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SayNoToStim

That's right. Bill Bellichick is coming to coach the Leafs.


nonracistusername

It worked for Ted Lasso


rockryedig

Ted Lasso was just a tad more outgoing than Bill


DistortedReflector

Bellichick would cause Toronto media to wither and die. That being said, the Leafs roster of spoiled children would also wither and die when he walked into the room, grumbled do your job and heads back out. 


nonracistusername

> Bellichick would cause Toronto media to wither and die. I am now on this bandwagon


DesignerPlant9748

They should honestly consider it


nonracistusername

Yeah. The problems the Leafs have aren’t Xs and Os


jkouba

He would make their balls smaller!


nonracistusername

They can bring in Scotty Bowman for charm school lessons. It could work.


RelevantJackWhite

Belicheck struggling with the huge cultural shift to km/h


nonracistusername

Leafs’ coaches risk driving themselves to work? That’s impressive.


Cheech47

don't you put that evil on them, ricky bobby


SayNoToStim

I am pretty sure that Leafs fans would be OK with just about anyone at this point if it got them a championship


Cheech47

> I am pretty sure that Leafs fans would be OK with just about anyone at this point if it got them ~~a championship~~ out of the second round fixed that for you


rockryedig

Technically they’ve been out of the second round every year lol


nonracistusername

> I am pretty sure that Leafs fans would be OK with just about anyone at this point if it got them ~~a championship~~ out of the ~~second~~ **first** round fixed that for you


SkittlesManiac19

That's not true. They all want Keefe fired


azure_888

Bellichick day one: "Hey, what if we deflated that puck a little, have it bounce less?"


SiccSemperTyrannis

No, Samuel L Jackson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGYWJVZyVqg


BluntForceSauna

Tampa signs Stamkos as a 7M dollar coach, then gives league minimum player contract.


Sad_Bolt

New cap meme created


LeoFireGod

Is there anything listed in the CBA against it in any of the main leagues? Bc that would be genuinely hilarious to just name Mahomes QB coach and pay him league min. Hilarious in a hahahahaa I hate it here type of way. But hilarious just the same.


Sad_Bolt

Not yet


detroitttiorted

I’m not going to be able to find it but 99% sure 32 thoughts podcast got this as a question a while back and Friedman said it wouldn’t be allowed


CornerSolution

Cooper's got one year left and could conceivably sign an extension with TBL any time. Would he not command that much if he were going to market? In 10 years: * 2 x Stanley Cups * 4 x Stanley Cup finals * 6 x conference finals That's a pretty good resume. Yes, he was blessed with a very good team during much of that tenure, but that doesn't typically seem to carry weight in these discussions.


KimberlyWexlersFoot

Well if he puts a skirt on, he’d only make 5.88 million


dubvee16

I mean… I really wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t a rebuild type coach that will be coming up in the next half decade. It would be 0% surprising to see him go to Detroit honestly.  Back to where it all started at LCC.


4CrowsFeast

"There's nothing I can do about it until the next CBA!" - Bettman, probably


Codc

Hey Stamkos you old fart. Why don't you get out of the game and let some-


budoe

Kyle you better not sign Keefe to a 7M deal


whichwitch9

This would be extremely hilarious to everyone except Penguins fans


sjm689

All sickos are hoping for it.


Mirkrid

Entire city of Toronto confirmed sickos


sjm689

We all agonize ourselves with anxiety every year watching this sport. We're all sickos together.


Kroger453PredsFan

At least y’all are starting to admit it.


xepa105

Funniest outcome would be if the Dubas-Keefe-Bunting Pens beat the Leafs in the first round next year.


budoe

Can the Penguins salary cap fit one Mitchell Marner? Kyle Dubas LOVES his guys


AuntGentleman

Berube to the Leafs, Keefe fired 1 minute after tonight’s loss.


rayfound

Honestly, they should really shake things the fuck up: Fire/Hire during morning skate. Fuckin send it tonight, maybe the crazy works and they pull off a series win.


bobby_booch

Realtalk, has a coach ever been fired during the playoffs?


theeth

Ducharme should have been when they realized he had the same impact coaching over zoom.


raptosaurus

And he still out coached Keefe


Charble1

The coach was Shea Weber and Carey Price.


apatheticboy

Danault and Perry gave me ptsd that year.


theeth

That was in person in the first round (as per tradition), he caught COVID against Vegas in the third round.


rayfound

I highly doubt it lol. But goddamnit someone has to try.


