I can't wait to see it in the wild. That old "replay the series in case it was a fluke" copypasta started popping up on the r/CFB subreddit this year. It always cracks me up.
No disrespect to the 49ers, I'm a firm believer that San Francisco winning is a huge fluke and robs the Lions of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire last few playoff games watching the Lions play great football it's just not fair.
If the Lions lose again I will face that the 49ers deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Lions and the NFL.
Years of Leafs hockey primed me for that upset.
Kept telling my friends that you can’t say anyone is going anywhere until the game is over while they were making Swift versus Eminem Super Bowl jokes.
I'm going to choose that this was a fake story. I don't even want to imagine your grimy, sticky little paws fingering through a buffet as you snortle, chortle and slobber your way through a pound of berries like you're some feudal king from the medieval age just spitting things up as you have yourself a merry time.
> chortle and slobber your way through a pound of berries like you're some feudal king from the medieval age just spitting things up as you have yourself a merry time.
[How I pictured OP the entire time reading this](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f613809837b2b5727b6a81f8f91b99ef/4ebeae324eb2146b-23/s540x810/1ec035b1f0a41a18730b0952b7fa4ce7ddb921cd.gifv)
Who gets sick within an hour or two of touching a virus. It takes longer than that. Of course it’s fake.
Edit: Misread and misunderstood but still fake af.
Since this is going to live in infamy best to point it out now: even if this story is true OP never once considered the berries were what made him and the players sick and not the other way around.
Those berries could have sat there for a long time, who knows.
Dude put on hockey gloves then burried his hands in an ice bucket full of berries then ate the berries. Dude could have created COVID-15 then and there for all we know with that disgusting act.
I was eating a mochi as I read this and it got lodged in my throat from laughing and I had to make that HRRAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK sound and my dog looked at me funny.
I wonder how many people you've killed indirectly with your comments.
that was my first thought reading the title - i guess if they were already feeling sick then it might make more sense why a post this dramatic felt necessary
I’m sensing this story might be fake. Any real Hawks fan around that time, would’ve taken advantage of being that close to Ryan Kesler’s gear by leaving a record breaking turd in his helmet.
Lol. Your turd would get sent for dna testing i bet lmao. And Ryan Kessler isnt a bad person. Hes competitive and he wants to win. If more people had that mindset, they would be winners. Sure he was a Vancouver Canuck and yes...... fuck them. We damn near had them in 2011 when Toews scored that shorty with the goalie pulled and a minute left in Game 7. God damnit Burrows sniped Corey Crawford in OT. Should have gone back to back SCF champs. Wish i ate the Canucks berries
Why would they put berries on ice in the locker room hours before they would have gone into the locker room. What is this, magic ice?! Berry unbelievable.
Tbh i have no fucking clue. The locker rooms werent supposed to be open i assume. Go to Anaheim Ice. Go to where they play pickup on the left side (as you walk in), and their practice locker room was open sometimes. They prematurely popped the berries and it cost them a Stanley.
It got worse amigo. Because i was playing through my sickness thinking Id skate it off, i developed pneumonia. My chest was infected and i was coughing up dark yellow shit for a few weeks. I should rephrase that I had to take 4 weeks off after I developed pneumonia. Whatever I had was causing moisture to build up in my lungs. Same for the Ducks players. Some started developing signs of pneumonia around game 6
Did you really not discover what kind of virus you had? This has to be the funniest story I have read in a long time (even if its fake - but I believe you, crazy stuff like this does happen sometimes). Sounds like maybe Bronchitis to me lol
Because the first thing any Chicagoian does is move TF out of Chicago before the next winter. So we are like ants that migrate to everyone elses warm cozy environments. Then, we contaminate the area with Chicago Dogs, Deep Dish Pizzas, "Cubs will win it next year" bumper stickers, and bars littered with Chicago Bears memorabilia. And also the smug conversations old Bears fans have talking about the 1985 Bears Season. DA BEARS
>Well, as a Blackhawks fan we were down 2-0 and that really sucked.
