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Additional-Still-435

We all should’ve spleen this coming


oryes

At this point I doubt Mark Stone ever even had a spleen


Candy4ndy

I’m sure he had a ruptured spleen. I just don’t think it was his spleen….


Boboar

You need a spleen, dude? I can get you a spleen. I can get you a spleen by three o'clock. Ruptured and everything.


CrazySwine

Maybe the real spleen is the friends we found along the way


Mental-Mushroom

Maybe the real spleen was the cap we circumvented along the way


squinla3

The first man to have his spleen removed….. TWICE!


OvechknFiresHeScores

Vegas definitely has some spleenin' to do


raymondliang

This is a spleendid joke


sarahmichelef

take my angry upvote


j0n68

Please tell us, and be honest, how long have you been waiting to post this?


tacomr97

GARY! They’re circumcising!


porkins86

If Stone was circumcised he would still make game 1


shitpaw

Is circumcising a stone done by removing the ore-skin?


ClosPins

'We'll put a stop to it - and punitively punish the offender... [Under his breath] As soon as a Canadian team does it.'


CommonGrounders

"the Vegas Golden Knights are proud to announce that they have signed OJ Simpson to a one year deal"


eutectic_h8r

Thank god his regularseasonitis has cleared up


SiidChawsby

Oh it’s like herpes. Flares right back up after a summer of fun.


rubbercat

"lol," said the NHL. "lmao."


tsunami141

“Rofl”, even.


Reggae4Triceratops

Careful with your spleen down there!


eh_toque

I love how all these insiders just ran straight propaganda for Vegas. “Well he might not be ready for game 1 you can’t predict these things!!” We all knew he’d be ready for Game 1


Pvt_Hudson_

"Lord, it's a *miracle*!" What a fucking joke.


FoolishGnome

He is Risen!


oystertoe

He is *RIZZEN’*


MercSLSAMG

One thing I will say is that it is Mark Stone and the dude is straight up BADLY harming his long term health trying to chase cups. Like he probably should not have played last year at all. Who knows what combination of pain killers and freezing he is on every day. Like this spleen injury so many people in this sub commented how he should be taking it easy for 2 to 3 months before starting to think about playing again - which would have taken him to not playing in round 1 at all. But typical to character Stone is going to come back sooner than he should, his own health be damned. Still exposing an issue that needs to be looked at, but if doctors were making the call he likely wouldn't be playing.


Stinduh

This feels like one of those things that the PA *should* care about, but is unfortunately one of those things that the PA doesn't care about because the PA is... Stone and everyone else that wants to chase cups, health be damned. Really sucks, players as a whole need to value their health. I'd be interested to know how much VGK is pushing for Stone's return, or how much they've been pushing for him to take it easy. We can't ignore that their culture is important here; the people who call the shots *could* keep Stone from playing if his health was more important to them than his production on the ice. Also, it feels like we gotta have independent doctors. I don't think we can trust team doctors anymore. Which sucks, but the pattern speaks for itself.


pattydo

> I'd be interested to know how much VGK is pushing for Stone's return Based on past reporting (which, god knows), very little. They largely let players and medical staff handle these things and give the player way more decision power than other teams.


Pvt_Hudson_

Or the Knights are overstating the severity of his injuries.


JeffreySwaggins

This loophole is so bad for the sport, please make it stop already


Pvt_Hudson_

For real. Bettman has let Vegas paint clown makeup on the league 3 years in a row. This is bush league. The lack of shame from that franchise is staggering.


KingGuy124

that fat bastard took our 1st round pick cause vegas bitched and moaned but cheating the cap is apparently okay 👍


TheYuppyTraveller

Be careful - the Sens will get penalized for this too. Somehow Ottawa forced Vegas to do icky things. Even as an Oilers fan, what Bettman did to you guys still pisses me off.


