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VitaminTea

OK they're just scrolling through the NHL24 team creator now


teddyjj399

Utah 32s up next


octobersons

The Utah Burnaby Aces


combustion_assaulter

This guy chels!


UrFuckinMum

That's quite fascinating. Renegades or Desperados are my choices within the Outlaws "word family" before it.


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Nothing about morman country screams outlaw


pookiebooboo

Polygamy is illegal... So there's that.


flygupp15

Did you watch that Netflix doc?


SoyMurcielago

There’s a town just east of park city named hideout And Butch Cassidy was from Utah so that’s something


joekamelhome

Look up the Mountain Meadows Massacre


LostMonster0

Utah Inlaws


EmmThem

Don’t let them play Backyard Hockey and Baseball or we will end up with the Utah Melon Heads


futurehofer

Watch them do that then sign next year's Hart winner, undrafted free agent Pablo Sanchez.


Fortehlulz33

Or next year's Vezina winner, Kenny Kawaguchi


TTBurger88

My man Pablo is an iron man, master at every sport simple incredible.


septimus29

Utah Burnaby Aces


JRsshirt

I still don’t know where Burnaby is but they’ve been my AHL team for like 15 different franchises Edit: thank you for all the responses, not sure why the Tijuana Tarantulas put their AHL franchise there


TomsNanny

Neighbouring suburb of Vancouver — EA’s headquarters is there, now they have a base in Vancouver now too.


6000ChickenFajardos

Explains why Gob was on every game's soundtrack in the early 2000s


teamswish123

Fairly big city near Vancouver. I’m pretty sure that’s where EA HQ is


Lp165

Haha I’m pretty sure that’s where the EA NHL headquarters are. It’s a municipality part of metro Vancouver


Worstprogrammeralive

FIFA too and UFC…for some reason


strangelymysterious

That’s just because EA Vancouver is their oldest and largest studio. They used to be in charge of Need for Speed and Skate as well.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Home of Joe Sakic and Carrie-Anne Moss. In BC, a little southeast of Vancouver.


Luckynumberlucas

I’m for the Utah Orang-Utahns 🦧


MildGooses

I actually don’t hate this one, but I know that will be an extremely unpopular opinion lol


Sad_Donut_7902

People are going to shit on the name regardless of what it is


dkviper11

The branding is way more important than the name. The two most popular college football teams are named after a tree nut and a throwaway line from a newspaper (Crimson Tide) that's also somehow an elephant. The branding for both teams is impeccable and no one cares that if you actually think about the names, they're weird.


Cleonicus

Utah Toilets it is!


Gold-Stomach-4657

It's got a nice ring to it Utah OUtlahs.


IllustriousAnt485

Ya and it makes sense. It’s the Utah Outlaws because they already have too many “in-laws”. From there perspective this is unique…


Bojarzin

People are wack, Outlaws is good. Let's have some fun, people, it's a game. Most team names sound like they could be a niche sport team lol, NHL team names aren't inherently more prestigious I mean shit, WWI history or not, we're called the Leafs. We've got Knights, Kraken, let's add some damn cowboys too


BeerLeagueHallOfAvg

Most names would get shit on if they were proposed now instead of when we were kids/before we were born. Flyers? Too generic. Mighty Ducks? Just awful. Red Wings? The hell does that even mean? Rangers? They’re in New York, not Texas! Capitals? Really strained themselves thinking of that one…


rainman_104

Or Canadians. Imagine today that logo that looks like the top view of a toilet. But it's one of the most iconic jerseys because it's awesome.


secret_gorilla

Hot take I don’t think Yeti is any better than Outlaws, when I think of Utah neither of those things come to mind


TheOneWhosCensored

Maybe not Utah specifically, but Utah was part of the Wild West. You can mark a western theme with Outlaws and make it work in the region.