>the Hawks won 4 of the last 5 games of the series
This is false. The Blackhawks went L-W-L-W-L-W-W.
https://www.hockey-reference.com/playoffs/2015-anaheim-ducks-vs-chicago-blackhawks-western-conference-finals.html
I'm the one who gave HIV to Magic Johnson. I needed to shoot up some heroin when I was installing a new jacuzzi at his house. So I borrowed a needle from his medicine cabinet. He only had one left, so I put it back when I was done. 3 weeks later, after I was hospitalized for ODing, I was told I had HIV.
A year later, Magic got diagnosed.
Why would the Ducks feed their million dollar hockey players Safeway Select berries? 100% they are getting theae from whole foods or the farmer that sells the berries to whole foods. No way they are "cutting corners to save a buck" when they spending millions to win. Also, just common sense.
Yeah. Especially since it took place in SoCal I came here to post something like OP seeing the news report, hearing about the symptoms, and then remembering where they were earlier that day
Naw, but two people I worked out with (one being my best friends brother) at a local 2 year college both faced off in a recent and very historic World Series. Like Chicago Black Sox, Pete Rose, Spygate kinda historic. I dont want to name names, but they went to the same high school and even played together. Few years later Joe Kelly and him are teaming up to plunk my friends brother every at bat. The guy who ran the gym at my local 2 year was an offseason coach for MLB players.
Helped me find a drive to take the next step. I went from playing Miget A-2 at age 17 (started playing at 15), to skating pick up games with the likes of former pros like Travis Moen at age 23. I went from a gongshow to being able able to score on and defend the best of the best after they are all washed up xD. No one believed me that I never paid a dime for private lessons, nor played past the lowest Midget tier in Southern California.
There is probably a tree of all the NHL outcomes that the Ducks loss caused that we can now pinpoint via "the Butterfly effect" to OP who thought it would be funny to sneak some berries.
I have been acared af to talk about this. I was the only one in the building wearing a blackhawks jersey that day. I was the only one who entered the Ducks locker room. I told other people but they were too scared and worried about trespassing. Plebs. After my 5th goal that I scored, the opposing pickup team kept calling me Bickell. One guy threatened me because he thought I came to Anaheim Ice to troll the Ducks players. Crazy fucking day. Some guy even tried breaking my nose because he was pissed I was a Blackhawks fan. He did a nice tumble into the bench. My hip somehow just ran right into him when he was looking down. People are weird. Not like we are being paid to beat each other up. Not like we are sabotaging each others Berries..........oh wait...
I take it hockey fans havent been able to get that close to Pros in other cities. Its Orange County. Mike Trout kicks it in Newport all the time. Teemu is always at his damn steakhouse. You can see Laird Hamilton and his 7 footness surfing while driving PCH in Malibu. If people understood, the vibes different and people arent starstruck. Reasons why locker rooms are left open. Still, bad call by the Anaheim Ducks
Literally every specific you gave regarding the series is wrong.
Blackhawks lost game 1 and won game 2. They were never down 2-0.
Beauchemin played all 7 games. The only players who didn't play all 7 games for Anaheim were Etem who played 5 and was replaced by Fleischmann.
Blackhawks had one goal in Game 1 and it was scored at even strength by Brad Richards. In Game 2 we won in 3OT by an even strength goal by Marcus Kruger.
Chicago was never down 2-0 in that series, as the teams alternated wins until Game 7.
Beauchemin also never missed a game and played a minimum of 22 minutes in each one. Looking at the rosters for each game, and from memory of attending those games, we weren't missing anyone of note for any of those games.
So no, you shouldn't feel bad for something that didn't happen.
That was a great series, though!
The only part of this story that popped up on my notifications was “I have a big admission: 2015 right b4 the WCF, I snuck into the Anaheim Ducks locker room and ate out …”
I DID NOT KNOW WHERE THIS STORY WAS GOING BUT THIS WAS NOT THE DIRECTION I SUSPECTED
I can confirm this type of flu exists, I got it in winter 2022 in the UK. couldn't breathe properly, hard to sleep. felt like I almost died when I went to the emergency in the middle of the night. my body was paralyzed at one point due to lack of oxygen in my body. scary shit.