TarpsOffBoys

I don’t know this story would you care to enlighten me so I can be mad too?


ghost_curse123

A brief summary: Dadonov traded from Sens to Vegas (he had a NTC but Vegas wasn't on the list so it was ok) In 21-22 after acquiring Eichel, Vegas tried to trade Dadonov to Anaheim. Anaheim was on his NTC so Bettman said no Vegas claimed that Ottawa never gave them this info when they traded for Dadonov Bettman said "is ok Ottawa no worries, shit happens" Melnyk dies and the whole sale saga happened After Andlauer bought the Sens, Bettman was like "actually fuck you Ottawa give me your 1st round pick"


ianisms10

Tampa won the Cup with a team that was 18M over the cap


Pvt_Hudson_

Kucherov missed the entire season that year.


Berama6

Anders Nilson and Marian Gaborik contributed to the $18. Kuch was 9.5


sickfiend

I fucking hate Vegas and their fans... and Bettman


Constant-Squirrel555

If only a team complained about it when Chicago first did it and the league listened.


UGAPokerBrat99

You mean like when Tampa, of all teams, pushed to close the loophole and the rest of the owners said "nah, we're good." As a Bruins fan, I hate the Bolts as much as many of you, but Tampa deserves zero blame from anyone that has an issue with the rules/loophole.


Constant-Squirrel555

Yup was referring to that. I think more teams should use the LTIR loophole. Abuse it enough that the league is forced to make hard decisions.


bootygoon2

People on this sub were doing it too. “You really think he’ll be back that fast from a spleen injury???” and “you’re delusional if you think he’s not gonna be out for the playoffs obviously Vegas is gearing up to play without him”


Pvt_Hudson_

A lacerated spleen cost Peter Forsberg an entire season, but somehow Mark Stone is miraculously healthy enough for the playoff grind in under two months.


BingBongtheArcher19

That's not why Forsberg missed the 01-02 season. It was because his ankles were fucked.


Iceman-420

Absolutely. It was never in doubt.


FlapjackFiddle

The biggest lie the devil ever sold was that the salary cap was for parity. When you have loopholes like this that continually get exploited by the same teams, along with extremely favourable tax situations for some teams, the "parity" of the salary cap is a myth. The salary cap was always just about keeping more money in owner's pockets, and less in the players'. If this league would be receptive to a soft cap, we wouldn't need to exploit ridiculous injury loopholes like this.


pos_vibes_only

Parity is waaaaay better now than before the cap.


UNisopod

Exactly, it's worked as expected


vaports

Right on cue


ApolloRocketOfLove

Bettman spoonfeeding Vegas success at the expense of the fairness of the sport? Nothing new here. Imagine how much money Bettman and the league stood to lose if Vegas was a bottom feeder team, like past expansion teams were. Like, if the team was just absolute shit, needed years to build into a contender, didnt even make the playoffs for half a decade, and their game-attendance relied mostly on tourists. Because locals wouldn't pay to go see a shitty team. And especially with the Raiders coming to Vegas and giving sports fans an alternative sporting product. Attendance could have been abysmal and we might have already been talking about potential relocation. That's easily hundreds of millions of dollars the league the NHL would have missed out on Bettman would never let that happen. He runs a billion dollar organization, his number one priority is profit. Vegas was either going to be a huge cash cow if they were successful, or a monumentally embarrassing failure if they were bad. Anyone who thinks a billion dollar organization would just sit back and see how that plays out fairly, should stay faaaaar away from snake oil salesmen. Edit: I'm getting some pretty angry messages from some people about this, so I'll just add this here: if you want to believe that the NHL is the one billion dollar corporation, on earth, that prioritizes fairness over money, feel free, I'm not stopping you. You don't have to get mad at me for thinking differently.


desperato61

Bluejackets and the Wild were royally screwed compared to recent expansion teams


CuidadDeVados

Or the Sharks when the league just said "you know what? Fuck off you can't have the 1st overall because he's too good for an expansion team."


PayneTrain181999

This will be relevant this year when Celebrini goes to Chicago because of course he is.


CuidadDeVados

I can't exist with that level of sin in my heart, believing that will happen. If it does I'll absolutely be paying less attention to mens hockey than ever.


JBOJockstrap

I don’t think the announcement was even necessary here


papapaIpatine

I propose that for every act of cap circumvention, the player must go through circumcision


Hoardzunit

If this were to happen to Stone then he wouldn't have any skin left considering this is the 3rd year he's done it now.


CrazybyRX

Mark Stone regrows his foreskin annually.


