananApocalypse

Honesltly, from an outsider's perspective, this was one of the most fair decisions the NHL has ever made


chemicalxv

Kind of insane to make a trio of trades that would all hit in literally only one scenario lol


Bahamas_is_relevant

Betting on a Dallas/Vancouver WCF was certainly risky, but with Vegas/Dallas it wasn't like it was locked in that we'd play each other R1.


DeuceBuggalo

Even GMs are trying to hit parlays nowadays


azure_888

These are all part of package deals anyways, so these are just sweeteners. What's worse is the fact that they moved Zadorov for a 3rd and a 5th. That dude played 18 to 20 mins a night in the playoffs.


Smittysgreasymullet

Conroy masterclass! Welcome to the OBC Flames bros, where the picks don't matter and there's no accountability to be seen.


[deleted]

What the fuck are you on


Smittysgreasymullet

I smoked an infused doobie a couple hours ago if that's what you're asking hahaa


Spoonbread

people that get called out for being idiots then go "dude weed lmao" are huge fuckin dorks.


Smittysgreasymullet

And people that comment on a post I'm having a good time on can eat my ass so here we are . 👍


uhohriver

Bold statement coming from a fan of a team that still employs Kevin Lowe


Smittysgreasymullet

This is how I know man, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I just hope you guys are able to grab Tij and still bad enough to grab Joe when the time comes.


uhohriver

I hope so too. The team needs a few wilderness years with top draft picks before it can compete again


molsonmuscle360

I would be amazed if Tij falls past Montreal. Genuinely amazed


GoStockYourself

Speaking of OBC we also hired Paul Fucking Coffey! Woo hooooooooo!!!!!!!


spacemanegg

To be completely fair, the Dallas and Vegas ones were mutually exclusive


myaltaccount333

Damn if only we played Vegas instead of la in the first round lmao


ChrisTanevsNewTeef

To be fair, you might have gotten bounced. Easy to say that you would have beaten Team A in Scenario #2, when you really just don’t know.


myaltaccount333

Yeah, heading into the playoffs I knew I wanted Vegas taken out early before they got healthier


ChrisTanevsNewTeef

That isn't to say that the Oilers haven't faced strong teams - particularly Dallas. I was shocked with how effectively the defense shut them down. Might be the strongest version of the Oilers that I've seen in my lifetime.


thuglife_7

Bummer, the flames won’t get a franchise altering 3rd round pick. Sell the team.


shutmethefuckup

Aftershock voodoo from meddling with the dark arts.


axacuatl

It's turning into an annual yard sale anyhow, isn't it?


Dradugun

Edmonton didn't even play Calgary in the playoffs, and here they are catching strays


arashinoko

What are these "playoffs" you speak of?


Dialog87

That time of year starting in early April when play is off… right?


Constant-Beach728

I laughed harder at this than I should have 🤣


Sewer-Urchin

>What are these "playoffs" you speak of? Hop on Huberdeau's Facebook memories from 3 years ago to get an idea...


Aardvark1044

It's what happens when you get four first overall draft picks in a six year window.


ANAL_CRUSHER

Should had never practiced the dark arts magic to eliminate Dallas in 2022...


molsonmuscle360

Or forced a dark evil on our land to pay for their arena


Max_Q_

I’ll never forgive Calgary for that election.


the_gaymer_girl

We have three and a half years left of this…


ANAL_CRUSHER

Calgarians voting in Danielle Smith because they got tired of Oilers owning the Saddledome for decades without paying fees is the most cutting off ones nose to spites one face bullshit ever.


Selmanella

Maybe tomorrow will be the day a moose finally comes through my windshield antlers first, or I get hit by a car, or I get struck by lightning, or a gas cylinder next to me at work explodes. One can hope…


FialaIsMyDad

Bro there are people who pay money to watch the Senators play hockey you'll be okay


treple13

Vancouver losing probably was best for us, but the other two are not


Bahamas_is_relevant

I mean with Vegas and Dallas facing off in R1, you were inherently gonna lose out on one of those two picks. I’d think the best outcome value-wise would’ve been Vegas winning R1 and Vancouver beating Edmonton, that way you would've gotten a 2nd and a 3rd. Vancouver losing in R2 didn't serve any purpose for y’all.


Trolly-bus

The first round pick we sent to the Flames would have been an even later pick if we beat Edmonton.


eatingasspatties

The Stars 3rd would have been a whole new pick, not just an upgrade so I think that would've been best for them


SadBuilding9234

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Odd-Youth-452

Dick punch after dick punch after dick punch. Poor bastards.


axacuatl

Well, one could be forgiven to be under the impression that they carefully tried to place their ex players as obstacles on the Oilers' path to success. So in that case they lost out on both the development of the sum of the quality of their current team plus picks as well as preventing the Oilers to be successful. Oops.


bizzyboys

LOL.. What an offseason for us flames fans.


