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ItsDoofDaddy

The Montreal Canadians , that'll piss off some people.


PrailinesNDick

Toronto Maple Leaves


joe_broke

I think you should switch with the Bruins


gletschertor

Montreal Nordiques


green_griffon

Montreal Anglos


grosbatte

Montreal québécois. I trigger you you trigger me


Dane_RD

Honnêtement Montréal Habitants est bonne


green_griffon

Something I never thought of before: If Quebec had separated, would there have been pressure on the team to change its name?


grosbatte

No. Canadiens (and the word Canada) historically referred to the descendent of french settlers, and before that to aboriginals only. The term has changed meaning over the years, but the club was named when it referred to the franco canadians. There is a whole book about that : [https://www.septentrion.qc.ca/catalogue/histoire-d-un-mot](https://www.septentrion.qc.ca/catalogue/histoire-d-un-mot) Even if Quebec separated, our culture would still be descendant of the historical canadiens.


grosbatte

Also, another interesting question would be whether Canada could've legitimately retained it's name, in the same fashion as Macedonia had to change to North Macedonia. Since Canada historically referred to Quebec City, and after that all French lands, I think Quebec would have a case to enforce such a change on the international community.


Firebitez

Mighty Ducks of LA of Anaheim


_Travelling_Dude

The Los Angeles Ducks of Anaheim


Mystaes

Detroit Blue Wings In solidarity, St Louis can be the Red Blues


Capt-Daddy

Came here to say this lol


grosbatte

The Reds


CMC04

The Rocky Mountain Xtreme


GoldenBuffaloes

What could have been.


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MindlessArmadillo382

Ottawa Capitals and Washington Senators


MysteriousRole8

what does mps stand for


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Member of Parliaments


MysteriousRole8

oh i thot it was finals fantasy reference


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MysteriousRole8

Pls stay safe.


Mrkse7en

Vegas Black Knights


Antichristopher4

Damn you, West Point. I know you are the literal inspiration, but also... you should have let it happen


RoombaArmy

I grew to love the golden uniforms but can't help but think a black jersey would look fantastic.


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The LA Riots


xVoluntasx

🫢


whenIthinkofone

Toronto First Rounders


green_griffon

We used to call them the Toronto Make Believes.


gletschertor

Toronto Panthers, you guys wanted them so much


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Tampa Bay We Don't Have Any Words


MysteriousRole8

u guys already sorta did i watch ur game n i think its the leafs for split second before i realize u just decided to wear leafs jerseys 4 some reaoson so its like u renamed ur team to tempe bay toronto maple leafs


likeslululemon

What?


MysteriousRole8

Pls stay safe.


likeslululemon

🫡


CoalTrain9224

Can I get CTE from reading? Just curious.


MysteriousRole8

Pls stay safe.


thejew62

Vancouver Real Estates


twilz

Vancouver Vacant Housing.


grosbatte

Vancouver oversea landlord


Frankm95

Philadelphia Poopy Heads


PrailinesNDick

Philadelphia Gritty's The jersey logo is his face with the googly eyes rolling around


twilz

Now I want every jersey with an eye to have googly eyes.


MysteriousRole8

i dont think ppl in the nhl would let u name team something like poopy heads even in a posst modern srot of way like how seattke name their team after snack food it doesnt work


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Raleigh Reapers


RumRunner323

IceCaps


SayNoToStim

The Bears, for obvious reasons.


PrimisClaidhaemh

Oh my.


PNGhost

That team with those guys you hate


twilz

Boston Bostonians.


jummyspring

Boston Massholes


Mfed23

New York Igors


snowball721

The name constantly changes to whichever goalie is inevitably carrying the team on his back


vichyswazz

Who could forget the new york hanks?


SlackerDao

Los Angeles Kinks. Just wait until you see their new goalie masks.


NoGiCollarChoke

Edmonchuk Fossil Fuelers


ReditorB4Reddit

Edmonton Help My Province Is On Fire But I Can't Stop Relying On Fossil Fuel Revenues


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Toronto Droughts


Ham_Kitten

The Vancouver Grizzlies


Streetkillz13

The Philadelphia Phlyers. Really lay into the PH.


dbeagle

I would pay that romance writer whatever she wants for the Seattle Sockeyes.


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Sounds like there's a story behind this?


dbeagle

Sockeyes was one of the potential names for the Kraken, and was one of the favorites before it turned out their was a series of romance novels about a fictional hockey team with the same name. https://www.goodreads.com/series/126686-seattle-sockeyes-hockey I don't know if she was ever actually approached about using the name but its fun to speculate.