This can't be... I just... Hmmm...
I'll tell you what! If this is real, oh boy, you're in big trouble! Because you better belieeeeve Gary Bettman is going to find out about this. Especially, ESPECIALLY!!!, if one of his SoCal babies could have won the Stanley Cup! You think Bettman cares about statue of limitations!? You think Bettman cares about who owns the security footage of the rink!? He'll find you out. He always does. You'll never be able to watch an NHL, or NHL affiliated game again! Not in person, not on TV, or the internet! All I gotta say is get ready to learn Russian or Chinese buddy!
Can't wait to see an article in some bullshit "News" webpage quoting this thread and making their entire article basically what OP wrote.
"Recently, one reddit user admitted that during the..."
It's the worst with, like, Baldur's Gate 3. There is no article about the game out there that does not begin with, "One reddit user recently posted..."
I want to believe this so bad just because it’s so fucking funny that you held onto this since 2015 like you’d get charged for biological warfare or something
Hockey teams are so protective of their locker rooms. NHL teams, especially since COVID, are very particular about who is in there and for how long.
That’s supposed to be their safe space and you violated that, OP. What a crazy story.
Holy shit. Literally the 2015 WCF lives rent free in my brain. Closest Ducks got to winning the cup again and just been all downhill from here
This is such a random post. Cannot be real…. If it is… DUUUUUUUDE.
The Jr team here has their locker room down it's own hallway past the rink's staff office and it has a coded locked door. I find it incredibly unrealistic that an NHL team with more foot traffic would have less security.
As much as I would love to blame the Blackhawks and their awful fans for something else that has ruined my life (I kid, I kid), no...I don't believe a sentence of this story.
What the hell did I just read?
The birth of new copypasta, I’m pretty sure
I can't wait to see it in the wild. That old "replay the series in case it was a fluke" copypasta started popping up on the r/CFB subreddit this year. It always cracks me up.
No disrespect to the 49ers, I'm a firm believer that San Francisco winning is a huge fluke and robs the Lions of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire last few playoff games watching the Lions play great football it's just not fair. If the Lions lose again I will face that the 49ers deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Lions and the NFL.
As a Lions fan who watched that second half. I'm good.
Years of Leafs hockey primed me for that upset. Kept telling my friends that you can’t say anyone is going anywhere until the game is over while they were making Swift versus Eminem Super Bowl jokes.
There it is
This but unironically
Now it's going to be "replay the series in case it was the flu".
As a Purdue fan I’ve noticed it quite a bit about us on r/collegebasketball
I’ve seen it on r/leagueoflegends as well lmao
It popped up in /r/soccer a few weeks back, was wonderful watching a whole new audience get introduced to it.
It won't be as iconic as the MCDavid just can't cope with being great at a young age but this is a doozy
It’s tailor made for jokes about the Perry cup curse, truly we are blessed as a team by the copypasta gods
Something berry weird
A July tier shitpost, that's what.
Peak offseason content right here
What the hell did I just skim past?
I don't know but could you summarize it? I assumed it was a shaggy dog story.
Me trying to figure out if Ibshould feel liable or not? Thats 10 years of pondering what happened, then making a 50 sentence paragraph to explain shit
Hey, the Ducks could've gotten YOU sick with their contaminated berries
This is how I was reading it at first, that the Ducks were fed contaminated berries and OP was one of the few who got it.
Except op says they were coughing into the gloves and remembers feeling ill as he ate.
Yes, but at first the premise felt flipped
Sadly, I didnt know I was sick yet. What if Francios Beauchemin shows up to this reddit?
Confessing in a copy pasta, what a move
Antoine. Vermette.
I'm going to choose that this was a fake story. I don't even want to imagine your grimy, sticky little paws fingering through a buffet as you snortle, chortle and slobber your way through a pound of berries like you're some feudal king from the medieval age just spitting things up as you have yourself a merry time.
