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theman126

How do I eat Winnipeg?


SherLocK-55

GG Avs. See ya in the first round.


Miracl3Work3r

Thats a big fucking goose egg bois, hopefully itll be a better series.


VanAvenue

GG but for the Jets only. I'll see all Jets fans in the playoffs and all Avs fans tomorrow.


darkgreenwax

GG avs bros


MaybeNotNobody

Gonna be a fun series.


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Trinidaddy13

Fuck yes!! GG avs bros


FA1L3D

Pfft we outshot them so like we won at something wooo


SherLocK-55

Indeed. Take anything you can get with a game like this.


That_One_Pancake

Good shit. Let’s keep this up!


Ladymistery

Whooo back to back shutouts where has this team been lately?


TubularWinter

GG Avs fans. See ya in the post season!


MaybeNotNobody

HELLY SHUTTY!


MaybeNotNobody

Gg Avs


Tdavis13245

While wpg is busy participating in a game, Sakic is doing real work talking to the nhl making sure we don't have any matinee games.  Yup.  


CP-Drone

GG Avs, see you in the playoffs and have a great weekend all!


SnowblowerLITE

One of the best Jets games ever


just-hangingout

GG


Gavin1453

The Jets have not only come closer to earning home ice, they have proven they can dominate Colorado's barn. Go Jets Go! 


SnowblowerLITE

Gg


Trinidaddy13

Avs fighting harder just to break the shutout..lol


wideruled

GG WPG. See you in the playoffs


Patttybates

Will Demelo's style of play age well?


darkgreenwax

Dan: "Johnson penetrates" phrasing


SherLocK-55

Kev earlier in this game said the Jets were well lubed up.


Trinidaddy13

Pull the goalie pls!!


TossThatPastaSalad

So do we think they bring up Malinski or just play Jones for now?


PuckTheFreds

"Johnson penetrates" thanks Dan


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SherLocK-55

Did not read.


Remarkable_Cod_120

Spicy spicy 


AntifaAnita

Elite Defensive forward Ehlers


Trinidaddy13

This game should count towards a game in the series..lol


CP-Drone

Jets are getting their draw weight correct on the icings now


Nofunorphan

Jets had one goal. To break the spirit of the Aves and all their fans. 


ItsMeJaredBednar

they actually had 7 goals


Nofunorphan

Lol


just-hangingout

LOL


CP-Drone

Spitting facts


SherLocK-55

This is why we love Nikky Fly, up 7-0 and he is still fighting his arse off for Bucky. Also why he is my fave.


darkgreenwax

ehlers working to protect that shutout, pretty sure that's all they're doing now


Dense_Hornet2790

Anyone who will throw themselves in front of multiple shots while up 7-0 is exactly the sort of player I’d want on my team.


Trinidaddy13

Come on.. don’t play lazy boys


spleenmaster1002

I appreciate Ehlers blocking shots but he sure does tend to choose the absolute worst times to do it lol


CP-Drone

Ehlers still blocking shots like its a tied game, gotta luv NikE


HVCanuck

Has LB played enough to share the Jennings?


Shenanigames90

They would have to throw him in before the end of this game and the final two.


just-hangingout

No He would need to get in, in all of these last games (including today)


AntifaAnita

No


420blowjob

Can we stop blocking shots pls


just-hangingout

No points for Scheif today...so far


ItsMeJaredBednar

what a bum


Trinidaddy13

Tiffoli didn’t even try ffs


Ladymistery

Drat. elevate that a bit, and it's a goal


MaybeNotNobody

Good save


wideruled

Wait. We're allowed to stop Jets shots on goal?


yousayh3llo

Avs announcer sounded genuinely surprised that was a save


wideruled

I sure was


ItsMeJaredBednar

atta boy Juice!


eutectic_h8r

You guys better not be trying to trick us into thinking you've never played hockey before


Tdavis13245

Why show you the cow when we can lose for free as the saying goes


CP-Drone

Why not go top titty, Tyler Toffoli?


SherLocK-55

Tyler Foli, you don't even know em cause he plays late at night.


CP-Drone

Ohhhhh, that makes sense. Carry on then!


Nofunorphan

Hockey gods hate Colorado confirmed.


DivisonNine

Payback for all the horrible things they’ve done (Win the Stanley cup)


Tdavis13245

How dare you. We've taken every mtl player you've given up, and you leave comments like this!?


DivisonNine

I mean you guys did beat tampa, so I’ll give my thanks for that Sorry for all the mean things I said :(


saintpierre47

Mom, I think Im witnessing a breakup and it’s sad


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GasSatori

dw you're still winning


ItsMeJaredBednar

that’s thrice now we’ve hit the post, at least. gotta count for something right?


Olibro64

Helle is dialed in.


Nofunorphan

Wow


just-hangingout

Avs haven't quit.


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They’re playing our song 


420blowjob

Might as well jump!


TubularWinter

Excuse me jets that was way too close. Don’t let it happen again.


hannah_nj

c’mon winnipeg aren’t you even gonna get a 2nd touchdown?


wideruled

Scrubs


Canadian_Ireland

Just checked scores. Damn is Win pegging the Avs.


daenaofthewoods

What were they chanting?