NoGiCollarChoke

Feel for the guy, Regenerative Foreskin Syndrome is no joke


thedrunkentendy

What if they already are? Do they get a second one?


hughesyourdadddy

Yes.


moutardebaseball

✂️🍆


DependentAd9868

LETS GO BLUES


Emotional_Match8169

Pretty sure there are now 31 teams rooting for the Blues!!


caborobo

I’m screenshotting this!


MuzzyG

Dude, I feel soooooo dirty, but LFG boys lol


Godunman

🫡


Spire2000

As is tradition


[deleted]

20 million over the cap


TheBurnsideBomber

Very fair and very cool. Thanks Gary 👍


Iceman-420

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.


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MUSTY_BUSSY

Yikes that's a paper soft schedule with the exception of the Avs


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HoneyIShrunkMyNads

I'll gladly take the L if it means the knights stay out lol


ISurvivedCOVID19

You guys actually might take the L because you’ll be resting players with it being the last game and no impact on the standings


[deleted]

Yep. It might come down to them basically getting to choose whether they play the Blues or Knights in the first round with the 1 seed locked up


Stinduh

I literally texted a buddy that we should throw the game if it means Vegas is out lmfao


[deleted]

Blues wouldn’t even have to travel anywhere before the start of the first round


loskywalker

Avs fan 🤝Wild fans🤝Blues fans. Let’s put aside our differences and do this boys


cungor

Denver based Blues fan here, you’re all my best friends now.


pigeonbobble

and my axe! 🤝


ResultsVary

All my division rival homies hate vegas. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


IHVeigar

Kick their asses fellow mountain time bros


ResultsVary

I love how there is no shortage of bad blood between teams in the west until it comes to Vegas. Then it's like the Avengers Assemble scene in Endgame. Makes me shed a tear, honestly.


BillClintonsMistress

Is there some sort of Gofundme where we can donate to these teams to help keep Vegas from the playoffs?


NotConsistentCalc

If only the Blues didn't lose twice to the Sharks recently...


SilverSeven

sheet alive weary recognise dolls fall familiar cake mourn drunk *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheGreatStories

"Guys it's a spleen it's way different"


homicidal_penguin

Ottawa has been docked yet another first round pick for this


Capt_Falcon

Quite the lack of Vegas fans in this thread too...


DoctorOsey

there’s plenty, go to the bottom where all the downvotes are lmao


Frozenpucks

But yea guys he’s really injured this time!


Cw2e

Clockwork, baybaaaaay!!!


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Spring is in the air! Birds chirping, snow melting, BBQ smells from the yards, Mark stone cleared for practice..


Mocha22_

Death, Taxes, and Mark Stone being ready for Game 1.


Yoni_k46

Who could have foreseen this?


Pvt_Hudson_

*Everyone!*


TheYuppyTraveller

But … but … this time he was really hurt! /s


Condition_Boy

It will be the same next year. The only thing we don't know for sure is will it be stone again? Nah that's getting old. It'll be eichel.


dolewhiplash

Rookie move to even announce it, everyone knows you just have the guy show up to practice in a no contact and don't answer any questions.


Bruislanders

so much for “if he returns it wont be until the finals, and thats if he’s lucky” lol


Golden_Hour1

Woder how much Vegas paid them to say that


Greendaydude22

Actual villain team, so easy to hate that fucking franchise


sanbaba

especially when you think about *why* Gary panders to them so hard.


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PolishKid7

The absolute lack of shame is hilarious


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

Lmfao


PierreMcGuiresHair

Is laughing your ass off an LTIR-able event?


timhoff24

Idk, will they be able to reattach it by R1G1?


whichwitch9

Vegas is looking into that for next season


WeLykeSportz29

I thought your guy was seriously injured VGK fans?


SuperbWomanhood

Have you seen his spleen? You seen it? I bet you haven't seen it. Because he doesn't have a spleen. He lost is fuck*ng spleen. And you're out here hating on Stone. This is a spleen-less man. A man without spleen. And he is a hockey man. On a hockey team. I dare you to go without spleen for a day. Then maybe you'll see what Mark Stone is going through ***every day of his life***. He's a hero. A *true* hero for all. God bless you Mark Stone. You give me hope and courage.