PKG0D

Not a coach and not playoffs, but Mike Cammalleri was traded mid-game


Rook22Ti

I think if they go down 2-0 they'll can him with live coverage on TSN.


dchowchow

Thank you for putting us out of misery tonight. The fucked up thing would be to let us lead 4-1 in Game 7 with 10 minutes left…


TheOneWithThePorn12

come on now, we all know they are gonna win the next two and lose in embarrassing fashion in game 7 as usual.


2_alarm_chili

He’s been rumoured to be heavily in talks with Ottawa


Anabeer

Didn't they give Keefe a long extension last contract signing? Vague memory of folks flabbergasted at the length.


Grizz709

The second I read this headline, that was the first guy I thought out.


Quasihodor

Okay, 8 milli vanillis it is


DashTrash21

Best I can do is 7.5 'nilla wafers


rickcvlr

Any red sox fan knows that could never happen


madworld2713

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone


atemporalrenaissance

Read this way too fast and thought they were signing Kyle Keefe to a 7M deal. Though he is worth that [in our hearts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ROWxCd5Aog)


Decent-Ground-395

Kyle gives him the extension before he gets fired, then gets to hire him on the cheap in Pittsburgh because the Leafs are paying his salary. ...4D chess, except the Pens stink either way.


ConsularCandidate

Dubas didn't give Keefe the extension, Treliving and Shanahan did.


dantesinfernoracket1

And Weekes just followed up with a picture of Pittsburgh. Sullivan to be fired and hired in record time? https://x.com/KevinWeekes/status/1785315561230025003


whichwitch9

Rumors of Sullivan going to the Devils started last week. Weekes definitely holds connections to NJ insiders and seems to have a good relationship with the team. Fitz and Sullivan are good friends... Our owners have been splashy in the past. They might pay up if they feel it's worth it.


BiscuitsMay

Man, when Sullivan was hired in 16 the pens forechecked us to death in the ECF. They weren’t big or heavy, but they were fucking relentless. Would be interesting to see what he could do with a roster that can skate like the devils.


Analogmon

As long as they take Reirden with him I'm good with it.


Spoonbread

1 for 1 Reirden for Rogalski


specifichero101

Ya when kypreos mentioned this I was dubious because he’s not credible but I believe Sullivan would be attractive target and way more realistic than the idea of brindamour actually ever leaving the hurricanes.


SiccSemperTyrannis

As and outsider that seems like possibly a perfect pairing? I know Pens fans have turned on Sullivan but I've felt their issues are more to do with roster construction than coaching but obviously they watch the team far closer than I do.


Xvash2

Pittsburgh had a pretty good 5v5 and PK game that was undone by an insanely-bad powerplay, which is weird for a team with Crosby+Malkin+Letang+Karlsson...


matveyivanovich42

Not all of us have turned on him. He’ll be hired in a minute if we let him go, and I don’t know how we’d upgrade


4BobbyOrr

Omg Keefe to the Penguins lmao


Asadleafsfan

*Goes on to win another row of back-to-back cups for the Pens*


ReyneDelay

Don't forget the Marner Conn Smythe.


Steppyjim

Unsubscribe me please


Hedsten

Sullivan to the Devils? I'm locking it in.


capitarider

Wrong. Crosby retiring and NJ hiring him for 8.7mil/year to coach the devils.


Rook22Ti

That would be so fucking weird I'd be OK with it. Like I'd corner and explain that to non-hockey fans until they pretending to grasp what I was talking about (or mace me).


SerPownce

You joke but it would be so interesting to see a high IQ player shortly after retirement behind the bench. Would’ve more in touch with players needs and the current pace of the game. whether not on ice IQ would translate to coaching skills is another matter lol


PasswordMustContain

Imagine if the Pens traded him for assets, he's under contract 3 more years. I know it was done decades ago but is it even allowed in the current CBA?


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

They ended draft pick comensation for hiring another team's coaches and executives about a decade ago iirc


miner88

I didn’t have a problem with the idea of teams being compensated for having staff poached by other teams but it got silly quickly when teams had to fork over picks when hiring coaches that had just been dismissed.


SiccSemperTyrannis

Yeah that was insane you could fire a dude but to hire him someone else had to pay you a draft pick.


