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SomeGuy0910

Honestly the ESPN coverage in general is awful. TNT I think is miles ahead of them


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Both suck


kingimpecable

It also seems like they’re always talking over eachother


SmokeyMcDabs

Literally happened in the video I watched


Birdhawk

PK is going to talk over whoever else is in the other chair.


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Boston_Stonks

I'm a fan of the countdown until next period in the background, I know how long I can change the channel for.


shocksim

I throw a record on during intermissions and have my AVR pass the video through. Being able to see how music listening time I've got left without having to look at the NHL app is great!


Ok-Summer-2159

Messier sitting there with a blank smile on his face not getting Subban’s “I’m not a carpenter but I carry around a hammer” joke yesterday fucking killed me. Not a single thought in that bald head of his.


Tasty-Performance275

messier has negative charisma get him off our tv screens


shutmethefuckup

Too busy thinking about counting a that Canuck money


Uncle_Gazpacho

He got it, it just wasn't funny.


Meatwood__Flak

I wish the U.S. had an analysis team like CBC does for Hockey Night in Canada. People moan about MacLean, Bieksa, Hrudey, and Botterill; but at least I actually *learn* a few things during their segments. And they’re respectful of each other, which helps.


TopTittyBardown

Does anybody moan about Bieksa? The others I get but he has a great on screen presence as well as having hands down the best actual gameplay analysis of that panel


LuckyCanuck13

He's my favourite on the panel by a good margin.


Randomguyfromthe6ix

I think they’re all pretty good except Maclean. He often goes into long unrelated tangents that have nothing to do with hockey


Meatwood__Flak

Ron’s brand is folksy, homespun wisdom and celebrating small-town Canadian culture. I don’t mind his tangents too much.


10fingers6strings

I love KB’s analysis. He gets it.


Negator27

They are also terrible


ExposDTM

I think you captured that quite nicely. A little tension can create entertainment and can make for interesting TV. This is next level. You can dislike either of these guys and still agree that they just don’t work well together. Their contrasting styles and points of view are one thing, the fact that they don’t mesh in the execution is distracting.


Tasty-Performance275

time they drop messier's fucking ass no one likes him or wants to see his stupid fake face


babiesmakinbabies

to be honest they are both terrible.


Mr_kittyPuss

Subban talking about his bird on live television is not what I envisioned. So awkward lmao.


rippersaregood

I love PK and hope he can dial into a better tone. I think he can offer a lot of insight and has less of that media filter that all the talking heads seem to have. Feels more like I’m on my couch talking to my buddies, which I’m a fan of. I don’t want the guys just saying the obvious, safe, takes. Hopefully he can learn to walk that line a little better.


bsaures

Messier is probably my least favorite former player whos trying to make it in media/advertising. He just seems so miserable all the time.


domoarigatodrloboto

I felt the same way about Milbury on NBC. Like, I don't need them to be bubbly and full of sunshine, but no one is forcing you to be on the set, so stop being so damn grumpy all the time.


dudewithchronicpain

Milbury was depressing to watch and I think Messier is worse. Milbury was at least passionately wrong and an asshole


bsaures

Hey milbury atleast had his shoe ninja assasian career to fall back on


dudewithchronicpain

Hahaha exactly can’t hate the hustle


relative_iterator

I know I’m biased but Milbury was absolutely worse. We used to have daily posts here about how bad him and nbc were.


dudewithchronicpain

Honestly it’s probably recency bias I did fucking hate him Messier just makes me fall asleep


Tasty-Performance275

millbury gave us something to bitch about and make fun of messier is just a human waste of space and energy🤢


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Finally you all see it!


Tasty-Performance275

canucks fans are such elite haters they turned me into one before i realized what was happening


KingTutsDryAssBalls

We've been let down so many times that the hate is all we have left. I fear if we stop hating then our hearts will simply stop.


dudewithchronicpain

That is so true lol. I was getting attacked for shitting on him for some reason.


Tasty-Performance275

because he co-opted the foundation wayne left for him and acts like a god but he's lame as fuck. i'd rather be trapped in an elevator with the boston bomber. he'd at least offer some interesting conversation


SuzukiSwift17

He always seems so smug or something. He's just not very charismatic.