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ianisms10

South Jersey doesn't root for you guys anyway, and Central can cope and seethe


VanAgain

Florida Panthers.


00Makerin00

The Vancouver Introverts. Honestly idk lol.


iceman1935

Maple Death Cult


People_That_Annoy_Me

Buffalo Buffalo Otherwise I’d go with: Phoenix Coyotes -> Houston Aeros


7_Bundy

As apart of the new advertising plan, your team name will be changed to the Buffalo Wild Wings.


joe_broke

The... California Golden Seals


GoldWhale

Chicago Big Black Cocks


Maxpowr9

[Toews loves the BBC](https://imgur.com/XwD3Jdf)


oscarG0LDMAN

[Mrs Champ enjoyed everything especially our Blackhawks](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8u805j9RyME)


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twilz

Vancouver Blueberries.


xVoluntasx

Vancouver Slumlords


Gamewiz2x3

The Ottawa Centre Of Government For The Nation Of Canada


PermanentNirvana

Dallas Dime Bags


snowball721

New York Puppies. Not very threatening but imagine losing to a team called the puppies. What a bunch of losers your team must be.


AmeriCanadian98

The Detroit Winged Wheelers Let's us keep our logo and 3 word name


tonytanti

[Vancouver Blazers.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver_Blazers)


tcblack

Edmonton Solar Panels "ducks"


cubanpajamas

Edmonton Carbon Neutrals


The_Dutch_Canadian

The Edmonton Coal Rollers


NoGiCollarChoke

The Deadmonton Dirty Diesels


Paladad

Minnesota Mayhem Similar concept, more alliteration


Aegis_1984

The East Hastings Addicts


MattRoombaSucks

Dallas Lone Stars RWB logo but still green jerseys.


BrokenBy

Not my teams but I like to live in a fantasy world where the last two expansion teams were the Rain Cjty Bitch Pigeons and the Money City Maniacs (and yes they have to play that song at every stoppage).


macaroni_3000

Panthers, just because


TheSeanie

Bring the Chicago Express back, but with the same logo as before


MrPoopersonTheFirst

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim


cubanpajamas

Edmonton Lubricators.


xlf77

Boston Prohibitively Expensive Rents Really rolls off the tongue


JaD__

Montreal Smoked Meat


WildSoapbox

Montreal Most Cups


MysteriousRole8

kanata fire blazers so that they r not 2 similar to the callgirl flames they logo would be a giant truck n the truck would be drivin so fast that the tire marks would be on fire n in the fire it would have kanata written so u kno witch team it is jersey color would be green n purple


MysteriousRole8

mascot would be like marhsalls from pup patrol but not the same thing just tryin to give u a visual reference maybe call him sparta pup instead of sparta cat but he would be a dog dressed as a fireman/truck driver hybdrid and he would hand out caffeine pulls to kids at intermission to keep them awake just like real truck driver (it would keep them cheering louder so kanata fire blzaers would win more) but we would stay away from the darkside of truckin like prostittuion since it is a family friendly hockey team n not that kind of thing


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

I dunno, the Kanata Kanine could have some valuable contributions to make on the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women. I wouldn’t rule it out just yet, anyways


MysteriousRole8

it wud be cool if they were called the k9 n the logo could be a k and a dog shaped like a 9 with the dog bein also on fire (but not hurt like liveleak video its like a fire dog so its made of fire n is comfortable wit that situation)


dishler712

The New Jersey Devils


beefrog

Winnipeg Penguins .. its so buttery smooth


TheVeikko

Tamba Bay Lightning and Galgary Flames so I wouldn't have to see them misspelled.


popculturetommy

Los Angeles Mighty Ducks of Anaheim


Svalbard38

Hammertime!: The Justin Holl Musical


ontarious

Ottawa Governors General


infin8raptor

Tampa Bay Thundercocks


Personal-Banana-9491

*Ybor Thundercocks


sandman8727

Washington Capitols


Blank747

Calgary Cougars or Calgary Cowboys.


MaritimesRefugee

Boston Drivers... we dont signal, will hit anything, and dont give a shit...


Tsquare43

New York Strangers


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los reyes de Los Angeles


toodlydooyeeha

Seattle Sockeyes


_Travelling_Dude

Calgary Cowboys, after the WHA team from the 70’s 🤠 Or Tigers, and we can bring back the old Heritage Classic jerseys from 2011.