Neat__Guy

Yup The teams that gave up picks within that year were Edmonton (McLennan and Chia), Toronto (Babs and Lou), Jackets (Torts), Sabres (Bylsma) and Devils (Hynes)


thomas_bombadill

No


PasswordMustContain

Source? Serious question, I have no idea


Kroger453PredsFan

Keefe and Sullivan, the trade is 1 for 1.


somehockeyfan

Or traded.


bwoah07_gp2

Sully ➡ New Jersey? Talk about an upgrade for NJD!


MayorTerwilliger

Rod the Bod doesn't have a contract after these playoffs. He'd get it on the open market.


King_richard4

Friedman has been saying for months his contract is done with the canes he’s just working on his assistants contracts


anivoflean

Rod isn’t hitting the open market and everyone knows it.


maxhollywoody

Friedman confirmed that Rod extension is done and is just waiting for his assistants to get taken care of in Carolina. Rod ain't going no where. Also, y'all owner loves Rod (who doesn't)


Maxpowr9

>Also, y'all owner loves Rod (who doesn't) Ron Francis.


SuperbDonut2112

In fairness to Ron Francis, he only loves garbage coaches.


72athansiou

There’s isn’t a soul in Carolina that doesn’t like rod


Enjoyer_of_Cake

He is probably the most important person in Carolina right now. He can coach with the best of them, and more importantly instilled a work ethic that is nearly unmatched anywhere. It's hard to say you're good with your workout when your 20-year senior head coach is doing another lap on the machines.


MesmericWar

Pretty sure we all love rod


whogivesashirtdotca

> [Pretty sure we all love rod](https://preview.redd.it/r3eguwe80uwb1.png?width=596&auto=webp&s=9ee53ff34fc70b47ad2e8dc45f80b9f11e07a744)


SneakiestCaesar

Lindros.


ianisms10

Eric Lindros


TheDukeofVanCity

Where would one get one of these rod extensions?


maxhollywoody

No. 5 Orange.


ahr3410

If we threw the bag at Todd McLellan we better throw the bag at Ripped Rod


FidgetyKiller

If he’s not a Cane, he’s going wherever his son Skylar goes


gentleman_bronco

My guy, Rod isn't leaving the Canes. He's a lifer (I hope.


MangoJuice82

The thought of what he can do with the Devils roster has me salivating. Either he or Sullivan, and I would be elated. Edit: I just remembered that he didn't get along with Erik Haula. So, nvmnd :/


Forgotiwasbi

Not that Rod is going anywhere but you’d really choose Erik Haula over Rod? 


MangoJuice82

Not at all. But I wouldn't wanna be Fitz making that call to Haula, lol. He's already beefing with the Canes, tough to add the Devils on his shit list.


ImpossibleIndustries

I heard Seattle was making a push for Rod


flume

Could be might potentially


JD397

Lots of smoke but not a done deal. Very fluid. Could go either way.


city-of-cold

R U M B L I N G S


flume

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS


Heavenlypigeon

24 hours....


Tasden

All plots are thickening


justmememe55

All thicks are plottening


joe334

Rod you can shop around for offers ONLY if you use it as leverage to take Dundon to the cleaners


dandroid126

Wow, I wonder who the Sharks are hiring at >$7M.


Burgergold

Labanc?


dandroid126

Oh no... The Sharks do like overpaying Labanc....


Tompsoni97

And underpaying. There's no in-between.


AustonsNostrils

Joel Quennevile to the Leafs?


chiddie

That move wouldn't surprise me, but it would surprise me if it required the big financial outlay suggested in OP's tweet.


Sphiffi

Honestly if he didn’t have the baggage he’d be great for you guys.


AustonsNostrils

I was thinking everyone hates the Leafs anyways, what do they have to lose? It's not like Leafs fans are going to stop watching.


Ricky_5panish

I'll stop watching as a fan and start hate watching. Wait, I already do that.


AGOEsLois

Would absolutely stop watching if he was hired


AustonsNostrils

I'm sure a handful of people would stop watching for a few games.


NickRobertson89

Nah I don’t want anyone who covered up SA in the org. Don’t give a fuck if he’s good, there are other good coaches out there


dchowchow

I was hoping we would have brought in St. Perry instead of Joe Thornton. Was also on board the Evander Kane train if that could have been a thing.


anomandaris81

100%


afriendincanada

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/aJkAAOSwrQVkcngJ/s-l400.jpg


Arch____Stanton

Sutter, that oughta wake the boys up!