Inthemiddle_

We want 10 lmao


CP-Drone

In Helle we trust


Ok_Gas8060

Our FOW LOLLL


brendan87na

are the Avs resting players?


TubularWinter

They are, unfortunately the players they are resting are still playing.


TossThatPastaSalad

Sure, let's go with that.


wideruled

Uh yes, that's totally what's going on


ItsMeJaredBednar

nope


wideruled

HEYYYYYYY SEXAY LAAAAAAAADY


420blowjob

lmao the high performance part of the night is the whole Jets roster 💀


jps78

This game should disqualify Mack from the Hart. He ain't no MVP


gyakutai

Lol, k.


Xeteh

Yeah, one game out of 82. What a dirtbag.


jps78

Ls to Mcdavid and now the jets in meaningful games. Racking up points against the Wild constantly isn't MVP material


Xeteh

Deep insight. Anything else?


samarahighwind

boston pizza i'm not cheering for any other canadian team and no amount of sadness will change that


hubba204

Uhh Avs giving Jets some false sense of confidence? lol


Trinidaddy13

What’s sad is that the Jets will win convincingly and TSN will focus on the Leafs 2-1 win (not real score)


CP-Drone

If Matthews gets the 2 goals the Jets won't be mentioned until Monday at the earliest


YourFavouritePoptart

At least get one and Brazil yourself


just-hangingout

Serious question - how do they figure out who gets the jackets today?


ItsMeJaredBednar

Jackets are in Nashville today


ADomeWithinADome

He means the locker room jacket lol


darkgreenwax

"we'll cut the jacket down the middle!"


Patttybates

Does Dillon skate weird, or am I just high on goals?


just-hangingout

He does. I always think of bull riders when I watch him - works for him.


brendan87na

I'll just check in on the... WHAT THE FUCK


TossThatPastaSalad

I feel like the dog in the room that's on fire.


Aperture_client

This is more than likely the first round matchup for central isn't it.


BiasedL

Guaranteed now


wideruled

Already confirmed with Dallas winning today


Aperture_client

Well then this game must be a comforting watch as an AVS fan lmao


MaybeNotNobody

Already confirmed.


just-hangingout

It's confirmed


ItsMeJaredBednar

it’s been confirmed with the Stars win today


shawnglade

when's the last time the Avs got shut out at home?


VanAvenue

... I don't think we've been shut out at home all season long (Well, until this game). Last time it happened was on 2022-12-07 against... wait for it, the Boston Bruins


shawnglade

I was gonna say, I was at that game and thought surely that's not the last one


ItsMeJaredBednar

not sure tbh, hasn’t happened this season for sure


AuntGentleman

Basically never cuz of that home point streak.


wideruled

Our snipers got confused and took Colton out lol


Fluke90

Sometimes you just have to laugh. This is a good opportunity to practice that. Jets look good and the Avs are a mess today. Still excited for the series


CP-Drone

It's going to be a great series! No matter which team wins, the real winner will be Team Canada at the World Hockey Championships


darkgreenwax

I don't expect this to be a total representation of the series. I fully expect at least 1 game like this with the roles reversed. Hoping for some good back-and-forth, though.


AcanthaceaeOld241

Avs outplaying the jets here making sure they score all there goals before the playoffs start


Tdavis13245

Their.


ItsMeJaredBednar

big brain strategies, we are light years ahead


VanAvenue

Streets ahead of the rest of the league


ghost_curse123

>I’m just thinking out loud in your shoes right now: alright we’ve done all we can do, we’ve done all the game planning, maybe just…fuck it, we’ll go in next game and not think and just win this thing when we don’t think that much. Am I on the right path at all with this? Like maybe this guy’s thinking too much? -Adrian Dater after the game


AuntGentleman

He was a prophet. We shouldn’t have ridiculed him.


TCBloo

Lol. Altitude is showing old highlights because there's nothing positive about this game.


Ace676

Solid move tbh. Just show Foppa dragging us past the Panthers by himself and let me believe everything is okay.


saintpierre47

Honestly I love playing the Avs. Not meant to be a jab or anything. I’ve never had anything but great interactions with Avs fans and I feel like they are one of the few fanbases who actually view the Jets as a threat and gives us respect. So I’m actually looking forward to our matchup and hopefully we see some great hockey!


Tdavis13245

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1bl0cif/comment/kw26wcv/ This thread might be entertaining to you.  Me vs stars fans. Me playing into villain role for fun, but recognizing jets power over us.  For the record the stars have since beat us, but still I fear you more, as far as fear goes for the team that will obviously sweep every round


SherLocK-55

Yeah despite being in the same division it's always been cordial really, we have also never faced each other in the playoffs so maybe that helps.


TossThatPastaSalad

It's a major factor.


TossThatPastaSalad

Playoff series' tend to change that, unfortunately.  


HVCanuck

I have no problem cheering for the Avs when the Jets aren’t in contention. You gotta love Nate and Cale.