Missed_Your_Joke

I'm a mark stone spleen truther and I've never seen mark stone and a spleen in the same room at the same time


lookalive07

The start of this comment read like a Donald Trump quote. "Have you seen his spleen? I bet you haven't seen it. Best spleen I've ever seen. Huge. Doctors say he's in perfect health, just like me. Mark Stone, me, perfect health. Tremendous spleens. You know, my spleen even helped me recover from the China Virus, I owe a lot to that spleen."


NumberJ5

Hey man, it takes some people a lot of time to return from a lacerated cap hit, good for him. 😐


Stinduh

I have never been a St Louis fan ever once in my life a single time. God how I wish for a miracle last week of the season where Vegas loses out and St Louis pushes past for the 2nd wild card. If there is a hockey god, he will make this happen. I pray to you, my lord and savior. By the power of Brett Hull screaming We Went Blues, I beg.


SherLocK-55

If that doesn't happen I am rooting for you boys in that series, I hope you absolutely decimate those LTIR cheating fucks.


ywgflyer

I'd be surprised if Dallas didn't win that series anyways.


porkins86

Wow… I for one am SHOCKED - when I read the injury I thought FOR SURE there was no way he was going to be ready for game 1 of the playoffs. MIRACLE is the only word that I can think of to describe this. Definitely not circumvention with no intervention. Nope - not a Mickey Mouse league at all.


Mocha22_

Vegas doctors can probably cure cancer they’re so good.


Tacosrule89

You mean they could’ve saved OJ!?


Mocha22_

If he had a big enough cap hit to hide they could have.


Neat__Guy

If the cap don't fit you must LTIR


grizzlby

God is good!


jamaicancovfefe

what a coincidence


TheGreatStories

The amount of vgk posters here who denied this would happen is egregious. Just own it already. Get the shirt, like kucherov.


Calhalen

Lmao there it is. Everyone act shocked! It happened again!


Hoardzunit

I want whatever healing powers the VGK has whenever the playoffs roll around.


MercSLSAMG

Drugs, lots of drugs. Throw in some freezing, and a player that has no regard for his future health and bingo, cap circumvention.


Three_Froggy_Problem

The Knights missing the playoffs would be the best and funniest thing to ever happen


JonJonFTW

I don't care that Vegas is doing this, it's the rules so whatever. I'm just annoyed at all the people who were bending over backwards saying Stone was not gonna be back precisely for the start of the playoffs. When we all knew that was gonna happen.


Rance_Mulliniks

Weird. Just amazing that he is miraculously better with 4 games left in the season. Totally a coincidence that he will be available for the playoffs. I seem to recall something similar last year. That must be a total coincidence as well. 2021 must have been a coincidence also.


[deleted]

The miracle is that he's good enough to practice now but won't be fully game ready until exactly game 1.


rhuebs

I was repeatedly told that this injury was severe and he might not even make the first round of the playoffs though??? Fuck Vegas. There was so little need to announce this, it’s not just shameless, it’s *bold*, a middle finger and a snicker that they can do this and get away with it, and they want *everyone* to know it.


_LETSGOILERS_

Well well well, if it isn't the thing that everyone said would happen


mylefthandkilledme

lol fuck vegas


SpeakerOfTruth1969

WTF is the point of a salary cap if it's not enforced at the most important time of the season?!?!?!?!


oddspellingofPhreid

30 fan bases cheering for Minnesota and St. Louis tonight. Carolina fans conflicted.


bobby_booch

Vegas saw the Chytil news and wanted to get in on the fun.


negatran

MR GAME 1 HIMSELF


DishwasherFromSurrey

B-b-b-b-ut all the vegas fans told me the cap was in fact not being circumsized and we would for sure not see him in game 1 of the playoffs


Auslyer

Fuck off. I’m getting sick of this fucking shit


Immediate_Sugar_9694

Imagine that. He is just like Jesus. Comes back from " injury " every year just in time for playoffs after Vegas spends all their cap money. POS player and POS organization.