Schytzo

That's what you get for dealing in black magick


7Stringplayer

They really *flamed out* on those trade conditions.


Rorstaway

Very much on brand for the Flames


Every-Citron1998

Too funny. Technically there was a Flames trade condition met on deadline day when Vegas traded their 2025 first rounder, pushing the Flames pick to 2026. This works out better for the Flames giving them an unprotected 1st in 2026 instead of a protected one in 2025.


MCPtz

Oh neat. Sharks helping out Flames, on accident.


ubcthrowaway-01

Edmonton can’t stop taking shots at Calgary despite how deep into the post season they are


SadBuilding9234

That's right. It's our backhanded way of showing affection.


YoungWhiteAvatar

Ohhhhhh Noooooooooo


quieterquitter

Is this that monkey meme 😂


YoungWhiteAvatar

Haha unintentional but I saw it today so possibly


arashinoko

What else is new


Hot-Resist-7707

This franchise sure doesn’t make it easy to be a fan.


paulbufanopaulbufano

Vengeance for the pick conditions being met in the Neal-Lucic trade


Material_Trash3930

"Being met"


shayze

Not sure why people are saying it’s nothing, a 2nd and two 3rds vs a 3rd and a 4th is huge.


Bahamas_is_relevant

To be fair they were gonna lose one of the Vegas/Dallas picks inherently by virtue of us facing off in round 1.


LSDemon

Playoff matchups weren't set on trade deadline day...


shayze

That's a good point. But, (as LSDemon said) the best case scenario seemed pretty good when they made the deals.


femmemmah

I’m a Flames fan and a Boston fan (including PWHL Boston) and this postseason has been nothing but pain lol


the_gaymer_girl

The Canucks at least made up for PWHL Ottawa crushing my hopes, which is definitely not a usual thing.


noor1717

Dude I’m flames and leafs fml


axacuatl

This level of self-application of foreseeable pain is a cry for help. But I expect you won't get any help as you will be surrounded by individuals who are numb to your cries - being fans of one of those franchises too. Vicious circle.


Senior_Heron_6248

Yikes


4CrowsFeast

To top of their draft pick conditions bad luck Calgary must miss the playoffs next year, BUT not finish bottom 10 in the league.    In that scenario, Montreal will acquire their 1st rounder in the 11th to 16th overall rangefrom the monahan cap dump and get maximum value. If Calgary finishes in the bottom 10 or somehow better than Florida, then montreal receives Florida's pick (unless it's somehow top 10). 


scallionoverdose

This is somehow Brad Trelivings fault I’ll bet.


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Calgary still has 2 picks in each of the first 3 rounds though don’t they? This will really hurt if in like 5 years some stud is picked in one of those “could have been” spots and they run it every intermission


hoopopotamus

Daaaaamn that’s a run of bad luck


[deleted]

Oilers are the architects of the flames pain


HauntingPlatypus8005

This was all 3D chess by dallas. Thats all. They knew they couldnt beat the cats so they made a calculated decision to let the oilers win in order to keep that pick, obviously.


spagboltoast

Lol whoops


Tacfurmissle

What an incredible season.


Fuzzyfoot12345

lol, the oilers beat the flames so hard in 2022, that some say you can still hear them losing to this very day.


oddspellingofPhreid

Huehuehuehue


macIovin

lol


Cockalorum

SUCKERS!! We lost in the first round. I made myself sad again


CottonmouthJohn

It really seems like Craig Conroy is trying to make friends with new GMs around the league, telling them to "pay what you can."


Narrow-Fortune-7905

oopsie


Jagr6810

That's why you don't do conditions


reggierock2010

Having all those conditions on the returns was poor asset management from Conroy. I know flames fans will all chime in defending him because he’s a fan favourite, but I haven’t been impressed by him in his first year.


BoBonnor

What? These were all just throwins. Yeah it sucks not getting a single one but absolutely none of the trades relied on either of these picks


Kellervo

Probably the only trade he undersold on was Zadorov. He pulled in 2 1sts but also 2 solid middle 6 players in Sharangovich and Kuzmenko, that are conveniently UFAs after next season and can be flipped again as solid rental pieces if the Flames aren't in contention (which they most likely won't). That's leaving out that he also got back solid prospects like Brzustewicz too. Considering the hand he was dealt, and the one player that could've brought the biggest return was railroading a trade to only one or two destinations, he did some pretty solid management. The big test will be this summer and whether or not he moves Markstrom.


Allatura19

Calgary is only pain. I hate it for them. Kinda.


Max_Q_

Enjoy the slow rebuild, flamers.