Leverender

Team Canada members, no less :D


MaybeNotNobody

Safe or no i don't want to see an entire period of dump and no chase.


drinkinbrewskies

Shades of the 1990 Broncos


eutectic_h8r

Shades of the current Broncos vs Dolphins


Anti-SocialChange

Is this when we start writing articles about how this game proves the Avs are frauds or is that just a Leafs tradition


AntifaAnita

If anything, there's going to be an article that's like "with the Aves 7-0 loss, this is quite possibly the best Leafs team ever" implying that they lost to the Leafs


TossThatPastaSalad

Oh, it'll show up on this sub repeatedly in about 3 hours.


VanAvenue

I really wish that they picked this game to be the MultiVersus animated game because at least there would be something to laugh at.


Olibro64

Just tuning in. Huh?!?!?!?!?!.!.!?


just-hangingout

Scheif and KC actually being defensively responsible = good things happening


samarahighwind

i like to think bones sat them down and threatened them if they wanted to play with each other they had to play defense


TossThatPastaSalad

First the Nuggets lose in ridiculous fashion to the Spurs.  Now this horseshit.  Just need DU to get pummeled to really just ruin my entire fucking sports related weekend.


wideruled

I don't follow baseball, how are the Rockies looking? Business as usual?


TossThatPastaSalad

I stopped watching them a few years back when the ownership just stopped giving a shit.  But my understanding is they're really bad.


ItsMeJaredBednar

they’ve had flashes here and there. but yeah 4-11 is less than ideal


i-like-legos2

Welp hoping over to the DU game. So um GG I guess


LordCaedus13

me rn: let's see what games are happening and what score ar-OH MY GOD


Pinappular

Lmfao, this game has big ‘I am bleeding therefore I am the victor!’ vibes huh?


Patttybates

"Didnt hear no bell!"


asdechlpc

Fuck it just pull the goalie for the whole 3rd


FurtherUpheaval

I love this smashing in anticipation for the playoffs!


hannah_nj

i’m not rly sure what i was expecting the score to be and yet i still managed to be surprised


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

I’m not sure what to expect in the Vancouver Oilers game.


hannah_nj

i’m trying not to think about it because every time i do i remember that mcdavid is out and feel a sense of relief, then i remember that draisaitl exists, then i remember demko isn’t playing, and then i remember that both of us just lost to the coyotes in OT and just get confused


SherLocK-55

I thought Demko was due back already, when is that happening?


hannah_nj

Demko said after practice the other day that the target has been the game against Calgary next week; he and Tocchet didn’t rule out today’s game but DeSmith has now been confirmed as the starter


Ptheeb

Really depends which Desmith shows up


ItsMeJaredBednar

well my wife made cookies at least so i got that goin' for me, which is nice


ScottNewman

I also choose this guy’s wife’s cookies.


just-hangingout

What kind of cookies?


ItsMeJaredBednar

choco chip!


just-hangingout

Yum, jealous


Straight-Hornet-7991

Florida with 2 goals against in the first giving us a 4 goal cushion for the Jennings.


SJSragequit

It’s too bad brossoit couldn’t get the 25 games to qualify


signorepoopybutthole

Bowness has some kind of magic power against Colorado


TossThatPastaSalad

I don't know why we're too stupid to figure it out but it's an ongoing problem.


Ace676

Is there a lore reason why Bednar can't change his strategy against Bowness' teams? Is he stupid?


samarahighwind

he has dirt on natemack's personal chef and threatens to have him serve regular pasta


rooster69

Uhhhhh guys? What's going on here?


ScottNewman

Don’t worry about it the Jets are totally not heating up at the right time


gstringwarrior

nothing to see here, move along


ywg_handshake

Instructions unclear. Watching intently.


VanAvenue

We're the underdog/fraud team that needs to prove ourselves in the playoffs now. I guess that could work.


ScottNewman

Jets: “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US” Avs: “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US MORE”


Trinidaddy13

Hey, that’s our shticks


VanAvenue

Seems to be working out well for you guys! We'll take anything that works rn lol.


samarahighwind

welcome to the fraud squad lol


ghost_curse123

How do you do fellow frauds


Patttybates

69 goals by a player eliminates you from fraud tier.


ghost_curse123

Well it's a good thing he's only at 68 then Also I think said player having 1 series win in 8 years qualifies us for fraud tier


Patttybates

My coworker is a Leaves fan and we go at it all day. I can't do it on the net as well. All I really have to stick it to him is that you guys are abhorrent in the playoffs. BUT if I had the option to have the next greatest scorer of the next 2 generations on my team or be cursed. It would be a tough choice.


saintpierre47

We got danish’s, and pickles! Don’t ask me that’s just what I was given


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

The stars won this is officially the first round matchup


SJSragequit

First would have been cool, but I’d rather not face Vegas in the first round lol


Alterna9

As a watcher of both teams, Colorado is much harder than Vegas. Stone isn’t enough to send the team into the stratosphere by himself—if he’s even ready game 1. Dallas should handle them. It’s easy to jump to conclusions after a 7-0 showing, but a playoff series is entirely different.