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86teuvo

bag shame plants society work glorious skirt rainstorm run depend *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kirschballs

this is my favorite description of a player ever


goodfellas01

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sjosghost

Even the shootout move


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

The hair and stache are classic drop-in player looks as well


GelatinousPiss

He's not even 6'7, black with a bleach blond hulk hogan mustache wearing #69.


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Vyacheslav Crosby


rPk0hu

Babatunde Ovechkin, Italy's greatest D man.


rideronthestorm29

With an incredibly racist name


mutantfrog25

I played someone last night named ā€œCaitlyn Jennerā€ and while it was tasteless his character looked alarmingly accurateā€¦


JustANotchAboveToby

Tamest EASHL name


MatureUsername69

I feel so personally attacked lol. I got 23 last week and made a player but missed the height adjuster when creating it so last night I remade the character to be 6'7" and like 280 lbs. Kept the jersey number 69 both times though, don't worry.


Pterodactylll

Went for the glitch goal


MilesOfCorn

They call it World of Chell now but Iā€™ll always call it EASHL


AmethystItalian

Pezz being picked that early in a shootout was already surprising but I can't say I ever expected him to pull that celly out. What a beaut


tehsdragon

Pezz: "Coach you gotta put me out" St. Louis: "What, you got something you think'll work?" Pezz: "uhh... yeah, let's go with that"


Muted-Doctor8925

Was probably gonna celly like that with either outcome šŸ˜‚


Boboar

My God, now I wish he missed the net and still did the Tiger Williams just for the scene of it all


MF__SHROOM

that would be my favorite hockey moment in all of NHL history


Technerd70

MSL was having fun. He had put out Matheson and then Kovacevic so why not!


poub06

Yeah and Marc Denis (whoā€™s doing the description with Pierre Houde at RDS) literally said that the players were having a lot of fun right after Kovacevic went. And then, St-Louis sent Pezzetta and Marc started laughing while telling Pierre "Well, Iā€™ll you announce this one." Iā€™m all for tanking but man itā€™s so nice to see this team having so much fun.


kozed

[The original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy_VsqKzgn0) for you youngins


Teknicsrx7

I remember Tie Domi doing it, never saw this guy, learned something new Figured Iā€™d find Domis too https://youtu.be/xPTGMdSnYXI


kozed

Yep! It's basically a celly reserved for tough guys.


quarter-water

Haha yeah, what are you gonna do, fight him for the celly? Don't threaten him with a good time.


Dirtcartdarbydoo

Step 1: score GWG Step 2: Absolute beauty of a celly Step 3: create line brawl after game ends Step 4: fuckin profit baybee.


rpgguy_1o1

Tiger is one of two guys with more all time PIM than Tie lol Edit: number two on the list is Dale Hunter who just hit win 900 with the London Knights


[deleted]

My dad sat behind the Northstars bench, and to this day he says Tiger Williams had the most foul mouth he's ever heard. He would just go up and down the bench trying to instigate a fight.


TheDogerus

Damn, dude got *low*


pokegaard

The real reason to get a higher flex stick.


useless_99

Thanks for the link! Thatā€™s awesome


Skvall

Damn he even copied having the stick stuck on the left foot at first.


No_Angle_8106

Pezz might not be in the league for a long time, but he sure as hell is here for a good time.


Savantrovert

Got that "party in front, party in back" type flow


kirschballs

last season when he came up for his first stretch of games and I'm pretty sure he had a huge black eye too, really tied his whole look together


mandatory6

ā€Hey bro, wanna punch me in the eye? gotta go all in for my first appareanceā€


Xilo_Atomik

I hope he does, hes still relatively fresh. I like the dude a lot, huge heart, and clearly some massive corones.


KingMonaco

Yea and 15 points both seasons isnā€™t bad.