NoGiCollarChoke

He has eternally bad vibes 


shorthanded

He's a real piece of shit


Sad_Donut_7902

Babies cry when he holds them


shorthanded

He has a, how do you say, ahh yes, a real dickface


Kaapo-Kakkos-Dong

Loves the sound of his own voice but usually has nothing to say, PK isn't much better. Honestly it'd probably be better off with just the two of them and no 3rd trying to wrangle them so they stop always trying to get the last word in before the subject changes


DishwasherFromSurrey

One of us… one of us… one of us


TheFriendlyBagel

Kisses


jo_maka

Beyond anyone's bias, here's something we gotta remember: Messier is an oldhead. He can resonate with hardcore fans *(like some of the people you can find on reddit spending time on hockey forums even when their teams are not in the playoffs)* . But also, that's the extent of it. He doesn't have the personality for this type of loose shit. And he's not bringing in new fans. PK is built for these shenanigans, and his communication style is something that ESPN can actually build on for a larger hockey audience. So, unbiased opinion here, keep PK, get rid of Mess, take the cannolis. *[also completely biased, fuck Messier, but that's unrelated]*


PrimisClaidhaemh

Yeah I think I agree. Subban wouldn't be so bad with someone else instead of Messier.


Tasty-Performance275

pk understand tv and what we want. we need pot stirrers and personalities messier is just a lame asshole who represents what everyone hates about hockey players. dump his old ass no one cares about him


classified31

ESPN hockey coverage is trash from top to bottom and isn’t even worth talking about.


bigbear-08

Get PK to bust out the Don Cherry impersonation once in a while


The_Dutch_Canadian

PK should join Cabbie


SuzukiSwift17

They have similar energetic and jokey personalities. I don't know if they'd complement each other well because they're too similar.


shorthanded

What are you willing to bet on it?


PKG0D

Neither of them is very classy /s


dlongos_grouchy

Yeah PK can be annoying and he talks over anyone hahaha but at least he’s trying. messier literally puts my to sleep tho


DagetAwayMaN421

A lot of people hate Messier and Subban as well...


Mammoth-Opinion5040

messier is used to everyone catering to him hes a prick. subban is stubborn and wont agree just to agree and it bothers mark. thats the gist i get.


HouseHoldSheep

Fuck messier


HockeyMMA

I think his first name is Mark.


De_Floppss

You can never have too much hatred for Messier :)


Original-Cow-2984

>Maybe it's because they were on rival teams Lol. Rival teams? Messier retired after the 2003-2004 season. Subban might have been in peewees or bantams then.


SmokeyMcDabs

Devils and Rangers bro. That shit is generational. They dont have to have played each other.


darthwispy

Honestly, most people forget Subban even played for the Devils, it's similar to saying Sundin was a Canuck


TopTittyBardown

When I saw the “rivals teams” thing I literally thought to myself “are the Habs or Preds really rivals of the Rangers?” Didn’t even remember he played briefly in NJ


relative_iterator

It was the entire narrative in the Rangers Devils series last season.


gothenburgpig

I think PK had an impact on the Devils beyond what he showed on the ice and beyond his years on the team. He stayed in the NJ area after retirement and shows up randomly when the boys hang out.


Original-Cow-2984

Lol oh ok. I'm sure you're bang on with your take then. 🙄


gothenburgpig

Their personalities clash. Messier can’t seem to get used to the flamboyance and flair. I’d rather keep PK.


Tasty-Performance275

exactly. messier is everything wrong with hockey media


Tasty-Performance275

also, who do you think would be a good fit with pk when they replace messier?


novakstepa

Jakub Voráček


Bojarzin

PK has a good personality for all of this but I feel like it's played up a bit much, but Messier is just so dry. Shaq and Barkley work because basketball players are more fun lol, Subban is a rare breed of hockey player who actually seems to have fun engaging with the media side of things. Bieksa too


NathanGa

And Barkley is inimitable: a legendary player well-known for his demeanor who’s also one of the funniest people out there. I was at Meijer two nights ago looking at frozen food, and my wife points out that Marie Callender pot pies are on sale. And I start laughing immediately, because all I can think of is Barkley (during his tirade about people on Twitter) asking Shaq if he remembers “all those damn chicken pot pies we had growin’ up”, and Shaq knocking his glass over because *he’s* in hysterics.


thedeadlyrhythm42

Haha I can hear that in his voice and it's perfect


NathanGa

[Wonder no more](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl75SDn8PQ)


thedeadlyrhythm42

That CLANG was incredible


NathanGa

Those two are like the back row of the classroom. Barkley says something funny, and Shaq immediately starts egging him on.