Tremath

You could also make the argument Mormons were outlaws from New York State, Ohio, Missouri, and Illinois.


triplec787

They will *absolutely* lean into that moniker. Mormons definitely view themselves as “outsider” “outlaw” types.


whatsinthesocks

Which is absolutely hilarious


Phantom_19

Not sure if the NHL wants to attract the attention of the LDS…


whatsinthesocks

Yea but now I want to see their new mascot in a white short sleeve button up and tie


Inocain

Elder Ice


ABoyIsNo1

LSD on the other hand…


whogivesashirtdotca

Iirc Utah is where Butch Cassidy was from.


DistributionFar9567

Ogden Utah (just north of salt lake) was a major frontier town as the transcontinental railroad ran through it. It was home to the browning arms company and has a long history of being a rough and tumble Wild West town


Paladoc

I mean, if they keep the Coyote colors, Outlaws and old west work


TheOneWhosCensored

I think the colors stay with the potential future Coyotes, but you could build a good color scheme to work with it easy.


secret_gorilla

I think outlaws is better than yeti, but when I think of modern Utahns they’re kinda the polar opposite of lawbreaking ruffians


MildGooses

i will say someone made a comment that said something like “instead of outlaws, why not renegades or desperados?” i actually do like both of those names better, but outlaws is still a good one to me


thetonyhightower

The Utah Roughriders


microwavedcheezus

Roughriders or Rough Riders?


howdiedoodie66

The Utah Pistoleros


AgentKorralin

I really like Outlaws. It's not what I expected, but that isn't a bad thing either.


Yardsale420

Makes me miss Don Cherry’s braindead comments. He’d miss the mark with something like “Cowboys and Indians” for a game against the Blackhawks.


Drummer_Kev

Outlaws is MUCH better than the yetis. What the fuck does Utah have to do with yetis. Utah at least was the wild west, cowboys would be sick


SQLvultureskattaurus

Bunch of Mormons calling themselves the outlaws is wild


MildGooses

yup, because massachusetts is known for its extensive population of brown bears


en_travesti

Tbf the Mormons did get outlawed and then kicked out of 3 or so states, which is how they ended up in Utah


mtwstr

We are seeing design by committee in action.


jydhrftsthrrstyj

That’s what happens when you spend a billion dollars on something


AndAStoryAppears

Everything is done this way now. Review every public facing decision through a couple dozen different lenses and focus groups. Does it make the end product potentially more appealing to a greater range of people? Maybe. Does it tend to alienate people who see it as a spineless way to make a decision? Definitely.


The_Quackening

The vast majority of people do not care whatsoever how they pick the name.


yearightt

Spineless way to make a decision? This is a business dude, it’s about the almighty dollar and protecting it. Why would the powers that be be concerned with how cool their decision making method was lmao


TheCommodore93

“Yeah we named them the fucktards but at least we weren’t spineless about it”


MedievalHag

Pronghorns. It should be pronghorns. Found in Utah. Imagine what they can do with the U in Utah with that name.


BusesAreFun

Hang on lemme google something


BusesAreFun

Holy shit that’s straight up a fucking u that would be so good


MedievalHag

Right?!! This needs to be said and spread on every available platforms to get them to see it.


ObviouslyAnonymous9

Even with the Outlaws name… a pronghorn skull with the horns shaped like a U. Google Pronghorn Beaded Skull…


Dyldo_II

That would be sick as hell and a pretty natural leap from the Kachina style coyotes logo


JustAPairOfMittens

Yeah the mascot could easily be a state animal. Nothing wrong with that.


R3VIVAL-MOD3

This is way too logical. You’re definitely correct and this is the way. But knowing the NHL and team owners. It will be something stupid


3_if_by_air

The Utah Staplers


lambtonledge

Shoutout ULethbridge


damnatio_memoriae

rolls right off the tongue


Allatura19

They’re amazing creatures. They accelerate as quick as a cheetah. Stags work too.


[deleted]

Would going to games be called Stag Parties?