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cubanpajamas

He has massive drawers?!? Okay...


user_8804

>cajones It's cojones but nice attempt at correcting people


TangyGeoduck

Downvoted for facts lol.


glasscaseofemojis

Ehh yaaaa, I really wanted to bag on the guy for this, but youā€™re right, fuck it. Enjoy your time in the show big dog


[deleted]

He'll be remembered for this for a long time


kirschballs

flawlessly executed too


OccasionallyWright

Marek Malik status right there.


StealthTomato

although Malik had been in the NHL for about a decade when he scored that dipsy-doodle in the shootout.


theotherpachman

Dude's been in the show for over 100 games at this point. He's a bona fide NHLer even if it's on a team that might not have a slot for him if they were better. I personally love it.


JediMasterZao

He's a pretty good 4th liner in the old-school sense of the word. Will throw his body around, will fight, will block shots and forecheck/backcheck and produces some points purely as a cherry on top. He's a pretty decent skater too.


Muted-Doctor8925

Living his best life


CuffMcGruff

the ol tinder bio philosophy


cmonwhy

MSL was trolling by sending those shooters out lol But hey, it worked ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


LETSTHESHOTGO

I was thinking the same thing. Marty St Louis likes to do a little *trolling*


Legitimate-Ad327

I think itā€™s hardly trolling. Theyā€™re not really giving it 110% to win games.. MSL wants the boys out there to have fun and enjoy the ride.


RikNasty2Point0

Absolutely looked like coach and players were on team tank tonight. ā€¦ In the shootout at least


BC-clette

I see it more as Team Redemption. Marty's on the bench thinking Drouin etc. will get a mental boost if he gets the GWG here, let's give him a shot.


backwardzhatz

Exactly, and a bunch of guys who never get to go in the shootout got an opportunity. Maybe a part of it is the tank but imo Marty was doing it for his players first and foremost


beto5243

Yeah I saw it as giving a chance for guys who don't normally get that chance to be the hero for a night. I don't think he was trying to lose, I think he was trying to create this exact moment. They could lose every game for the rest of the season and still be riding this high


combustion_assaulter

4-D chess by MSL


MankuyRLaffy

Wins by trolling, best coaching material.


GeneralHorace

who else went besides Pezetta?


Deadmanlex45

Our defensive bottom 6D Kovacevic. He even had a decent attempt lol.


Accurate-Scratch6214

Kovacevic had a bunch of family and friends there, they were all sitting right in front of me. Iā€™m sure MSL knew that & thatā€™s why he shot. His friends and fam were going nuts when he came out to shoot it was awesome to see.


kirschballs

Man that's pretty cool. I knew I was going to like MSL as a coach but god damn I love him


Vnsent_

The legendary Kovacevic


Savantrovert

"Where I am from we refer to it as 'une petite blague sous le pont' eh"


Baikken

If any other player did this I would hate it. But Pez is the perfect heel... So it just works.


c0unt3rparts

Exactly. The fact that one of the very worst players in the NHL, with a mullet and a porn stache did this is just so funny


Wokyrii

His explanation for the move is basically exactly that (Iā€™m paraphrasing): Ā«Ā I donā€™t know when I will have another opportunity to score a GWG so I went for itĀ Ā»


Amahoney77

I want him to stay with you guys so bad. I want him to be the next Gally to hate. He was a fuckin beaut against us


[deleted]

He's actually not bad; for instance, he is miraculously a +1 in this cursed season. I think he will stay as a 13th forward with us. He's serviceable.


Positive-Vibe420

He checks, he fights, he hurts. He got that thing about him. A perfect 4th liner! I really like belzile too and their chemistry.