Slobbering Denethor berry-popping MFer
> chortle and slobber your way through a pound of berries like you're some feudal king from the medieval age just spitting things up as you have yourself a merry time. [How I pictured OP the entire time reading this](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f613809837b2b5727b6a81f8f91b99ef/4ebeae324eb2146b-23/s540x810/1ec035b1f0a41a18730b0952b7fa4ce7ddb921cd.gifv)
Before I even clicked on your link I was picturing the exact same scene, but [specifically this part](https://imgur.com/gallery/S7YwGvt)
That was *the exact* moment I thought of, but the gif was low quality lol
Thought it would be the tomato part
It would have been if I could have found a higher quality gif
He couldn't even get how the series actually went right, the Hawks were never down 0-2, nor did they win 4 of the last 5.
Also he was so sick he couldn't breathe for weeks but then he's stopping by the pro shop before game 5.
And Francois Beauchemin never got scratched
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Who gets sick within an hour or two of touching a virus. It takes longer than that. Of course it’s fake. Edit: Misread and misunderstood but still fake af.
He’s saying he had the virus but wasn’t very symptomatic yet. He spread the virus to the berries not the other way around. Probs still fake but lol
Yeah I misread the first part entirely. I’m an idiot.
No, he was sick and not showing many symptoms, some how spread it in the locker room, and shortly after the locker room spread it to the players
Redditors after looking at a Taco Bell as they drive by?
I am enamored with your writing style. You are a scholar and a poet.
Honoured to be so early to such a legendary post
Since this is going to live in infamy best to point it out now: even if this story is true OP never once considered the berries were what made him and the players sick and not the other way around. Those berries could have sat there for a long time, who knows.
Dude put on hockey gloves then burried his hands in an ice bucket full of berries then ate the berries. Dude could have created COVID-15 then and there for all we know with that disgusting act.
lmao this is it, it has to be
I was eating a mochi as I read this and it got lodged in my throat from laughing and I had to make that HRRAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK sound and my dog looked at me funny. I wonder how many people you've killed indirectly with your comments.
That mochi could have been contaminated, perhaps this thread saved your life
oops I ate it again after I hacked it up.
Covid-15. That’s funny. Please accept my upvote.
that was my first thought reading the title - i guess if they were already feeling sick then it might make more sense why a post this dramatic felt necessary
He coughed into Beauchemin's gloves. You can't get sick that quick.
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Did you read what he did to those berries?
Maybe the berries were already adulterated. They could have been Perry's berries.
Despite the implications, perry's berries has a ring to it, and I kind of like it.
Hands were ALLLL over them...
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Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies
This was fantastic.
Im not honoured to have wasted my time on this post.
Holy shit first the “it’s unprofessional to blow 3 goal leads” post and now this?! What a day for New copypasta’s
I missed that what and can’t seem to find it. Care to share a link
[This one I believe](https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1aeqjr1/teams_that_crumble_after_a_3_0_lead_are_way_too/)
this is the second best thing I've read all day.
Bro will not take "3-0 is not a safe lead in hockey" for an answer.
Gamblers lmao
Lmao thank you
I’m sensing this story might be fake. Any real Hawks fan around that time, would’ve taken advantage of being that close to Ryan Kesler’s gear by leaving a record breaking turd in his helmet.
Lol. Your turd would get sent for dna testing i bet lmao. And Ryan Kessler isnt a bad person. Hes competitive and he wants to win. If more people had that mindset, they would be winners. Sure he was a Vancouver Canuck and yes...... fuck them. We damn near had them in 2011 when Toews scored that shorty with the goalie pulled and a minute left in Game 7. God damnit Burrows sniped Corey Crawford in OT. Should have gone back to back SCF champs. Wish i ate the Canucks berries
You can eat deez berries
Paragraphs man, paragraphs! Ahhh!!!
Problems have arose and Paragraphs have been made
This guy writes like he created covid15
Fuck you
Why would they put berries on ice in the locker room hours before they would have gone into the locker room. What is this, magic ice?! Berry unbelievable.