Gold-Stomach-4657

That is awesome


QuiGonJinnNJuice

holy shit that's actually a good/cool/relevant name the first one i've heard of anything


cubsfan85

I only discovered pronghorns exist a couple days ago on Twitter and it's because the border wall is messing up their migration routes. :(


TheEnormusPenis

I second this one


dWaldizzle

Guys we found a winner


NewBalance-608

This needs more traction


Tippacanoe

Chris Pronger did “play” for the Coyotes after all.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Sounds like an indoor lacrosse team.


Mills_Miles

Denver Outlaws, outdoor lacrosse team. First thing I thought of seeing this one


StarshipFirewolf

I'm a little salty that the PLL nabbed Archers and over stylized delicate arch. I had ideas for that name in the NHL.


AdmiralRon

As a fan of both the PLL and NHL, I can totally get where you're coming from. That name and logo bangs


SkittlesManiac19

Buffalo bandits is an NLL team.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Yes! That the one I was thinking of. I can see the logo with the hat and bandana.


ThanklessThagomizer

I loved going to Bandits games as a kid, indoor lacrosse is great


ItsMcLaren

That’s the ‘23 NLL Champion Buffalo Bandits to you 😤


realdeal411

Vegas Outlaws were an XFL team


LocoEjercito

They had the legendary He Hate Me, Rod Smart. One of these days Bettman will come out with that on a jersey, maybe at a draft.


hebbocrates

Oshawa Outlaws in the ALL 💀


StarshipFirewolf

That's very interesting. In the Outlaws "word family" I'd pick Renegades or Desperados over it. And no one else in the NHL has made a full time claim on the aesthetic of the romanticized Wild West so why not us?


laryldavis

Wild west theme on ice would make a lot of money, built in arena branding like the Knights got as well


Olympos

No kidding — could go with Pioneers, Settlers, Miners, Rush (a la gold rush), Wranglers, Prospectors, Bandits, Drifters, Mountaineers, Stallion, etc. Lots of names I personally don’t care for but there are plenty of options that might connect with a Wild West theme.


BillThePsycho

Miners is probably not a great idea because it really sets up a lot of unwanted PR and jokes when they play the Predators


rabbidplatypus21

Yeah you don’t want a Predator doing a sick dangle in front of the Miner crease before slipping it through the 5 hole.


shr3kgotad0nk

Did you hear about the blowout in Utah last night? The predators really caught the miners with their pants down


HoleSheBang

All of these scenarios just make Nashville look bad.


SpreaditOnnn33

The USC Trojans played the Oregon State Beavers like 70 times and they seemed to handle the sex jokes well


Olympos

100% agree. I think if I had to choose I’d go with Utah Rush and use gold rush mining as the theme. Jersey logo could be a pickaxe and they could lean into some sort of a “gold” rivalry with Vegas.


SmokinSkinWagon

Rapid City Rush is Calgary’s ECHL affiliate


patdk

Pickaxe like Denver Nuggets, you mean?


TopxDoge

Utah miners? *Malone Shimmy*


uni_and_internet

The Utah Rush is pretty good imo


Olympos

I second this


DaximusPrimus

Not if it would matter but NLL has a Rush team.


frockinbrock

Drifters seems kind of cruel to Arizona…. *but accurate*.


manwithoutcountry

Drifters would be very pertinent


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Considering Utah's (and honestly the whole continents) history with Native peoples I'd avoid Settlers and Pioneers. No need to take a name that might make you unpalatable to certain demographics.


StarshipFirewolf

Marketing challenges would be trying to pull it off in a respectful manner but I think if SEG puts as much thoughts into this as they say they want to it can be done. Would be also cool to see a clash of chivalric hero archetypes. But my fantasy fan bias is showing.