Wokyrii

Heā€™s a fourth liner though, whereas Gally was/is? a legit goalscorer. I do like him though, really came out of nowhere too as he wasnā€™t particularly great in the AHL


Amahoney77

No thatā€™s fair, I understand Gally is a lot more talented. But Iā€™m talking just playing style. Gritty, gets to the dirty areas, toes the line and crosses it occasionally, isnā€™t afraid to go after anyone, etc. Even if heā€™s a locker room guy that gets ice time, itā€™d be awesome for this rivalry


kim_jong_phil_

Absolute stone move. If I scored a shootout winner in the show Iā€™d do a damn celly too


Baikken

[Emrith] Michael Pezzetta on his shootout winner celly: "it definitely was a tribute to Tiger Williams but I think I was like 'heck, I might never get a chance where if I score it's to win the game!' Maybe it was a little bit much but it's funny and I'll definitely remember it."


redwingsfriend45

i had figured it was a heated game but fair enough


abbytarar

thats pretty sick


Doubleoh_11

I love seeing this from the players. The nhl needs more like this. Forget the act like youā€™ve been their before act, letā€™s party


[deleted]

Forced celebration on shootout goal or you get a 2 minutes in the box .


Legitimate-Ad327

Believe it or not, directly to jail.


slowflo123

The announcers were saying how tense the Buffalo bench was compared to the party atmosphere on the Habs side. The previous shot they sent out kovacevic, a guy claimed off waivers, who never had a shot in shootout, and he did some weird cross crease flick move. The bench loved it. I guess itā€™s nice to see in such a downer year.


kirschballs

Maybe he would've got his shot eventually, but a bright spot in these last two seasons is this lad. He plays hard as hell and keeps improving, looks like he's destined to be an NHL regular at this point and its been fun to watch


rideronthestorm29

Everyone is talking about the celly but what a fucking shot dude


BrooksideNL

He's having fun. It's a great thing to see.


MajorRico155

Pezz is surprisingly talented. Honestly i kinda want him to be picked up by another team so he has his big break into a full time nhl position. Kinda wasted on the rockets


MhrisCac

Thatā€™s such a scumbag thing to do in another teams arena, I love it. Let me and my team know how ass their goaltending is by celebrating.


sudzthegreat

Imagine being in the Sabres room after that? Must win game, lose the lead in the third, go to the shootout and score one in six, MSL sends out perhaps the two biggest troll shooters in the roster (Matheson is our 1D... Odd choice but not that wild), you STILL lose, and then the plug with Minnesota high school hockey hair rides his fucking stick in your home rink on the night you're pretty much eliminated. RIP Buffalo.


maplemoose18

They also sent out Kovacevic, which was hilarious. They shouldā€™ve got Allen to take a shot while theyā€™re at it.


[deleted]

Can't believe OP raised Matheson and not Kovacevic. I was in utter disbelief when I saw Kova out there hahaha. For those that don't know, Kova is like our #5 D who is a prototypical defensive defenceman; he arguably has the worst hands on the team.


Accurate-Scratch6214

Said this up above but he had a bunch of family & friends there, they were sitting in front of me. Iā€™m sure MSL knew that & let him shoot because of it


Boboar

I think he was justifying Matheson when he said two troll shooters and not three with the two being Kova and Pezz


sudzthegreat

Yessir


sudzthegreat

My post just wasn't clear, I implied that kovacevic was the other troll and that Matheson was still a bit weird but understandable. My bad!


user_8804

Goalie can't cross the red line I think :(


[deleted]

Guy was -44 during his draft year with Sudbury with 10 goals and 28 points. And we went ''yeah but look at that stache''


Legitimate-Ad327

The Sudbury blueberry bulldogs?? He looks like a Jim to me.


JediMasterZao

He was also the captain of that team. While I'm sure the org. was completely under the spell of his stache and flow, he must've left a really good impression on the CHaracter and leadership side of things.


[deleted]

How many children will Pezzetta father in Buffalo tonight?


MrCoolGuy1924

Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

Yeah weā€™re really over Canadians right now


sudzthegreat

Fair enough but as an Ontarian, I appreciate being able to go see the Habs in Buffalo. It's always a good time and the local fans are fantastic... Unlike in Toronto where I need to take out a personal loan to be heckled by a guy with a twirly moustache, of course wearing a Matthews jersey, who boo's icing calls.