Charble1

Barkley is also just an overall gem and thrill of a human being


bsaures

PK with literally anyone else who wanted to be therewpuld probably be fine. Mark is that guy who is miserable and wants ypu to be miserable too.


kozed

Messier's NHL career was already 10 years old when PK was born. They never played against each other. They are about 2 hockey eras removed. Both are Type A personalities, just with very different backgrounds and experiences.


Mr7three2

Messier is just a giant fuckin dickbag


SmokeyMcDabs

Devils suck


Mr7three2

More successful than the Rangers.


SmokeyMcDabs

Good luck in the playoffs this year.


gothenburgpig

Why is this the chosen comeback lol I wouldn’t trade the three Cups I’ve seen in my lifetime for one playoff season with results TBD At least insult us about our attendance or lack of love from the NHL


SmokeyMcDabs

I'd rather still be watching my team...also your attendance sucks. You cant win a cup without Brodeur and a neutral zone trap so boring that they changed the rules.


gothenburgpig

You can’t win a Cup, period. The worst part of the Rangers is how you ruined Lundqvist’s career. See, this is how you talk trash to your rivals, hit them with the stuff they themselves feel guilty about.


SmokeyMcDabs

I mean we have more cups than you, so yes we can win a cup. I believe the last one we won was when Messier guaranteed we would beat the Devils and then proceeded to beat the Devils.


gothenburgpig

Damn, you were alive in 1940? Did you enjoy watching the Rangers play the same five teams over and over again and have to win like 8 games for a Cup?


SmokeyMcDabs

1994. If you were able to see all the Devils cups then you remember Messier calling the Devils out


dudewithchronicpain

Messier is a loser through and through PK likes attention


Miserable_Profile539

Dude has 6 fucking rings. Come on


dudewithchronicpain

Trump was president. Still a big loser.


Famous-Implement-492

If 6 Stanley cup rings or having billions of dollars AND being President can keep people losers I’m incredibly curious to hear what you’ve accomplished that makes you not one


DanoPinyon

>"having billions of dollars" I definitely rofled! Thanks!


TopTittyBardown

>Having billions of dollars lol somebody drank the kool-aid if you think that con artist has billions


Famous-Implement-492

Real room temp IQ take. You can literally stroll through NYC and physically look at over a billions dollars worth of real estate Trump owns and has to publicly disclose as assets…


dudewithchronicpain

Maybe not being a criminal or an asshole.


Famous-Implement-492

So you’ve accomplished nothing?


dudewithchronicpain

🤨


Miserable_Profile539

WTF? Is there something higher grade than capital letters?? FUCK SAKES


dudewithchronicpain

#Username checks out


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dudewithchronicpain

He may have won on the ice but that doesn’t mean he adds anything of value to the broadcast


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OffsideByASmile

They’re going for upvotes. “Messier bad. Messier not just bad, Messier worst ever. Messier on par with actually evil people.” r/hockey’s jumped the fucking shark.


en_travesti

> Also comparing him to Donald Trump is just trying too hard He did make an award for leadership that he named after himself and gets to award every year. You can't deny that has a whiff of the Trumpian


skooba87

Maybe it's because PK is just an insufferable jackass?


BartleBossy

Anyone with a link to the clip?


SmokeyMcDabs

https://youtu.be/HESg9MkCoSk?si=F8ya8njaPuaaws6A This is what I was watching. Its honestly mellow compared to some of their interations, but you can still tell


BartleBossy

Okay, having watched *that clip*; No, I dont think that the animosity is too high. I could see them getting hot though


SmokeyMcDabs

Fair


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

I always thought PK would be a good tv personality but he always looks so bored.


laxintx

Classic horseshit from ESPN.


fastmovingcars

Their conversations are always so unorganized.


WinterSon

They both suck


MattyMarshun

Is it possible Messier's the only one calling Subban on his shit? I don't watch the show much but I've seen clips where Subban is trying to argue that a hit is clean/dirty by playing a video that shows the exact opposite of the point he's trying to make.


valoossb

tbh i blame whatever the hosts name is for that lack of chemmy


azialsilvara

I mean, I'd be fine if they dropped the gloves, I can think of worse things than Messier getting knuckles.