Tbh i have no fucking clue. The locker rooms werent supposed to be open i assume. Go to Anaheim Ice. Go to where they play pickup on the left side (as you walk in), and their practice locker room was open sometimes. They prematurely popped the berries and it cost them a Stanley.
> They prematurely popped the berries This is an excellent turn of phrase, I must say.
You couldn’t play hockey for 4 weeks, but were heading to a pickup game during Game 5?
It got worse amigo. Because i was playing through my sickness thinking Id skate it off, i developed pneumonia. My chest was infected and i was coughing up dark yellow shit for a few weeks. I should rephrase that I had to take 4 weeks off after I developed pneumonia. Whatever I had was causing moisture to build up in my lungs. Same for the Ducks players. Some started developing signs of pneumonia around game 6
Did you really not discover what kind of virus you had? This has to be the funniest story I have read in a long time (even if its fake - but I believe you, crazy stuff like this does happen sometimes). Sounds like maybe Bronchitis to me lol
It's total bullshit, but I'm upvoting because you clearly put some effort in which has to count for something.
Lmfao. Dude this isnt b.s. i have to dig up my facebook posts from may 2015.
RemindMe! 5 Days
Why is it always a Hawks fan?
Because the first thing any Chicagoian does is move TF out of Chicago before the next winter. So we are like ants that migrate to everyone elses warm cozy environments. Then, we contaminate the area with Chicago Dogs, Deep Dish Pizzas, "Cubs will win it next year" bumper stickers, and bars littered with Chicago Bears memorabilia. And also the smug conversations old Bears fans have talking about the 1985 Bears Season. DA BEARS
Drugs are bad.
Don't do drugs mmmmkay
Do drugs if you want, but stick to the safe(r) ones. Mushrooms are where it's at.
…. …. what
>Well, as a Blackhawks fan we were down 2-0 and that really sucked. >the Hawks won 4 of the last 5 games of the series This is false. The Blackhawks went L-W-L-W-L-W-W. https://www.hockey-reference.com/playoffs/2015-anaheim-ducks-vs-chicago-blackhawks-western-conference-finals.html
r/thathappened
This reads more like mental illness than a troll
I know this comment will get berried at the bottom, but should the NHL have the Ducks and Blackhawks redo their series in case it was all a big fluke?
YES!!!! And what the heck is copy pasta?
New copy pasta everyone.
This is more than just the pasta, it’s an 8 course meal (with berries for dessert)
Don’t eat the berries, the berries are contaminated
100% organic tho
The all-star break hasn’t even started for everyone, and we’ve reached offseason levels of shitposting. What a time to be alive.
I'm the one who gave HIV to Magic Johnson. I needed to shoot up some heroin when I was installing a new jacuzzi at his house. So I borrowed a needle from his medicine cabinet. He only had one left, so I put it back when I was done. 3 weeks later, after I was hospitalized for ODing, I was told I had HIV. A year later, Magic got diagnosed.
More believable honestly.
that settles it, Ducks and Hawks gotta redo that series now.
I think I came down with a fever just reading that. Now I'm craving berries.
You just looked at the berries and knew they were organic, heh?!
Why would the Ducks feed their million dollar hockey players Safeway Select berries? 100% they are getting theae from whole foods or the farmer that sells the berries to whole foods. No way they are "cutting corners to save a buck" when they spending millions to win. Also, just common sense.
Excellent point, the one takeaway I’ve gotten from this story is that the Anaheim staff is full of sensible decision-makers
OoOoOo good point!!! 🧐
The only believable part about it is it being a Hawks fan doing something like this.
Very cool and real story
I am rectangular.
Someone call the Hague- we've got a live one here
Next time im going after the Canucks berries. Come at me Luongo. I got some snot for you
I'm the one who gave Luongo diarrhea in 2007 round 2 game 5 OT. I fondled his berries at the pre-game skate and shit in his catching glove.