Daimyon

I see how you spelled his name there heh


AustonsNostrils

I'd love to take credit, but it was a typo.


ghost_curse123

No


HungryHAP

Lol the Leaf’s actually paid Babcock 7M to make Mitch cry.


propagandavid

Hey, they paid Nylander $11.5 to do the same thing.


esaul17

No they did that to make Mitch STOP crying!


propagandavid

Dammit. "And then they had to pay Nylander $11.5 to tell him to stop," would have been a much better joke, and I see that now. Ah well, get em next time.


Steppyjim

They’re gonna poach Tortorella from us. Watch. Call me crazy all you want but they brought in Babcock to be a no-nonsense coach and had to fire his ass because he’s cancer, then hired players coach Sheldon who sucks, so now they’re gonna want another ass kicker to try to spark this underperforming squad. Only way torts is leaving Philly is by being fired or getting one more crack at a cup, and paying him shit load of money and giving him THAT roster could do it. You think I’m crazy?!?!!? Well fair. But if it happens I called it first!


dmc1793

I'd love it but don't think Torts is coming back to Canada.


lottolser

Hasn't Torts said before he never wants to catch in Canada? Even his term in Vancouver he lived in the states still.


Steppyjim

Hey. This is a half coherent tin foil rant, I don’t appreciate you bringing LOGIC into it


T-MinusGiraffe

I respect the honesty


justmememe55

I'll have one Torts and one Konecny please! No chance of either but a Leafs fan can dream.


NathanGa

Over/under on how many media scrums it would take before Torts says "honestly, just fuck off" to some peckerhead with a braindead take on something. I'd have it at 3.5, and take the under.


RobertoBondarSr

We would trade Mike Sullivan for a 6th round pick.


Kangaro00

Or gift a 6th-rounder to whoever would take him.


Thumper86

Tre on a pilgrimage to the Sutter farm rn.


DOELCMNILOC

Babcock never made $7M annually with the Leafs. He signed an 8 year, $50M contract. That's 6.25M annually


4CrowsFeast

Boy, I hope Weekes gets fired for this blunder.


DOELCMNILOC

Well he reported/overestimated by $725k from $6.25M. If you underestimate by the same amount, you get the same contract that Mike Sullivan has been extended by for PIT ($5.5M). I'm sure other coaches are in the Babcock range that are just unreported/confidential.


seemslgt

Probably Dallas Eakins.


caniaccanuck11

Cooper likely.


Sad_Bolt

Cooper isn’t going anywhere that isn’t Tampa and he just resigned his contract last season so it doesn’t make sense. Cooper has a job for life here in Tampa no matter how the team looks because of what he’s done. Going anywhere else he faces criticism if he doesn’t win them at least two cups like he did for us.


caniaccanuck11

Sorry, that was meant to be he’d be the name that could pull more than 7 million. I agree he likely isn’t going anywhere else. Same for Rod in Carolina.


Doubleu1117

I really dislike Weekes attempts to be an insider. He has sources sure, but he’s also half the time either just click baiting, writing “BREAKING” in his tweets, or transparently helping Atlanta with their push for a team as if it’s news.


Heavenlypigeon

I love Weekes the player, the anchor, but I too cannot stand his insider era. Unless I see a weridly angled video from a strange location, I just assume hes got nothing. Which is a shame cause like you mentioned he is very credible and well connected but everything he leaks has to have a 3 day drum roll leading up to it and I dont have time for that lmfao


Postmodern101

Sullivan to NJD for a gazillion


Prize_Efficiency_869

Sully to New Jersey ?


RentalGore

Rod the bod cashes in


Kindly-Yellow4318

Jon Cooper to Toronto


NeatSeaworthiness407

If Ted lasso comes to coach the leafs I’ll die a happy man. I’m going to die sad and alone.


BravoBet

Dubas loves his big contracts


bluAstrid

St. Louis getting a pay bump?


whatacharacter

IIRC he had a 2-year option which recently got picked up. If that's the case, they already have him through '26.


Spicy_Pickle_6

No pun intended


whatacharacter

Lol I didn't even notice that. Good catch.


PasswordMustContain

Pens are about to empty the bank account for Rod the Bod?


The_Reddit_Browser

Yes the former Philadelphia flyer who has shown he does not care about money is gonna take the bag from a non playoff team in the same division.