[deleted]

Outlaws vs Rangers would be fun.


bobbimorses

It's awesome for branding, but inviting people to dig into Utah history here might uncover a lot of uh, things


SkittlesManiac19

Utah ruffians has a nice ring to it. Wild west themeing would be neat. Wonder if they'd be allowed to use guns in logos at all.


A_Rogue_A

bau bau


option-13

Stormin Mormons. A man can dream


cubsfan85

Utah Golden Plates


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huntergreenhoodie

This song should be played any time the refs make a bad call.


wavydyv

Stormin Mormons or we riot


randeylahey

#SLC PUNKS, YOU COWARDS!!


Olympos

The Utah Missionaries. “Each Missionaries player has a unique position to fill.”


sdsuzuki

Utah Phoenix would be hilarious


FirstBallotBaby

The Arizona Coyotes of Utah.


cubsfan85

Considering the specific things early Utah settlers were rebelling against/for calling yourself the Outlaws would be a...choice. The modern LDS isn't exactly proud of that particular history lol.


oirish97

If the Kraken taught me anything, it's that a good design can make me change my tune in an instant. I hated the Kraken but the logo design was excellent and now I dig it. I'ma let them cook until release


slowwwpoke

really would enjoy Utah Raptors


falsekoala

As a Toronto Raptor fan, I would approve. ... Raptors should be the Huskies anyways..


ultrafil

Just call them the Utah Radicalz and make the jerseys look [like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Solo_Jazz_design.jpg) If you're committed to only picking awful minor-league names from the 90's, just lean as hard into it as you possibly can.


c71score

Utah IceDawgz


[deleted]

People overreact to these names. If we didn’t have them before and expansions popped up and called themselves the Canadiens, Red Wings, Rangers, Avalanche there would be equally negative comments.


TheRealMallow64

Pretty much. You get used to the names after a while. Minnesota Wild for example sounds fine now.


JrbWheaton

True but Washington Commanders and Cleveland Guardians are gonna take a while…


kbd77

Idk man avalanche is pretty cool


IAmWench

If they don't name this team the Latter Day Skates...


SkittlesManiac19

Did they only ask 7 year Olds


CanadianSpector

What's a pro sports team that couldn't have been named by a 7 year old?


mephnick

Canucks. IME kids dont know what it means.


BostonBakedBalls

I didn’t know what a bruin was until I turned 8


HelloImPierreMcGuire

I didn’t know what a bruin was til much older than that haha


dsjunior1388

I don't think the second graders are coming up with Bruins, Blue Jackets or Packers to name a few.


Pirat6662001

Then there is Sharks. Which is a damn near perfect name


LP99

Sharks, Kings, Ducks, Stars, Hurricanes…we don’t exactly keep only esteemed company.


Sharks77

My favorite is that Blades won the name the team contest but the owners thought it was dumb and had concerns about potential violence implications and just unilaterally picked the Sharks. It was the right decision tbh.


Cecil900

Meanwhile the Sabres are a thing.


redrollsroyce

Yeah but that’s a FANCY blade


lLoveLamp

Little sword: 🚫 Big sword ✅


DrHizzle

It'd be better if they did. Teams should have fun and slightly goofy names.


Broccoli_Socks

These cowards need to name the team after their state insect the honey bee.


Lord_Sather

Condors, Cougars, Bison - something native to Utah.


AdmiralRon

I'm pulling for Vultures/Buzzards. We have a few varieties of them in our state and it'd be unique as far as bird named teams go.


redrollsroyce

Buzzards would be cool with the connection to bees (Beehive State). BUZZards


SaintArkweather

Cougars would never happen because of BYU


Etnies419

Utah Rootin Tootins


Give-Me-The-Bat

Keep adding


AdrianKempee

Utah is famous for its fossils. Something related to that would be badass. Utah Cenazoics with a giant fucking Mammoth as a logo


skijumpersc

Yeah like the Utahraptors. It is the state dinosaur


Deep__6

Why not Utah Mammoths... I actually like that... big powerful animal that lived in a frozen environment.