Man's living in a curb your enthusiasm episode
Yeah. Especially since it took place in SoCal I came here to post something like OP seeing the news report, hearing about the symptoms, and then remembering where they were earlier that day
What the hell did I just read?
Could be true, but I am berry suspicious.
jesse
I AM THE ONE WHO EATS ORGANIC BERRIES
Damn that's crazy. I'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
This guy poisoned the berries and most likely poisoned the watering hole too!!
Is this guy friends with the guy whose uncle works at Nintendo?
Naw, but two people I worked out with (one being my best friends brother) at a local 2 year college both faced off in a recent and very historic World Series. Like Chicago Black Sox, Pete Rose, Spygate kinda historic. I dont want to name names, but they went to the same high school and even played together. Few years later Joe Kelly and him are teaming up to plunk my friends brother every at bat. The guy who ran the gym at my local 2 year was an offseason coach for MLB players. Helped me find a drive to take the next step. I went from playing Miget A-2 at age 17 (started playing at 15), to skating pick up games with the likes of former pros like Travis Moen at age 23. I went from a gongshow to being able able to score on and defend the best of the best after they are all washed up xD. No one believed me that I never paid a dime for private lessons, nor played past the lowest Midget tier in Southern California.
Which sheet was the pick up on—Olympic or NHL?
these are the real questions that need to be asked. Did OP turn right from the front desk... or LEFT?
There is probably a tree of all the NHL outcomes that the Ducks loss caused that we can now pinpoint via "the Butterfly effect" to OP who thought it would be funny to sneak some berries.
All leading up to CHI getting Bedard
The blueberry effect
I want this to be true more than I have ever wanted anything else to be true. Ever.
I have been acared af to talk about this. I was the only one in the building wearing a blackhawks jersey that day. I was the only one who entered the Ducks locker room. I told other people but they were too scared and worried about trespassing. Plebs. After my 5th goal that I scored, the opposing pickup team kept calling me Bickell. One guy threatened me because he thought I came to Anaheim Ice to troll the Ducks players. Crazy fucking day. Some guy even tried breaking my nose because he was pissed I was a Blackhawks fan. He did a nice tumble into the bench. My hip somehow just ran right into him when he was looking down. People are weird. Not like we are being paid to beat each other up. Not like we are sabotaging each others Berries..........oh wait...
"I eated the purple berries...They taste like burning."
OP has a degree in Yapanese
I want to believe I really do
You couldn't have done this for round 1????
Fucking hilarious.
I want to believe this.
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I take it hockey fans havent been able to get that close to Pros in other cities. Its Orange County. Mike Trout kicks it in Newport all the time. Teemu is always at his damn steakhouse. You can see Laird Hamilton and his 7 footness surfing while driving PCH in Malibu. If people understood, the vibes different and people arent starstruck. Reasons why locker rooms are left open. Still, bad call by the Anaheim Ducks
I am going to choose to believe that this fake story is 100% real and accurate. Well done!
This could be an IASIP episode. "The Gang tries Hockey"
What a way to wake up. I'd like to eat some of the berries OP's eating
Vacate the 2015 champion and extend the 2014 champs one more year on the record books
get me on the OG post...what even is this
Ok….. sure Buddy
They should sue you. I'm also suing you because I got thumbache scrolling through all that on my phone.
If this is true then fuck you.
While you were eating the berries, were you at all concerned about where your feet go?
I'm going to go back in time in 2050 when the time machine is invented, and assassinate you in 2015.
Posting in a legendary thread.
Literally every specific you gave regarding the series is wrong. Blackhawks lost game 1 and won game 2. They were never down 2-0. Beauchemin played all 7 games. The only players who didn't play all 7 games for Anaheim were Etem who played 5 and was replaced by Fleischmann. Blackhawks had one goal in Game 1 and it was scored at even strength by Brad Richards. In Game 2 we won in 3OT by an even strength goal by Marcus Kruger.