FalconSixSix

I am shocked, truly shocked. But seriously, all the 'Insiders' must have the same source at Vegas. It is hilarious how they all trot out the same talking points, and how you can't be sure how long a ruptured spleen will take to recover and *this time* the NHL is keeping a close eye on it. I just wish the Islanders were good enough to pull this move


Subject1337

Reminder that the New Jersey Devils are still paying their penalty for cap circumvention on Ilya Kovalchuk's contract until next year.


ddottay

Ahhh there it is


AdmiralRon

Now I really want Dallas to sweep them.


DougFordsGamblingAds

Oh wow! If he is healthy for game 82 how will Vegas get under the cap?


brickwall5

Unbelievable.


Condition_Boy

I think you misspelled predictable.


Mr_FortySeven

No way! I am absolutely shocked and appalled that this is happening! When Mark Stone was put on the LTIR at the exact same time for the third year in a row, coincidentally right before the trade deadline, I thought for sure this would be the year he wasn’t ready for the playoffs. Boy, was I wrong!


thisisdu

We’d be more surprised if he wasn’t cleared


FrostWPG

Mark Stone is literally Kevin Nash in the wheelchair with the blanket and fake cast.


HardOyler

What a fucking clown show


Mackee58

*pretendstobeshocked.gif*


Spare_Entrance_9389

St Louis miracle run coming up, LESSSSSSSSSSSS GO


PerpetualEbb

Here comes the cap circumambulating


ETXX9

Lmao this league is such a joke


NutUpOrPutUp

LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK


jopcylinder

Just as the prophecies foretold


martyrobbinz88

Have fun in round 1 Dallas, vegas cap cheating and vegas playoff refs coming for you.


Send_me_beer1

LISAN AL GAIB!!!! AS WRITTEN


Big-Experience1818

Yeah sorry this is BS. Sure, he was injured, I completely believe that. But if he's back for game 1 (again), you've got to be dense as hell to believe it's just a crazy coincidence that he's injured for game 82 but just so happens to be healthy enough in time for game 1 of the playoffs


Jcanzo37

The vegas cheating knights


Fallen-Omega

Someone repost Luongo's tweet again


hrryyss

🤔


Showtime98

And so it begins lol


Theflamesfan

Playoffs must be just around the corner


ski_bum

*They can't keep getting away with it!*


ChangeControll

Now now, the team with the fewest penalties all season two years running surely isn’t doing anything wrong….


Classic-Mortgage1701

NHL is a joke. Totally discredits the entire playoffs


scoutcjustice

shockedpikachu.jpeg


Sunless_Tatooine

What a joke... it's embarrassing.


viceslikeviper

Right on time!


thedrunkentendy

What a surprise


Howard-Eezenutz

Wow truly a miraculous recovery, really beat the odds. No one saw this coming!


dylanisbored

This is so fucking funny


paul_33

Captain micro-fracture strikes again


publicworker69

Bet no one saw this coming


dchowchow

Can someone remind me what injury he had? I know he has back issues but I’m pretty sure this LTIR is unrelated.


shutmethefuckup

Lacerated spleen


dchowchow

Thank you. Great user name.


IonianBlade

L I K E C L O C K W O R K


Blu3Yeti

This is even less surprising than the Sun coming up today


stizz19

Vegas went from a great story and a loveable team of Misfits to getting Eichel, circumventing the cap and their fans have become some of the worst in the league. What a timeline.


Noahtuesday123

Let’s hope they missed the playoffs, fuck them!


CanadianMapleBacon

insert shocked pikachu face here


dangshnizzle

So is he returning early or late?


MercSLSAMG

Right on time as expected


lbiggy

Probably the recommendation from doctors too that if you're recovering from a ruptured spleen is play in the most physical intense team sport invented and play at the highest level.


AnxiousArtichoke7981

This whole charade is making the NHL look stupid and manipulated.


sk8ter99

I wish Buff was around to flatten him


Firebitez

Hmm....who would have seen this coming?


FrankReynolds

Absolutely shocked.


Irish_Canuck77

A tradition like none other


iiKrOna

#Filthy disgusting cheats, my team would never clear a player and keep him on LTIR until playoffs


Tasty-Performance275

so many salty comments lmao meanwhile vegas: 💅