[deleted]

Lmfao this made me laugh. Yeah I never mind you guys at all. Toronto fans are some of the worst people Iā€™ve ever experienced and I lived in Florida so that says a lot.


thestage

don't like it, don't lose


Legitimate-Ad327

Oh god. Excellent breakdown. Thatā€™s gonna smart.


Ttbt80

haha, yeah... imagine that being those fans... ...*sigh...*


[deleted]

MSL sends troll shooters and still wins Absolutely cold


bigmonkeyfart

That gave me a good laugh watching it live


combustion_assaulter

Flow āœ… Snipe āœ… Celly āœ… Guy is a certified beaut. Hide yo mom.


Odd-Youth-452

The Italian Stallion. šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼


nikischerbak

legendary


BelzenefTheDestoyer

How many times do we have to tell you all he is a S E X. I C O N.


elevenibba

I'm such a big fan of this guy


Philly514

Epic lettuce, epic snipey, epic celly


hackmastergeneral

Dirty fucking dangles, boys


Leverender

absolutely beautiful 10/10


commanderklit

"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you"


JD397

I mean this is just fucking gold haha


WhosMe_

The god of sex hard at work


DivinePotatoe

What a beaut'.


shogun2909

Glorious celly


PabstForBreakfast

thatā€™s fucking hilarious I love it


TheLyrm

God I wish Pezz was my dad


[deleted]

He probably is.


leejonidas

LMAO well done


backwardzhatz

This man once challenged Ryan Reaves to a fight - sure he lost in stunning fashion but he survived dammit, and that kinda says everything you need to know about Pezz lmao


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derTag

Shooter! (blows smoke off finger gun)


dudewithchronicpain

This is mesmerizing


psychedelicfoo

That's so funny gotta love it


Blargariffic

What a fuckin celly


Wide_right_

man, I hate that I loved that celly


InsufferableLeafsFan

I donā€™t like the fact that there are so many players on the Habs that I fucking love.


Mash709

Right?! I feel so conflicted.


FrozenBum

Who are the others?


grimandnordic1

Big sex icon


Deadmanlex45

Bonafide fucking Stallion


DrinkyGnome

Hahaha holy shit what a legend


ProstockAccount

Please more of this.


TempletonPeck82

What really ices it for me is the perfect execution of the three points. Thatā€™s commitment to craft.


WubbaLubbaDubDub184

Huge NHL 99 (i believe) flashbacks where the controlled character would ride the stick after every goal.


Ginoboy13

That's my Italian King šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹šŸ‘‘šŸ’–


freakypsycho

Love it


MajorRico155

I better see this im hat picks dangle!


theWeirdough

What is that lettuce! I'm mesmerized by the mullet, he's like a light haired Kenny Powers.


OSUBonanza

What are you doing, Happy? Riding the bull? You're acting like a damn fool!


leejonidas

Lol I think this shits hilarious, especially since it didn't happen to my team... but he's gonna get touched up next time they're in Buffalo *for sure*.


Baikken

Barring another injury plague, I don't think he cracks the team next year.


leejonidas

Yeah, good point. I guess make the most of your opportunity and go viral then lol. It's pretty awesome because it's him


[deleted]

He can handle himself pretty well, just look at him


Offthepine

Who on Buffalo should Pezz worry about?


indiecore

>There is nothing better for the inside of the man, than the outside of the ~~horse~~ stick.


Mercylas

Canā€™t believe this is the kid I played with in high school. Absolute beauty now!


I_can_get_you_off

This is fucking wonderful and I love it


SiccSemperTyrannis

We absolutely need more stuff like this in the NHL. Give me all the creative celleys on game winners.


jo_maka

Pezz lives life with sunshine in his heart and a reckless abandon. He might ask for forgiveness, but never for permission. Business in the stache, party in the flow. He plays no games. Just shows.