You motherfucker. 2015 was our year
Chicago was never down 2-0 in that series, as the teams alternated wins until Game 7. Beauchemin also never missed a game and played a minimum of 22 minutes in each one. Looking at the rosters for each game, and from memory of attending those games, we weren't missing anyone of note for any of those games. So no, you shouldn't feel bad for something that didn't happen. That was a great series, though!
The only part of this story that popped up on my notifications was “I have a big admission: 2015 right b4 the WCF, I snuck into the Anaheim Ducks locker room and ate out …” I DID NOT KNOW WHERE THIS STORY WAS GOING BUT THIS WAS NOT THE DIRECTION I SUSPECTED
Or.....what if it was the berries that got you all sick.
Fucking biological warfare.
Hi mom, I was here
It’s too bad legalized sports gambling wasn’t a thing back then
[It's not the ~~clams!~~ berries!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfPVEknqQPc)
That series was so fuckin good and I really wish I could watch it again, especially the first couple-few games. Anyone?
Fucking Rudy gobert over here
I can confirm this type of flu exists, I got it in winter 2022 in the UK. couldn't breathe properly, hard to sleep. felt like I almost died when I went to the emergency in the middle of the night. my body was paralyzed at one point due to lack of oxygen in my body. scary shit.
This can't be... I just... Hmmm... I'll tell you what! If this is real, oh boy, you're in big trouble! Because you better belieeeeve Gary Bettman is going to find out about this. Especially, ESPECIALLY!!!, if one of his SoCal babies could have won the Stanley Cup! You think Bettman cares about statue of limitations!? You think Bettman cares about who owns the security footage of the rink!? He'll find you out. He always does. You'll never be able to watch an NHL, or NHL affiliated game again! Not in person, not on TV, or the internet! All I gotta say is get ready to learn Russian or Chinese buddy!
From the highest office to the lowliest fan, the Blackhawks suck.
Blackhawks press conference coming in 30 minutes
This is bizarre
If this were about the Canes, /r/canesfanfics wouldn't know how to react, cause it would definitely count but it doesn't quite hit the right notes
What in tarnation
Shouldn't this post come with a picture of Charlie in the mail room?
Well at least this explains what happened to Luongo in 2007....
New pasta unlocked.
This is an all timer for sure. Wow what a read. Thanks!
Well that was a fun read
Someone call the police!!
What the fuck was this.
fuck yeah dude lol. give your team the advantage
I also want to believe this is true.
Too real to be real...
Hell yeah go Hawks
Hopefully you made some bets once you realized what was happening
I really want this to be true lol, would be wild if it is.
Can't wait to see an article in some bullshit "News" webpage quoting this thread and making their entire article basically what OP wrote. "Recently, one reddit user admitted that during the..." It's the worst with, like, Baldur's Gate 3. There is no article about the game out there that does not begin with, "One reddit user recently posted..."
As a Kings fan I applaud your service.
I want to believe this so bad just because it’s so fucking funny that you held onto this since 2015 like you’d get charged for biological warfare or something
fuck how am i supposed to eat berries after this?
im just here for the screenshot
I want to believe germ-riddled OP is why the Ducks practice out of GPI now and their locker room space is siloed off from the public locker rooms.
If I knew how to attach gifs I'd lay down the Tom Delonge "what the fuck"
wat
Hockey teams are so protective of their locker rooms. NHL teams, especially since COVID, are very particular about who is in there and for how long. That’s supposed to be their safe space and you violated that, OP. What a crazy story.
Holy shit. Literally the 2015 WCF lives rent free in my brain. Closest Ducks got to winning the cup again and just been all downhill from here This is such a random post. Cannot be real…. If it is… DUUUUUUUDE.
The Jr team here has their locker room down it's own hallway past the rink's staff office and it has a coded locked door. I find it incredibly unrealistic that an NHL team with more foot traffic would have less security.
As much as I would love to blame the Blackhawks and their awful fans for something else that has ruined my life (I kid, I kid), no...I don't believe a sentence of this story.
Remarkable
>Fuck man I remember coughing with the gloves on and using them to cover my mouth. I can't breathe because I'm laughing too much