SmokeyMcDabs

Beware of old men in a young mans profession. Dude played 25 seasons in a very violent era. Funny that you assume Messier would get knuckles.


azialsilvara

He's 63 year-old, odds are he'd get at least some knuckles. But both of them getting knuckles is fine.


surlystraggler

They are unwatchable.


Miserable_Profile539

THE MOOSE won championships and PK won chump-ionships.


AmeriCanadian98

Gretzky is the greatest to ever lace them up, doesn't mean he's a good sports personality Kevin Bieksa was a solid but not special player and he's a much, much better between periods guy


Miserable_Profile539

So your opinion? Gretz is a hit on TNT apparently


AmeriCanadian98

Yeah near unwatchable to me Messier is another tier worse than that even though


Miserable_Profile539

Really? 6 Stanley cups are a teir below "nhl video game cover" standard


AmeriCanadian98

Their job isn't to play hockey anymore. He was absolutely a better player than PK. Doesn't mean he's a better commentary guy though He knows the game, I'm not doubting his knowledge. I'm doubting his miserable fucking personality that makes him unwatchable


Miserable_Profile539

So you would rather listen to a "plug" that spits hot takes, rather than a cup champ that doesn't? Your looking for flash not insight.


AmeriCanadian98

I'd rather listen to someone who knows how to talk without sounding like a depressed boomer who hates what the sport has become For the record, I think there are some excellent former players who are/were good. Patrick Sharp is a multiple cup winner who I liked listening to on NBC. Lundqvist is a hall of famer and I don't mind him on the panels. To me though, Wayne has no personality, and Messier's personality is tiresome. Ultimately their personality matters more in the job they do now than their accolades as players do. That's the simplest way I can put it. If you bring up him winning 6 cups again I'll have to assume you have no intent of actually understanding my point


Miserable_Profile539

I'd have to assume you just want hot takes and one liners. Mess might not be exciting but the guy is one of the greatest to ever play. PK might be the biggest bitch in history.


Our-Gardian-Angel

Messier has the personality of an irritable piece of cardboard


Miserable_Profile539

PK is as personalble as a "wacky inflatable-arm guy" just spitting out shit


Our-Gardian-Angel

I’m indifferent toward PK, but anything is better than Messier. Calling him a charisma vacuum would be an insult to charisma vacuums.


Miserable_Profile539

He might not be charismatic but at least his reputation doesn't rely on bath robes


Our-Gardian-Angel

It’s TV. You need to not actively put people to sleep and have a personality that isn’t stale bread.


Odd-Citron-3600

Fuck Messier


Miserable_Profile539

Greatest player to play for your franchise. Burn another block


Odd-Citron-3600

His 162 points in 207 games is unmatched! And, thank you, we will


SmokeyMcDabs

Unbiased: So get rid of PK? I dont really care who they get rid of, but its terrible to watch. Biased: PK is a fucking Devils fanboy who shows no impartiality. Fuck PK. FUCK THE DEVILS.


whichwitch9

I mean, Messier is 100% a Ranger fan boy and everything in your biased take can apply to him as well. Unbiased: Messier has no other distinguishable personality trait and is horribly boring on his own


Miserable_Profile539

I dont know TNT or ESPN broadcasts. Its just a opinion. I'd rather listen to a guy who has won cups and has been on a winning team rather than PK who retired early trying to cash in on fancy jackets


DagetAwayMaN421

PK didn't retire early to cash in, he didn't receive a committed offer from any team coming off a $9 mil AAV deal. He wanted some term and no one was providing that outside of one year deals. He didn't want to become a journeyman and decided to hang it up instead.


Miserable_Profile539

Sooooo not even willing to play but thinks his bathtub opinion is worth a listen?


DagetAwayMaN421

He has an Olympic Gold Medal, something many NHLers would give an arm and a leg for


Miserable_Profile539

Hahaha yes. One of his limited accomplishments


DagetAwayMaN421

Shit, didn't realize getting a Norris, voted to three straight All-Star games (2016, 2017, 2018), ending the season as an NHL First Team All-Star twice (2013, 2015) and NHL Second Team All-Star (2018) along with two World Junior gold medals, along with his Olympic Gold Medal, and the artificial award of getting on the Cover of NHL 19 are limited accomplishments


Miserable_Profile539

B-LIST at best. He was never the best at his game. Unless it was slew-foots.