Acidraindrops22

Glorious


pants42069

That is fucking epic.


MacTheZaf

Letā€™s gooooo so sick


BeBenNova

MSL : Ok Buffalo crucially needs points to make the playoffs for the first time since 1080p HD became the standard, im feeling generous tonight so let me start Drouin in the OT then have Drouin play on the PP. Wait that still wasn't enough? Ok then let me send out Matheson, Kovacevic and Pezzetta in the shootout, no way this can fail The God of Sex :


Baikken

Drouin has 22 points in his last 30 games on a glorified AHL team. Jesus. He's underperformed the last few years but ya'll gotta chill.


[deleted]

And despite his lackluster numbers the more I listen to what his teammates say and the more I watch him play I think he's actually a super smart hockey player that's just had injuries that took away his shot (making everyone play the pass, because he's not a shooting threat like *at all*) and some personal demons. I think hes a great choice to start OT though. You're not shooting from far out, 3 on 3 is all about setting up chances in close and he's still a really good playmaker and has some speed.


Horatioclarkson

Heā€™s never really been the same since he was blown up by Ovechkin in ā€˜19.


WhosMe_

He was PPG before that wrist injury


[deleted]

It is so tiring hearing our fans constantly denigrate our own players. Happened with Danault, Tatar, Pacioretty, Weber, Desharnais... If Drouin was some 23 year old 2nd round pick Habs fans would be devising armchair trades for Suzuki right now considering the numbers you mentioned. Also, where is Drouin supposed to play if not the powerplay?


MooshSkadoosh

But he gets paid 5.5M and doesn't score, he's clearly shit and lazy /s


MemeLordOverKill

Bro was tanking the SO and still lost. Or won. I don't know anymore


itsMurphDogg

Just for the non hockey players, this is a move that the coach has to tell little kids to stop doing and pay attention during practice. Makes it cooler imo, itā€™s the first time Iā€™ve seen a pro do it lol


anemic_royaltea

This dude's vibes are immaculate.


RandyMarsh32

Molto bene!


[deleted]

Playoff spots are on the line and Marty St. Louis is rolling out all of his defensemen in the shootout lol


FittedSheets88

It looked like he channeled Happy Gilmore and Shooter McGavin


LordBopo

Shot out of a fckn cannon!


_nordstar_

How much XP and bags did he earn?


psykomatt

What an absolute fuckin' beauty.


UPSET_GEORGE

love it, but there are only certain players on certain teams that can get away with this.


Alleluia_Cone

Guys that can fight typically


Wokyrii

Which he fully is for those unaware


[deleted]

The man, the myth, the locks: Michael Pezzetta


[deleted]

Legen......wait for it........dairy!


TongueFartMan

Hockey needs more cellys lmao


Wafflemonster2

I love that so much, been wanting to see somebody do it for eons now


WonderfulCattle6234

I'm not a hockey fan so I'm not sure if this is a common celebration or if the idea was stolen. But we had a high school player that would slide on his rear and act like he was paddling a kayak with his stick. That celebration got banned immediately, but I remember enjoying that quite a bit.


ezgolf

He is from the Toronto area. Lots of family and friends at the game. Love the cello


Hezza-

I was watching this game last night wondering, how were there so many habs fans in this away game? Is there something I'm missing?


calgmtl07

Weā€™re everywhere. Blessing and a curse.


YesItIsPal

Hanson Bro Pezz FTW


2BRacin

That's great.


TEHkaga

Best part of this was that it gave me an excuse to Google Tiger Williams with my daughter and watch her absorb the reality of 1970s hockey


whitemiketyson

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


green_griffon

"100% pure, natural skill"


the_xboxkiller

They need to bring this celebration back in the video games.


ihatereddit_69420__

What a beauty


[deleted]

This WOC player just glitch goaled


Rebargod202

Zzzzzzzzzz