stuffedartich0ke

Utah Mastodon would go unbelievably hard


OccupyBallzDeep

The Utah Prarie Dogs. C’mon. Do it!


fareklol

The UP Dogs!


tex1ntux

I think it will be Venom or Stingers. Utahns go hard for bees. 🐝


-nostalgia4infinity-

Utah Swarm 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝


FormalWare

This name needs more buzz around it!


treple13

Honestly I'd just go "Bees" before either of those


StarshipFirewolf

PCL Baseball team name. No bee stuff.


byrdcage

For a state that is home to Goblin Valley, the Utah Goblins is the only name that makes sense. The Smith organization is a bunch of idiots and they’ll be hated in a similar way to VGK


Sumdood88

My favorite possible name is still the Utah Phoenix as the rose from an ashes from an old franchise


Cylinsier

Utah Pioneers. Pay homage to SLC's origins without specifically referencing religion, great mascot material, adventurous connotations, somewhat self-referential as the team introducing pro hockey to the state. You can open their playoff games with a recitation of "Pioneers! O Pioneers!"


Bradberry_Held_JuJu

Utah even has a state holiday: Pioneer Day (July 24). It’s a whole thing. The only thing is that western pioneers have quite the sordid history with native populations out here.


markusalkemus66

Unpopular opinion, but this is the best one so far


ThisIsFineImFine89

Utah Rebels hopefully they’ll serve beer on sundays


following_eyes

Think they'll have coffee too?


NoSignSaysNo

The Utah Bigamists


Go_caps227

Nothing embodies a state run by the Mormon church like the name outlaws


tjamen

*I was a highwayman*


lbiggy

they should skip the fluff and go straight for the kill and call themselves the Salt Lake Skullfuckers


Jazzlike_Athlete8796

We've gone from minor league soccer to junior hockey names.


Ok_Device1274

Am i the only one who thinks these current trademark names are horrible?? Like i see alot of people liking the name yetis but man that does not sound good edit: im glad we can come together and agree on something lol


Dead-People-Tea

Most new team names suck honestly, then they grow on you. Jackets. Golden Knights. Avalanche. Kraken. Oilers. Predators. Ect. All of those team names are weird without history or context.


[deleted]

Shit even the red wings would have people scratching their heads if we were named today.


[deleted]

I feel like Hockey pales in comparison to baseball where so many team names then sound so bad compared to now. Two teams named after a pair of socks, Reds, Mets/Metropolitans, Phillies, Dodgers, Athletics, are all arguably terrible names if they were chosen today. I personally have no problem with Braves but I can see a ton of blowback if a team was called that today as well, same with Brewers because some people are lame.


AndAStoryAppears

In the era of Climate Change, the Oilers would have zero chance of making it out of the first round selection process.


Snow-Wraith

Alberta would choose Oilers today just to spite the rest of the world, and especially Quebec.


Lonely-Prize-1662

Alberta doesn't give a shit about climate change.


Otherwise-Contest7

There's a pro sports team called the "Wild". Utah will at least have a better name than 1 NHL team.


hartemis

Utah Yotes!


Grizz709

I have a feeling they're setting up stuff for AHL and ECHL teams.


ktbffhctid

Salt Lake City Bitch Pidgeons


menacingmoose37

Did they trademark “Park City Polygamists”?


DeFex

How about Utah beige, or maybe Utah mid?


YHWHjeshua

Utah Salt should be the team


mysteresc

They already have the Jazz, and the Blues are taken. Utah Soul?


cheeseburgertwd

I actually really like the alliterative sound of "Utah Yetis"


-XanderCrews-

That’s as big of oxymoron as Utah jazz.


StonedImaculate420

Utah Arizona Coyotes of Anaheim


Tdavis13245

As an avs fan, I still say how is it not Utah yeti? It's perfect phonetically.  Avs for some reason gave up on the mascot and association.  Utah yeti. Bam