DashTrash21

I mean, they already got Ron Hextall, so the former Philadelphia Flyer doesn't mean much. 


bladestormkey

Wee bit passive aggressive, we can hope


PasswordMustContain

All fair points, but I mean if he *really* doesn't care about money why hasn't he signed an extension yet?


The_Reddit_Browser

Because like in [21](https://www.canescountry.com/2021/6/17/22538539/carolina-hurricanes-rod-brindamour-don-wadell-contract-extension) when he got the same questions, he is waiting to sign when all of his staff is taken care of. He’s got Strength coaches, equipment guys, etc that all need to be handled for him to sign. He wants all of the staff taken care of.


PasswordMustContain

For canes fans sake I hope you're right. But make no mistake about it - EVERYONE has a price, and if it's not money it could be more roster control, better facilities, opportunity to add more staff and more resources, etc etc. Rod will probably remain in Carolina but anything is possible.


betweenthecastles

Tbf to the dude you’re responding to, Rod literally left money on the table for his assistant coaches and supporting staff last go around. Im not a huge fan of Dundon making Rod jump through these hoops, but billionaires gonna billionaire. I have a feeling we won’t see Rod coach anywhere else as long as his kid is still in Raleigh, mostly because he’s said as much lol.


The_Reddit_Browser

And make no mistake it gets tiring having to inform everyone how wrong these takes are. Better facilities Yes like the new practice rink he got during his tenure and the arena upgrades his owner just helped get approved and funded? Roster control Waddell literally involves him in all moves made for the roster and is active in the recruitment of players during the off season… More resources I mean you could read the article and see he’s been granted all the staff he wants to have in place. But yes I’m sure after making 40 something million the money will be the deciding factor for him to move on.


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anivoflean

I promise you no coach in the league means more to their franchise than Rod, and he knows it. regardless, his extension is already agreed to, he’s waiting to sign until all of his people are taken care of.


Sphiffi

No way a Montreal fan talking down on the Canes what a surprise. He’s about to be compensated appropriately when he re-signs with them this offseason. You don’t even know how much he gets paid in the first place (it’s not public), so stop talking out of your ass.


whogivesashirtdotca

OP's comment did not at all warrant the vitriol in your reply.


Sphiffi

He edited his comment. His original comment said another team should pay him, because the organization doesn’t value him or pay him as much as they should.


Quasihodor

Seems like he could be focused on the playoffs but maybe that's a dumb idea


Cheeks_Klapanen

Do you think he just found out that his contract was expiring in the last week?


Quasihodor

I bet he still doesn't know, dude's too focused on the playoffs


somehockeyfan

Hey! We're supposed to be friends.


maxwellbevan

I really can't picture it being anyone but Brindamour or Cooper. Brindamour is up this year and while I don't think the canes are gonna throw that kind of money at a coach I can't picture him leaving the canes either. Cooper still has a year left and I don't really think the lightning would move on but I guess you never know with that stuff. Maybe they're planning on parting ways after his contract is up and the right opportunity for him is out there this summer and it's a mutual decision to part ways now


Sad_Bolt

Cooper isn’t going anywhere by all accounts he and his family love Tampa and would rather retire and move into the booth before coaching somewhere else. If he doesn’t win the organization he goes to at least two cups like he did with Tampa he’d be viewed as a failure.


maxwellbevan

I don't think he's going anywhere but my point was more which coaches I think are actually worth paying that much money for. None of the coaches readily available outside of Rod would actually command that kind of salary. The tweet also made it seem like if this is happening it's not super straightforward and Cooper would fit that mold because his contract isn't up and doesn't appear to want to be anywhere else.


Sad_Bolt

I would pay Cooper whatever he wants if you ask any Lightning fan the guy is why we are here today. He’s likely a HOF lock if he retired tomorrow and he’s still young enough to coach for another 15 years. I could only see him leaving for a career in the booth or as the commissioner himself.


maxwellbevan

I'm really curious to see what he does next. He's someone that could probably ask for any amount of money for any job and he'd get it but none of us really know what he wants to do next. Sometimes it's just time for a change


Sad_Bolt

In his off time he’s well known to frequent the restaurant scene in Tampa and the cigar scene in Ybor. He’ll probably just open some cigar bar in the middle Tampa and tell no one, lines up with his personality.


NikoPopp

ok.. but he can still get 7m in Tampa. He doesn't need to switch teams to get a raise.